Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness?

Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    YAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Howard shore score intensifies*

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like howard score am i right

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't this moron think that cutting down Fangorn forest wouldn't piss off the Ents?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ents basically embodied "nothing ever happens." They never got their asses to do anything in the history of middle-earth. Even when all their wives wandered off, disappeared, and probably died, they couldn't be bothered to get off their roots and do anything about it.

        If the tree-man didn't care about losing his tree-wife enough to do a damn thing, why would you assume he'd do something about normal trees?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >First they came for the wives, and I did not speak out.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Treewives leave
          >I sleep
          >A single tree burns
          >THERE IS NO CURSE IN ELVISH ENTISH OR THE TONGUES OF MAN FOR THIS TREACHERY

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        1) what

        The ents basically embodied "nothing ever happens." They never got their asses to do anything in the history of middle-earth. Even when all their wives wandered off, disappeared, and probably died, they couldn't be bothered to get off their roots and do anything about it.

        If the tree-man didn't care about losing his tree-wife enough to do a damn thing, why would you assume he'd do something about normal trees?

        said, Ents did nothing since the beginning of time
        2) Saruman was one the most powerful beings in Middle-Earth with an army of super soldiers, even if they acted he was confident he could have handled them
        3) even in case of defeat his objective was to gain power thru other means, he did not really care for the place, so the attack of the Ents was Just a minor problem for him (he dies during the attack in the extended cut of the movie a, in the books he just flees and gets later backstabbed, literally, by Grima)

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I-IS THAT A.... DEADLY SPIN SPELL? AHHHHH HELP ME BOMBADIL I'M GOING IN CIRCLEEEEEEEEES

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's canon Saruman was dressed like a gay flag in this scene.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, Jackson the medium talent couldn't even get that right.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hobbits aside, why is every role this guy gets unadulterated kino?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t believe Sauronman betrayed Gandalf for Sauron.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauron'sman working with Sauron was biggest plot twist in movie history.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauron'sman working with Sauron was biggest plot twist in movie history.

      This was the meme that made me realize I'd outgrown Cinemaphile...

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love those movies and I love Peter Jackson (with prep time)
    It was so carefully crafted.
    I watched the behind the scenes and christopher lee at some point told Ian ian mckellen
    "I'm a little worried, this is the 12th take, they SURELY got it by now!"
    And Ian said "Oh don't worry, yesterday I did 24 for a scene"
    and everything was cool

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf i thought i saw all the behind the scenes stuff
      do you have a link?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's one for each movie I think, you may have watched a snippet but here's the full first one

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SARUMAN THR THE STINKY!

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My name's Big Madman.
    >I run Shire Town.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fall. From living in Orctank tower, served by treants and hi-orcs, to living in mole hills, waited upon by shire rats.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        then to being killed by shire rats and served up at the celebratory feast as the main course

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gandalf the wise? Gandalf the fool!

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I understand that you can only include so much in a film and you need to simplify things but I dislike how in the films Sauronman is just a stooge of Sauron rather than a deluded fallen Angel who's drunk on his own supply who thinks that by using the weapons and tactics of the enemy he can achieve total mastery over good and evil and become a God of his own making

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you 90% of people watching the movies would be completely confused if Sauron and Saurmann acted like two independent entities in a sort os questionable semi alliance with both sides plotting to betray the other

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That level of complexity would have required a miniseries. With all the intrigue of GoT.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gandalf the white?
    >Gandalf the israelite!

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the wise abandon Reason for Cubase?

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