where do you live? i live in a major city, they're everywhere. also, word of advice, most of them dont look like op's pic. probably 15% of them are hot
Seven Samurai
I was gonna watch more Kurosawa but I got sidetracked by animes, thanks for reminding me. I also watched Yojimbo, what should I watch next
How the frick does this fat tard get to interview Rara while smashing beers?
Do you really just learn Japanese then start a youtube channel and then hang out with jav stars?
Sukeban Deka. It's about a gang of high schools who infiltrate a military school on an island to save the students. The main character is cute as fricking hell and she fights people with a yoyo. At one point she blows up a helicopter with her yoyo skills. It's fricking amazing.
If you're this assblasted about cartoon sticks then you need to have a nice day. No one will ever like or respect you. No one will ever take you seriously. You are impossible to be around and have absolutely no value whatsoever. You're a defect.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>you can't be "serious" unless you're worthless evil trash >principles and standards are VAD, just accept things being terrible
This world is fricked because of "people" like you.
>that bit where it's just a single frame but you know they were thinking hard about busting her out >one frame having more character than most 600+ episode shonenshit
Actual kino
Rewatched Eureka yesterday as my girlfriend hadn't seen it. She thought it was boring, and didn't like that it's black and white. I think I'm going to leave her because she constantly has shit taste in everything.
The Samurai and the Secret of the Flower. After his lord loses a flower viewing contest, a samurai commits seppuku out of shame. His son is ordered to spy on the contest winner and steal the prize winning iris.
GI Samurai
Really cool movie, I got a little annoyed that the final battle wasn't the army boys taking advantage of their ranged capabilities but I suppose that would have been too one sided.
>A prostitute fricks an retired university professor, then asks him to driver her to school the next day, he obliges, while dropping her off her boyfriend sees the old man and assumes its her father, so he jumps in the car and asks for his blessing with their relationship, the old man decides to not out himself or her so he just plays along, they ride around running errands for a little while before the old man drops the boyfriend off at work.
Its a very strange movie, its like 90 minutes of mistaken identity with everyone finding out she is actually a prostitute within the last 10 or so minutes. I recommend it; 7/10.
oh damn. I thought I just made one up off the top of my head. Looked it up and I think I actually got this one years ago. The catalog number mist have stuck with me all this time.
The Man with a Shotgun; plot was pretty generic and unmemorable but Suzuki already had some style then even if it isn't fully formed. Lot of good wide shots at least.
Minus One: Minus Color. Lady Snowblood before that. Tampopo before that. A handful of Kurosawa before that.
I actually got back into Japanese kino from starting Carranger, which doesn't make much sense because I was watching Gridman, Don-Brothers, Zenkaiger, King-Ohger, Kamen Rider Ex-Aid, Kamen Rider Saber, a little bit of Kamen Rider Gotchard, and the original Ultraman before that. Carranger somehow pushed me to dive through a lot of the J-kino on Max.
Lads, help me!
I like breasts in general, and generally prefer white women over Asians, but for some reason Asian/Japanese breasts in particular make me coom the hardest of all tit ethnicities.
tetsuo fricking rocks.
the sequel, body hammer, finally has a good youtube rip. not as good imo but some kino 90s tokyo and definitely more fun than tetsuo
Parasite. It won an Oscar and was quite good, although I have to take a point off because it was subtitled rather than dubbed and I had to get my friend Cherry to read it out loud for me. Trouble is Cherry isn't a fast reader and he stutters a bit so we have pause it a lot.
4/5
Based. Aika is fricking hot. What other actresses have that look? I know there's a term for when japs go blonde and tan? It's so trashy but insanely hot.
Interesting, I had not. That's handy but not exactly what I'm picturing.
Imagine being able to set up filters where you can select age, body type, hair style, etc. That seems like something the Japanese would be all over.
Sexual Drive
I want to watch it with a Japanese woman and see if it gets her all hot and bothered because it sounded very erotic to me but I don't speak Japanese very well so I'm not sure if it actually was or not
Young Hiroyuki Sanada is a jazz trumpeteer who witnesses a crime while it occurs, and the movie is him running through downtown midnight tokyo in the 90's with a girl at his hip and his trusty trumpet in his hands.
>Great
100 Yen Love >Good
Breathe in, Breathe out
The Great Passage
In this Corner of the World
Shinjuku Swan >Okay
Go
Godzilla Minus One >Meh
Barefoot Gen
Happy Hour
Beautiful Teacher Rape Hell
I just had a dream that I was working on a JAV set and a number of Japanese girls were giving me amazing deepthroat.
I think seeing this thread before I fell asleep is to blame.
Even weirder is it started as a Succession style drama and turned into Kamen Rider tokusatsu but then it turned out it was all a high budget Giga style JAV and I was the American actor in it.
Aria the Benedizione
>Aria the Benedizione
sounds gay. try Aria the Scarlet Ammo instead
>Aria the Scarlet Ammo
not a movie
pretend it is one
Absolutely fricking awful. Even child me knew it was slop.
>Aria the Scarlet Reddit
Why is it so hard to meet an asian 🙁
where do you live? i live in a major city, they're everywhere. also, word of advice, most of them dont look like op's pic. probably 15% of them are hot
still better than the 5% of white women that are hot
K-ON the movie
shit
>Cute girls doing cute things
I fricking hate this genre with a passion and I wish to exterminate all who follows it
The manga was a gag comedy. The anime turned it into moeshit.
too bad you can only seethe on anime imageboards instead
This. I watch anime about better shit and jerk off to cute girls doing sexual things.
A good time.
Godzilla Minus One
can't even remember
korea has taken the role of kinocountry
One piece movie 6 it was kino
strong world is better
Very unusual movie, barely a OP movie, but fantastic horror anime movie.
Female Prisoner Scorpion: Jailhouse 41
i googled it assuming it was JAV
there's plenty of nudity in the films
but its not JAV
Kagemusha
Ride or Die
WANZ-511, got the subbed version 🙂
>auntie
homie looks older than her
suspension of disbelief
God the men in JAV are so repulsive, it's like they go out of your way to make you say ewww
Death by Hanging - it was quite good
some shit about a hole and an endless field of grass
Seven Samurai
I was gonna watch more Kurosawa but I got sidetracked by animes, thanks for reminding me. I also watched Yojimbo, what should I watch next
Sanjuro. It's the best btw
High and Low is so good. Watched it last year and still think about it from time to time
I've been meaning to watch High and Low. Going to watch it now. Thanks for the reminder.
The Hidden Fortress is my second favorite and Ran is number one, with Seven Samurai in third place. Make of that what you will.
High and Low is his best, also the criminally underrated The Bad Sleep Well before it.
This.
Also suggesting High and Low. So much shit goes down the runtime flies by.
I may need a more detailed demonstration of the cinematography from this webm.
YMDD-177
Much obliged friend.
I Met a Vulgar Lady Again When I Went Back to My Hometwon, and She Shared a Room With Me
The live action Kamisama no Iutoori
It wasn't very good, changed a ton and it sucked hard
Shin kamen rider
Machine girl, it was pretty laf
MUDR-169
How the frick does this fat tard get to interview Rara while smashing beers?
Do you really just learn Japanese then start a youtube channel and then hang out with jav stars?
>beers
What kind of moron leaves a half inch of beer in their glass? It's clearly whiskey you fricking idiot
she looks rough as hell in her latest scenes, real spooky skelly mode, anorexia has fully claimed her
Codes for the worst three?
she's pretty much all bones in dandy-888 and okb-154, it's not a good look
I know some people prefer them skinny but that's just grim.
>dandy-888
>2:47:22 runtime
do Japanese people really?
also she looks very skinny but not disastrous
They tend to set it up in 3-5 different scenarios throughout the video
Good
MVSD-291
GGEEEENNMMAAA
This was when anime was actually cool and not the tranime we have now.
KIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOO
Kino.
basado. ninja scroll is unironically one of the very few watchable animus
>everybody she has sex with gets terminally poisoned by her literal poison ivy body fluids
>still would bang
>thread so good it made it to page 11
kek never seen that happen before
I must watch these
Godzilla minus 1
Gonna watch the kaina of the great snow sea movie tonight though
based, nip adaptations of Shakespeare are always kino
Definitely. Ran is the second best Shakespeare adaptation.
It's actually quite shit as a Shakespeare adaptation, if you've read King Lear that is. But as a movie, at least visually, it's spectacular.
I've been rewatching City Hunter.
japan is so pozzed now
>now
getting c. rusty
Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell
Onibaba, watched it around 2 months ago. Visually great but the plot was a bit dull for the length.
Sukeban Deka. It's about a gang of high schools who infiltrate a military school on an island to save the students. The main character is cute as fricking hell and she fights people with a yoyo. At one point she blows up a helicopter with her yoyo skills. It's fricking amazing.
August in the Water. I forgot most of it
I think i'll watch that one about the schoolgirl who shrinks people to kill them
Dick status?
Exactly.
breasts too big, wouldn't bang.
Just use them as a pillow.
Name?
beyond the infinite 2 minutes
she only does this sort of thing right?
JUNY-086
Harakiri
Top kino
based fricking Happy Hour
10/10
amazing
(you won't like it)
>last japanese film
Not a film.
Ley Lines
God I need a qt Jap gf.
Ran. Second time watching it.
SSIS-889 新人NO.1STYLE 身長175cm 胸囲108cm 日本人離れのKカップ メガトンボディ新人グラビアアイドル みなと羽琉
holy fricking kino
Evil trash
It has smoking, is evil shit.
Look at that level of soul. Makes me hate even more the current state of anime.
Smoking filth is not "soul", it's just disgusting
Nobody was smoking in that webm schizo
But it happens in that "movie" moron
If you're this assblasted about cartoon sticks then you need to have a nice day. No one will ever like or respect you. No one will ever take you seriously. You are impossible to be around and have absolutely no value whatsoever. You're a defect.
>you can't be "serious" unless you're worthless evil trash
>principles and standards are VAD, just accept things being terrible
This world is fricked because of "people" like you.
Whatever helps you bear being alone.
kino
>that bit where it's just a single frame but you know they were thinking hard about busting her out
>one frame having more character than most 600+ episode shonenshit
Actual kino
JUL-859
IMBD-231
drive my car
I don't even know you
Sato is one of the best filmmakers alive. Sadly, this was not one of his best films, not even close.
Rewatched Eureka yesterday as my girlfriend hadn't seen it. She thought it was boring, and didn't like that it's black and white. I think I'm going to leave her because she constantly has shit taste in everything.
poster looks kino. sell it to me, what's the hook?
She's smart, you're the dry boring c**t watching non commercial films.
>3h40m of black and white boring slop
it's not the Godfather for sure.
Evil Does Not Exist
Directed by Ryusuke Hamguchi (Drive My Car)
The Samurai and the Secret of the Flower. After his lord loses a flower viewing contest, a samurai commits seppuku out of shame. His son is ordered to spy on the contest winner and steal the prize winning iris.
>tell me the name of the last japanese film you watched
Squid Game
Godzilla minus 1
GI Samurai
Really cool movie, I got a little annoyed that the final battle wasn't the army boys taking advantage of their ranged capabilities but I suppose that would have been too one sided.
i think it was pulse. kinda goofy, but good.
A Colt is my Passport. Some anons shilled it and it was pretty alright.
shishido is the goat
The best japanese movie was made by westerners and isn't a movie.
Oh it was a movie.
Kamen rider the first
Will watch the next tomorrow
RCT-669
Zoom Up: Rape Site
I rewatched battle royal for the first time in about 20 years and frick me is it terrible now
Anything with Nene Tanaka. Her films are always kino
Any notably kino codes?
Dont remember the one where she gets gangbanged in an onsen
And the the other one where she does a bodypaint
Recently the b***h got fat
here you go op
watching now thanks
Cute little moron.
Rurouni Kenshin
I watched the original series dubbed back in the early 00's, really wish they kept that guy as kenshins one and only English VA.
This was depressing as frick
you should watch the live action 1983 version, that shit wrecks me everytime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1xoU5E-8Yc
Fricking hell why even watch an anime remake when there's early 80s kino already filmed and ready to watch.
Sanjuro
happy hour just before Christmas
https://kisscos.net/buena-117/
116 is great too
Audition at the drafthouse.
AVOP-062
>A prostitute fricks an retired university professor, then asks him to driver her to school the next day, he obliges, while dropping her off her boyfriend sees the old man and assumes its her father, so he jumps in the car and asks for his blessing with their relationship, the old man decides to not out himself or her so he just plays along, they ride around running errands for a little while before the old man drops the boyfriend off at work.
Its a very strange movie, its like 90 minutes of mistaken identity with everyone finding out she is actually a prostitute within the last 10 or so minutes. I recommend it; 7/10.
XXX: Isle of the Dead.
Charisma by Kiyoshi Kurosawa, really really liked it. i look forward to getting into more of his work.
MVSD-552, Ran Himeno is so fricking cute, it's unreal.
You mean miura sakura?
Her beauty and body are unmatched
no i dont.
but miura is great too
I loved PRIN-010
>even her name is coom
Koume Ena is kino personified
Godzilla Minus One.
idk the name but Kitano Mina was getting oiled up and double teamed by two ugly bastards.
AVOP-109
oh damn. I thought I just made one up off the top of my head. Looked it up and I think I actually got this one years ago. The catalog number mist have stuck with me all this time.
Any kinos from the 80/90's?
Films of the 40s in which the Japanese showed the imperialist and cannibalistic essence of the United States.
Terror of Mechagodzilla
With that I finished the Showa period. I had a blast with these flicks tbh. Gonna continue with the Heisei series soon.
Hana-Bi, and Sonatine before it, which may actually be my favorite on a purely personal level. Kitano is kino to the utmost degree.
the outrage trilogy is so fun, even if 3 kinda goes full moron
The Man with a Shotgun; plot was pretty generic and unmemorable but Suzuki already had some style then even if it isn't fully formed. Lot of good wide shots at least.
Literally right about to watch Dolls.
Every movie of his I've seen is kino. My favourite is Kikujiro.
I have a soft spot for Miike. Dead or Alive open will always be my favorite opening.
Based. The deadpan nature of the gunfight at the bar in Sonatine always gets me.
>I have a soft spot for Miike.
thoughts on Hatsukoi (2019) ?
MMNA-009
Minus One: Minus Color. Lady Snowblood before that. Tampopo before that. A handful of Kurosawa before that.
I actually got back into Japanese kino from starting Carranger, which doesn't make much sense because I was watching Gridman, Don-Brothers, Zenkaiger, King-Ohger, Kamen Rider Ex-Aid, Kamen Rider Saber, a little bit of Kamen Rider Gotchard, and the original Ultraman before that. Carranger somehow pushed me to dive through a lot of the J-kino on Max.
Lads, help me!
I like breasts in general, and generally prefer white women over Asians, but for some reason Asian/Japanese breasts in particular make me coom the hardest of all tit ethnicities.
Isn't this Fumi Nikaido? She has some of the hardest nipples I've seen. Very pretty breasts. Glad she went topless.
I understand the feeling. White women are best but Japanese breasts are a thing of sensitive beauty.
>Fumi Nikaido
Yes, I Yandex'd it and was disappointed she's a real actress rather than a JAV star.
I agree it's a waste. She'd probably be one of my favorites.
>Isn't this Fumi Nikaido?
yes!
>She has some of the hardest nipples I've seen. Very pretty breasts. Glad she went topless
stay away from my wife
Your wife has excellent breasts.
you've never seen her breasts, she just wears a skin-tight t-shirt with a tit print on it to confuse her enemies.
Tried to watch Lily Chou Chou. It sucked so hard I stopped. I'm never listening to tumblr virgins again.
Flower and snake zero (2014)
Why is JAV so fricking kino? Even at its most degenerate it seems strangely tasteful.
I watched Rashoman the other day, not one of Kurosawa's best but still pretty good.
they know how to film tastefully, even white women look better in jav
How come she looked great in JAV while looking like a troony tramp in her western films?
OPPW-144
No way gay.
Can JAVgays make their own thread? Pornography shouldn't even be Cinemaphile related.
Most entertainment has moved away from both television and film. It's now almost all streaming and digital slop.
It doesn't even matter, no one thinks pornography is film. It shouldn't be discussed on the movie board. Go to /b/ or something.
Stay on topic you hypocrite.
>hypocrite
Yeah such a hypocrite for not wanting people dropping troony codes in the middle of a thread discussing Kurosawa.
Whine at that gay then.
Some gravure kino.
JAV 442-6
Rate my Asian collection. I've seen more than this, but I've got almost nothing.
Your lack of Hong Kong films is disappointing. Ran is alright.
>Gay
Assuming cartoons don't count: Tampopo
Pretty awesome movie.
Baby assassins
Weird shit
Moe shit
Godzilla vs Mothra
I plan to watch Zeiram after finish up its anime adoptation
So what movies has she been in? Is she an actress?
Nice
this has been on my watchlist for ages but i have to ask is it just a softcore porno or something? Certainly looks like it could be.
It's worth a watch
HUNTA-623
Better than Kurosawa
Any fans of Japanese actress Anri Okita ITT?
How do you rate her career?
I wish death upon all coomers
Weird but fun watch
Stop motion chase was kino
tetsuo fricking rocks.
the sequel, body hammer, finally has a good youtube rip. not as good imo but some kino 90s tokyo and definitely more fun than tetsuo
Terra Formars
Graveyard of Honor (2002)
outrage coda
it was pretty alright
Parasite. It won an Oscar and was quite good, although I have to take a point off because it was subtitled rather than dubbed and I had to get my friend Cherry to read it out loud for me. Trouble is Cherry isn't a fast reader and he stutters a bit so we have pause it a lot.
4/5
Beyond the infinite two minutes. I liked it despite the fact I usually don't like gimmick films.
Anything written by Makoto Ueda is worth watching
"Busty Older Sister Fricks Virgin Little Brother"
August in water
thursday I watched DSVR-996
before you ask, yes I bought a VR headset to watch japanese kino
Godzilla Minus One
Fricking kino
MFT-003
Can't remember the name of the movie but it had Fuyue Kotone in it
PPPD-488
Based. Aika is fricking hot. What other actresses have that look? I know there's a term for when japs go blonde and tan? It's so trashy but insanely hot.
Uehara Karen, fewer kinos though
her licking mens nipples is the most kino.
>I know there's a term for when japs go blonde and tan?
gyaru
Thanks anon.
Thanks man, my morning is planned. I wish there was a database to search all JAV stars by age and or body type. Would make that shit so much easier.
If anyone has any recommendations for Japanese porn stars that are thicc,have huge breasts and do hardcore, let me know.
idk have u tried jav library ? it's like imdb for jav
Interesting, I had not. That's handy but not exactly what I'm picturing.
Imagine being able to set up filters where you can select age, body type, hair style, etc. That seems like something the Japanese would be all over.
>thicc,have huge breasts and do hardcore,
hana haruna
nene tanaka
shiori tsukada
nina nishimura (more FAT than thicc these days)
just go on any jav site and look at her most recent scenes
>nina nishimura
Fricking hell,guess my morning is planned now.
MISM-245
Squid Game
That's a TV show.
it's a cipus
And Korean, dummy.
Literally TWO jokes went over your head at the same time.
anon that was the joke
Cope.
This.
I swear I didn't know it was porn.
It was really hot though
does perfect days count? man it was great, not even in a "literally me" way
NHDTB-843
Alice Otsu is amazing in this and the little b***h crying that she raped him and made him creampie her needs to get nuked.
RCT-833
The twist with the referee at the end was kino
SSNI-498
Drive my car.
Sexual Drive
I want to watch it with a Japanese woman and see if it gets her all hot and bothered because it sounded very erotic to me but I don't speak Japanese very well so I'm not sure if it actually was or not
Some Godzilla flick was on cable the other day
Bedevilled
>last tv show
Netflix' Sanctuary
>last film
Hachigatsu no rapusodi (1991) with Richard Gere
honestly a good movie, i rarely finish things these days and i finished this one
"Round About Midnight" / "Mayonaka Made"
Young Hiroyuki Sanada is a jazz trumpeteer who witnesses a crime while it occurs, and the movie is him running through downtown midnight tokyo in the 90's with a girl at his hip and his trusty trumpet in his hands.
Pretty fun movie!
a boy and his samurai
Good thread
Throw Away Your Books, Rally in the Streets. Excellent soundtrack, but Pastoral is better.
I just watched Cure by Kiyoshi Kurosawa and it was kino
Last month:
>Great
100 Yen Love
>Good
Breathe in, Breathe out
The Great Passage
In this Corner of the World
Shinjuku Swan
>Okay
Go
Godzilla Minus One
>Meh
Barefoot Gen
Happy Hour
Beautiful Teacher Rape Hell
I just had a dream that I was working on a JAV set and a number of Japanese girls were giving me amazing deepthroat.
I think seeing this thread before I fell asleep is to blame.
Even weirder is it started as a Succession style drama and turned into Kamen Rider tokusatsu but then it turned out it was all a high budget Giga style JAV and I was the American actor in it.
Holy shit i just got up and this thread from last night is still tunning???????
thoughts on the baby assassins films ?
>dat shitty CGI blood
One of my favorite movies ever.
Yuudo The Art of the Bath
Not bad
Recommend me some good weird movies
love exposure
himizu