I wonder if elves get sick of their wives shit. I know they don’t typically remarry, but do you think he ever wants to smother her with a thre pillow because she won’t stop chattering
She's no Luthien. Imagine his seething when he first saw Arwen with her looks that are supposedly the mirror image of Luthien. Seething and seething at Elrond, especially since he gets to have secret meetings with his wife (who isn't as pretty as Arwen)
Why didn't the elves show Gandalf respect? It always seems like he's beneath them the way he bows his head to Galadriel and Elrond. They should be doing that to him and the other wizards. They're angelic like beings for Eru's sake! Why are elves such arrogant buttholes?
https://vocaroo.com/1iHvgMcO0kid >Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! >Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling! >Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling.
Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight, >Waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight,
There my pretty lady is, River-woman's daughter, >Slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water.
Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing >Comes hopping home again. Can you hear him singing?
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o! >Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o!
Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away! >Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day.
Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing. >Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?
Hop along, my little friends, up the Withywindle! >Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle.
Down west sinks the Sun: soon you will be groping. >When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open,
Out of the window-panes light will twinkle yellow. >Fear no alder black! Heed no hoary willow!
Fear neither root nor bough! Tom goes on before you. >Hey now! merry dol! We'll be waiting for you!
Hey! Come derry dol! Hop along, my hearties! >Hobbits! Ponies all! We are fond of parties.
Now let the fun begin! Let us sing together!
>Now let the song begin! Let us sing together!
Of sun, stars, moon and mist, rain and cloudy weather, >Light on the budding leaf, dew on the feather,
Wind on the open hill, bells on the heather, >Reeds by the shady pool, lilies on the water:
Old Tom Bombadil and the River-daughter!
Hey ho to the doubles I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe
Trips may fall and quints may blow
But there still be many gets to go
Sweet is the sound of the pouring BANE?
And the Sneeds that blow from hill to plain
But better than Bane and smugfrog toast
Is a pair of dubs inside this post
Gandalf? I thought you said Mandalf.
>Is Gandalf doing his Mandalf joke again?! I love that joke!
That was an amazing joke
ahhahah
This homie leaking zest
Teleporno, zesty?
He's helping Aragorn write his tax policy
A balrog of Morgoth
what did you say?
A balrog of Morgoth
WHAT DID YOU SAY??
TELEPORNO
Never thought I'd see the day Galadriel would cuck her husband
Ga-ga-ga-gard gard
this guy and haldir are so funny. you can picture getting pissed with them at the pub, but they're elves apparently.
that being said has blanchette honestly done anything good besides LOTR, because i really dont think so. a whole lot of feux indie horseshit.
I liked her in Aviator
The Missing (2003) is a decent western
he got capped fr
The hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits to Isengard, to Isengard.
Gard gard. Gard gard. Gard
I miss 2000s memes so much.
Memes simply were funnier when it was gen x making them
they weren't just statements infested with irony that's why
Tell me, where is Sauron? And where is my wife? For I much desire to speak with them.
>Need I remind you, master elf, that a wizard is never tardy, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Imagine being mogged by your wife for all eternity, it must be what it’s like to marry a female surgeon
>not have to worry about anything besides worrying about gandalf
>leave the world after having the finest blonde puss
I wouldn't b***h.
He has to forever live with the fact that Sauron cucked him
Sauron pretty much cucks everyone all the time, despite his autism that’s his power
Except huan the hound lmao. There are some first age characters that would cuck the frick out of sauron.
Bezos fan fiction
Not canon and never will be. Doesn’t even follow established lore
Imagine having a perfect looking wife whose looks never fade
I wonder if elves get sick of their wives shit. I know they don’t typically remarry, but do you think he ever wants to smother her with a thre pillow because she won’t stop chattering
Throw pillow
She's no Luthien. Imagine his seething when he first saw Arwen with her looks that are supposedly the mirror image of Luthien. Seething and seething at Elrond, especially since he gets to have secret meetings with his wife (who isn't as pretty as Arwen)
homie, Arwen is literally Celeborn and Galadriel’s daughter, she gets her good looks from both her parents.
Dumbass. She's their grandaughter. Elrond and Celebrian (their daughter) are her parents
>surgeon
cut here, sew there. Piss easy job. A shaved chimp could do it
Some stoned midget got him falling into a well.
A BALROG OF MORGOTH
OF MORGOTH?!??!?!!!
what can op do against such reckless page 9?
no op should have to bump their own thread...
YOU'VE BEEN INTO FARMER MAGGOTS CROP!!!
Everyone always asks...where is Gandalf?...but nobody ever asks...how is gandalf?
I wouldn't ask anything. I would listen to what he has to say. And that's what no one did.
ITT it's easy to tell which posters are zoomoids
we ain't postin' no further, til we've had a (you)!
A BALROG OF MORDOR
ISÍLLLLDÚÚÚRRRR
LOOKS LIKE (YOU)'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS.
bring forth the digits anon namegaygins
Is this the same zoomer pretending to be a millennial every time?
Why didn't the elves show Gandalf respect? It always seems like he's beneath them the way he bows his head to Galadriel and Elrond. They should be doing that to him and the other wizards. They're angelic like beings for Eru's sake! Why are elves such arrogant buttholes?
They did respect him, but the Istari serve the people, not the other way around. Pretty sure Gandalf loves Galadriel as well.
https://vocaroo.com/1iHvgMcO0kid
>Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow!
>Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling!
>Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling.
Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight,
>Waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight,
There my pretty lady is, River-woman's daughter,
>Slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water.
Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing
>Comes hopping home again. Can you hear him singing?
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o!
>Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o!
Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away!
>Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day.
Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing.
>Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?
Hop along, my little friends, up the Withywindle!
>Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle.
Down west sinks the Sun: soon you will be groping.
>When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open,
Out of the window-panes light will twinkle yellow.
>Fear no alder black! Heed no hoary willow!
Fear neither root nor bough! Tom goes on before you.
>Hey now! merry dol! We'll be waiting for you!
Hey! Come derry dol! Hop along, my hearties!
>Hobbits! Ponies all! We are fond of parties.
Now let the fun begin! Let us sing together!
>Now let the song begin! Let us sing together!
Of sun, stars, moon and mist, rain and cloudy weather,
>Light on the budding leaf, dew on the feather,
Wind on the open hill, bells on the heather,
>Reeds by the shady pool, lilies on the water:
Old Tom Bombadil and the River-daughter!
Janitor? Janny... Oh yes! I remember, big neckbeard, virgin chap, haven't seen him for 6 threads
Grandalf
THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS
TO ISENGARD
ISENGARD
GARD GAGAGAGARD
Hey ho to the doubles I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe
Trips may fall and quints may blow
But there still be many gets to go
Sweet is the sound of the pouring BANE?
And the Sneeds that blow from hill to plain
But better than Bane and smugfrog toast
Is a pair of dubs inside this post
What if Celebron had been a crusader instead?
Best thread on Cinemaphile
STUPID FAT HOBBIT
GET A GROND GOING
GROND GROND GROND GROND
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
is someone telling jokes in here?
I first heard this as "for I much desire to sleep with him" and I thought it was a gay reference to Ian McKellen
they have a bane post