Greta thread, OP! And I mean this sincerely: if you get the chance, you should have a nice day. Based on the subject matter of this post, you either have the mind of a child or an idiot -- possibly both. You will contribute nothing to the world, so give up trying.
There's nothing pedophillic about Legend of Zelda. Shit is more wholesome than Disney at this point. But it only would work in 3D like the Mario movie though.
Link played by Ryan Gosling
Zelda played by Emma Myers
Ganondorf played by Henry Cavill
Rauru played by Hugo Weaving
Purah played by Anne Hathaway
Malon played by Francesca Capaldi
Sidon played by Robert Pattinson
There I got the producers started. They can pay me whenever
Netflix is starving for subs and keeps upping it's price to keep the customers it has. And no one is watching for anime and castlevania especially, which itself are just niche customers. None of these big streamers know wtf they're doing with how to organize content for anime communities.
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>check the Netflix catalog >it's a bunch of Korean shit
the Koreans should just buy them at this point
only if she's Zelda
Why does every homosexual on Cinemaphile keep pushing this frick ugly troony?
Knock it off
no
tape his fake booba down and he'd be a kino Link
Thats a fricking dude, you fricking wiener sucking homosexual
He looks more like Link
zelda and the missing chromosome
I'd say he could play link but he looks like too much of a homosexual even for that.
trannies, ai and dumb fricking threads. Cinemaphile is at its lowest
i wouldn't watch it
>Warlehs Seres
Huh?
It's Japanese
I wouldn't watch it
Greta thread, OP! And I mean this sincerely: if you get the chance, you should have a nice day. Based on the subject matter of this post, you either have the mind of a child or an idiot -- possibly both. You will contribute nothing to the world, so give up trying.
You as well.
>zelda
why the FRICK isnt the game called "LINK"
when was the last fricking TIME youve EVER played the game as fricking ZEBRA uh i mean zelda?
what make this elf c**t so damn important that you have to save her in every fricking iteration of the game
zelda... more like, just die b***h
She's hot
We need a game which both has you play as Zelda and has Skyrim modability.
i'm guessing sex to you is just a concept
Until I get that Zelda game it is
One of the CDI games lets you play as Zelda
Margo too old
Maybe Anya
Who plays link? You need a guy who is a twink but not too frail.
Timothee Chalamet but taller and less israeli
okay: I wouldn't watch it
how racist, only blacklivesmatter. link has to be a strong BLACK male and zelda is the white sub begging for it
I know it would be a soulless cgi cash grab so no I wouldn't
The only way I'd watch it is if it was animated and done by Studio Ghibli
Part of Link's charm is he looks like a kid. You're ruining it.
>starring Ryan Gosling as Link
not unless it's based on the adventure of link and doesn't have nostalgiagayging
yeah I'm not a pedophile so I won't
There's nothing pedophillic about Legend of Zelda. Shit is more wholesome than Disney at this point. But it only would work in 3D like the Mario movie though.
Only if gigachad himself plays Link.
Link played by Ryan Gosling
Zelda played by Emma Myers
Ganondorf played by Henry Cavill
Rauru played by Hugo Weaving
Purah played by Anne Hathaway
Malon played by Francesca Capaldi
Sidon played by Robert Pattinson
There I got the producers started. They can pay me whenever
Only if theyre black it would be a nice switch up fr
>legendary Japanese property
>fails in Japan and across all Asia
Wrong. People would watch it like how people watch castlevanie people want to see a different take on beloved franchises
Castlevania is created by Ameritards, licensed by a soulless Pachinko company. It isn't anywhere near Nintendo levels.
Sure if nintendo hates money, which they don't. Netflix anime is huge right now and the success of castlevania, Nintendo will jump on it
Netflix is starving for subs and keeps upping it's price to keep the customers it has. And no one is watching for anime and castlevania especially, which itself are just niche customers. None of these big streamers know wtf they're doing with how to organize content for anime communities.
>check the Netflix catalog
>it's a bunch of Korean shit
the Koreans should just buy them at this point
>blackwasing asian culture
hello netflix
I wouldnt link is a kid. It is also a game that doesn't translate well to movies because the majority of the gameplay is puzzle solving
just blend King Arthur with Indiana Jones