Tell me your genuinely scary movies

Tell me your genuinely scary movies

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scary movie 3

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my life

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was actually pretty good but too fricking funny to be scary.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Decent Christmas movie thoughever, has a slightly comfy Twilight Zone feel to it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe not the scariest, but:
      >Kairo (2001)
      >The Cell (2000)
      >Isolation (2005)
      >Evil Dead Trap (1988)
      >TCM (1974)
      >Alien (1979)
      >In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
      >Tourist Trap (1979)
      >Martyrs (2008)
      >Creep (2014)
      >Barbarian (2022)
      >Broadcast Signal Intrusion (2021)

      The Descent because shit like that happens all the time when you let women pick your activities. Not so much the cannibal cave people stuff but definitely the hopelessly lost part. That and the women all turning on each other the second there's an issue.

      The Shining
      Stir of Echoes
      House (1985)
      Rec °
      The Thing
      Prince Of Darkness
      Black Sabbath
      Pet Sematary
      The Sixth Sense
      Jacob's Ladder
      The McPherson Tape

      these are good picks

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tha sex tape I had wit ya motha hehehehe

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Noroi, The Grudge 2 (2006)

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only movie that made me physically unwell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where can i watch this? my usual sites dont have it and ive actually found a couple that do but the downloads are completely fricked

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Descent because shit like that happens all the time when you let women pick your activities. Not so much the cannibal cave people stuff but definitely the hopelessly lost part. That and the women all turning on each other the second there's an issue.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was scary until it turned out those cave guys were made out of paper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True Norwegians will all agree with me.

      these are pretty scary

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe not the scariest, but:
      >Kairo (2001)
      >The Cell (2000)
      >Isolation (2005)
      >Evil Dead Trap (1988)
      >TCM (1974)
      >Alien (1979)
      >In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
      >Tourist Trap (1979)
      >Martyrs (2008)
      >Creep (2014)
      >Barbarian (2022)
      >Broadcast Signal Intrusion (2021)

      [...]
      [...]
      these are good picks

      Can you explain me the Descent? I watched it and thought it was incredibly bad.
      It burns too slow then goes really fast. For some reason uses this yellowish soft glow everywhere even though the movie takes place in watery caves. This family/cheating subplot was absolutely pointless. Creatures look pathetically cheap. Absolutely no mystery or some interesting background behind all that.
      How the frick it's good?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the visuals are 2000s-bad for the most part. I'll give you that.
        Pacing is really not a problem, I suppose by slow burn you're referring to the interval between her family dying in a brutal freak accident and entering the cave, it's not very long. The family/cheating subplot is completely essential to the story because it ties together all the character's actions and all their guilt toward one another. Without that 'subplot' there's no drama between them, just a series of events. The monsters look absolutely fine. The real problem for viewers like you is they aren't deadly enough or scary enough in the second half, which is primarily a vehicle for Sarah's transformation into a berserk killer. It's a feminist film. That said, the monsters being not scary or effective in the second half is a valid criticism. There are plenty of interesting tidbits and mystery angles like the false ending, the old caving gear, (verne callback) and what the monsters really are. Those are all successful elements, but it's good because of its use of claustrophobic physical horror.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >good pacing (don't see how you thought it was slow, even the beginning is fairly quick)
        >great setting
        >great use of claustrophobia
        >cool monsters (i like monsters that are creepy deformed people)
        It's not an absolute favorite movie of mine, but I also don't see how someone could think it's "incredibly bad."

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Jism Monster Returns: Easter Edition

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True Norwegians will all agree with me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP here. My mom thought that was scary. I didn't. Guess you had to be there.

      [...]
      these are pretty scary

      Hufsa on the other hand scared the shit out of me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        these are pretty scary

        Nothing compares to that girl. They made her episodes like straight up horror movies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I remember walking through the woods between me and my friends house when I was 6 years old and I suddenly started thinking about Hufsa and how easily she could get to me all alone. I just laid down and cried until my mom found me.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Grifter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Link the magnet or shaddup.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Shining
    Stir of Echoes
    House (1985)
    Rec °
    The Thing
    Prince Of Darkness
    Black Sabbath
    Pet Sematary
    The Sixth Sense
    Jacob's Ladder
    The McPherson Tape

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Sixth Sense

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what gang sign is he throwing there?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was 8 when this came out and it made me afraid of aliens.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I wasn't ready.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that the moon from Majora's Mask?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good until it go's full moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first half of sinister was so fricking good.
      Then they move out of the house and it all goes to shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is that in the pic supposed to be

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good until it go's full moron

      The first half of sinister was so fricking good.
      Then they move out of the house and it all goes to shit.

      it's hard to love a movie with a shit ending, but I don't care. Sinister is my pick, a really scary and unpleasant movie that doesn't veer into unwatchable

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [rec] is the scariest film i've seen
    idk what it was

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Kino soundtrack

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truman Show

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    think Skibidi Toilet meets Friday The 13th

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is none. Movies cannot be scary because you know they are fake. The only thing scary are elaborated creepypastas and ARG that sell themselves as real.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Movies cannot be scary because you know they are fake
      True when you're an adult, movies are never that scary.
      >The only thing scary are elaborated creepypastas and ARG
      You're scared of creepypastas? Still?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Movies cannot be scary because you know they are fake.
      This right here is a telltale sign of Autism. An inability to understand non-literal things, as well as a critical lack of imagination.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cujo is pretty scary for a kid. that shit gave me nightmares.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Noroi is the only one that I ever feel scared.
    The fourth kind was a little scary

    I have a question about an horror movie, if you have seen the entity, is almost exactly the same but the girl can see a shadow that knows her name. Every time she is going somewhere she heard her name and start looking until it finds the shadow. The ending is almost the same as the entity, she exorcise the demon moves to a new house and she is alone in the kitchen when she starts hearing her name again turns back and there is the shadow looking at her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >noroi
      really? man i thought that movie was dumb as frick. that stupid fricking CGI baby scene took me right out of it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah cgi is bad, but in my case what got me was the mistery behind the different cases and how he start finding the connections until he finds what is going on. Is just paranormal things happening without shitty jump scares and lame demons jumping around walls.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Listening to the soundtrack alone is probably more scary than the movie actually but I do miss James Wan horror movies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wan still does horror movies, he did the kino Malignant a few years ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bishara's soundtracks are amazing

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not so much the most jump scary movie but the human skin puppet premise makes my skin crawl.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hereditary was scarier to me in the first half than the second half. I knew a girl who died in high school in a car crash with her little brother. apparently the mother of that girl had a husband who killed himself in their garage years earlier too. Grief like that to me is incredibly horrifying because sometimes you just get super unlucky and Hereditary kinda reminded me of that

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sinister
    Yellowbrickroad
    Blair Witch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit taste

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong!

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Calvaire

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heartbeat In The Brain but it's lost forever
    The few stills and info blurbs on it paint more than you'd ever need on it and does a more effective job for me than any "SpooOoky" movie. Nothing phases me anymore

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if it wasnt so goofy at the same time I'd say come and sneed.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Grifter

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I see the spooky OP pic in my dreams tonight I'm coming for all of you

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Schindler's List.
    because it really happened.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Noroi
    The Poughkeepsie Tapes
    Sauna
    three quarters of Sinister
    Hereditary
    Martyrs
    Rec
    The Descent
    The Blair Witch Project
    The Vanishing ('88)
    Calvaire
    The Bay
    Skinamarink
    Audition
    The Shining
    Lovely Molly
    The Changeling

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