>tell your bros about hot girl you've been dating
>"Did she even really exist?"
How would you respond?
>tell your bros about hot girl you've been dating. >"Did she even really exist?"
>tell your bros about hot girl you've been dating
>"Did she even really exist?"
How would you respond?
Not in the face, okay?
SHE'S IN CANADA!!! STOP QUESTIONING MEEE!!
I’d ask if it was alright for me to sit down
When my time comes, will I stand up?
why didnt they let him sit tho
Puss was losing composure and they already had a final toast with him. They had to get it over with and they didn't want to see their former friend break down.
It wasn't alright with Tony. That he sit
From what I have gathered, Tony kills people at an unsuspected time. Same thing happened with that kid who shot Christopher. He gave him a soda, made him feel comfortable, then shot him to death. I believe Tony does that because when his victims expect him to shoot, there might be a slim chance they fight back or scream very loud and ruin his plans or something
I'd say yeah she raised you since you were a baby.
I used to get this from brother-in-laws. She didn't exist, sure, but way to have faith bros.
This is my family even when I say I went out with a friend, and they are right
>be me (20 yo) living with parents
>it's Friday evening again
>tell dad that I'm going out with friends and won't be back till the next day
>leave house and walk to liquor store
>buy fifth of vodka and pack of cigs
>drink 1/3 of it in the parking lot and let it set in
>pour the rest into a couple water bottles and toss the glass bottle
>walk around the dead suburban streets drinking the vodka and smoking the cigs
>keep walking far away
>end up on edge of town at midnight
>hear distant howls from various house parties
>sit at nice view
>chug the vodka and chain smoke the cigs
>fall asleep
>wake up at 5 AM from the cold
>pick myself up and journey back home
>parents seem happy I was out all night "with friends"
>pass out in bed
>wake up at 3 PM with nothing to do
>come downstairs
>"Hey, there's the party animal. So, any cute girls last night?"
>struggle to make up stories about talking to girls while getting water and food
>retreat to my room
Let me guess, you "need" more?
Literally me except around 11PM I go to a strip club for a rest and to reject women (this makes me feel powerful and less ashamed of my lack of success romantically) before walking further and fricking a crackhead without a condom.
well with how much time see seemed to spend with other people besides me it would be okay to make the mistake that she didnt
S-she's real, I know she is.
>that handwriting
Dodged a bullet
I wonder if anon killed himself afterwards
>Multiple hearts
No one ever calls me on my bullshit because they're afraid i'll do something insane. Never lied about dating a woman before though, weird thing to bullshit. Women are like, 20 bucks at apple bee's. You don't have 20 bucks?
what do you usually bullshit about then?
>Yes...and she did do some of that stuff...but her breasts were smaller and her face more busted than I was saying...and she had more flab than I liked
All I get are fat broads fricking kill me dog
>Friend tell us he's dating a 10/10 gf
>Wont stop talking about how hot she is
>doubt.webm
>You have a really hot gf? Is it a troony?
>n-no
>ends up being a troony
incredible head from what I heard
Are you surprised that guys know how to work the dick better than women?
"She goes to a different school, you wouldn't know her" was the classic back in my day.
>Don't drink
>Work out at home
>Cook own meals
>Never go to any outings
How can I reach full monk mode?
Join a monastery
Get the frick otta here
>yeah gay here's a picture of my dick in her
She was in Jersey last week, but she had the flu so I didn't bring her around
How 'bout this humidity?
Hot and sticky, like my balls
>shooting a guy while in the cabin of a boat
>let's go down and check out the cabin
>it's a fricking 2000 square foot penthouse
He was always full of shit and then finding out he was a rat, he had lost all credibility to them
Quasimodo predicted all of this
Quasimodo revealed his own ignorance
I wanted to date a hot piece of ass, but I compromised, so I made her up instead.
she was a hooah
>That’s not the point.
>well not exactly, they got dees helmets now, put 'em on n' these chicks just suck ya dick T, you can go on dates with 'em n' everything