>No you can’t portray Indians as the backwards savages that they are! >No you can’t have a funny Chinese sidekick! >No why is Indiana Jones fighting POC?!? He should be fighting hecking Nazis!!
Just leftists whining.
the kid the woman could be removed entirely from the movie and it would be a massive improvement.
the kid was only in it so Spielberg had a frickboi on set all all times
reminder that stephen spielberg raped and murdered shortround
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Take your meds.
Do you think Hollywood doesn't frick kids? It's an Open Secret. Spielberg is one of the biggest pedos in Hollywood and even wanted to make Indy a pedophile in raiders of the lost arc. remember Marion's line? "I WAS A CHILD." In Temple of Doom, Shortround is Indy's sex slave he travels around with.
I hate Indians and India as a setting. The Chinese gangster setting was infinitely more entertaining for the ten minutes we had it.
Jones should be fighting Nazis, because they look great. You know where he could have fought some Nazis? 1935 China, where they were currying favor with some of the warlords.
>Short Round
If anything I wish he had showed up in Crystal Skull and acted like a smartass older brother to Mutt.
>If anything I wish he had showed up in Crystal Skull and acted like a smartass older brother to Mutt.
He should have showed up as a sword wielding badass VIetnamese archaeologist version of Indy
>People didn't like it because it was darker and more violent than the others.
That's what makes it the best I think. It takes itself much more seriously than the others did. The others tried too hard to be funny.
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i simply don't care about the smelly poor indians in the film and don't care what happens to them
the grail and the arc are just much more interesting than the smelly indian stones
the kid the woman could be removed entirely from the movie and it would be a massive improvement.
the kid was only in it so Spielberg had a frickboi on set all all times
It's the darkest, the most violent, the most exciting. India is a cooler setting than the other two. It doesn't have boring Nazis as the villains like everything else. It's the best one.
I feel like everyone agreed with that when I was a kid, and then I started visiting film communities online, and people were pissing and moaning about it being "racist" and the kid being annoying or something. Who cares?
Spielberg married her too. WTF was he thinking? She must be good at sucking dick.
name a Spileberg movie that doesnt have a young child in, in your own time.
I haven't seen any of his new war movies and don't think there are kids in it. Also I don't think there are any kids in Minority report unless the oracles are underage. In the 90s he made many creepy pedo movies, including Hook where he had a scene of a bunch of kids fingerpainting robin williams's shirtless body.
>indiana jones shines best when theres nazi cult shit involved
I actually think the movies featuring Nazis suck. Indiana Jones works best in the jungle. All the sand and car chases in the first and last movie put me to sleep.
It's the weakest of three. No. 4 doesn't exist.
It does? It's the only good one. By who?
Wtf?
Crystal Skull >>>> Temple of Doom
unironically kys. you also probably like TLJ
I hated it even as a kid. Internet had nothing to do with it.
>No you can’t portray Indians as the backwards savages that they are!
>No you can’t have a funny Chinese sidekick!
>No why is Indiana Jones fighting POC?!? He should be fighting hecking Nazis!!
Just leftists whining.
reminder that stephen spielberg raped and murdered shortround
Take your meds.
go to bed Steven.
alone.
QRD?
Do you think Hollywood doesn't frick kids? It's an Open Secret. Spielberg is one of the biggest pedos in Hollywood and even wanted to make Indy a pedophile in raiders of the lost arc. remember Marion's line? "I WAS A CHILD." In Temple of Doom, Shortround is Indy's sex slave he travels around with.
AI was a movie about a child sex slave robot
Yeah that movie was fricking creepy. When the bullies all wanted to rape the AI boy I was like what the actual flying frick?
Yep. Why would Spielberg want to make a movie about that?
That kid was passed around by many Hollywood pedos.
imagine being held by Kevin Spacey...
>make Indy a pedophile
That was all George.
George and Steve joked about it together and thought it was hilarious that child Marion was the horny one who came on to Indy.
I hate Indians and India as a setting. The Chinese gangster setting was infinitely more entertaining for the ten minutes we had it.
Jones should be fighting Nazis, because they look great. You know where he could have fought some Nazis? 1935 China, where they were currying favor with some of the warlords.
>Short Round
If anything I wish he had showed up in Crystal Skull and acted like a smartass older brother to Mutt.
>If anything I wish he had showed up in Crystal Skull and acted like a smartass older brother to Mutt.
He should have showed up as a sword wielding badass VIetnamese archaeologist version of Indy
I like this movie as an indian. It's like British watching RRR.
agreed, it was the one I watched the most as a kid. People didn't like it because it was darker and more violent than the others.
>People didn't like it because it was darker and more violent than the others.
That's what makes it the best I think. It takes itself much more seriously than the others did. The others tried too hard to be funny.
what amazes me is that it escaped and R rating somehow even in the 80's.
not gory enough, no nudity, no foul language. R rated movies in the 80's had over the top gore, sex, and frick after every word
Millennials and zoomers hate Indiana Jones, except for Crystal Skull.
the annoying asian kid and the moronic woman ruin it for me
>Temple of Doom is the best one.
WRONG.
Full of brown people. Hard to sympathize with their plight when I approve of their genocide.
this
i simply don't care about the smelly poor indians in the film and don't care what happens to them
the grail and the arc are just much more interesting than the smelly indian stones
All of them were Kino. Crystal skull was cool. Area 51 and ancient Mayan aliens.
>Why does it get shit on so much online?
Accurate depiction of pagan savages.
No, you're just a contrarian homosexual. Raiders (especially) and Last Crusade are much better.
the kid the woman could be removed entirely from the movie and it would be a massive improvement.
the kid was only in it so Spielberg had a frickboi on set all all times
It's the only one without bible bullshit, that alone makes it the best. 1&3 stories are kinda cringe, 2 is by far the most interesting. I love it.
Short round and Willy stopped it from being perfect. They both sucked.
It's the darkest, the most violent, the most exciting. India is a cooler setting than the other two. It doesn't have boring Nazis as the villains like everything else. It's the best one.
I feel like everyone agreed with that when I was a kid, and then I started visiting film communities online, and people were pissing and moaning about it being "racist" and the kid being annoying or something. Who cares?
It's good, but it's the worst of the 3.
The fricking b***h in it takes a 10/10 down to like a 7/10.
She's annoying as frick, not funny, not sympathetic, and to top it off she's not even hot to make up for it.
Spielberg married her too. WTF was he thinking? She must be good at sucking dick.
I haven't seen any of his new war movies and don't think there are kids in it. Also I don't think there are any kids in Minority report unless the oracles are underage. In the 90s he made many creepy pedo movies, including Hook where he had a scene of a bunch of kids fingerpainting robin williams's shirtless body.
A major plot point in minority report is Tom cruises son being kidnapped
They never even reveal what happened to him, shits creepy
Ok you're right. Tom Cruise's son got human trafficked away. I forgot all about that.
They ate that kid.
Who's 'they'
The sociopolitical & financial elite.
Its alright, but indiana jones shines best when theres nazi cult shit involved. Temple of doom would be a good tomb raider movie
>indiana jones shines best when theres nazi cult shit involved
I actually think the movies featuring Nazis suck. Indiana Jones works best in the jungle. All the sand and car chases in the first and last movie put me to sleep.
Impossible not to see Shortround as Mini Alpha Waymond on subsequent rewatches.
name a Spileberg movie that doesnt have a young child in, in your own time.
no nazis, that is the main reason.
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frick off moron
i cried when indy turn evil and tried to kill shortround
all indiana jones is pozzed trash you frickin Black person
How?