I knew this place was reddit as frick but in the name of our holy Father you all need to develop a fricking brain and learn to think critically
Temple > Dial > Raiders > Skull > Crusade
Raiders/Crusade >Young Indiana Jones Chronicles> Indiana Jones and the emperors tomb> Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom > Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of skull bullshit.
>single greatest action scene of all time
This anon is about 40lbs overweight, has dark hair and an unkempt beard, and owns multiple classic nintendo consoles
Heat is the obvious choice, but plenty others blow your childish garbage out of the water. >picks one of the shittiest schwarzeBlack person flicks
There are probably 3 dozen+ scenes just from that single actor's repertoire that are superior to minecart race.
Dozens of others I could think of. Too many to even list. You're a homosexual dude.
Dumb plot
Shit nonsensical action sequences
It's for dumb boomers and their children.
Next you're going to tell me star wars is the greatest sci-fi ever made.
I hate how ToD uses a different title font and then Spielberg fricks it up even more but putting his goyfriend OVER it >indians jones and the temple doom
I quite enjoyed Temple and I don't know why people dislike it. I guess Willie can be annoying, but it's still a fun adventure movie with great action sequences and amazing sets.
Maybe zoomers just don't care about CGI dominating every single scene.
Update your material homosexual, you're neither original nor clever.
11 months ago
Anonymous
The fricking irony of your post.
11 months ago
Anonymous
If you think I did that unintentionally you may actually be clinically moronic. I pray your mother lives a long life so she’s around to caretake for you.
A lot of people are hating on Dial of Destiny but it is actually fricking based kino, unless you are some kind of normie pleb.
Temple > Dial of Destiny = Skull > > reddit dog shit > > a troony licking a dogs butthole > > Raiders > > > Crusade
I respect your opinion anon, it does not align to me personally, but I wish you all the best in your future celibacy and thank you for your sacrifice in not reproducing.
Raiders is boring, at least Crusade is fun. Temple of Doom just feels like a mistake, a bad south park joke completely ignorant of Indian people and their culture. Skull was a cash grab. Dial seems like its trying to do something new and different
Why does ToD always get shat on? I guess it's the weakest of the original 3 imo, but I never thought it was bad. Cool action sequences, interesting mythos, and Shortround is cool too. The girl screaming through the whole thing is kind of annoying I guess.
IDK it just didn't "feel" like an actual Indiana Jones movie for me. Like it some other random adventure movie that they just swapped things out for and painted the Indiana Jones logo onto.
I think the fact that it's plot wasn't just a carbon copy of Raiders like Crusade and Skull were is one of it's greatest strengths. >Raiders
Indy races le evil army to get the magical artifact first >Crusade
Indy races le evil army to get the magical artifact first >Skull
Indy races le evil army to get the magical artifact first >Temple
Indy crash lands in India and goes on a quest to save a village (getting the magical artifact in the process)
I love all three films though. Raiders is a classic, Temple tried something different, and Crusade has a lot of entertaining set pieces and good humor. Even Skull had a great concept, swapping the Nazis for Russians and giving things a Roswellian spin; it was just ruined by ridiculous set pieces and an overabundance of CGI.
Temple Indy was peak Cinemaphile though, and that is indisputable.
What? Are you having a stroke?
Skull > Temple > Crusade > Raiders >>> Dial
Dial what? 8? Haven't been on the internet for 6 months
Raiders > Crusade > Temple >>>> Dial
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Dora the Exploter >>>> Skull
People that don’t rank Dial dead last hate whites.
People that don’t rank Dial at all are white.
I think you are right here, I hate whites and I am that anon. Also, I am white
Never trust a person that ranks Dial over Skull. That’s a subversive individual likely possessing a pronounced nose.
>reddit.the.post
I knew this place was reddit as frick but in the name of our holy Father you all need to develop a fricking brain and learn to think critically
Temple > Dial > Raiders > Skull > Crusade
Sex haver (with inflatables)
the original three > skull > whatever they try to do next
Raider > Crusade >>>>>>>>>Doom>>
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Not gonna bother with Dial and yelping Mrs. Speilberg made Doom unwatchable.
Raiders/Crusade >Young Indiana Jones Chronicles> Indiana Jones and the emperors tomb> Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom > Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of skull bullshit.
No Fate of Atlantis?
Dilator of Density
Never played fate of Atlantis. Kino?
Very.
It's damn good but I remember getting stuck on a puzzle near the end and never finished it
All of them are boring boomer slop
Imagine thinking a movie with the single greatest action scene of all time is boring
>single greatest action scene of all time
This anon is about 40lbs overweight, has dark hair and an unkempt beard, and owns multiple classic nintendo consoles
name a better one besides the True Lies causeway chase
Your John Wicker gun-fu shit will be instantly disqualified
Heat is the obvious choice, but plenty others blow your childish garbage out of the water.
>picks one of the shittiest schwarzeBlack person flicks
There are probably 3 dozen+ scenes just from that single actor's repertoire that are superior to minecart race.
Dozens of others I could think of. Too many to even list. You're a homosexual dude.
Thanks anon, watched it on youtube. pretty kino
Dumb plot
Shit nonsensical action sequences
It's for dumb boomers and their children.
Next you're going to tell me star wars is the greatest sci-fi ever made.
Star Wars isn't sci-fi but yeah it's easily one of the greatest movies ever made
OD on your xannies, zoomie
Raiders > Crusade > Dial > Skull > Temple
Raiders > Crusader >>> Temple >>>>>>>> Skull
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dial
I hate how ToD uses a different title font and then Spielberg fricks it up even more but putting his goyfriend OVER it
>indians jones and the temple doom
Crusade > Raiders >Temple = Skull
Absolute Black person.
>covers up the N
>says INDIA
God damn it, Lucas.
I quite enjoyed Temple and I don't know why people dislike it. I guess Willie can be annoying, but it's still a fun adventure movie with great action sequences and amazing sets.
Maybe zoomers just don't care about CGI dominating every single scene.
It was slow paced and lacked the oomph that raiders had. It's something you'd watch on a lazy saturday when you have nothing else to watch.
Dial is legitmitely better then skull. I renounce the talmud by the way. ;^)
>It's something you'd watch on a lazy saturday when you have nothing else to watch.
Yeah and Skull is something I'd rather not watch again.
Link to the troony discord when you get a chance.
>you're either a troony or israelite
Update your material homosexual, you're neither original nor clever.
I wasn’t joking, and if you are white and straight you’re probably a pathetic specimen regardless.
But enough about you.
Update your material homosexual, you're neither original nor clever.
The fricking irony of your post.
If you think I did that unintentionally you may actually be clinically moronic. I pray your mother lives a long life so she’s around to caretake for you.
Crusade sucks troony wiener, it's a lazy rehash of Raiders quickly slapped together to rake in some goybucks. It is only marginally better than Skull.
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Crusade either.
In fact, as far as I'm concerned, there's only one Indiana Jones film: The Crystal Skull.
Temple is the only Indy movie worth watching
It's the only one that's authentic to what it's based on.
A lot of people are hating on Dial of Destiny but it is actually fricking based kino, unless you are some kind of normie pleb.
Temple > Dial of Destiny = Skull > > reddit dog shit > > a troony licking a dogs butthole > > Raiders > > > Crusade
I don’t care if you accidentally put this list in reverse or not, you are fricking moronic either way.
Swap Raiders and Dial of Destiny and that's pretty accurate
I respect your opinion anon, it does not align to me personally, but I wish you all the best in your future celibacy and thank you for your sacrifice in not reproducing.
Doom haters = not sexhavers
Doom enjoyers = sex havers
Which one are you?
Raiders >> Crusade > Doom > the rest
Sex haver (with women)
Raiders is boring, at least Crusade is fun. Temple of Doom just feels like a mistake, a bad south park joke completely ignorant of Indian people and their culture. Skull was a cash grab. Dial seems like its trying to do something new and different
Why does ToD always get shat on? I guess it's the weakest of the original 3 imo, but I never thought it was bad. Cool action sequences, interesting mythos, and Shortround is cool too. The girl screaming through the whole thing is kind of annoying I guess.
IDK it just didn't "feel" like an actual Indiana Jones movie for me. Like it some other random adventure movie that they just swapped things out for and painted the Indiana Jones logo onto.
I think the fact that it's plot wasn't just a carbon copy of Raiders like Crusade and Skull were is one of it's greatest strengths.
>Raiders
Indy races le evil army to get the magical artifact first
>Crusade
Indy races le evil army to get the magical artifact first
>Skull
Indy races le evil army to get the magical artifact first
>Temple
Indy crash lands in India and goes on a quest to save a village (getting the magical artifact in the process)
I love all three films though. Raiders is a classic, Temple tried something different, and Crusade has a lot of entertaining set pieces and good humor. Even Skull had a great concept, swapping the Nazis for Russians and giving things a Roswellian spin; it was just ruined by ridiculous set pieces and an overabundance of CGI.
Temple Indy was peak Cinemaphile though, and that is indisputable.
People drinking way too much beer and developing estrogen in their brain. Temple and Dial are the only watchable Indy movies. The rest are trash
>Dial
i'm not paying to watch this turd and you can't convince me
meĺenilals cant live without their goyslop
Crusade>Raiders>>>>Doom>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
That is intolerable.