Ten percent? Blimey, that's quite a lot isn't it, Anon?

Ten percent? Blimey, that's quite a lot isn't it, Anon?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is the most alcohol per milliliter at the lowest cost available on this board

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well then, I think I might crack this open and drink it in the replies to this thread.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I buy cask wine because it is the lowest price per standard drink

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a terrible thirst tonight, anon.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon it's Monday put the lager beer down

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    might have another, in case one doesn't rid me of my perishing thirst

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This sketch makes me sad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait til you see the old sherlock holmes one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched one of the sketches where he goes to buy a few things like an apple and a copy of the telegraph and then obviously puts them back because he can only afford the beer. Then I read a comment about how sad it was because you could see who he used to be before the alcoholism took over.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that is THIS sketch you contextless Black person

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, thought there was a few sketches with him in. Been awhile.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No actually this was a one off thing. The two men in the sketch never acted again.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus fricking Christ, what are you 12?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >puts them back because he can only afford the beer
        He had no intention of buying them. He only picked them up because he thought he could look casual picking them up before the beer, pretending like he didn't come in just for the drink and nothing else.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shamelessly walk into the liquor store buy several plastic jugs of the cheapest vodka. Another customer might try to bully and saying things like "whoa, you having a party tonight?!", but I don't care. Water off a ducks back.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone asked me a question
      >he bullied me

      Frick off you little b***h made homosexual

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Autism

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried rotating for awhile but they also shift employees at state stores the managers ask me about the displays and merchandising its a horrible flex.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really a wonderful life?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      for a couple of weeks, yes. i don't know how people manage to keep it going much longer than that

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the continental way after all

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A local store carries this.
    It costs $4 leaf dollars. Tastes like ass
    I buy 3 of them every Friday and Saturday

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just get gin or vodka?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure why, I just like it better than swigging liquor. I only get a little half pint of vodka when all I can find are 8% cans (the beers become chaser).

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me? it's Steel Reserve, 8.1

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino. The camera is controlled by his telekinesis. Can't find the video tho

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What you know about that? Probably nothing.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew it might be getting bad when my corner mart guy said "You know you can slow down right?" For five seconds I was kinda pissed off, then I realized that's stupid and his opinion didn't matter to me so I laughed and said NO loudly. I appreciate his concern. The nosy prick. It's a great corner mart I don't want to stop using it

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