Tenet

What's your verdict on nolan's movie Tenet

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't watch it. Lead's black. Plus he has no charisma. Plus the plot sounded like a boring headache and with points one and two I didn't feel like taking the journey. I still haven't watched it and most likely I never will

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good call. It was shit. The logic for it's time travel is a joke.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Good call. It was shit. The logic for it's time travel is a joke.
        Yeah it was a dream it made sense in a dream. I mean...why do you think so many scenes were anachronistic? India in the 70s, lab with a rotary phone from the 50s...none of that an accident.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        > The logic for it's time travel is a joke.

        This.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had the same thought, when the industry is so political about black leads, makes it hard to enjoy a film with one.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I laughed when the final battle was just soldiers shooting into empty buildings.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention soldiers that literally popped out of nowhere. Videogame tier fodder.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not to mention soldiers that literally popped out of nowhere. Videogame tier fodder.
        Yeah because it was a dream. You can't actually go backwards in time but you can in a dream

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good
    Twilight guy is surprisingty a really good actor
    Denzel's son is kind of meh

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A little less cold, calculated time mumbo jumbo, a little more focus on Pattinsons journey and this would've been all time Nolan kino.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I ordered my hot sauce an hour ago

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We dont care about what Black folk says, even if they are called The Protagonist
      What based Nolan meant by this...?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    long

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the mentality of tall women?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same as for normal women - longing for a man taller than them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I met a bartender who was serving me and she was totally down to frick. After her bar closed, we went with a group to an after hours spot. I met her at the table and we were both on stools. At a certain point, I went outside to smoke a cigarette and she followed me out. It was the first time we were both standing face to face and she had a full foot on me. I got super uncomfortable and just shut down.
      My friend was with me all night and said it clearly made her uncomfortable. After that I saw her 2 more times and she was such a b***h to me lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day immediately. Imagine losing the chance to frick an Amazon goddess

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that sounds like it totally happened

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You disgust me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have that particular, beautiful sadness you might see in an elf, or a rare whale, or nearly-extinct bird. They go through life, unique and alone. Men might find them attractive, but their biological impulse rejects all suitors shorter than themselves. Tall women are the only true femcels.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >match with tall skinny chick on okcupid
      >we both list our heights as 6'
      >we both lied
      >I'm 5'-11" (king of the manlets)
      >she's at least 6'-1"

      It was over before it began

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute fricking mess. Nolan had idea for concept but was in no fricking mood for characters, so he just named the main one the Protagonist.
    Every single character except for Pattinson was expository drop machine.
    The romance plot was absolute cancer, and oh btw the blonde chick almost ended the entirety of existence because she was too fricking butthurt over her failed marriage and couldn't wait for ten seconds.
    One of Nolan's worst.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so he just named the main one the Protagonist.
      Is that what you think? Like he was rushed so he didn't bother with a name?
      The name of the character is "The Protagonist" for a reason: it represents the dreamer and his aspirations. The movie is a dream

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up queer

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not as dull as dunkirk
    >not as cookie cutter as dark knight trilogy
    pretty decent but forgetable movie, sound design has been memed to shit - but it has to be said: it's extremely shit.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino that filtered gorillions...Nolan usually is able to filter millions but with TeneT he peaked.
    Dangerously based movie.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tenet is actually a great movie, full of emotionality. Washington not a good actor vs Leo, but Branaugh and Pattinson carry it over the finish line.

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    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No snit? Tap Pattinson

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really remember anything about it except the time-travel concept being unnecessary.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you have to watch tenet first

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    R O T A S
    O P E R A
    T E N E T
    A R E P O
    S A T O R

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's a big war/battle/thing at the end for no reason that you have to get through in two temporal directions
    >why
    >because it's cool, now shut up and act

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are ideas in this movie that are just starting to emerge in the public conscious now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like 'Nolan has always been a talentless hack'?

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I ordered my hot sauce an hour ago

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's Denzel's son but his face reminds me more of James Harden the NBA player.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same. I think it's the beard. How many black men grow beards?

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    By far Nolan's worst.
    Yeah, DKR can still be enjoyed ironically. Meanwhile this one was just a boring and confusing movie with very uncarismatic and underdeveloped characters.
    The final battle at the end was laughable.
    The only good things were the villain and pattinson

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I boycotted Oppenheimer cause of this piece of dogshit . Worst movie I saw since the movie where Ethan Hawke goes back in time becomes a troony and fricks himself

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ethan Hawke goes back in time becomes a troony and fricks himself

      Sounds like shitpost but it is literally what happpens in the movie. Wtf were they all thinking.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen it 3 or 4 times and I still have no idea how the car chase and end battle scenes work

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to see those scenes in reverse

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked it

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan's best after Oppy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://grandhotelabyss.substack.com/p/weekly-readings-76-071723-072323
      Oppy review.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://grandhotelabyss.substack.com/p/weekly-readings-76-071723-072323
      Oppy review.

      You're not intelligent, bro

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they choose a homie with zero charisma as the main character?

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie fricking SUCKS, but I'll change my mind last week before watching it tomorrow

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched this tomorrow

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What will you think?

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't worship Black folk so I don't know.

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