Tenet

Is tenet worth seeing?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fpbp

      I tried, watched it 3 times, saw breakdowns.
      The central contrivance just doesn't work.
      It doesn't make sense and I was afraid I wasn't smart enough.

      >Trash

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

  3. 7 months ago
    Anοnymous

    It is legitimately Nolan's worst. Everything shit about Nolan in one movie.
    Action scenes are decent though.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    overhated. its way better than Inception, people are just nostalgia merchants.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Ignore the first three posters (they happen to be trans). It's a genuinely good movie that filters most people because their brains don't work correctly and can't think deeper than Marvel slop

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Not because it's good - it isn't - but it's clinically interesting. It's like a case study of bad filmmaking

    >we can do a black james bond.. he's only 5 foot tall... hmm who shall we cast as the femma fatale... of course! GIRAFFE WOMAN!

    >we need a psychotic east european bad guy... hmm.. how about that middle aged british dude who voices paddington bear?

    >key elements of the plot can only be conveyed through exposition, so let's make the dialogue as inaudible as possible

    >the big gimmick is the reverse-time action sequences, so let's only include a few minutes of those and make sure the final battle appears to be a whole army running backward into a bunch of empty derelict buildings

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is any of that bad filmmaking?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine if her breasts were huge and her top rode up so high that you could see the bottom of her areola

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      extremely weak bait

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we need a psychotic east european bad guy... hmm.. how about that middle aged british dude who voices paddington bear?
      Kenneth Branagh as Paddington would rock. Just Paddington screaming about St. Crispin’s Day for two hours.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watch Tenet for she

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it'd be cool like the way Merlin lives backwards in time but it's just some moronic time travel shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      God that'd be a kino. A merlin movie from his perspective, where the final goodbye is happiest, but the first meeting the most bitter.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what Nolan went for the goodbye with Pattison's character but it didn't have nearly the same gravitas as the goodbyes between Merlin and Arthur have.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's actually very bad.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Audio mastering was shit.
    Plot contrivances were moronic.
    Concept was broken from the start.
    Too many plotholes.
    Time reversal machine was unique until it turns out le good guys have hundreds of em to use simultaneously.
    Time frickery never gets thoroughly expained, instead just being handwaved as plot convenience.
    Story was already solved by the moment the protagonist gets recruited due to timeshift Black persony.
    6/10 decent but definitely a nolan flop.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know you are gonna keep bumping this thread homosexual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've only seen the tenet clips on youtube

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the villain is very, very poorly written

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      villain is evil because in the future he is evil.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't say, I've only seen it in the future

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. It’s a cool concept and Kenneth is playing it up pretty enjoyably.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen, as someone who worked on TENET I think it's Nolan's weakest flick.
    But I still had a great time working on it. Watching Debicki doing her ballet moves between takes was very lovely indeed.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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