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Literally me
It's fricking hilarious. I even bought the 4k for Terrifier 2.
It’s a shit horror movie. If you want to see gore that bad you might as well watch liveleak shit.
It's fake you fricking idiot. It's just for fun, god damn zoomers are such pansies.
Yeah and it’s still a shitty movie.
Yeah... most b horror movies are. Doesn't mean it's not fun. It was never going to be Lawrence of Arabia. If you had any friends you would know that by now.
>derrrr you don’t have any friends if you don’t like this shitty movie
>its so COOL how realistic it looks despite being fake
mental gymnastics lol
just admit you like torture porn more than storytelling or characterization.
>just admit you like torture porn
Yes
Go read a book if you want story gay.
>story
Film is visual first. Story's the surface level shit added for morons.
>characterization
For women. Who cares what coffee this b***h likes?
>Nooo not the heckin' womanerino!!!!
>No no not the girly wirly lady!!!
I like torture porn but I hate coercive sex/rape
>Guy gets cut in half with a chainsaw
>DUDE SO FRICKING EPIC! THAT'S FRICKING EPIC BRO!
>Women gets naked
>Ummm....this is a bit problematic. Yikes!
Isn't this how americans used to think until like 10 years ago?
>until like 10 years ago
>Implying they don't anymore
Lol, lmao even
Yes? what's the problem here?
>uuuh you don't get it bro, everything needs to have sex and nudity in it so I can pretend to be a big and mature boy even though I don't have a job (i fear israelites) and I'm still a virgin(i fear women)
>Sex and nudity in movie
>Dude this is so heckin' pointless and yikes! Who asked for this!? No thank you, xister!
>Extreme graphic torture in movie
>OH MY CHUNGUS THIS IS SO FRICKING COOL! THIS IS FRICKING AWESOME!
Can you read?
>Women getting fricked then tortured but takes them like a champ and was like "do your worst I'm already dead anyway"
Good
>women getting fricked and tortured and she's writhing in pain, screaming about their loved ones, sobbing at her fatr
Bad
>Unrealistic le strong female character = le good
>Realistic female character = le bad
Bruh that shit is literally industry standard in 2024 why do you have problems with it rn?
>Dude, stop asking questions! Just eat your slop and be happy!
It's reddit gore, not that goregays are better, most of them larp as le though insensitive to cope with their overprotected lives. Terrigays are the same but with movies, and Terrifier it's the hot sauce assblaster of violent movies. I think the midwit gentleman is onto something.
Why do zoomers think storytelling is the most important part of a visual medium? Who the frick is watching horror movies for the plot? Characterization would actually be a fair criticism, but Terrifier 2 has great characters like Sienna and Art.
Just admit fake cartoonish gore upsets you for some reason.
It sucked hard and was mostly boring nonsense interspersed with really badly paced gore scenes. Almost every single shot in this movie is like 4-5 seconds too long. A full hour of it cut be cut and it would be much better. It's somewhat shocking at how seriously the film takes its moronic plot, too.
I liked it but do admit it was about 20-30 minutes too long
You shouldn’t have been a woman
You shouldn’t have had a c**t
You deserved it
'cause you’re a dumb c**t
[Pre-chorus:]
D-U-M-B C-U-N-T
[Chorus:]
You deserved it, you deserved it, you deserved it, you’re a dumb c**t
You should’ve worn a chastity belt
You should’ve volunteered to frick him
You should’ve been ugly
I hate you because you’re a woman
[Pre-chorus]
[Chorus]
It's got the sort of cartoony camp that would've made it a cult classic as an 80s movie.
I love Terrifier. Thought it was stylish, and I'm a big fan of extremely gory horror films. I even found the concept to be scary. My headcanon is that Art has an "aura" that prevents his victims from dying despite severe harm. So being mutilated and eaten alive to the point that she's like a skeleton after all her torture actually creeped me out. I even liked how Art was surprised and almost scared too immediately when she began to move before breaking into laughter. Honestly think it's one of the best horror slasher movies ever made.
I think Terrifier is for people who want to watch hardcore stuff but even Underground or Slaughtered Vomit Dolls tier junk is to unknown or to hardcore for them so they have to settle with these totally mainstream but still “hardcore” movies to keep up appearances. I am generalizing here though
I think it's disgusting and evil
Terrifier was good for a low budget horror movie. Guy playing Art is good. It does the Psycho thing where the main girl is killed in the middle of the movie and it was a nice twist to have the killer just pull out a gun when he is beat. The best moment was when the girl got away through a gap in the door so Art sticks his hand through the gap like he is about to do something to the girl and he just honks his horn. I like that the killer is fully committing to the bit and even when he is hurt he will not scream out in pain but instead he will play it like a mime pretending to be in pain.
Terrifier 2 took what was good about the first movie and then sidetracked it with a cringe story and lore. Art feels like he is just making a cameo in an unrelated movie.
First one is fun but slop, the second has some morono storyline that drags the entire thing down. Some cool scenes but overall slop.
Is she okay?
i'm not even religious and i cried. he really went through all that?
I prefer Tokyo Gore Police but the practical effects were nice.
Art the Clown became an instant icon. The plots are terrible though. There are solid beats within the stories, but the larger narrative reaches too far.
PISS will flow from CAPITOL CITY theaters. FANS are gonna LOVE this LITTY lil ROMP! #Terrifier3 #Art #StayLitty
I don't care about the plots or acting. I watch these kino to see foids get what they deserve, and they deliver on that front.
>t.
is this gonna be another 'zoomers whine about slashers' thread
why is this totally acceptable for americ*ns but the mere sight of a nipple is too spicy for them?
Sirs, I report from within the Capital City Exclusion Zone. Rivers and piss and shit flow unimpeded through the streets. Shadowy creatures rise from the foul mixtures to snatch refugees and drag them kicking and screaming to their doom. The elite 5th Royal Guards Corps was sent on a reconnaissance mission to the cinema showing Terrifier, and none have returned. To anyone who can hear this message, do not attempt any rescue. Bomb all of the capital city - nuke it if you have to. Shoot anyone attempting to escape, they are infected. All is lost. All is lost. All is lost.
Horror is a genre for midwit homosexuals lol
I don't get this, wouldn't slasher horror movies like Terrifier be for the lowest common denominator, actual morons? Wouldn't midwits enjoy A24 pseud movies?
Actually, you have to have a very high IQ to appreciate a man in clown makeup sawing a bimbo in half through her vegana.
Maybe but I have seen that contrarians love to defend schlock like this because it's "le fun"
What is a genre that's based and not for midwit homosexuals unironically?
Western
Brokeback Mountain is straight now?
Funny how you brought the one exception made for homos. Now let's talk about the latest hellraiser has a literal troony as the main antagonist. Or how some homosexual is the author of the original novel.
>All horror films are gay because one franchise is gay!
You're doing the same thing
I called horrorgays midwit homosexuals to insult them. They might not be all homosexuals but they are certainly all midwits.
>Horror films are for le midwits because.....because okay?
>Action, comedy, romance, sci-fi, and capeshit are all fine though
Why is horror always used as a punching bag? Why does nobody mention the hundreds of homosexual, quip-filled, CGI-filled action films?
>Why does nobody mention the hundreds of homosexual, quip-filled, CGI-filled action films?
Because this thread's topic is a horror movie? Whenever there's a capeshit thread or an Avatar thread I go there to make fun of those idiots too.
>Because this thread's topic is a horror movie? Whenever there's a capeshit thread or an Avatar thread I go there to make fun of those idiots too.
What a sad existence.
I'm just pointing out the fact that this board always shits on horror, but never shits on genres like action or comedy. You don't even have a reason why horror is for midwits. Do you think slashers are the only type of horror film?
To be honest I was just shitposting for lulz, I only really think slashers are stupid and boring but the horror genre in general isn't in a better state either
You should try cheering up a little
Your seething is proving him right, why are you being so insecure?
>Asking a question is seething now
>Still no answer for the question
>Why does nobody mention the hundreds of homosexual, quip-filled, CGI-filled action films?
Because that's the kind of trash that the posters shitting on horror actually like to watch.
Why not just watch actual snuff?
Capitol city humiliation ritual.
The air outside the capital city's kinoplex was electric with anticipation as lines snaked around the block for the midnight showing of Terrifier 2. Fans of the franchise, eager to experience the next installment of the cult classic horror series, waited patiently for their turn to enter the theater. As the doors finally opened, the throng of moviegoers surged forward, each one eager to find the best seat in the house for the blood-soaked spectacle about to unfold.
But little did they know, the true horror was about to unfold outside the theater. As the credits began to roll and the lights came up, a wave of revulsion swept over the audience. The once-luxurious carpeting and pristine seats of the kinoplex were now coated in a thick layer of filth: shit, piss, cum, and puke. The stench was overpowering, making it difficult for anyone to breathe.
The source of the mess was easy to trace. Throughout the movie, the terrifying clown antagonist, Art the Clown, had brutally murdered countless victims on screen, leaving a trail of bodily fluids in his wake. It seemed that each gory death scene had driven some members of the audience over the edge, causing them to lose control of their bladders and bowels in the process.
Pandemonium ensued as people scrambled to find a way out of the theater. Some fled in disgust, while others tried to clean up the mess as best they could. Amidst the chaos, a few brave souls tried to salvage the situation by calling for maintenance staff and security guards. But even as they waited for help to arrive, the stench continued to permeate the air, making it clear that the kinoplex would be closed for business for quite some time.
After this incident, Damien Leone, director of Terrifier 2, gave free blowjobs to everyone who had been in the kinoplex that day as an apology.
Terrifier is safe edgy so no.
What horror movies are non-safe edgy then?
Ebola Syndrome.
I don't watch this crap but his face is iconic.
soijak looking mofo
>Slasher movies.....le bad
Why are you guys like this?
because I hate movies if they are being political but in turn this brainwashed me into actually hating movies if they are apolitical because they don't support my side
They are just bad... do you like cape movies too? They are fundamentally the same
How nice of the psychotic murderhoboclown to leave her panties on and her groin untouched.
Maybe Terrifier is actually a gentleman.
>What does Cinemaphile think of Terrifier?
Liked All Hallows' Eve and Terrifier 1, loved Terrifier 2.
>Will you watch Terrifier 3?
Definitely.
Honestly, this one scene has tainted the whole future of what could've been a kino horror franchise. The entirety of Terrifier 1 was more horrific and more unsettling than this scene, but now all Damien Leon can talk about is one-upping this scene that was basically a joke, because no one will shut the frick up about it. RIP Art.
They’re coming out with a part III? I’m surprised this movie hasn’t been banned. Part II was good but very, very violent.
Why the frick would they ban a slasher film?
From what I recall the clown basically pumped a bunch of kids full of lead
The "kids" are adults dressed up, just like the MC is during that dream scene, and iirc the people that get shot were actually crowdfund backer cameos.
>They’re coming out with a part III?
Yeah and it's going to be Christmas-themed this time instead of Halloween. Should be fun.
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I don’t get the appeal. What is it about gore that you find appealing? It’s so over the top it’s not scary and it doesn’t have the shock of real gore vids so what’s the point?
>What is it about gore that you find appealing?
The effects are cool, it adds intensity to the violent scenes, and it's part of the "horror movie aesthetic" that I'm watching these movies to see.
>It’s so over the top it’s not scary
It's not scary because I'm a grown man.
>it doesn’t have the shock of real gore vids
It's not trying to appeal to the same sickos that watch actual snuff for fun. It's a slasher movie, it's supposed to be fun.
You have an odd definition of cool. I think this is the kind of shit edgy teenagers would watch. The effect is well done, sure, but it’s in service of absolutely nothing.
What is your definition of cool?
It’s an “I know it when I see it” thing.
I remember being a kid and us thinking it was cool to watch stuff like Happy Tree Friends
And then we got a little older and we thought it was cool to watch actual gore vids
But as an adult? I just don’t see the appeal. A cool effect would be one I don’t see everyday, something unique, something new. Gore effects aren’t anything new. And they’re generally in service of a story or creating some kind of emotional response for the viewer
For this stuff, I’m supposed to enjoy seeing brains and intestines for its own sake? I don’t get it.
>You have an odd definition of cool.
It's not surprising that most people aren't into niche horror movies. You either like them or you don't, you'll never be able to "get it."
>but it’s in service of absolutely nothing.
It's in service of being a fun horror movie for fans of slashers. It's a nice homage to the NoES sequels with a ton of practical gore effects, but if you have no interest in those things then you're not going to like it.
>It's not surprising most people don't enjoy watching a girl being skinned, scalped, cut up, and having salt and bleach poured on her while she screams for her mom. Only heckin' hardcore badass horror fans like it, bro!
Wow, no shit!
>It's in service of entertaining moronic mindless cattle by giving them dopamine hits from completely moronic and braindead entertainment that's similar to old moronic and braindead entertainment
Lmao
I mean yeah I’m not gonna get things I don’t get
My I generally understand why things appeal to others
I don’t care for romcoms but I see the appeal to people with certain personalities that aren’t mine
I can’t think who would enjoy this only people who generally like gore for its own sake are the ones who want to watch real gore
This is like the diet Mountain Dew to liveleak-tier shit
>I can’t think who would enjoy this
Slasher fans. You're acting like Terrifier 2 is some pseudo-snuff shit like August Underground when it's a funny slasher movie. Most scenes are not like the one in OP, it's stuff like this webm or of the main characters doing Halloween stuff.
Nobody is watching people get killed in Terrifier or Friday the 13th as a substitute for real gore. Actual gore is readily available online if they want it, and even if they wanted to get off to a "disturbing movie" there's a lot of stuff out there's that's edgier than a funny clown slasher movie.
>Only heckin' hardcore badass horror fans like it
Nice strawman, moron. Sorry it's too problematic for xe/xers like you.
>Oy vey, goy! Look at this funny scene in which a clown cuts off somebody's head and puts candy inside of their skull! Isn't this epic!? Stop being a chud, goy! Consume your vile torture movie and enjoy it! There's nothing edgy about seeing people have acid thrown onto their faces or being scalped! It's good wholesome entertainment for stupid goy- I mean horror fans!
>Also, trannies would hate this or something, even though they love gore and cut their own dicks off for fun!
>Look at this funny scene in which a clown cuts off somebody's head and puts candy inside of their skull! Isn't this epic!?
Yeah it was really funny. When the fat kids goes for another piece and Art stops him kek. Very good scene.
should he have been running to the left or right?
Probably, but some people aren't quick thinkers.
I will only watch it if there's female victims.
Is there?
don't understand how we got to a point in society where watching someone get scalped and mutilated while screaming for their mother is entertainment.
Even if it's fake, or fake looking, the idea of it is still sick.
Why are there a frick-ton of Reddit-tier YouTube channels gobbling up the next gorefest and "enjoying the kills!" but when there's a sex scene in a slasher?
Oh, that's offensive!
People getting eviscerated in increasingly realistic ways? Well that's heccin' awesome! Based! Look at the gore! Oooh I bet she's gonna get the cheese grater to the jugular, how badass!
But breasts? Erm, that's a bit awkward. Didn't age well, right guys? At least we're educated!
It's fricking stupid, and I'm tired of it.
No one goes around rating the top ten rapes in movies, because that's fricking deranged.
But we can go around and rate top ten kills, because, "it's fake! it's acting! it's special effects!"
Frick it. It's moronic.
I miss when horror was monsters and zombies and the deaths were impactful and not "heccin' sick!"
The boomers were right about violence desensitization
It’s a shit movie that’s fun to laugh at and if you like gore then that’s a nice bonus