Terrifier 2

This was one of the biggest pieces of shit I have ever seen

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    First one was great and very straightforward.
    Terrifier 2 had annoying kids and sad mom.
    I like movies with blood and guts but bringing family matters into it was unnecessary.
    Boy wants to dress up like the killer was absolute cringe. Might as well wear a trench coat to school and then complain in the future why you didn't get laid.
    Haven't seen part 2? Skip it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Other way around for me. I didn't like the first movie at all. The second movie was a huge improvement and I had a lot of fun with it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The kid was a little b***h and Arthur could have killed him and the girl multiple times but didn’t because reasons?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Arthur

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Arthur
          I just remembered my grandpa was named Arthur and we all called him Art
          Art the clown is a fricking homosexual however

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was slasherkino.

        Same. 1 was ok but it didn't stick with me. 2 is my favorite slasher in a decade.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the first was great
      Frick you seriously.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching horror films
    Found your problem. There hasn't been a good horror film in 40 years.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it wasn't and you thought it was perfectly fine.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    First half of the film was pure kino.
    Last half was pure slog.
    What the frick happened?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They ran out of budget since it was a kickstarter

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't explain why the last half went on forever.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Filler because no budget

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            but the movie is over two hours, they didn't need any filler. They could've cut the damn thing down to 90mins easily.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last 20 minutes feels a bit stretched, but that's probably my only complaint about the movie and tbh I feel like most modern movies could use some editing.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It could have used one or two more big cuts but otherwise was alright.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He's bad.
    >She's worse!
    should have borrowed the Problem Child 2 tagline

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im trying to finess my way into fricking all the actresses in this movie. So far Im two out of two.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In your dreams

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie made me shit the biggerst piles of shit all over the thearter floor, and into my pants, i drove almost 60 minutes home from the capitol city to my home's village with shit and piss from the fear and intensity of The Terrifier 2 and I was crying, like a baby from being scared

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wahmen are... LE STRONG AND INDEPENDENT: The Movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao you gotta be fricking shitting me
      aside from the black dude in the store every woman he killed, without exception, was brutally murdered and desecrated even the main character

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >discover terrifier by complete coincidence
    >instantly becomes my favorite slasher (it's about a funny clown who does funny clown things while being a mass murderer, what's not to like?)
    >show it to frens
    >frens hate it
    >still a personal favorite
    >go to Cinemaphile months later
    >they all love it
    I'm home, lads.

    Favorite scene is him menacingly riding a tiny tricycle for no reason. Perfection.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, so you finally realized you got bamboozled by a hunch of bots and morons?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrifier is the movie I thought I wanted when I was a 12 year old edgelord who was into slashers
    now that I actually see what pure gorehound slashers look like I'm glad the classics had a little restraint

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