TFW a shitty live action is about to ruin your franchise forever

TFW a shitty live action is about to ruin your franchise forever

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”live” action
    >it’s all CGI animation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This triggers my autist so hard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This triggers my autist so hard

      Yeah, so was the Lion King reboot didn't stop them from promoting it as such

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be worse than the Porcupinegay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one outside of Cinemaphile knows that schizo exists

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish people wouldn't bring them up in the first place. You're just encouraging him.
      Assuming this isn't him bragging about himself in third person.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not I have just arrived

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          based!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks satan

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single Disney live action remake was a mistake.
    Imagine the amount of money they've wasted that could have been spent on new 2D animated films instead. It's soul-crushing to think about.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tragic

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's precisely the fact that you called it "franchise" what made me realize you're right. Bambi shouldn't even be considered a franchise, it was a movie, period, until those greedy bastards made a sequel that no one wanted. So, now it's not a movie, it is a "franchise." And if a name can stop referring to a movie and start referring to a "franchise" because of an unnecessary sequel, I think it's pretty likely that an even more unnecessary reboot will taint that "franchise."
    It's pretty disheartening.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey at least it didn't get the obligatory tv series with no budget

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's the original book, Disney made Bambi comics for several years, and the sequel was actually more interesting than the first movie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and the sequel was actually more interesting than the first movie.
        Now that's a hot take

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How so?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The first one barely has a plot, humor or visible character growth, also thesequel hasa great soundtrack.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fair I guess

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumbo didn't lose Dumbo
    Pinocchio with the shit smelling didn't ruin Pinocchio
    You'll be fine it'll just be a really shitty adaption that will be ignored after a month

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Today, I remind them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly this would have been far more visually appeasing than the garbage they wound up actually producing.

        t. racist

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would the general public's reaction be if Disney actually did something like this?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the original book in public domain or not?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What did I miss

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thumper giving bambi a footjob POV, but it's with a human dick
      I guess if yer into that...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was not bambi that's the porcupine

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          huh

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sigmax has ruined the character for me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a degenerate furry, so I have no I idea who that is.
      Suck to be you I guess.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        For someone who isn't a furry, you sure sound like a massive homosexual.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do like boys too, so yer not wrong.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >live action deer
    This will be... interesting.
    Dumb jokes aside, what actual moron thought this was a good idea for a remake? Is it scripted by AI too?

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