>tfw forced my mom to buy spinach

>tfw forced my mom to buy spinach

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spinach has basically replaced lettuce for me. I fricking love it.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That wasn't the first time your mom was forced to do something

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    After frying a steak or pork chop in a pan, add a bunch of fresh spinach to the pan. Let it wilt and absorb all those remaining pan drippings and brown bits.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that's a good idea.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like a good idea to get fat and cancer

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're an idiot and you know frick all about nutrition.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    delicious in a quiche

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Popeye fooled millions. Take the steakpill.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People eat both you wienersucking fricking anti spinach c**t

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nic3

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact, the reason that Spinach got its reputation for making you absurdly strong is that some Federal agency in the US printed out one of the first listings of vitamin content per serving of foods.

    When they did spinach they fricked up and dropped a decimal point, listing Spinach as having 10x as much iron as it actually does. Because this was like 1910 or something it didn't occur to anyone that some moron just entered the data wrong, so everyone just assumed it was true for decades afterwards.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a more a antisemitic character than Popeye?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how's he antisemitic?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >healthy
        >White
        >voyager
        >fricks his gf
        >saves the day
        >masculine
        >strong as frick
        >a nice guy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          those are normal things. the israelites have completely conquered your brain

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >those are normal things
            Not in current year. Those are hallmarks of antisemitism. The more crippled and ugly and mentally ill and dependent on the government and obedient of media you are the better. Opposite of Popeye, the OG King of undisputed basedery.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              popeye is a good little goyboy fighting in wars for israel though

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >popeye is a good little goyboy fighting in wars for israel though

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine having a shitty mom that you have to force to buy spinach

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beats having one that wants to ram spinach down your throat because she fell for the Popeye propaganda. Spinach taste like ass and all you Gordon Ramsay wannabes who say I just don't know how to pimp my spinach and make it more current can go sit on an egg.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't know what ass tastes like, spinach is great without any pimping

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally just salt and lemon to pimp any green to God's gift to mankind. Maybe vinegar or olive oil if you feel fancy. Youre just moronic and/or american.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom bought fresh spinach
    instead of the can. I only wanted the can similar to Popeye

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having to slowly open it with a can opener might break the immersion.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My shits are amazing after eating spinach

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wytemen dun season dey shiet

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is that olive oil on spinach?
    >ahhhhhh im going insane

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