tfw i google image searched bart eat my shorts and found out it was a euphemism the whole time
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tfw i google image searched bart eat my shorts and found out it was a euphemism the whole time
An euphemism for what
look and see
??? seems innocent you weirdo
is that what image search gave you?
Why don't you use what little critical thinking skills your Low IQ pedo mind is capable of and tell me if you think that's Google images or not, frickwit.
damn, you don't know what a rhetorical question is? I think even kids know that
Yep they also have had sex whereas you have not
It's a kids equivalent to saying kiss my ass/suck my dick
but it's not kiss my ass (like the cheeks). It's "eat". He's specifically requesting the oral-anal sex. "Eating ass" by analogy to eating pussy, a thing we only thought was pushed by black music in the 2010s, was in the Simpsons the whole time. Go look at google images. They've been selling tshirts and mugs for 20 years of him with his shorts specifically actually down, saying eat my "shorts"
Just have a nice day idiot
What's got seething so hard? Drink some water
>they destroyed the towers, we gotta do something
>lets go at that hussein fella
>did he have anything to do with 9/11?
>no, but we know where he lives
Never forget that the Bush Administration, was, at best, criminally negligent in letting 9/11 happen because they were too focused on Iraq instead of on the Taliban.
At worst, they were outright complicit in it happening, to use as an excuse to go to war with Iraq. And it worked.
eh? the taliban didn't do 9/11. it was saudis. the taliban was just another bullshit fake enemy like iraq
They were Saudis who were members of the Taliban.
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if some Saudi princes were involved in funding it, or some shadow part of the Saudi government had a hand in it. (Also wouldn't be surprised if the Pakistani ISI had a hand in it either.)
It's very suspicious on how the night of 9/11, when all air traffic everywhere was grounded, a bunch of Saudi princes and other rich, well connected Saudis were the only ones allowed to fly out of the US.
>"Eating ass" by analogy to eating pussy, a thing we only thought was pushed by black music in the 2010s
Only someone who wasn't alive and conscious before the 2010s could believe this.
where were any non-black people talking about 'eating ass' as a sex act in the 90s? (other than the simpsons)
Yes. They were called 'teenagers'.
show me a cultural reference. i don't care what kind of homosexual stuff you got up to at your one school your went to
>If Hollywood didn't make a show about it, it didn't exist!
We're on Cinemaphile so I guess that attitude makes sense, but I can promise you from first hand experience that girls ate ass and liked getting their buttholes licked before the 2010s.
And that relates to Bart saying "Eat my shorts" how? Lmao take some medication little buddy
That's what Bart means. If you look at the simpsons merch he has his actual ass out to make it clear
Mah its just you projecting your pedophilia
go look at the merch
You can't follow a basic reply chain? Read back in the thread, it's not very long.
>sex is a meme
Now I'm laughing
>disgusting shit
Normal people take a shower before sex
Why would eat my shorts mean anything other than eat my shorts? Are you by chance a coombrained moron? Because you haven't provided any actual support as to why you're jumping the shark from "eat my shorts" to "eat my ass" other than your own anecdote. Sorry, but you're not intelligent enough to have this opinion.
I'm not OP, Anon. I never made the connection before reading this thread. I was only a kid when the Simpsons first came out, it went over my head.
Then why the frick are you replying to me, shit for brains?
Because you replied to me, silly.
You're a fricking moron lol
I'm not the one getting confused here, genius.
Not only did you not answer the question I posed you have nothing to do with this conversation, plus I already shoveled shit on you and OP and you're sitting here stuttering about reading the thread lmao you're shit on a tissue bud
hey buddy i'm almost outside your house right now with 6 guys are you ready to do this? you fricked up son
Take a deep breath Anon, you're ranting so hard your post doesn't make sense.
>openly admiting you can't read English
Uh oh,
Maybe try posting in legible English?
>Legible
Lmao using words you don't know, that's cute ESL. I gaurentee anything I post using a keyboard will be equally "legible" you adorable little moron.
>he doesn't know what legible means
>he calls others ESL
Amazingly, you're still only the second dumbest person in this thread. You've got a ways to go to catch up with the guy who thinks rappers invented rim jobs in the 2010s.
That's not a challenge.
leg·i·ble
/ˈlejəbəl/
adjective
(of handwriting or print) clear enough to read.
"the original typescript is scarcely legible"
Embarassing for you, ESL.
Correct. And your post was not clear enough to decipher.
Can't believe you bumped this thread just to embarrass yourself.
>of handwriting or print
Your post is exactly as legible as any other post on this website, regardless of whether or not you possess the capacity to decipher the actual syntax. You are not intelligent.
You gotta be an ESL to think that 'legible' is only used in that specific way.
Just to be clear, you're now refusing to accept the actual definition of the word because you cant accept defeat. The ultimate Loser.
Only an ESL would need a dictionary definition, because they don't speak the language as their default and don't understand basic colloquialisms.
That's not a colloqualism, you're just stupid.
That's common usage, you're just desperate to win when you've already lost.
i know it's you spazzing up thread as well. you are going to fight till your last breath to avoid just doing the google image search that answers the question. i don't understand why you're getting so angry though, and really you can just do it. it's not a trick it just shows bart in the official merch pulls his pants down when he says this, showing that "shorts" is a bowdlerization of butt
Still no rebuttal to
FYI
Stay moronic, homosexuals
It's clearly a euphemism for "Kiss my ass" you're loq iq kek
I am laughing at the idea you think this disgusting shit is like a badge of honor but that has nothing to do with the thing being a cultural meme
>Saudis who were members of the Taliban
no, they weren't. Where are you pulling this moronic shit from?
D'oh. I meant Al-Qaeda, not the Taliban. My bad.
get out bart i'm piss
The real history behind the phrase is that Nancy Cartwright, Bart's voice actor, improvised the line during a table read. She first said it as a prank when she was in her high school marching band at Fairmont High School. The band was supposed to chant, "Fairmont West! Fairmont West!" but instead she and the entire band chanted "Eat my shorts! Eat my shorts!"
tfw i google image searched the sneed store sign and found out what formerly chucks means
>eat my ass
well, don't have a cow, man
If only Lisa said "eat my socks"
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and by euphemism i meant bowdlerism
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kino drip
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>SIR YOU ARE ESL BLOODY b***h
>NO BENCHOD U ARE THE ESL BLOODY