>tfw no melancholy oneitis Rohirrim shield maiden gf

>tfw no melancholy oneitis Rohirrim shield maiden gf
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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am no man...

    Couldn't put THAT in a movie today!

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which one are you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of those slags are my type, so i'm proudly the guy on the right

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm taking the photo. I refuse to pose for photos because I always look moronic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha same

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      left only has one, but she's the prettiest

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe, but the way he leans in and hugs her tight for the photo makes him look clingy and needy. He doesn't have abundance mentality like the gaygay's friend group.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one who stayed at home aka the sigmacel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How come the guy in the middle gets 3 but the guy on the right gets 0?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        welcome to the current year

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure someone has the graph saved

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chad looks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What makes you think they're all his harem?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's gay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        right gives off incel vibes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he said 'It's nice out today' and that gave them the ick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been all three.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one who drilled a hole in the boat and is snorkeling underneath it to smell the girl's feet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cameraman obviously

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Temporarily (constantly) embarrassed middle

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oneitis
    She got over Aragorn quick and rebounded with Faramir.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not that quick in the book, and Faramir had to work quite hard to eventually make her fall for him and eventually give up on Aragorn

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reading is for homosexuals.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        not really, it was 2 chapters at most. they just talked in the houses of healing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a lot more than the movie implies and that Anon seems to be under the impression of. Many days passed in those chapters as well

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone ever licked similar butt chin?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one? hard to believe, there are usually many alpha males in every thread

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    chinballs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than a Rat Faced c**t.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she just gives me that anal prostitute vibe you know? like she's begging to be fricked hard in the ass

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oneitis
    She falls in love with best boy in the books

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh I was 9 when I saw the movies and even I understand that Faramir is Dollar Value Aragorn and he and Eowyn were beta couple

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He will always live in Boromir's shadow.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Faramir is free from his daddy issues and no big brother to respect, and he also got connections to Rohan through marriage which means he can breed Aryan kids while ruling Gondor. He is pretty well off

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There goes a lord who tamed a wild shieldmaiden of the North! Was there no woman of the race of Numenor to choose?
          Race mixer.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            In the books Eowyn was an aryan goddess in her prime. She made Callisto from Xena look plain. Its not Tolkiens fault Jackson gave the role to a plain jane in her 40s with a forehead bigger than her face.
            Faramir managed to tame THAT, and every single male in Gondor was mad jealous of him for it, only women would seethe that he didnt choose one of them. Its not race mixing if a white man marries an even whiter woman.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sure some israelite b***hfits were pitched to make sure nobody would be cast that mogged Liv Tyler. Even Galadriel was cast with a fairly plain Jane.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Even Galadriel was cast with a fairly plain Jane
                gayoo

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im the first to call out ugly actresses but come on man, Cate Blanchett was born for that role. She is tall and graceful, she has the "deeper than most women" voice explicitly described in the books, she is slender and beautiful and just straight up elf-like without the whole breasts breasts SEX SEX ASS I WANT TO FRICK I WANT TO FRICK appeal that seems to be the only metric on this site for whether or not a woman looks good.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No homierd is Theoden

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    eowyn sex

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks great and elegant in those gowns, but I do feel like they could have had a bit younger woman for that role. She looks like a more mature (mentally and physically) noblewoman/queen and not an angsty princess.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her oneitis wasn't very solid.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ass chin on women is not attractive

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just KNOW she had taken BHC

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Completely Aragorn's fault, he already had a waifu but he tried to lead Eowyn on by not fully committing to his elf waifu.

    Eowyn got bolder when he said that the Evenstar was a parting gift, she thought he was available and didn't even give a frick that he's the heir to the throne of Gondor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and didn't even give a frick that he's the heir to the throne of Gondor.
      Guess how I know you've never met a woman

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    prostitute

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your Eowyn, bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone time a see card that isn't Swamp I remember how gay and tryhard the other colors are.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Clashes swords with Aragorn
    >35 year old hag in the role
    These movies suck.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shield maiden pussy > elf pussy

    Aragorn chose poorly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elf pussy is too busy getting ORC'd anyway

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