Maybe, but the way he leans in and hugs her tight for the photo makes him look clingy and needy. He doesn't have abundance mentality like the gaygay's friend group.
Faramir is free from his daddy issues and no big brother to respect, and he also got connections to Rohan through marriage which means he can breed Aryan kids while ruling Gondor. He is pretty well off
In the books Eowyn was an aryan goddess in her prime. She made Callisto from Xena look plain. Its not Tolkiens fault Jackson gave the role to a plain jane in her 40s with a forehead bigger than her face.
Faramir managed to tame THAT, and every single male in Gondor was mad jealous of him for it, only women would seethe that he didnt choose one of them. Its not race mixing if a white man marries an even whiter woman.
I'm sure some israelite b***hfits were pitched to make sure nobody would be cast that mogged Liv Tyler. Even Galadriel was cast with a fairly plain Jane.
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>Even Galadriel was cast with a fairly plain Jane
gayoo
11 months ago
Anonymous
Im the first to call out ugly actresses but come on man, Cate Blanchett was born for that role. She is tall and graceful, she has the "deeper than most women" voice explicitly described in the books, she is slender and beautiful and just straight up elf-like without the whole breasts breasts SEX SEX ASS I WANT TO FRICK I WANT TO FRICK appeal that seems to be the only metric on this site for whether or not a woman looks good.
She looks great and elegant in those gowns, but I do feel like they could have had a bit younger woman for that role. She looks like a more mature (mentally and physically) noblewoman/queen and not an angsty princess.
Completely Aragorn's fault, he already had a waifu but he tried to lead Eowyn on by not fully committing to his elf waifu.
Eowyn got bolder when he said that the Evenstar was a parting gift, she thought he was available and didn't even give a frick that he's the heir to the throne of Gondor.
>I am no man...
Couldn't put THAT in a movie today!
Which one are you?
None of those slags are my type, so i'm proudly the guy on the right
I'm taking the photo. I refuse to pose for photos because I always look moronic
haha same
left only has one, but she's the prettiest
Maybe, but the way he leans in and hugs her tight for the photo makes him look clingy and needy. He doesn't have abundance mentality like the gaygay's friend group.
The one who stayed at home aka the sigmacel
How come the guy in the middle gets 3 but the guy on the right gets 0?
welcome to the current year
I'm sure someone has the graph saved
Chad looks.
What makes you think they're all his harem?
he's gay
right gives off incel vibes
he said 'It's nice out today' and that gave them the ick
I've been all three.
The one who drilled a hole in the boat and is snorkeling underneath it to smell the girl's feet.
The cameraman obviously
Temporarily (constantly) embarrassed middle
>oneitis
She got over Aragorn quick and rebounded with Faramir.
Not that quick in the book, and Faramir had to work quite hard to eventually make her fall for him and eventually give up on Aragorn
Reading is for homosexuals.
not really, it was 2 chapters at most. they just talked in the houses of healing
That's a lot more than the movie implies and that Anon seems to be under the impression of. Many days passed in those chapters as well
has anyone ever licked similar butt chin?
no one? hard to believe, there are usually many alpha males in every thread
chinballs
Better than a Rat Faced c**t.
she just gives me that anal prostitute vibe you know? like she's begging to be fricked hard in the ass
>oneitis
She falls in love with best boy in the books
Bruh I was 9 when I saw the movies and even I understand that Faramir is Dollar Value Aragorn and he and Eowyn were beta couple
He will always live in Boromir's shadow.
Faramir is free from his daddy issues and no big brother to respect, and he also got connections to Rohan through marriage which means he can breed Aryan kids while ruling Gondor. He is pretty well off
>There goes a lord who tamed a wild shieldmaiden of the North! Was there no woman of the race of Numenor to choose?
Race mixer.
In the books Eowyn was an aryan goddess in her prime. She made Callisto from Xena look plain. Its not Tolkiens fault Jackson gave the role to a plain jane in her 40s with a forehead bigger than her face.
Faramir managed to tame THAT, and every single male in Gondor was mad jealous of him for it, only women would seethe that he didnt choose one of them. Its not race mixing if a white man marries an even whiter woman.
I'm sure some israelite b***hfits were pitched to make sure nobody would be cast that mogged Liv Tyler. Even Galadriel was cast with a fairly plain Jane.
>Even Galadriel was cast with a fairly plain Jane
gayoo
Im the first to call out ugly actresses but come on man, Cate Blanchett was born for that role. She is tall and graceful, she has the "deeper than most women" voice explicitly described in the books, she is slender and beautiful and just straight up elf-like without the whole breasts breasts SEX SEX ASS I WANT TO FRICK I WANT TO FRICK appeal that seems to be the only metric on this site for whether or not a woman looks good.
No homierd is Theoden
eowyn sex
She looks great and elegant in those gowns, but I do feel like they could have had a bit younger woman for that role. She looks like a more mature (mentally and physically) noblewoman/queen and not an angsty princess.
Her oneitis wasn't very solid.
Ass chin on women is not attractive
You just KNOW she had taken BHC
Completely Aragorn's fault, he already had a waifu but he tried to lead Eowyn on by not fully committing to his elf waifu.
Eowyn got bolder when he said that the Evenstar was a parting gift, she thought he was available and didn't even give a frick that he's the heir to the throne of Gondor.
>and didn't even give a frick that he's the heir to the throne of Gondor.
Guess how I know you've never met a woman
prostitute
>here's your Eowyn, bro
Everyone time a see card that isn't Swamp I remember how gay and tryhard the other colors are.
Disgusting.
>Clashes swords with Aragorn
>35 year old hag in the role
These movies suck.
shield maiden pussy > elf pussy
Aragorn chose poorly
Elf pussy is too busy getting ORC'd anyway