>tfw no sassy xeno-squid gf

>tfw no sassy xeno-squid gf

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's hot and all, but the fact she was in that mega alien prison and was generally immature makes me think it would be a bad experience with some few minutes of bliss occasionally. Like the fact she goes with Azmuth again despite the fact she hates authority and she knows he probably won't treat her much better shows she has a very adoloscent mindset. I guess Charmaster and that red biker chick are worse choices.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix her

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the meme of Cinemaphile going out of it's way to chose the worst possible choices all the time?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already chose American cartoons above all else, why stop there?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice bait.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up.

          lol cry more amerilards

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *ahem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is that any different from fricking Vilgax

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is fricking a human woman any different from fricking your dad?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The former has booba, for starters

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          so does your dad

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Squiddies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you blind?
      >feminine posture and proportions
      >wide hips
      >female voice

      What's with the meme of Cinemaphile going out of it's way to chose the worst possible choices all the time?

      Only Gwen and Tini are a better choice

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember to commit suicide moron troll.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Somebody getting this Fanny Flustered by alien girls?
          Sad. Many such cases

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have never named a single case but you always use those words.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're saying all it would take to find this sexy is a better WHR, narrower shoulders, and a higher voice?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, he already dresses like a bawd.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Myaxx has longer sleeker eyes, less wider shoulders and wider hips, if it's too hard for you to see subtle sexual dimorphism in other species that's your problem

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So, the exact same fricking thing as with human women? Excepting breasts, and even then some IRL girls aren't any better than Myaxx
          You fricking buffoon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still an alien you degenerate. That was the point, a few changes to vilgax's design doesn't suddenly make it okay to be beasteeality

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you're saying all it would take for you to find this sexy is a better WHR, narrower shoulders, and a higher voice?

          You're fricking describing sexual dimorphism, Anon. Yes, giving something female qualities would tend to attract a male.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ofc sexual dimorphism is a thing, but there are more elements to it and giving those qualities to that picture wouldn't make me think "attractive female", it'd just make me think "weird looking dude"
            If the female equivalent looked like

            lol

            (basically a palette-swapped human woman with extra bits) then lusting after her would make sense

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah so hot...looks like she has a permanently shit-stained beard and whole body varicose veins.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      those tentacles could massage you though (or do lewd things with you)

      lol

      a good redesign

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ZANG

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/07H59RT.jpg

      >tfw no sassy xeno-squid gf

      Those red lines are cybernetic enhacements right? I used to think they were blood vessels but then they'd be more wiggly if that's the case.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a downgrade holy shit. Omniverse's designs for new characters are top tier but every redesign they did was garbage and this is a prime example.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >every redesgin they did was bad
        >every redesign
        >every
        Why do you just go on the internet and tell lies? The fricking main ass character looks better than ever before, it's not like you forgot that shit! And Kevin too, holy shit he's great. And young gwen and his other cousin the sludge puppy. And Charmcaster. And Four Arms. Kys.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ben looks OK, but I wouldn't say he looks better than ever before. Young Gwen is hardly a redesign, and that's her only saving grace. Kevin looks fricking moronic. Fourarms looked better in OS. So did the others.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Disagree, kid Ben got a big upgrade.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cthulhu if female

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing to be done for terminal shit taste normitis

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