>tfw slept on this kino
damn I thought it was gonna be a bunch of cringe sam stans but watching highlights on youtube I feel like I missed out.
>tfw slept on this kino
>tfw slept on this kino
damn I thought it was gonna be a bunch of cringe sam stans but watching highlights on youtube I feel like I missed out.
You did, season 2 this winter tho. Different people tho
it's going to be nothing but waifus and ogres harassing them. letty and josie were the only ones to get a big push online and airsoft fatty kept it lively. imagine they'll cast like any NEET girl that's at least a 5/10 (and under 8/10) for half the house
jon and damial where pretty funny
I think the cast was pretty well-balanced honestly. I don't have high hopes for season 2 because I feel like a bunch of fans of the show are going to try to sneak on and make it really gay and meta. The worst parts of the show were when freeloaders went on the show talking about shit that they had witnessed on the livestream.
The mods are nuking posts shitting on Sam, check the archive
As if you needed more proof that Sam is friends with the mod. Anyway,
Reminder that Shill Hide took mentally ill women he had on his mind breaking gameshow and made them groupies, dependent on him for money and clout. that his zoomer henchmen desperately try and frick
Reminder the mods were paid to not only allow but babysit his off topic shill tank generals (coincidentally moderation during that month period was extremely on the ball but the moment it ended we went back to 24/7 politics and twitter screencaps). Also, when it ended, they started deleting the threads for being off topic even though they babysat them while the entire thread was off topic waifugayging and the show was off topic itself…. I digress
Reminder Sam is a troony fricking pedophile homosexual and the mods instantly ban you if you post his disgusting wiener
Reminder he CHARGES for life advice even though his only success in life is being funny 7 years ago
Mods will leave this thread up even though it’s about a youtube video not even shill tank itself, which is also off topic, post a thread shitting on Sam and it’ll get deleted in minutes
Say tho more.
have a nice day
>have a nice day
Goddamn man the best part were the threads honestly. 24/7 generals and nonstop shitposting
joker posting alone made the threads worth it
was an honor shitposting with you lads and im looking forward to doing it all over again in season 2
It’s so funny to look back on the joker and doomposting in the early weeks, I remember when morons were saying the show was over when they got swatted
chud md was going ham whenever something medical happened. Remember the C diff posters?
give me a rundown, does sam have a new show or something?
working on world peace 2 currently, odds are about 90% of it will be homosexual /misc/-bait like skits about cancel culture, trannies, israelites, etc
is adult swim putting them back on the air or is this some kind of youtube show?
It'll be sold on gumroad and Cinemaphile will be full of poorgays calling Sam a israelite for DMCAing it off youtube.
Are you going to be snitching to Daddy Sam for free?
Don't worry, there's plenty of goyslop on Nigflix that sounds more up your alley.
epic comeback, tell me the joke about the uss liberty again, its hilarious. i swear to god hispanic mde fans are the worst
Seething chuddy chud
>homosexual /misc/-bait like skits about cancel culture, trannies, israelites, etc
so exactly what we all want? nice
sam cant make fun of trannies since everyone knows he has sex with them
he cant make fun of them because sam & co are slowly morphing into idubbz
How?
>/pol/-bait like skits about cancel culture, trannies, israelites, etc
don't get my hopes up
Literally watch any other show then homosexual
Baby needs a safe space wif special representation of his moronic politics 🙁
it was about a 4/10, few funny moments here and there but not worth tuning into.
I guess it's the feeling of being a part of something. Shiposting in the generals, waifus, getting home from work and finding out what's happening. It's fun and HWNDU was the last time I did that.
This. The only good part was the ending and that was purely from the grind not because it was actually good.
i really liked the idea they had of filling the house with nothing but fatties by the end of the show. Them not being able to use to the toilet because it's backed up yet again due to some fatso clogging it up would be hilarious.
You mostly just missed them sleeping and a bunch of v-tuber incels simping over thr girls. It literally got to the point where Sam's dysgenic zoomer buddy kept separating the one and trying to get her to frick him. It was weird but mostly pathetic
alot of the first couple weeks was really boring
when they where getting freeloaders and just feeding them booze was when it got good
shame it took them 3 weeks to figure it out even though UKbig brother has been doing that since it started
i watched it live from beginning to end and 98% of it sucked but the few highs were really high
Hope they bring Vance back for S2. Really want to see how his hairline develops.
>the few highs were really high
They really weren’t though, they were only somewhat entertaining at best. You think they’re so high because you slogged through some of the most boring anticlimactic nothingness to get to it so of course when something happens it feels like a momentous occasion because it’s really the only time watching doesn’t feel like a waste of time. I swear one of them could get up and change seats on the couch and that would be enough to perk some of you idiots up because this shit was the definition of boring and pointless
>Jon buck breaking Sam and Sam roid raging because of it throwing shit around the garage
>Chris threatening to kill Letty
>Jon barricading
>Poop in the closet day
There were many super highs
How grim, everything you listed sounds absolutely abysmal. I don’t understand zoomer entertainment I guess
Actually if you expected there to be a "point", you missed the point. Ironic much?
>ITS A BIT ITS A BIT ITS A BIT
>Josie with a halo
she should have horns too
>tfw slept on this kino
damn I thought it was gonna be a bunch of cringe clod stans but watching highlights on youtube I feel like I missed out.
Just wait for Sam and Jet to release the supercut at an overcharged price to get up to speed.
These motherfricking Black person israelites will ground this until they get the last cent out of it.
Just torrent it.
Well at that rate I'd rather pirate. You're right though, it'll be overpriced. There weren't as many people watching as they needed to make a cut sold cheaply. Such a bummer. I hope season 2 has an enormous audience with wallets so I don't have to suffer Sam trying to paypiggy everything.
>watching highlights on youtube I feel like I missed out
Literally me. I only tuned into the stream once when nothing was really happening. I *will not* be missing season 2.
hey jet
I never watched it but it sounds like Sam should have added rules like Survivor or American big brother that forced the contestants to play mind games and make alliances and do activities
josie is cute
>hasnt done a single stream since
lol
pretty sure she did one yesterday
She's done 3 since
I don't think you really missed much. I enjoyed it at the time, but now I'm really regretting the fact that I wasted 6 weeks watching a parasocial friendship simulator.
Letty is a princess!
betty has gone insane
>gone
She exposed how gay jet and Sam are
Can't stop winning
Someone post the screencap
Qrd on this? Also some one post her socials
was this her?
Who the frick is Jet anyways? Where does Sam find these trailer park wigger kids at?
He was the guy who made WorldCorp back in 2016 and made /misc/ shit itself
I want to have sex with this woman
Get in the back of the line she already has an army of orbiters on discord
I'll behead her when it's my turn
It was pretty mid, the highlights are the way to watch. Best part was based Lance.
It was fun initially before the turboBlack folk that were the Josie and Letty fans using 80% of every thread to call each other street shitting Indians.
i stopped watching the stream two days in and only checked up on it every now and then through the highlight channels. maybe the edited version will be more entertaining. this feels like a giant waste of time and filler before the actual kino, WP2.
there’s an edited version?
yeah, it’s for people who bought his fishtank “season pass” or some shit like that, was like the first thing shoved in your face when you opened the site was an ad for that. it’s supposed to be edited as a tv show like real world. so it’s going to be available to people who bought that thing or those that are kind enough to download it and throw it on archive.org for us
sorry sam i refuse to give you money. i love your work but i don’t love you to where i want to pay you
Sam said it was going to take like 6 months to edit though...
i mean they were recording the fishes for a month. there’s hundreds upon hundreds of hours footage to go through.
they claimed over 70tb of video
It was great, and could have been a lot better, hopefully they learn a lot of lessons for Season 2.
You guys don't know how it felt after hours of nothing happening all of the sudden there's content happening in every room in the house.
You literally had to be there.
This, nothing would be happening for hours than the next minute Fatty would be punching holes in walls and saying he is going to kill letty in her sleep.
so did the losers get paid anything for participating
They got to keep their fishbucks, which they earned for winning games and stuff which were worth $500 each.
Each person won a different amount.
they could've made it more interesting by getting 10 letty vs 20 josie fans to fight it off, while josie might have the numbers advantage, letty fans are insane and fanatics that will literaly kill anyone for letty
you didn't the highlight clips are the only thing worth watching
>you guys better not forget about me a month after i get outta here
>you guys better not forget about me a month after i get outta here
Is it true that jet got raped by a random ho?
This was great but I didn’t watch almost any of it continuously until the very last few days when Josie and Letty were doing the mini challenges. I kept up mostly through clips on Twitter and the general thread, but that’s just a problem I have with all streams in general. They just can’t hold my attention for so long. Anyway if you want to discuss the show, the general’s still very active on /bant/
This shit was for homosexuals
Sam Hyde is a bottom homosexual b***h for troons
Stop spamming this shit you unfunny trust fund has been
As someone that watched this every single day while procrastinating and postponing shit I gotta do, it was shit, rigged from the start. I regret watching it.
-cant wait for season two
we're back
>Sam Hyde fricks men and gets fricked by men
>-Charls Carroll, 2023
What happened with Betty and Jet?
wasn't that like big brother with internet whos and nazis?
I hope Sam or one of his paid zoomers are reading this thread:
>dopplegangers
It was only funny the first time, and one that time it was implied Airsoftfatty/Sylvia were each other's dopplegangers without Sylvia realizing.
>paypiggy shit
You need to come up with a whole slew of cheap and expensive options, entirely planned out before season 2 even begins. You're just letting money disappear from poorgays who wanna take part.
>the gay that roams the halls at night
Ask the contestants sign legal forms so the dude can McKamey Manor them softly. McKamey Manor Lite. McKamey Manor but he's careful not to actually cause (too much) mental/physical damage. The visual glitches and messing with stuff can stay -- those are entertaining enough.
>Jet
Give him a suit, too. wtf Sam? Who lets their good cop not dress like the bad cop? You're both cops.
>the cast
There needs to be between one and three stupid, dramatic, loud idiots around who don't know how to keep their mouths shut. Also no obvious fans unless it's a plant. Seeing some autist attempt to be performative is so painful.
>it's only streamed and there might be a bluray
Just have it planned out to make episodes ala Big Brother. *That* would sell. b***hes would even tune in for those.
>using a house and causing thousands of dollars worth of damage
Hindsight's 20/20 b***h. Consider a warehouse and hire a couple of sketchy country guys to build rooms in it.
Letty’s doppelgänger being hotter was funny just to see the passive aggressive seethe from her and Lettycels
>Hindsight's 20/20 b***h. Consider a warehouse and hire a couple of sketchy country guys to build rooms in it.
Sam's a literal crypto millionaire.
He's also a cheapskate israelite who almost shut the show down for costing him money due to wood floors. I'm just tossing a cheapskate option at him. He could seek abandoned homes. He could rent a place that's gonna be demolished anyway. He could rent a warehouse and have some broke handimen build rooms.
>almost shut the show down for costing him money due to wood floors
do you also believe that Dr Disrespect really bought the show
I wholeheartedly believe Sam's enough of a cheapskate israelite that this was real, yes. 100%. Sam's never proven otherwise. Sam has historically only ever been a cheapskate israelite who gouges viewers for more crypto bucks.
so just to be clear, you're saying you believe sam was being sincere when he said on fishtank that they almost had to shut down the show because of the floor damage from the weight on van's foot?
I'll bite that bullet all day every day. He may have been joking about how the floors were fricked, but yes I believe he was going to shut down the show until he made enough money that he wasn't losing any in this venture, and he just used humor (like usual) to deflect.
You guys are really something
They made over a million. The stats leaked and they had 11k season pass holders. That alone covers all the cost and then some.
not when you're spending 30k a day for bandwidth.
wasnt the pass $40? 11000 x 40 is 444000. even with $500 plushies i dont think he made a million
Idk if it's true but Sam's genuinely a cheap israelite so I believe it.
There plan is to do it in a warehouse next time
>"OH MY GOD JOSIE JUST GOT A CAN OF SODA FROM THE FRIDGE. DID YOU SEE THAT? JOSIEBROS WE EATING GOOD!"
that was kino though
You did, maybe stop taking opinions from seething moron contrarians for once and try out things
Yeah, that shit was funny. It was also funny when anyone did something mundane(or act moronic) and people were exaggerating it
Someone post the collage of the faces of the people who watched this shit lmao
Literal ogre manchildren
ugly = bad
true
people are always like "well ya never know who the bad ones are durrrrr never judge a book by the cover duhhhhhhh"
but God made it simple
ugly? bad
not ugly? good
dammit i wish i could argue but you're right, let me beautifully suck your gorgeous wiener and balls
Wrong
>inb4
Yeah anon millions of women think ted bundy is hot but you, the fat ass closet case don’t
women are stupid
you don't have a point
stop being mad and ugly
Ted bundy is hotter than you. He’s also evil. Cope about it i guess?
imagine the type of person that would spend weeks of their life watching people sit and do nothing
JET AND SAM ARE THESE PEOPLE
MAKING "CONTENT" FOR THESE PEOPLE
XANAX AND DILDOS #YOLO
Fish Tank was hilarious for just completely confirming every negative stereotype about MDE fans.
>they have such little going on in their lives that they will watch a stream with literally nothing for hours and hours at a time
>they are so irresponsible with their money they will donate hundreds/thousands to this non-project
>they are so isolated and lonely that they will project parasocial relationships on the participants of the "project" and on the others in chat watching the stream
>they have such low standards for entertainment they would actually trick themselves into thinking they were enjoying this
It's almost like it was a honeypot to reveal how pathetic all of them are. Like a demoralization campaign to make sure they know their place.
If you point this out to them, they act like aggrieved cultists, which is the icing on the cake
These are nu-mde fans
paid to shill it too, who else would, knowing Charls is mentally ill, Nick's sole purpose in life is money and Sam fricks trannies?
Agreed. It's genuinely sad to see people donate like 20 bucks to them just so Sam can give them live advice, and I say that as someone who mostly really enjoys his (higher effort) content.
>seething poorgays coping and calling us paypiggies when we contribute to the content being made
Get a job you literal teenage trash lmao lmao
>content
you fishtank homosexuals have no idea what content is
Fishtank is the only thing in recent that isn’t the entertainment equivalent of popcorn on the internet
All youtube and twitch have to offer is essays, people explaining lolcows or reacting
you need a hobby
You’re in the FT crying about sam and mde in general so you should really take your own advice
>we contribute to the content
you pay for sam to buy crypto, sports cars and motorcycles. you think if sam succeeds that youll succeed
>they are so irresponsible with their money they will donate hundreds/thousands to this non-project
The paypigging that MDE fans do to a man who meme'd a Kickstarter about a pony dating sim is insane. The most gullible morons alive
He didn’t associate that project with MDE or himself at all because it was a troll. You suck at trying to revise history
>it was a troll
You really thought your post was that epic you had to screencap it? How sad
And yeah, it was a troll. If you saw this and thought it was at all serious you are moronic
>Alright Jet, Bic, Joeyy, Chris the agenda for today. Get the frick out. you’re too old and rap isn’t a thing anymore with Gen Alphaoomers
>b-but sam. You said we were a crew
>I SAID GET THE FRICK OUT I HAVE A NEW CREW
most of the thread posts were sams low pay crew and some zoomers trying to join in on millennial internet
good posts
The only decent thing he made was officer maggot and thats it.
You're really just describing zoomers though. This is the kind of shit they like to do. Look at H3 and Hasan and Destiny, etc. It's all the same shit with their fan base. I'm hoping the WP2 will cater more to disaffected Millenial sensibilities like the originals did. With Nick and Charls involved I'm sure it will be much better than FishTank, which is zoomer e-drama shit.
> I'm hoping the WP2 will cater more to disaffected Millenial sensibilities like the originals did.
Not a chance. Their content isn’t for millennials anymore.
>Reminder that Shill Hide took mentally ill women he had on his mind breaking gameshow and made them groupies, dependent on him for money and clout. that his zoomer henchmen desperately try and frick
>Reminder the mods were paid to not only allow but babysit his off topic shill tank generals (coincidentally moderation during that month period was extremely on the ball but the moment it ended we went back to 24/7 politics and twitter screencaps). Also, when it ended, they started deleting the threads for being off topic even though they babysat them while the entire thread was off topic waifugayging and the show was off topic itself…. I digress
>Reminder Sam is a troony fricking pedophile homosexual and the mods instantly ban you if you post his disgusting wiener
>Reminder he CHARGES for life advice even though his only success in life is being funny 7 years ago
based
>twitter is great for hate
Here's some advice kid: if you hate Sam Hyde so much you probably shouldn't let him live rent free in your head.
josie looking rough. how long has she been on test
He looks so uncomfortable there.
Nobody but Sam and his discord cronies watched this. I like Sam but this seemed like the most boring low effort shit he's done yet and nothing I've seen of it made me consider changing my mind.
S1 was one of the best kinos i've ever seen. Not sure what S2 will be like but it takes so much time to keep up with it in real time not sure if I can do that again. OP, you can just wait for the edit to come out
Edie won and fricked Sam's homosexual mouth
Stuff like this being made is a symptom of a world where humans have no self respect because they live in a world that they don't believe is worth any respect. Deep down, it's the same nihilism as Rick and Morty, and I'm ashamed I let myself enjoy this sociopathic abomination of people intentionally humiliating themselves for attention at all.
they let young women around this statutory rapist? lol
>leftist kiwitroons are already seething
>i missed half the charls/sam/nick stream rn because i went for a nightwalk
It was pretty funny at times. You really had to be there.
Betty said Letty took ketamine and slept with Tacxin
i believe it
log off rocky
No idea who that is, you obsessed leftytroon
sure centristtroon
>parroting
Strange how you and your sam hating kiwisisters dont even deny being a leftist
>schizoposting
you dont even know my political leanings
reminder
>mods instantly ban you if you post his disgusting wiener
he has a dick pic leaked? Is it a deformed israelite penis or something?
You did, /ftl/ was unbelievably comfy
sam can you and your zoomer sycophants stop shilling until WP season 2 is done? fishbowl was garbage and your recent sketch videos sucked. the podcast is pretty bad too. cheers
Sam has like 1 or 2 good performances and a handful of funny youtubes. He's mostly a media creation, like David Duke.
Why do they all look israeli?
i can't believe anyone watched this lmao
morons
>this is what her mid-30s incel paypigs actually want her to be doing
i'll never understand it
it's actually pretty funny. Women can get away with being filthy sweat pants wearing neets well into their 30s and be seen as cute real life anime.
My life would be over if I was caught stimming once.
How has her and Letty's views been? I'm curious at how bad their floundering is but I haven't kept up.
I genuinely expected one of them to try and stay in the sam Hyde circle forever and never go home
Josie's doing decent views and has been making at least 1k minimum each stream. I don't know about Letty because she just started this week.
that's pretty funny
Buy an ad, pedo.
This poster has never pretended to be a child's toy come to life in an 80s horror film
>implying there are mentally fit women
Anon I..
How much does it cost to have Cinemaphile generals for a month?
jannies nuked my reply for no reason, a bit too close to the truth huh?
check the archives
VROOM VROOM, Sammy
was your post
??
lol they deleted it? how much to get a comment deleted jannies?
irrc at its peak it got like 15 concurrent viewers. That's a mid level twitch streamer. Don't worry anon your troony and bbc threads won't lose their slot.
Sam Hyde is a Godless gay who decries his influences (Heidecker, Koffman, etc). Ask him about anything pervading occult subjects and he breaks down or flat out ignores it, while the friend he is capitalizing on (Charls) openly speaks about any subject asked of him. Prevaricating, derivative, contrarian, histrioni closer with a propensity for childlike tantrums
Kaufman*
Hey mods, still waiting on the official excel sheet that lists which ecelebs are and on topic since you just randomly leave the ones you like up. Also, what are your guys favorite movies? Mine is Romeo + Juliet. That is a good movie that I went to see in the movie theater.
I did tests to test the mods bias. I made threads about youtuber big brother clones, saying things like “was it better than fish tank”? and each one was deleted within 10 minutes. Literally the exact same thing as fish tank, and it gets deleted.
really weird
Letty is a princess!
I think the plausible accusations of Sam having relations with minors might affect his future roles in television and film
can you please cast fat girls, i like watching them move and bend over.
can you please handle social media accounts of the contestants, i want an easier path to following them, for example jon's youtube on his own is 10x funnier than the entire show was, he is wholesome and entertaining.
can you please have less of the fat bald short guy and the taller fatter balding guy, both are annoying hosts and detract from the experience of watching morons milgram themselves.
can you please include commercial breaks, you can use the cast of season 1 to film fake commercials for season 2, i'm not allowed to use my tablet in the toilet so i often miss important things when i have to go.
i like costumes, make the cast cosplay and make their own costumes
there should be more nudity, consider including the fat girls in it, i like watching them move.
thank you,
a loyal viewer