>tfw the superhero punches the bad guy again for the trillionth time in another capeslop kino
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>tfw the superhero punches the bad guy again for the trillionth time in another capeslop kino
This is me when I watch more lies and complete fabrications about the Italian mafia and how somebody ran out of gabagool.
Wopslop
>tfw someone shoots Bruce Wayne's dad in an alley
NRA propaganda every few years.
this homie literally cries while watching movie trailers
I can never get out of my mind the time he choking up and crying over a tv spot for a video game
Will capehomosexualry EVER die? I want it to die.. so badly.
if the next 5 superhero films flop as bad as the flash then its over, probably.
>tfw you're not the biggest loser at the Sopranos reunion
who the frick are they talking about
James Gandolfini
Michael Imperioli is a Cinemaphile addict
why was kevin smith even there? what the frick? and why are they discussing Cinemaphile?
he was the moderator
Why?
He's from Jersey, Sopranos is set in Jersey. They should have gotten Bruce to moderate
reminder chrissy is one of us
>Tony B
That fricking animal
>Kevin Smith (homosexual)
Why is Kevin Smith so pathetic?
He talked about it a while back, he had a full blown breakdown and acting out in exaggerated fashion was his coping mechanism
You should probably apologize!
I've had a mental breakdown before and had the good dignity to not spill my spaghetti all over social media.
was it over capeshit?
No. Mostly over my dad dying and winter being brutal.
>no crying manly tears over retold superhero origin stories
wuss.
Marijuana.
He was sexually molested as a child because some older kid told him to sexually abuse a young girl and he did it and that makes him a victim.
>some other kid dared me to do it and I didn't want to but did it anyway
yeah did he really think anyone would side with him on this?
I could never say anything bad about Kevin Smith. I'm too much of a Smithhead
Dude weed lmoa
Dis what a prolonged exposure to weed, comic books and jorts does to a motherfricker.
>when after 20 minutes of superb cinematography, writing, story, acting, miniature work and practical effects, ultraman beats up the kaiju for the trillionth time
I'm so tired of capeshit. The wife asked if I wanted to go to the movies the other day because we finally had an evening to ourselves and the only thing that was playing was gay capeshit and CGI yidsneyslop
WoAh look out here they come to seeth about some more capeshit!
>holy shit the criminal guy did a heckin crime and da police....tried to catch him and the criminal guy's criminal friends try to kill him!!!
>woah the rich powerful people backstab each other??? the power plays.....wow!
>the man and woman are in le love? holy shti didn't see that coming they're not going to....OH HOLY SHIT they had sex no way no fricking way
>army guy has a bad time and ptsd, damn charlie bravo recon tactical
>sports team.....wins/loses the big game??? WOAH! *shits or cums pants accordingly*
>it's unmitigated kino of the absolute highest order
oops, forgot to post the picture