Tfw you dont have a autist best friend to watch films with

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lola has already hit the wall, sad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she still has 3 holes to insert penis, you fricking homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, but I'm rather picky these days.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who is he?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's clearly with the others, yet he's been snubbed ...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hideo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Hideo and Kojima

        this shit always makes me laugh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      translator. Have you heard his English?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LIQQQQQQQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ichi the Killer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The forgotten

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Hideo and Kojima

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Revolver Ocelot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it looks like those Japanese ghost photos where you see a face hidden in a group of people

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hideo's social worker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      translator sama i forgot his name. he's been with him since konami i think

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't Hideo just learn english?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why doesn't Hideo just learn english?
        he speaks broken Engrish and can understand it. he just doesnt like to speak in public because it is really bad,

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you just learn how to suck dick?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why doesn't Hideo-kun waste his time to learn pink piggu soundspeak?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      his bf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kojima's mysterious husb-i mean wife

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt thumbs up a nazi dog whistle?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream just last night where I awkwardly approached Refn and asked what his favorite Micheal Hidalgo film was. Not even sure that's a real director. Am I being mind broken?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Micheal Hidalgo
      Should've asked him about Massivo Titti

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not asking for his favorite Buck B. Reaker flick

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He hasn't made anything as good as Drive, its been more than a decade now. He really needs someone put him on a leash so to speak to make something good. Remember he made Drive after he went bankrupt so he had to keep his autism somewhat in check

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Stefanie (Kojima’s lost icon) such an omega level femcel? Seriously, how do you have measurably hundred of thousands of simps and have the thing you’re famous for be that you were depicted in a bikini as coombait while other women straight up have made lucrative careers of pretending to be you and become sex symbols by imitating your look… yet you are sexless and broke? How does that happen?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was creeped out too easily and not brash and whorish enough to embrace being wankbait.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw you don’t have a autist best friend to read manga with

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no HxH or Usogui recommendations
        shit taste

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hideo is way too conceded. I prefer it when Kojima's in the photos, he's much more humble.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >letting your daughter hang out with Kojima
    Is Refn okay?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    whjat happened to Refn, does he even make movies anymore?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He released a new children's tv show in late 2023. I couldn't even find a trailer for it when it came out. There's a few clips online now:

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >credited as creator
        >didn't direct or write any of the episodes
        >3 90 minute episodes
        >aimed specifically at kids
        So he just kind of attended a few writers' room meetings and gave some vague inputs on the tone?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha what a question

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Copenhagen Cowboy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      His instagram has a bunch of cryptic posts semi implying that he's working on a film at the moment.
      (We only officially found out he was working on his last project, Copenhagen Cowboy, when he got sued for killing a pig. Until then, we thought that was just a name he was referring to himself as for some weird reason)
      There's a fair chance that he's actually working on another music video or perfume commercial though so there's little point in speculating.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bumped into Wes Anderson in kyoto last fall
    Dude was immediately recognizable because he's taller than 99% of the country, but also because he was wearing a fricking orange velour suit.
    my 8 year old daughter is a big fan of Isle of Dogs and when I told her who it was, she got excited but he noticed that we were staring and he hid inside a 7/11 (the one in front of the big starbucks) for like half an hour (I saw him run out of the 7/11 while I enjoyed my matcha across the street)

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get a Refn best friend?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turboautists don't tend to make good friends.
      Keep in mind that Refn and Kojima only talk to each other through translators.

      who is he?

      This guy may or may not be their translator who makes both of them seem more amicable.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does everyone from scandinavia have autism?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snow poisoning.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you bring Lola a fresh human liver to eat if she wasn't feeling well?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neon Demon 2

    Could it work? What would it be? It's a really natural sounding title no? Is that a stupid reason to work on a script? Any idea at all what Refn thinks about a sequel?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cousin who is the weirdo in the family that everyone makes fun of is the only person I can watch kino with. We will even talk about a film after watching it as if we were Siskel and Ebert. Usually I watch movies alone since my friends just stare at their phones or talk the entire time which pisses me off.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are they even talking about?
    Kojima's English vocabulary is of a 3 years old

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't acknowledge the other guy
    literally me in group photos

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who has the better taste

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the pyscho gf from Get Out? No clue who Lola is, I just know whatever she wants, she gets.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its his daughter, she played that demonic vampire sister of the weird serial killer bro in Copenhagen Cowboy.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It seems like all Kojima does each day is tweet about what movies he saw, and takes photos with celebrities. This dude is on a permanent vacation. When does he actually do any work? Does he just sit down, babble some nonsense and expect his developers to do the rest? What the frick is this shit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait till you hear about the lazy mangaka behind Chainsaw Man
      https://twitter.com/nagayama_koharu

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought mangakas were expected to be overworked? Didn't Kubo work himself to poor health during the end of Bleach's run?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously only applies to mangakas who produce slop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What the frick is this shit?
      you will never understand art and that's okay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Konami fired him for a reason.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a shame he blew all that Konami money on licensing 80s radio hits and Kiefer Sutherland to read a few lines instead of finishing MGSV.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Kojima even play videogames? He's always talking about movie.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that Hideo completely snubbed /ourgirl/ Joosten

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think hideyhole is awesome. And you can't fricking stop me from thinking it.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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