Goddamn, I think this thread just gave me a new fetish. Dakota looks like she wants the Earth to open up and swallow her right there kek. And those faint tanlines on Syd's huge breasts are so good too
it was before she said her movie sucked. Tehn magically all the simping disappeared, which really makes you think about how common is astroturfing here.
I'm confused too. Like, I can notice Dakota's fabric covering her crotch, but how high does it go? Is it a leotard with cleavage? Can someone outline what she has under the fishnets?
That’s categorically not true. Men are always trying to “size up” one another in locker rooms, especially gyms where testosterone is rotting the lunkheads brains and being out insecurities of body dysmorphia. They CONSTANTLY look at other men’s genitals.
I have a statistically huge wiener and men are petergazing all the time. I catch them constantly staring and looking away when I notice. Men are more insecure than women about this kind of thing I’d say.
this is the funniest shit ive ever read, this guy just frequenting really gay spaces and not realizing it, having lockeroom latino twinks staring at his penis thinking "DAMN STRAIGHT GYM GUYS ARE CRAZY!"
It's different because the small penis guy has to deal with the fact that he's simply incapable of giving the fullest pleasure to a woman without the help of a dildo.
That’s categorically not true. Men are always trying to “size up” one another in locker rooms, especially gyms where testosterone is rotting the lunkheads brains and being out insecurities of body dysmorphia. They CONSTANTLY look at other men’s genitals.
I have a statistically huge wiener and men are petergazing all the time. I catch them constantly staring and looking away when I notice. Men are more insecure than women about this kind of thing I’d say.
It's different because the small penis guy has to deal with the fact that he's simply incapable of giving the fullest pleasure to a woman without the help of a dildo.
Literally nobody is talking about israelites except you. What does men’s’ tebdacies toward their own physical inadequacies and petergazing in the locker room have to do with israelites you mentally ill moron?
Sydney looks so comfortable. Why wouldn't she? Dakota wanted to head this piece of shit. Everyone knows who she fricked to have Sydney's role shortened. And now that Dakota is at the face of yet another bomb all she can do is look stupid as a superior woman mogs the frick out of her effortlessly. Dakotai s up there showing 80% of her body and she can't compete with two big breasts and a sunny disposition.
>You like hot young blondes with big breasts??? Whatever, Suraj! You must like 35 year old childless walled hags with no breasts or you're not white!
What is this mental illness?
I don't know what you gays are talking about. I would frick either of them until my dicks falls off. If I have to chose between the two it would be a Sophie's choice.
yes, and he implies that we too COULD have sex with attractive women if we fixed our lives even with quite limited talent. unforgivable. here's another pic of him.
>”I am never going to recover from this financially”
Goddamn, I think this thread just gave me a new fetish. Dakota looks like she wants the Earth to open up and swallow her right there kek. And those faint tanlines on Syd's huge breasts are so good too
you seen the picture of elle fanning standing next to christina hendricks?
Stop posting moronic shitwit.
No
Whoa whoa calm down Dakota. I’ll still be emptying my balls to you, just not the way you intended
Kys cumbrain.
Fricking jej
heh
I don't get it.
he seems to be really insecure
>shorter
>cuter
>bigger breasts
Dakota didn't stand a chance.
>Dakota is basically naked
>but bro! Sydneey's boobs!
why are you guys like this and why aren't the mods cleaning it up
Why are you so upset that people prefer Sweeney? Is Dakota your "waifu" or something?
>Dakota is basically naked
The thing is nobody cares about her
Where are her fricking nipples? Is she wearing a skin color suit or something? What the frick? Hate "nipple hiding" it should be a crime!
>Is she wearing a skin color suit or something
Yes. Look at her crotch, you can see the fabric
>soon on netflix
>at least she might facemo-
Damn, femcucks truly btfo
Can't believe Cinemaphile once simped for that old, dysgenic hag on the left
it was before she said her movie sucked. Tehn magically all the simping disappeared, which really makes you think about how common is astroturfing here.
>it was real in my mind
Mommy and daughter
Where the nipples?
I'm confused too. Like, I can notice Dakota's fabric covering her crotch, but how high does it go? Is it a leotard with cleavage? Can someone outline what she has under the fishnets?
>Is it a leotard with cleavage?
Yes
The weak should fear the strong
Brutal.
>fear grimace
I really hate women.
Why would titlet wear a fishnet top
Holy hell the fear is palpable
Is this the female equivalent of going into a public shower room and seeing a flaccid guy that's bigger than you erect?
You must be the biggest homosexual. Unless you have a micro dick no dude cares
That’s categorically not true. Men are always trying to “size up” one another in locker rooms, especially gyms where testosterone is rotting the lunkheads brains and being out insecurities of body dysmorphia. They CONSTANTLY look at other men’s genitals.
I have a statistically huge wiener and men are petergazing all the time. I catch them constantly staring and looking away when I notice. Men are more insecure than women about this kind of thing I’d say.
how many twinks have you pozzed?
kwrl
None because I don’t obsess over other men’s wieners like you, petergazer
i am so hard right now
I have literally never attempted to look at another man's wiener. You're just gay.
>Men are more insecure than women about this kind of thing
yes
>They CONSTANTLY look at other men’s genitals
no
The frick?
this is the funniest shit ive ever read, this guy just frequenting really gay spaces and not realizing it, having lockeroom latino twinks staring at his penis thinking "DAMN STRAIGHT GYM GUYS ARE CRAZY!"
Why do you stare at other men penises?
It's too tough measureing it on your own.
Did you take any pics?
It's different because the small penis guy has to deal with the fact that he's simply incapable of giving the fullest pleasure to a woman without the help of a dildo.
>fullest
same applies to breasts
Greetings from Tel Aviv
>my small penis is because of israelites
Maybe you’re just a homosexual?
they literally make it functionally smaller, what are you on about you moron? god I hate israelites and I hate the results of their israelitery
Literally nobody is talking about israelites except you. What does men’s’ tebdacies toward their own physical inadequacies and petergazing in the locker room have to do with israelites you mentally ill moron?
Sydney unironically raped her.
What was Dakota expecting? That Sydney "Big Titty" Sweeny would dress modestly at her movie premiere?
Sydney looks so comfortable. Why wouldn't she? Dakota wanted to head this piece of shit. Everyone knows who she fricked to have Sydney's role shortened. And now that Dakota is at the face of yet another bomb all she can do is look stupid as a superior woman mogs the frick out of her effortlessly. Dakotai s up there showing 80% of her body and she can't compete with two big breasts and a sunny disposition.
The actual discomfort in her face is immeasurable
MOGGENING OF THE CENTURY
ACTUAL DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF MOGGED
Imagine getting to star in your own marvel movie and you get mogged hard by the co-star
madame chick still seems like she'd be way better in bed. the blonde is a nice pair of breasts but that's about it
Okay, Dakota.
>brown nipples
>nice pair of breasts
She should have shown up wearing a pajama, is not like anyone's going to notice if she's standing next to Sidney.
She was arrogant enough to wear a see through dress and thinking she could even be in the same room as Sydney Sweeney
Dumb broad
Calm down, Hajlahneet, Sydney isn't going to frick you.
And Dakota won't frick you, Ranjesh.
>'no u' is the best the pajeet could come up with
I'm not surprised tbh
I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Frick that nepobawd
Dakota looks like less hot Natalie Mars here.
Agreed
ella Hollywood lookin b***h
natalie mars*
They're both fugly c**ts and Western standards are in the mud. Rose McGowan in that same outfit from 1998 would mog both these modern b***hes
rose has a better ass and that's it
her face isn't better than sydney's
You should have watch some television shows or movies OP. That's what I do and that is the reason I come to Cinemaphile, to discuss them.
I dont get it
>Twice
What happened aside from the crappy reviews?
Get away from her, Sydney! Don't get Dakota's talentless box office poison stink on you!!!
the brunette looks hotter
brunettes>blondes
small boobies>big boobies
lol
if you disagree you dont have a triple digit iq
what a shame, they have to support atrocious movie like prostitutes
I can't help but think that this somehow applies to the pair of them: https://youtu.be/gwZAYdHcDtU?si=YNdCH-N1MFFBKcQL
I love hot women, bros
>You like hot young blondes with big breasts??? Whatever, Suraj! You must like 35 year old childless walled hags with no breasts or you're not white!
What is this mental illness?
Proportioned boobs good.
I don't know what you gays are talking about. I would frick either of them until my dicks falls off. If I have to chose between the two it would be a Sophie's choice.
This thread confused the frick out of me until I realized you're implying that Dakota is the one getting mogged
Isn’t that obvious?
I unironically think they’re both hot in different ways though
>right low-brow pleb taste
>left high-brow patrician taste
Simple as
I hope Sydney gets to cuck this Dakota Johnson b***h in front of her, living this skinny c**t in tears
>wanting Chris Martin to have sex with any more women he should never have been allowed within 50' of
you fricking traitor!
Is this the guy with the whiny girl voice?
yes, and he implies that we too COULD have sex with attractive women if we fixed our lives even with quite limited talent. unforgivable. here's another pic of him.
Another picture of the same whiny girly voice dude
thank you anon for saving this thread, this is the only sexy pix ITT lmaoooo
>not posting delicious mid 30s side boob
WHERE DA NIPPLES AT
She's wearing a leotard underneath the dress, genius.
That's stupid
Love me some good saggers.
>small
>but also saggy
Grim.
mournful. mournful breasts
she's never living this one down
>mogged some asiatic
>now dakota
holy shit, who is next?
Only a gay would pick one over the other and not both.
Wut
if this image were used in a Rorschach i submit it would induce madness in any woman over 30
women are so frickin gay it's unreal
damn she got muscle
I know right? The biceps is so sexy
IMAGINE