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those beds are for kids.
ah, that explains the price. How many kids do you get and is there a selection?
You get them at random
>Tfw you got the Rodian child again and it's just a midget in a suit
His butthole aint even secure anymore
>just a midget in a suit
I can work with this
>oi c**t stop kickin' me bollocks
>SAY IT IN HUTTESE
>EEKUM CHOOTA SLEETO ME BOLLOCKS
this is the funniest post i've read today, thank you
Fricking hell.
I want to dump a tub of Crisco on his head and then swallow him with my butthole.
AND cute YouTubers!
cringe
Did Jenny actually go? What a dumb prostitute I was so certain she never would unless it was all expenses paid by Disney .
She reserved tickets when it was announced like an idiot.
How old is this "woman"?
*younglings
>get with the program
The franchise is for kids.
That's not a child in the bed. At least not physically
Literal soi bean pods
SOOOOIIIII!!!! YESSSS!!! I want to sleep like a poor person! I want to be in a room full of other sois like meeee!!!! Soiiiii!!! I wanna feel the beat of the city!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!
There’s an entire LARP experience that’s part of your hotel stay, anon.
Meds now
dumb medsposter
From what i've seen, they never give you a moments peace and are constantly forcing you into activities like this is fricking summer camp, making you play star wars bingo and gay lightsaber training.
That's the experience they're selling. If you want to just have a Star Wars experience at your own pace, get a normal hotel room and just visit Galaxy's Edge.
Wait this isn't even like a cruise ship?
This is on land?
yeah it's just a building on a theme park. Pic related is where you'll be staying.
Jesus, well at least they will be able to gut the rooms and redecorate when everyone stops giving a frick about star wars
That’s hideous. When Disney goes under it will be repurposed as a warehouse, a call center, or bulldozed. Hopefully bulldozed.
I'll be laughing my ass off when they end up having to sell it to a company that manages prisons/detainment centers
>commit felony
>asked during trial if I am a fan of Star Wars
>wtfwhy.jpg
>answer honestly
>sentenced to a year
>bus grinds to a halt
>look outside
>It’s Mos Espa Prison
Anon, I like the spirit, but Disney isn't going under unless they're purged in the coming civil war 2. Both of which are a maybe.
Unless they turn things around they are in huge trouble in the coming years. Every aspect of the company is underperforming, and the Theme Parks which might normally endure bad economic times off novelty and nostalgia alone have been gutted in terms of quality while prices have skyrocketed.
Go look at their parks on google maps, half the rides already take place in a warehouse they just hide it from people in the park
from an engineering perspective is pretty childish for you to demand it be anything different. do you want practicality or not?
Literally built like a hospital or a prison. Would make sense as the type of people who go here are mentally ill anyway.
So this is the FEMA camp they warned me about.
>no windows for added experience
>so if there's a fire you're asked to stay put in the provided panic room while it spreads
>if the fire doesn't kill you the smoke circulating through every room and hall with no vent to escape through will
>smoke circulating through every room and hall with no vent to escape through will
That would cause vastly slower circulation if there are no vents, depending on how the doors are you could wet the "space" towel and stuff it underneath to greatly prevent smoke.
There has to be vents / air circulation though.
The smoke will be super deadly though thanks to all the plastic junk
That's literally a prison.
Everybody has to drink the blue milk
>Wait this isn't even like a cruise ship?
It kinda is, in the sense that Disney cruises are also overpriced, bare basic minimum, and somehow it feels rundown and falling apart
In fairness it's just a bunker with some video screens acting like 'windows', so there's frick-all to do unless you're doing their activities.
Yeah their activity schedule is tighter than a boot camp's. Whoever is in charge of the whole thing needs their head smacked.
Pic related put it best
>Tim Tracker hood party
him and Jen used to be based until she finally pooped out a kid. Also his face is looking more palsied than ever.
In 15 years disney will have been acquired by some middle eastern soulless hedgefund and the parks will have fallen into disarray to the point where they feel like slightly better six flags
inshallah
6flags is literally better. Better rides and less shops/bullshit. Disney is basically 1 big store I will never go to a Disney park again in my life (if you do you're basically a pedo) I thought it was gay when I was 9 and it's only got exponentially worse since then.
>6flags is literally better. Better rides and less shops/bullshit. Disney is basically 1 big store I will never go to a Disney park again in my life
This.
My girlfriend has family in Florida that worked at the park and they hooked us up with tickets to DW and Epcot. I was totally unimpressed and let down by how few rides existed compared to other parks, while they had a gojillion "shopping" areas and merchants hawking Disney shit.
Never going back.
>gf
no one asked about your girlfriend, stop humble bragging
Disney is the largest media conglomerate on the planet bro and is a strong contender for making some sort of skynet-matrix-brazil hell. No one is acquiring them ever.
He means Disney would just offload a failed investment like this
Why would you want to stay at a low price hotel? Do you want to be surrounded by poor people?
is this what are pods will look like?
5 bucks? What a steal!
You would have to be completely fricking stupid to ever choose this "vacation" over going to Hawaii and chilling on the beach
>lay in sand
>near water
WOOWOWOW SO FUN
>raining with sun out and extremely hot weather
YESSSSS I LOVE HAWAII SO MUCH
Butthurt Polyenisian detected. Hawaii will always be flooded with tourists and there's nothing that you can do about it you Spam eating swine
Oh there’s a thing or two they could do about it in Minecraft if you catch my drift
There's nothing better than lying naked with the waves washing over you while you pull on your weenie and scream loudly as you orgasm.
lmao, volcanos, beaches, rain forrest, scuba, snorkel, boating, whales, fishing....
vs waiting in hours for a shitty ride, paying money on endless CONSOOM things
I hate sand. It's rough, and course, and it gets everywhere.
Underrated.
this is sad incel shit man.
what are you talking about? laying in the sand near the water is great, and hawaii is also.
did Cinemaphile talk about this kino at all? I was late to the draw and my gf forced me to watch it after seeing some tik tok shit. At first I was very reluctant but I fricking loved it and im hyped for the second season. This also initiated me to that hot booba girl.
this show showed me how there´s no difference between an exclusive vip resort and a normal tourist resort, the only difference is that there are less people in the vip resort hotel
all people are shit, some are just more inhibited
i´m not talking about people, but the resort itself
>$5.000
europeans seething about something in america, news at 11
>I dont know anyone that would pay such a ridiculous price to stay 2 nights in a starwars LARP
Is seething supposed to be such a positive feeling? I always thought it was meant to be bad.
why do they do that
do decimal points confuse them?
5000 + tip
I'd rather rough it in a mock up of the Millennium Falcon and sleep in a bunk, as long as it sounded and smelled right (like light oil and ozone) and the ship slightly rocked like it was in space, being able to sit in the wienerpit and see the stars go by is a must too.
would be an insanely dope penthouse suite, but there's no way they'd do it for every room. And there is no way they would give every room the old and worn out style. Would have been much better if instead of a space cruise ship, if they made it just a space port or something, with several different ships docked. Basically, different decor and price points pre-built into their theming. As an added bonus, super fan guests would be highly encouraged to make repeat visits and try them all out, because each one would give you a different experience.
Perfect idea. Not sure how Disney fricked up a Star Wars hotel so badly.
o frick that sounds awesome
Good ideas. You will never work for Disney.
>17:30
Man I fricking hate Star Wars
It doesn't seem very immersive.
You arent immersed waiting in line with 50 people all dressed in t shirts?
Not really. I'd think for 5 grand they'd at least give them some themed clothing too.
What did you expect? You're surrounded by overweight, unshaven, scoliosis and exzema riddled dorks who are wearing sweat shop made in china jedi robes, and being constantly ordered around by cheerleaders paid by the most evil corp on earth.
>constantly ordered around by cheerleaders
this is normally my fetish but i'm not getting that vibe from the video
watched several videos of peoples reactions to see what you get for 6k and a not even 3 day stay
>app you're asked to download is pretty impressive and leads you down multiple paths that you can choose to follow
>some things trigger the app like one girl who tried to open a door, had to enter a passcode she didn't know, then got contacted by a resistance member on the app
>they ended up meeting up in person and he gave them a task that would hurt the first order essentially creating sabotage
>the actors try their best to get people involved, you're encouraged to larp and really get immersed to the point where they may call on you at the final confrontation if you've really gotten to know these people (its almost like a video game I guess) and you choose whether to help them or betray them
>some huge moment where the resistance find a holocron from yoda who says a bunch of crap
it looks very fun and immersive, but the one thing all of these peoples reactions had in common is
>it was alot of fun, but I don't think I'd do it again for that price
so many people say the price is just outrageous that if it was like $50 a night for 2-3 nights they'd gladly come back, but at $6000 (even more if it's close to a holiday) they won't come back and were only really there because disney invited them to a preview
then even better is when people flame them for it
>well I liked it! if you don't have $6k to spend on a vacation then get a real job!
because if their answer to "how many times would you go back this year" isn't 4-5 disney is fricked
Why on earth would you go more than once? It's a very specific set of activities and there's only one story. Even if you enjoyed it, what would you get from doing it a second or a third time?
Do one run where you larp as a nice guy and get the 'real' story, then do another run where you larp as an absolute c**t who helps the First Order and basically upsets as many of the rebel-aligned guests as possible.
Very cool concept but it was literally impossible to make work financially. The current level of quality to the experience would be fine if they were charging normal resort hotel prices, but if they wanted people to drop that much it needs to be a much higher quality full on LARP adventure.
This would be more fun.
This isn't even a LARP event you're surrounded by 2 people in character/costume and like 100 gay nerds in modern-day pop culture tees. How the frick is that immersive?
5k for that, god damn
I could have a lot more fun for 5k in 2 days in vegas
>ooh drinks. I got you one so we can cheers
I'm so lonely...
God I hate 'experiences' where you have to pretend to have fun and interact with actors playing moronic fantasy/sci-fi characters. Beyond hell. At least when they do this shit in escape rooms the actors eventually frick off and leave you to it...
Kek one of the games is literally that "pull two levers at the same time" timewasting puzzle from Resident Evil 4
The guy playing the imperial officer should just be allowed to be a total c**t to people, smack them around etc. really put the fear of god into them
"Oh god a niggress captain - WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
>all these queers with thier phones out
she talks and acts like a white woman, i.e. an american so i dont know why you have an issue with her
"QUICK - BOO THE EMPIRE CHARACTERS WHEN THEY APPEAR!"
Jesus christ, they couldn't fricking write basic dialog?
>Ah yes hello my name is plinky plonkity I know I sound like a random suburban mom but I am a space man from space. Thank you for attending that will be $5,000 please and do not forget the tip
lmao it's literally a concrete troony bunker
>hour long video
no thanks
>can't turn the thermostat below 68
I mean, the interiors aren't awful (even if they don't scream 'Star Wars' specifically) but the performers acting is super embarrassing, there's not much to do for older teens or young adults, and it just seems like an extremely lame way to spend your time. I guess kids would enjoy it but for that price tag there are far better things to take a kid to.
literally this - escape room, laser tag, go karts, trampoline park....literally anything
Do you think they fricked in their room?
people still call themselves "foodies"? everyone likes food you dumb fricks
even the jacket he's wearing looks like shit
Are you allowed to use racial slurs on the cruise if the character you are playing is supposed to be racist?
it's actually encouraged
Only if they are racial slurrs against wh*tes
>this red fish is amazing!
It’s fricking cremated.
In fairness they're weird adult Disney people who make Youtube videos for a living, not gourmands.
The Captain looks like Robin Williams when he has the Barbara Streisand prosthetics in Mrs Doubtfire
I guarantee she gives inordinately toothy blowjobs
whats wrong with her faaaaace
scar from a lightsaber battle
She has Tom Cruises middle tooth
is she like....mentally delayed? She seems to either be acting or have the mental acuity of a 12 year old
She's a Disney adult who spends all their time in the theme parks - they're all like that.
Jesus christ
I'm glad I have actual hobbies like skydiving and fishing. Imagine working your life to give Disney money for subpar movies and 'experiences' that are all scripted
Whoa dewd ur badass and kewl thanks for posting ur blog on Cinemaphile. Can I follow you on socials?
sure, but don't get mad I have pictures of me partying and spending time with friends
Whoa man ur blowin my mind thas krazy whats ur snapchat? Can you plz frick my sister and mom?
already have bro
>skydiving and fishing
Have you ever caught a fish before you had to pull your chute?
Marrying age.
Damn bro, you're really simping over such an average-looking woman? Ya hate to see it
would you marry a woman who had a room full of stuffed animals and ponies and shit?
>skydiving and fishing
based osprey larper
Oh God she looks like a browner version of a oneitis I had one summer. Ffffrick bros why.
Use that 5k on your teeth idiot
I 100% would. All of you are gay.
this isn't star wars its fricking red dwarf lol
what an ugly b***h
Holy frick, 5k for that?
I thought £75 was pricey for this...
>$30 for drinks
LOL
I don't know why your complaining. 30 dollars for a round of drinks is very reasonable
for one drink
Imaging paying so much for such a short vacation and not getting endless food/drink. I have done that on a cruise and beach resort for half the overall price
I did the lightsaber building "thing" and they picked a few people and asked them questions.
They asked why I picked the pieces.
I just shrugged and went the outfits look better for the dark side
DEY HEA
i thought there was going to be deep cleavage or an ass shot at your time stamp.
I see a distinct lack of a certain class of people in this video. Maybe that's on perk of paying extra. Will Disney have a coupon discount day to be inclusive?
epic Jurassic Park quote bro!
$5k for a two-day ethnostate simulator
Looking at your bank account after coming home from this shit must feel worse than any post-nut clarity ever could.
You could literally do a better jump to light speed effect at an Applebee's if you played some shooting stars on all the TVs. Two guys in nu-stormtrooper outfits just stand there. Wtf does this fricking feces have to do with star wars. Scary how many people give these satanic pedophiles money for this hog shit.
holy frick you’d have to pay me to be in that room
you expect me to watch a 50 minute youtube video on a cheap looking $5k bedroom?
>WE’RE FOODIES
lol
Ruby....
they should just invest in making a singular VR immersive experience and have headsets readily available
Normalgay Central
Hilarious that you could go on the actual disney cruise 5 times for the price of a weekend locked in the star wars cuck shed
>and here's your breakfast! Better eat up before the scripted role playing scene is triggered and you have to evacuate the dining hall!!
this is literally just business class airline food
Sorry anon, but do they have Bantha Poodoo sauce on your airline all over your pizza snack?
Is that a fricking pizza for breakfast? Do Americans really?
Some people eat McDonald’s every morning. Not even just homeless people getting stuff from the dollar menu.
Used to work for a rich dude who ate that shit every. Single. Morning.
looks like a danish actually. I'm more pissed about the waffle with no waffling
>waffle with no waffling
I had no fricking clue what that was supposed to be, thanks.
>looks like a danish actually
it's a "meat pie"
Pizza-bread. It's tasty and nutritious.
And that all probably costs 60-70 bucks. I remember when I went to Disneyland their food is outrageously expensive. I wanted to buy an apple and it was $5 for just one.
The way it works is they throw slop like that out to all the plebs who spent $5000 to be there, but if you want some good food that looks star wars, you have to pay an additional $100 or so.
Same with everything there. Everyone gets their chinsy, gay little lightsaber but if you want a good one, $300. Everyone gets a polyester costume thats almost see through because it's so thin, but if you want the good jedi robe, that'll be $500.
that's fricking grim...
its not 'slop' compared to what most people on this planet make for breakfast
Jesus
I went to Vegas and stayed at the Venetian and we stayed in a nice room and we were told breakfast was included for every morning that we stayed. So we went to go get our breakfast and it was a cheap fruit cup and a shitty stale plain muffin.
If a company gives you something for free, you can bet your ass it won’t be quality.
sheesh
>intergalactic space garbage and tea
the white man marches on
You literally know nothing of actual "white man" food.
>eat your well decorated prison food and SHUT UP
Does the family cabin (2 adults 2 kids) come with the family, or do you have to pay extra for them?
According to Googlemaps this was 7 days ago. This guy got into costume.
That rodian ridiculously huge head is triggering me
WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS NECKBEARDS
Imagine wearing that mask for hours a day. I would kill myself
That entire dumpster fire of a concept was created by a woman.
Can't wait until Disney drives this franchise into the dirt and they liquidate their Star Wars assets and sell the IP in another 15 years. Maybe by then it will be picked up by someone competent, but the damage will have been done.
I mean honestly, even Lucas shit the bed with his franchise.
>6k for a creamsicle low security prison stint surrounded by theater kid wardens larping at you
Hideous
>pay $5,000.00 to sleep in a bunk and eat airline food off cheap plastic trays while people harass you constantly
>post it all online, because this somehow proves you are a superiour Star Wars fan
What the frick is wrong with people
you can take a reductionist stance like that towards anything tbh
Just make it a regular hotel. You got a cool design.
"I'm Tom Bodett and will leave the light on for you"
Banging a top shelf vegas prostitute in a cheap motel 7 is a way better experience, and cheaper.
>top shelf Vegas prostitute
What constitutes top shelf exactly? Not getting a terrible std on your dick?
What is this hooker tier list I'm not aware of
Its not for your tax bracket
did Jenny nicholson ever put out her video?
>did Jenny nicholson ever put out
Never!
I want to see her lick Amazzonkane's butthole
its out there on a hidden channel. some anon posted it here a while back.
Enjoy!
is it true she lost her virginity in the hotel room
Only her anal virginity. They say if you book that room you can still smell it.
Are you allowed to proposition the Rey actress for sex?
only if you're a Saudi businessman
Not for sex, but if you want to put a finger in her bum it's an extra $2k
The Rey/Kylo fight at the end was quite well done. If I was a kid I would have been hyped as shit.
Yeah, the more you see how it all functions and how the activities are setup the more you can see how it was really designed for children.
It's setup for her Patreon videos only. There won't be anything else uploaded there.
when will she finally do the big review video...why does it take so fricking long to release vids jesus christ jenny
She's a millionaire NEET, keeping a schedule or being productive isn't something she does much anymore. Ask again next year.
>Ann Morrow Johnson
https://insights.som.yale.edu/insights/how-balancing-creativity-and-rigor-helped-disney-build-star-wars-vacation-experience
She sounds insufferable...
>woman pursues a career in a mans field instead of being a loving wife and mother
She IS insufferable.
>Balance is a big thing for me. I’m a right-brain and left-brain person. As much as I love drawing, theater, and the craziness of art, I’m also a strategic thinker and a problem solver. At Yale SOM, Negotiations was my favorite class, and I nerded out on Excel spreadsheet modeling.
My good that’s just the opening paragraph
Probably never.
From some of her recent Patreon updates: she's currently working on a big video, but she's feeling burnt out on it, and has been working on a smaller video in the mean while (I think it's supposed to release relatively soon). She said that this current burn out has put her off larger videos for a while, so she's going to do some smaller ones after that before attempting another big one. The Starcruiser video is going to be a large one ... so there will still be multiple videos before that gets started (at the very least a few months), then its production will require at least a few more months. Based on the current state of her channel, we could be talking up to a year away. She also said that because the Starcruiser video is kinda time sensitive (will anyone give a frick about it 6-12 months from now?), this might mean that she'll just decide to not make the video at all.
I am so mad right now, first she skips on part 2 of galaxy's edge now this
How fricking lazy can you get? How much effort does it require to spend 30 mins sitting on your bed talking about a movie or something?
Does she have a day job or is she a full-time youtube person?
as soon as patreon people start getting over 10k a month they just check out because frick it work sucks and now you have money to enjoy life
iirc she makes like 300k a month or maybe I'm thinking of contra
>But keep sending me money online tee hee!
She's from that insanely unproductive crowd of Youtube video essay people (Lindsay Ellis, Hbomberguy, Contrapoints, Folding Ideas) who spend an incredible amount of time creating videos that really shouldn't take more than 1-2 months and they just end up coasting on Patreon money and putting out one or two 'real' videos at most per year.
>Burned out
homie it's a fricking video. So many people would love to be able to review or talk about things they like for a living. BUT IT'S A GIRL IT'S DIFFERENT is not an excuse.
>Yeah, the more you see how it all functions and how the activities are setup the more you can see how it was really designed for children.
No, it was designed BY children in the form of the dumb b***h in pic related. This stupid fricking woman actually believed her ideas would be enjoyed by the general public, ideas that even grade school kids at camp would find ridiculous. BINGO? lmao! This is the b***h that made and approved that cringe video advertising the place that was immediately removed from Youtube exactly because it was so laughably bad it was being mocked by so many people as to prove terrible for PR.
it could have been good. give everybody a laser tag gun modelled like a stormtrooper, make some of the people rebels, have a laser-tag fight afer a boarding party blasts the doors.
have a gunner turret like in the original star wars, huge space battle between rebels and empire.
R2D2 makes an unannounced cameo and gives clues for a mystery / scavenger hunt.
cameos by sith lords with light sabre twirling and acrobatics.
instead you get plastic cubicles and cafeteria tier menus.
I'd love to lick her butthole
Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit
Does she have a boyfriend? Why is she always doing these things with awkward sexless female friends?
yeah, me
uh who is this chick? empty channel, not many subs overall? yet she a patreon big enough to where people are leaking her links? lol
Who cares, stop watching ecelebs
I really loved the bit at the end where the 30ft nude Blade Runner-esque hologram of John Boyega said "peace and love homie, peace and love" - really complemented the themes of Star Wars
link? why would it be hidden
I assume Disney vets these things for the influencers they invite and won't let you post it if you shit-talk them too much. Jenny's video is pretty critical at points so maybe they told her she wasn't allowed to post it.
Jenny paid to go, she wasn't invited. It was posted through her Patreon as more of a bonus thing where she just narrates over the stuff she does. Not a proper review like other theme park stuff where she goes over history, how things are set up, what could be improved/how, what she though, and so on. Proper review will go on her main channel eventually, but she's currently working on a video about a church that does musicals about Jesus getting crucified framed around popular movies.
It's fricking pathetic that you have this knowledge of some stranger on the internet. Reassess your life, man.
Anon, most of what I said is in the first minute of the first video:
>some stranger on the internet
extremely rude way to refer to my wife
Well she definitely puts her ass out for black dicks fr anon fàm
For $5,000 I expect hookers painted up to look like Ahsoka and Bariss.
this is just sad and embarrassing
why would an adult even consider this?
>A lot of fans are basically fans of fandom itself. It's all about them. They have mastered the Star Wars or Star Trek universes or whatever, but their objects of veneration are useful mainly as a backdrop to their own devotion. Anyone who would camp out in a tent on the sidewalk for weeks in order to be first in line for a movie is more into camping on the sidewalk than movies. Extreme fandom may serve as a security blanket for the socially inept, who use its extreme structure as a substitute for social skills. If you are Luke Skywalker and she is Princess Leia, you already know what to say to each other, which is so much safer than having to ad lib it. Your fannish obsession is your beard. If you know absolutely all the trivia about your cubbyhole of pop culture, it saves you from having to know anything about anything else. That's why it's excruciatingly boring to talk to such people: They're always asking you questions they know the answer to.
Leftoids want to live like this.
>They don’t give you regular bedding. The mattress has a sheet on it, and you are given a weird sleeping bag. It has the Chandrila Star Line logo on it, which is great.
"Weird sleeping bag". Just a small part of that $5000 plus tip experience.
weird sleeping bags for weird sleeping gays
These are like postmodern concentration camps for undesirables
Why is the room laid out like that? Is the bunk bed for cuckolds to have a vantage point to watch their wives get fricked?
it's for children you fricking moron (nice dubs though)
it's literally not, it's intended for adults too
does the room come with the fat bald guy on his phone, or is that extra?
for 5 grand it had better come with a free blowjob or something. wtf
Something to keep the dads occupied whilst the kids are playing the games
>pay 5000 dollars for 2 days in a star wars hotel
>not even food and drinks included
How long until the Defunctland episode on this?
probably when they (inevitably) lower the price and with it the quality of the experience
Here's actual Galactic Starcruiser KINO
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Oh snap, did he just drink the spice melange? That's banned within 12 parsecs!
it's just rancor smegma
What the frick. This is atrocious.
What is it about Star Wars that makes grown men act like this?
Star Wars was often the first movie to inspire young boys to make movies. Problem is they just want to make Star Wars movies. It's like Harry Potter, sure it got a generation to read, but they never read anything else.
this shit is fricking cringe dude. i don't see how people enjoy this live action theme park shit as an adult
what's funny is to everyone else he looks like the biggest schizo autist walking around silently wide-eyed glancing at everything
Why would you invest all the time and effort and money making your own little movie in these difficult and awkward conditions when you suck this much as an actor/writer? Like, why spend $5k and spend the entire time just collecting footage for your shitty project instead of enjoying it if you weren't sure you could make it good?
This
was his Magnum Opus to set him apart from other Disney vloggers
Lmaooo why would you make a movie about being addicted to space crack as a fricking family-friendly theme park thing?
he offers some to the stormtrooper as something to help him have fun after his shift and I bet the actor really wasn't sure if he was being for real, so the trooper kept repeating "we got our eye on you"
>21:44 - where he starts bellowing and standing up in the dinner
kill me
24:34 cheeky George Floyd tribute
>that ending though
this guy is peak schizo kino... I want to believe he was freaking out the staff with his weird ass questions and shaking his drug bag at them
The movie's about how he's this amazing charismatic drug dealer but every interaction is him really un-subtly offering the characters drugs and they all basically tell him to frick off.
Oh my god that's embarrassing
Was he seriously expecting the characters to pretend to buy/take drugs at a family event with kids everywhere?
It's a fake drug called spice that's very common and popular in star wars. His video description said he was disappointed in disney's other park about being able to role play there, so he wanted to see how well it would go at this one. I think he did clue a couple of them in that it's a skit, but others didn't seem aware
Jesus christ this is extremely embarrassing yet fascinating at the same time
I can't even make it for 1 minute
the cringe is too powerful
>keeps offering drugs to the black staff member
>you aight white boi
>he cute
The Imperial officer looks like they got a librarian or someone's grandma to dress up
Yep, she was trying to play along her best at least.
That was so hard to watch. It's honestly disgusting how that nasty old b***h even got that role. Nepotism. Just some old hag that knew someone and wanted a job, looks like she doesn't give a rat's fricking ass.
>old woman working as themepark help
>nepotism
She broke
It's almost accidentally kino, because the masturbatory monologues about how clever and amazing he is contrast so sharply with him being a bumbling oaf who gets owned by every actor he talks to. Like, I'm pretty sure he wasn't intending to play a weird self-important idiot but it almost works.
This guy’s just an alcoholic.
I watched the whole thing.
Wow. The Mexican guy was really uncomfortable, when he started screaming at the crowd and interrupting the actors was hard to watch too.
And this might be a stupid question but what exactly was this story? What was this character supposed to be doing?
>Star Wars thing that looks nothing like a Star Wars thing
Shouldn't they be sleeping in Tatooine igloos, or something?
It actually does remind me of what spaceship interiors look like in Star Wars.
yeah they got that one thing spot on
reminds me of playing battlefront and republic commando
everything else looks like garbage though
Looks a lot of fun, people seethe are the ones who can't afford it or can't afford any kind of holiday, stop being neets and get a job, maybe then you'll be able to enjoy life
>spending 5k for a two days escape room that actually takes an hour and merch shopping trip
This is why I swipe left on any girl who has "Disney" listed as a hobby on her dating profile.
wow dude, you must be a gigachad irl
What? I'm serious, being a fan of Disney is a hobby to some people. It's insufferable.
Worse than posting on Cinemaphile?
have a nice day mouse shill
i hate disney
Looks like Star Trek Enterprise, Nick edition. Where is the Star Wars.
Can someone link the advertisement video where the girl narcs out Chewie to imperials lol
I've been to Galactic Starcruiser and Galaxy's Edge. Not on my dime. But they're neat and fun to the point it melted my cynical heart and I'd go again if I could. It is absolutely not worth the price of admission though. Every positive aspect was also chased by the fact you get sensory overload from crowds full of people who look like Daniel Clowes caricatures and onions stereotypes.
That's pretty much bang on the impression I get from the various videos about it. Good to have it confirmed.
What was the food like on Galactic Starcruiser?
Have you ever eaten at a Chili's or a Ruby Tuesdays? It's that. It is inoffensive sustenance but with slightly exotic plating.
It's honestly a really cool idea, and it does seem like a lot of fun, but that price point is a fricking joke, and the fact that you are locked into scheduled activities seems infuriating and infantilizing.
I'd bet if another hotel in the area did this type of scifi theming, they could easily undercut disney AND deliver a better experience. Realistically, all they would have to do is run a few sheets of plywood through a CNC router to cut out some decorative panels, tack them up on the walls along with some decorative conduits and some other bits of greebling. Swap out all the lighting, plumbing fixtures, and door hardware with something more modern. Two hardest things to do to really sell the scifi feel would be building the TV into a wall console, and replacing any swinging doors with sliding pocket doors
uh what does "onions" stand for
söy
Can we get an Event Horizon themed vacation?
For some reason I want someone to go to this in a Star Trek outfit and keep bothering everyone trying to find Quark's.
Only $5? That’s super cheap.
doesn’t even look like a fricking star wars location. Just generic moon base shit
looks like its ripped from the Matt Damon movie The Martian
A The Martian hotel would be actually fun. You could farm potatoes in shit. Deal with airlocks. Martian Hab units. Would be awesome.
It's just reheated food you'd get from any generic family restaurant I mean. It's not gruel but it's nothing special either.
Sure that's not the Red Dwarf bunkroom?
>OY ARE THOSE SPACE BUNKS? WE HAD A SHOW ABOUT SPACE BUNKS! OY OY OY OY REFERENCE! SMEG!
I hate Disney.
I hate Star Wars.
I hate women.
>5000 dollars and a plastic lightsaber is not even included
$5000 and you can buy like 7 top of the line neopixel lightsabers.
Who wants to bet that it will die by EOY?
OH MY GOD HECKIN YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS ITS JUST LIKE THE CREW QUARTERS OF MY FAVOURITE SCI FI SHOW
>I missed the shitting on disney parks thread
Goddamn it
I have a pretty high tolerance for Disney World garbage. I've been there often because I like theme parks. But this is so far beyond anything I'm willing or capable of doing it's not even funny. I have to wonder how long they'll be able to keep this place filled.