Thanks to Filoni, Sabine is officially worse than Rey ever was.

Thanks to Filoni, Sabine is officially worse than Rey ever was.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try.
    Rey is one of the worst mary sues put to film and nobody in star wars has ever come close.
    There's a reason literally every popular character in the franchise has been smeared as one as a deflection when the label started to stick to Rey

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nta but Sabine is way worse than Rey even if Rey could miraculously swim after life on a desert planet
      Sheev being a force grooming weirdo is constant across all canons at least

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sabine is a Rebel Commander, An Engineer, A Pilot, An Artist, A Mando, & Jedi.

        Rey was shit but atleast she was just an orphan then a Jedi.

        Rey's power levels and abilities are the least of her problems, they're simply the most obvious.
        If she was a space Janny she'd still be fricking abysmal as a character due to her black hole impact on the script and the Poochie reactions she garners from everyone.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sabine was a literal terrorist too. Now they wanna push her as one of the good guys while sidelining mando for her.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Simple fix.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sabine is a Rebel Commander, An Engineer, A Pilot, An Artist, A Mando, & Jedi.

      Rey was shit but atleast she was just an orphan then a Jedi.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sabine is a Rebel Commander, An Engineer, A Pilot, An Artist, A Mando, & Jedi.
        You forgot elite Imperial Academy cadet, bigot

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sabine is a Rebel Commander, An Engineer, A Pilot, An Artist, A Mando, & Jedi.
        You forgot elite Imperial Academy cadet, bigot

        isn't she also royalty? I'd expect a highly trained warrior-princess of a martial culture to fight better than what we saw
        (I don't have the webm saved of the atrocious choreography where the stormtroopers just walk into her blade as she clumsily steps around them)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          forgot about that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/CXwnC7Z.png

        Thanks to Filoni, Sabine is officially worse than Rey ever was.

        She sucks at most of it.
        She’s a jedi who can barely use the force.
        She’s a Mando who is nowhere close to Boba Fett or even Din in skill or destructive prowess.
        She holds a middling rank in the New Republic; nowhere close to a general like Hera. And she earned this middling rank through her experience in Rebels.
        Shin Hati stomped her shit in; she couldn’t hold a candle to Baylan.
        Sabine was a total frick up in Ahsoka and enabled Thrawn’s return for her personal desires.
        She’s not a great character, and that’s for sure. But Sabine is not a Mary Sue on Rey’s level. Not even close.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sabine is a Rebel Commander, An Engineer, A Pilot, An Artist, A Mando, & Jedi.
        You forgot elite Imperial Academy cadet, bigot

        Thank you Filoni! Sabine was a bigger Mary Sue than Rey ever was, survives a lightsaber to the gut and learns the force as one of the weakest non-force sensitive people in the world in only a couple days. What a homosexual Filoni is.

        She is literally the top of the Imperial Academy, artista, genius scientist, princess of the Mandalorians, elite fighter in all forms of combat, rebel... and now a Jedi... "nothing personal kid"

        Rey look like Bojack horseman in comparation

        nice cope. Sabine is not the actual and true sole saviour of the galaxy, and neither the avatar of the light side of the force, the whole galaxy didn't revolved around her and her alone, and chracters weren't retconned out for her sake.
        Rey is worse then ever

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong, Sheev is the protagonist of Star Wars

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and nobody in star wars has ever come close
      hold my lightsaber (that you pulled from darth vader's hand as a 3yo kid)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        not even remotely close. He's a power fantasy, that's it, and even then Rey is still worse given she succeeds in doing what killed him.
        In terms of character he's a complete dipshit that gets lead by the nose repeatedly.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always hated this stupid fricking character, I don't care what anyone else says. "Vader's secret apprentice" was a moronic idea, and that was before they cloned him and brought him back.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Secret apprentices were already canon

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which is still stupid. Vader finding Luke and thinking that "hey, maybe my son and I could actually stand a chance against the Emperor and then rule together" is actually a pretty interesting concept. But not if he already tried it two or three times before. Vader being ultra faithful until the emergence of his family is a way better story.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him, and I agree with you that Vader in the EU is dumb as frick, but Vader and Luke being related is moronic. RotJ may as well have been written by Dave Felony.
              >Luke, join with me or I will mindrape your sister and murder all of your friends
              >>A Few Moments Later
              >NOOOOOOO, PALPATINE THAT'S MY SON WHAT ARE YOU DOING OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE I AM REDEEMED

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PALPATINE NEVER TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          tbf I liked tfu2 more. the story is more down to earth (you don't hunt down jedi masters and create the fricking rebellion while also fighting palpatine anymore) and the controls and graphics are much much better and lightsabers actually cut people instead of shoving them like a baseball bat

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a power fantasy character during the gameplay and in the novels he's tone down

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >uhhhm achtually it's all explained in the 18 series vol.3 limited edition of the magnificent adventures of kit diddler
          frick off moron

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >read a book
          >a star wars book

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly like the Inquisitorious set up way more than this guy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The force is male. Bring back Starkilller.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is literally the top of the Imperial Academy, artista, genius scientist, princess of the Mandalorians, elite fighter in all forms of combat, rebel... and now a Jedi... "nothing personal kid"

      Rey look like Bojack horseman in comparation

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I hate strong female characters: the post

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretending to be a feminist isnt gonna get you pussy homosexual.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Filoni! Sabine was a bigger Mary Sue than Rey ever was, survives a lightsaber to the gut and learns the force as one of the weakest non-force sensitive people in the world in only a couple days. What a homosexual Filoni is.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuddle with sabine and shin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smol cute Ukie is one of the only things from Nu Wars that I actually like.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's next for shin and sabine bros

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being paired with Black folk in next SW "product"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          actually she's built for big Luke wiener

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lesbian couple...I not even joke

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          good morning saar

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No, Master Jedi, I don't think I will allow you to board this ship. Your ancient credentials are long since expired, and you're traveling in an Imperial vessel. You show no signs of being in any state of emergency and I do not believe in the coincidence that you've exited lightspeed right next to this ship that happens to be on a mission of a delicate nature, after what? Attempting to escape from an unknown assailant? Regardless of the suspicious nature of your arrival, I will allow you to follow us to our destination, it's presumably right in front of us if the camera would pan slightly, since we're not in lightspeed ourselves. If you do not wish to land there, the nearest alternative Republic outpost is [ENTER moronic PLANET NAME HERE], its coordinates are N1-663R. I wish you good fortunes, Master Jedi.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is gay now like Harry Potter & Twilight.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least she speaks American

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ya'll muthfrickin twats can't hold a ku klux kandle to my sithgirlboss ass
    >I SCARED OBIWAN, ANAKIN CANT DO DAT
    >I CUT b***hES FOR FUN
    >I FIGHT A CHINAMAN SITH FOR DOMINANCE
    >I SPAM DODGE ROLL VS VADER AND HE STABBED ME TWICE homie STABBED ME TWICE AND I SURVIVED BOTH TIMES JUS FINE
    >I KILL JEDI TO GET CLOSE TO VADER TO HURT HIM FOR KILLING JEDI
    >I TORTURE BABY LEIA EVEN THO SHE OUTSMARTS ME
    >OBIWAN SUCKS MAH breasts AND SAYS IM A GOOD PERSON AND A HERO FOR NOT KILLING CHILD LUKE

    I AM THE GIRLBOSSEST.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    On the left it looks like she just brapped and she's like "Heheh. Sniff that, motherfrickers"

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    But she's my waifu so it's okay

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Sabine was already:
    >a Mandalorian nobility
    >expert gunslinger
    >ex bounty hunter
    >a rebel
    >expert pilot
    >explosives expert
    >tech genius who constructed a super weapon for the Empire that pierced beskar and helped the Empire to conquer Mandalore
    >an artist
    >quirky colored hair
    >war hero
    >proficient with the Darksaber
    >key person in liberating Mandalore from the Imperial rule
    >defeated Gar Saxon in a 1v1 combat, a veteran Mandalorian Super Commando
    >key person in liberating Lothal
    >all at the age of 16
    Now she's a Jedi, too. And she doomed the Galaxy, never told anyone, lied to everyone, betrayed everyone, and... faced no consequences for her actions. Got a pat on the back for it. The single worst character in all of SW (legends or canon), and the single one that feels straight out of DeviantArt/Tumblr fanfiction. But even then, those people that write fanfiction are usually more tame, and even they won't throw as much shit onto their characters.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you need to watch 2 cartoons and watch 2-3 tv show to be able to understand what the frick is going on
    >shitload of retcons along the way
    I hate franchiseslop so much. OG trilogy and nothing else for me.

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