>"that boy is our last hope". >"no.....there is another....."

>"that boy is our last hope"
>"no.....there is another....."

How the frick did obi-won not recognize the droids or know that Leah was also a force sensitive skywalker?

Shit makes so sense

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoda was talking about a boy he was having delivered via a discrete child trafficking network.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't Obi Wan literally fricking sitting there with Yoda and Bail Organa talking about splitting up the twins?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People need to give Empire an honest re-look. It's the worst in the franchise.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's bad because Revenge of the Sith couldn't reconcile plot points

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        its the best star wars movie. go to bed george

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The reason why people think it's the best is because it has the best CGI in the redux version that came out in the 90s.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          False

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The vader fan service was nice, the rest was forgettable tbh.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ironically, Vaders presence in the movie made it worse. It was working way better having the force as this mystical thing. Then come these jarring scenes with Vader. The general showing up at Mustafar was the worst scene in the movie. It was so out of place from the rest of the film.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The general showing up at Mustafar was the worst scene in the movie.
                I agree with this one, they could have dropped that scene entirely. He really needed that hallway scene though, after the PT gave nobody any good Vader in his prime in the suit, only endless whine. It would have been much better if it just came out of nowhere at the end, without the other scene,

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you blaming TESB for retcons introduced in ROTJ and the prequels?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >darth vader is your father, I just lied to you earlier lol
          TESB started with the retcons

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but that was an actually good retcon, even if ROTJ did a terrible job of handling Obi-Wan.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Obi wan is a dick. that is the whole point of the films
            >refuses to acknowledge R2s existence because is a racist against droids
            >realizes who Luke is and lies to him so he will kill Vader
            >doesn't consider Leia to be important because she's a woman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there when they were born too
      Yup, he knew exactly who Leia was.

      Obiwon would still know Leah exists and is force sensitive hence luke is not their last hope.
      Story makes.no sense

      You're not considering the possibility that Obi Wan is simply sexist and never considered a scenario where a woman defeats the Sith.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Prequel continuity

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention Hershlag named them both before dying. So yeah, Obi Wan knew exactly who they both were and never bothered to pull Luke aside and say "put that boner away, she's your sister". Swell guy. Real good friend material.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obi wan is not a hero and lucas knew it but for some reason there's people out in audience land treating him that way

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also Obi Wan saved Leia and went on adventures with her when she was a kid

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To give them the benefit of the doubt, Yoda was the only one to see Leia had the seed of a force user in her. I'd let that ride as an explanation, considering the class of SW writing since the 2000s I'd accept that.
      >I never watched Obi wan show so if they had him seeing 12 year old Leia moving rocks with her mind and shit then I dunno

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>I never watched Obi wan show
        Based star wars fan rejecting Kathleen Kennedys bullshit

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there when they were born too
    Yup, he knew exactly who Leia was.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't Obi Wan literally fricking sitting there with Yoda and Bail Organa talking about splitting up the twins?

      based obi wan is a misogynist. he is also racist against droids and refused to learn R2s name

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the prequels are retcons. So is Empire by the way, when it retcons Vader into this super important person who happens to be Luke's father. In the original film he isn't and his literal name (first name last name) is Darth Vader, which is why Obi-wan addresses him as "Darth" when they fight. You should ignore at least everything released after Return of the Jedi, if not all of the movies other than the original. That's the only one that's truly good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is true, Lucas was letting the meta influence the films even back in the OT. It bugged me even at the release of Attack of the Clones that the Fetts were suddenly central to the formation of the Imperial army, simply because Boba Fett was a popular character because he had cool-looking armor. That said, he did the same thing with Vader in the OT for pretty much the same reason.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he added fricking ewoks instead of having wookies in RotJ because he wanted to be able to sell shit to kids easier

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when it retcons Vader into this super important person who happens to be Luke's father.
      He always was important; he was Obi-Wan's former pupil that was responsible for the betrayal and destruction of the Jedi. Making him Luke's father made him more important to Luke, but there's a big difference between that and the super-powerful Chosen One horseshit Lucas cooked up later with TPM.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't Leia, he was referring to Ahnn-Uthha: a super-powerful force-sensitive mandalorian droid who appears in the novels.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obiwon would still know Leah exists and is force sensitive hence luke is not their last hope.
      Story makes.no sense

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a woman though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he was actually referring to Mara Jade. There's pretty strong evidence that Lucas created her all the way back in the New Hope days.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahnn-Uthha linked up with Dunhier, sneed it or feed it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit this took me way too fricking long, I was hearing it with a long u in my head

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The films were made up as they went along. The OT, the PT, and the ST.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no fricking way he doesn't recognize R2 unless he has jedi dimentia.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He never owned R2. I thought this was actually a relatively clever move by Lucas.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick is it clever?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There was no way to include R2 in the sequels and not have him interact with Obi Wan, so he took advantage of the "don't recall ever OWNING a droid" line as a loophole.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It just reads as shameless more than clever to me, but sure. The issue is that taken in context, the fact a droid he doesn't even know is saying it's owned by him is what piques his interest and tips him off that there's something important going on. After the prequels, the more likely reaction is "Oh you're Anakin's droid that ended up with my old friend Bail. What kind of important Rebel business are you up to?" or just a general immediate recognition. R2 and Threepio showing up in the prequels the way they do is an undeniable contrivance no matter how you slice it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He never owned R2. I thought this was actually a relatively clever move by Lucas.

      he could have just been lying moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's so triggered by being btfo by a nigress from Disney+ that he pretends to speak subserviently to all he meets. R2 has his memory wiped, so Obi-Wan pretends he has no memory of the event to speak R2's mind.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        R2 never had his memory wiped only 3PO

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        R2 never got his memory wiped, that's why he knew what to do the whole time

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tricked you into replying to me you stupid b***h. HAHAHA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The overimportance of R2 and C-3P0 in the prequels was terrible

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >read the text on your pic
      Ben never owned a droid. And he certainly never owned R2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had an R4 droid in AOTC, although the Jedi and or OB probably would say they never truly "owned" it.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do not try to read planning into Star Wars. There was none.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have no life and read/watch George's interviews from oldest to most recent it's hilarious watching his story about what he planned when change and grow into this solid plan he had for everything from day one.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you have no life
        That's me. And George's constant attempts to gaslight the audience about his intentions are what made me lose respect, not the prequels or special editions themselves

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Having to fast forward through these totally up his own ass interviews he stuck before the movies on the VHS special editions is where it started for me tbh

          I wonder how much Leonard Maltin charged him for that blowjob

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It amazes me how can seem so shy and humble while simultaneously having a huge ego

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              LF/LA had fanboys most of whom grew up on it knife fighting one another to work there, being surrounded by all of them tossing his ego's salad 24/7 did his ego absolutely no favors, part of why the PT is such a mess. Just thought anything he shat out was pure gold and didn't really bother too hard.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                But he admitted he may have gone too far in a few places

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If the intent was to jerk the audience around, yeah.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was bold

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which is weird, because it's not like Howard the Duck, Labyrinth, or Willow were exactly huge hits (though I personally like all three).

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't direct any of those though, so they weren't really "his".

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the shit he did that was any good
                >Indiana Jones was directed by spielberg
                >A new hope he had pushback from the actors, the studio, his wife and the producer
                >He didn't direct empire or RotJ and he didn't write the screen play for empire or RotJ
                >wrote and directed all 3 of the PT himself

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your father and I served in the Clone Wars, Luke. It was the most uninteresting conflict ever to occur. You probably don't want to hear about it.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hate these fricking groomers
    his life is his own not yours
    they didn't learn this even after anakin
    in exile we are, but ... deep down don't believe our fault it is
    fricking reprehensible bastards

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>"that boy is our last hope"
    >>"no.....there is another....."
    and that last hope... was that Vader loved his son.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My feels anon!
      My feels!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My feels anon!
        >My feels!
        I know, its so fricking powerful

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You might be stretching here, but you're not totally wrong...from a certain point of view.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was talking about Ahsoka. Obiwan didn't know Ahsoka survived order 66 but Yoda did.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He was talking about Ahsoka. Obiwan didn't know Ahsoka survived order 66 but Yoda did.
      Bro, he's literally joined with the cosmic force. He lives outside of time-space and is effectively omnipotent. He knows Ahsoka is alive and well.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you watch the TLJ documentaries you can see the faces of some of those remaining lifer fanboys as they realize what's happening.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      waaaaah stop whining
      I've had enough of b***hing Star Wars fans
      they've been doing it since 1999

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you even here ITT then?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not for crying and whining about muh poor franchise being mistreated

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was refferring to Rey

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The droid models aren't one-of-a-kind. Obi-wan probably thought they were just generic types.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he saw how she ran around like a spastic 4 yo and knew there was zero chance her dumbass could be a jedi

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that slide
      >now way she’d cut it

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he forgot ok?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and another
    >and another
    >and another
    >and another
    >and ano-

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl + f
    >Nell-
    Nellith Skywalker you fricks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol what the frick is this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds better than the sequels.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          came here for the minch

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        God, imagine Christian Bale in Star Wars, the sheer amount of kino would blot out the sun

        big question is; british Bale or american Bale?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both, as different clones fighting eachother

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Making me wish the clone wars were the jedi fighting clones of themselves again

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              that is still the gayest thing they are clones of jango and not jedi clones

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay these castings are pure kino

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shit like this though

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up

            Ttrv0

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WAKEY WAKEY TIME FOR JAKEY

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based on Disney-Wars, and the EU before that, there were about 50 others.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      50 other force sensitive.
      But only one who had a chance to defeat Vader would have been his kids or his former apprentice ashoka. All the others would get rest without a way to appeal to Vader's humanity

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't think Leia is the chosen one. By this point he has put all his hope in Luke. Droids are literally everywhere in in their galaxy. Why would he recognize two specific droids who are identical to every other mass produced unit?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only a demented moron wouldn't remember thier ID numbers

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He lived alone on a desert planet suffering from PTSD after his failure destroyed everything and everyone he fought to protect so maybe he is demented.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        how much does he even personally interact with R2 or 3PO? R2 is over with vader the whole PT

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The opening scene of Sith makes is quite clear Obi + Anakin + R2 go on many adventures turns together. They openly joke about R2 having "loose wires" whenever the Droid fricks something up

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was why he wound up directing all of the PT himself, instead of passing it off to other directors like he intended after TPM.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did Spielberg just refuse or something? I could have sworn I heard something about Spielberg at least being offered to direct at some point.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lucas expected TPM would be a hit like ANH was, and he could just hand it off like the OT. But it got a ton of criticism, so he did the next one, and that one got it too, so he wound up doing all 3 trying to prove something.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >recognize the droids
    could you recognize the same Toyota Prius 20 years later?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would recognize the license plate.
      There's only one astromech in the galaxy with ID R2D2

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would be able to tell me the license plate number of your friend's car from 20 years ago? They weren't even Obi-Wan's droids.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          When you constantly call my car by its license plate number yes.

          How fricking moronic are you that you can't understand the metaphor? Frick

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        And there's a (totally pointless) scene in TPM where Panaka reads R2's name off his hull somewhere, like it's written on his body. Dumb recon, but it's there.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It probably was written on there when he was brand new.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obi Wan never says he doesn't remember them. He just says he never owned any droids, which he didn't.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How the frick did obi-won not recognize the droids
    Because they're fricking appliances. Unless your name is Skywalker, nobody in-universe gives a shit about a droid. Especially one he hadn't seen in two decades.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the hells a star war

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A war between stars
      Duh

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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