>that episode where George got a toupee and was genuinely happy and Elaine was bitter and jealous for no reason and threw his $10,000 toupee out the window
Frick Elaine
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>that episode where George got a toupee and was genuinely happy and Elaine was bitter and jealous for no reason and threw his $10,000 toupee out th...
why are women so mean
Women will endleslly compliment women that look worse then them but insult any that look better. Its the making others down aproach of sucess
>then
Good morning bloody bastard sir
>a tv show is real life
It's an evolutionary fail safe. Men generally don't need women to survive, just for impulse/instinct.
Women generally need men to be alive.
Being nice or kind really doesn't make people strong, it makes them weak. Women are mean because they're basically trying to weed out the chaff from the grain
Anybody sane male being treated poorly by women will get frustrated or angry. If they overcome, that's good. If they kill themselves, also good
Either way, one weak man was removed from her kith and kin, thus they are more guaranteed survival
Modern humans are nearly indistinguishable from prehistoric humans
lmao women can lie and engage in skullduggery because they're operating from a position of weakness. Men doing that comes across as pathetic and needed thus Elaine was helping George realize that living in reality is far more valuable to a woman than pretending he has hair.
>uhh actually it's okay for women to be dishonest and manipulative but not men
Shut the frick up beta male
cry about it more b***h.
Says the guy defending beta male behavior and angry because women don’t like it.
Elaine doesn't like George. She thinks he's an annoying dweeb
he's a good man
In what way?4sxa4
he never gives up
He can lift a 100lbs over his head.
>4sxa4
lol I do that all the time.
fistbump.jpg and highfive.jpg and buzzobooyah.jpg
No one replied to your funny post, anon, but I will. I laughed,
He singlehandedly saved a whale
they both are annoying, I like the times when George and Elaine are planning something at the coffee shop and he treats her like complete shit
She doesn’t like him because he isn’t sponge-worthy.
I'll never understand why those of middle wit literally get mad at a character as if she were some real person they know, and not a fictional character who was written to be that way on purpose, as a joke. It's strange that some people aren't able to peel back the curtain even that far.
Or you're just autistic.
Everyone who accuses others of being midwits is without exception an autistic moron who thinks he's a genius.
I feel that way when I see a KotH post complaining about Peggy, who, like Elaine, is hilarious.
Truth
if a guy hates Peggy, i end things. Any adult should be able to recognize there's a little Peggy in all of us
>guy
homosexual
based
*ends u*
is that why they callee her peggy?
But the characters on Seinfeld are real people. They're based on stuff that really happened to Jerry and Larry David.
Yes because it's funny. There's caricaturing wacky ridiculous people they've encountered in their lives. Larry David takes the piss out of himself by making fun of his own neuroticism, none of the characters are presented as models of nobility and ethics, they're cartoon characters meant to lampoon the base behaviors we see in others and sometimes ourselves. And there were numerous writers on Seinfeld, you should look up the history of Festivus.
Nicest thing Elaine ever did was throwing that fricking rat laughing stock out the window
Why do women hate it so much? They lie about their heights when they wear heels, they can wear fake eyelashes, wigs, cover their pimples with makeup, inject Botox and do every treatment under the sun, and it’s all to enhance their “natural beauty” but the second a homie does something about his appearance it’s a meltdown. My dad has blue eyes and wears contact lenses, and one day I noticed his eyes looked a shade more blue than usual. He told us that he bought contact lenses with a blue lens, and my mum literally threw a fit about how he shouldn’t do that
Your dad is a gay but even if the squirrel sitting at the top of your head is ultra realistic and looks good (never does) the reveal is shocking and an immediate turn off. You would be mad at some b***h wearing breast fillers then discovering she has no breasts.
>You would be mad at some b***h wearing breast fillers then discovering she has no breasts.
uh no i wouldn't gay
They already do that. Go to a womens area in a store, you’ll find the silicone add ins, padded bras, the pushup bra, and how they are designed to hold them higher than where they naturally rest. It’s why so many actresses have disappointing breasts. They look so good when they have clothes on. It would be like you putting a pair of tube socks in the front of your underwear.
>You would be mad at some b***h wearing breast fillers then discovering she has no breasts.
You literally agreed with anon with that, it's the exact same as:
>They lie about their heights when they wear heels, they can wear fake eyelashes, wigs, cover their pimples with makeup, inject Botox
99% of the female population uses make up at some point of their life. Therefore, by your logic, no women should ever reject men based on their height, weight, income, etc.
make up is for facial aesthetics, not frame.
tbh with all the pushback toupee wearers get I think they are contrarian chads if they're honest about it.
bald women are an extreme abnormality
>make up is for facial aesthetics, not frame.
This might be the biggest cope I've read on my life. Make up is as much of a lie, if not more, than padded bra and a toupee.
>why do women get upset at men for acting feminine
troony or moron?
I would grab her pussy hair and throw it out the window
I just realized why the main characters of Seinfeld are easily triggered easily irritated buttholes. They're undergoing menopause.
especially Jerry
it looked better than most toupes ive seen too
Didn't she do it because George rejected a bald chick
being bald for a man is like 30% of the population pre finasteride.
being bald as a woman is less than 1% of the population.
It would be like a 5'1" woman rejecting a 5'1" tall man for being short in terms of standard deviations involved, she'd be fair to do so as her male equivalent height would be 5'7- 5'8".
Holy autism.
No, she just thought it looked bad and has no respect for other people or their property.
Women hate nothing more than men being happy without them, have you never seen a husband be happy without his wife and the wrath he incurs from her later ? I had parents , I saw it
very very true but women also deliberately sabotage and try to prevent men from becoming powerful if they're not already powerful. its because when a man has enough money and resources she knows he can have her if he wanted and because shes just a woman she knows theres nothing she can do to disagree or stop it. she knows he basically owns her at that point so if you're not already there she will do everything to keep you from getting there. she'll do everything to prevent it, but once you cross that threshold shes completely powerless. its why they worship chad like a god but literally hate and are disgusted by everyone else. they're instinctively trying to block you off.
if george had a full head of hair a million dollars in the bank guess whos going to start smiling and laughing at all his jokes?
>women are gatekeeping genetics, that's why they date strong successful high-value men
vs
>women are trying to fix broken genes, that's why they date ugly weak beta men
Which one is it, /LULZ/?
>no replies
The fact the lowest value lowest success men are breeding more gives you the answer and no meme reply is going to change the fact poor shit skins have the highest birthrate and represent the majority of women kind.
Also even the highest tier women with the highest tier rich successful man is having less children per capita
Jerry fricking hated it too. They couldn’t take their friend seriously knowing the truth and that he was wearing a rug up top. I don’t blame Jerry or Elaine for not liking it, but George should have said frick you guys, I’m gonna hang exclusively with Kramer and get laid all the time
Kramer was consistently the best friend out of any of them. He ate a disgusting old hot dog to prevent Lloyd Braun from feeling crazy.
Hanging out with people who shit on absolutely everything gets really old.
And then he did the same thing in real life and people still fricked with him.
What is happening in this thread?
You guys are complaining about a woman character written by men in a sitcom in which all 4 main characters are pieces of shit. Writers don't even hide and it is part of the reason people like Seinfeld so much.
is this the I hate women thread
A thread from Kazakhstan
remember when george exploded? that was crazy
First off they're all shitty people, just in relatable ways. Secondly Elaine wsan't exactly in the right here but it was pretty fricking justified. George became a 6/10 instead of a 5.5/10 and started acting really obnoxiously to everyone immediately including his friends which you would feel like mocking if you knew what this new confidence is based on. Even if he wasn't obnoxious about it you'd still expect your friends to need a minute to adjust to your new look. No one really likes big changes especially a friend group of neurotic New York israelites. Then he even rejects a woman that Elaine went out of her way to set him up with because she's bald, as if he's somehow above that now because he's wearing a fricking wig
It's not like Elaine made plans to snatch the wig, it happened in the heat of the moment when she couldn't take his attitude anymore. At first she was trying to bring his ego back down to reality and it doesn't work at all. He actually touches her first by the way, he bops her nose. It was self defence at that point honestly, she had to grab the wig. So while it was "wrong" that Elaine "assaulted" George to grab the wig and throw it out the window, he was asking for it
I rest my case
A thorough defense
Prosecution, your rebuttal?
I am shocked and chagrined!
Defendant just admitted to the destruction of plaintiffs property. So judgment as a matter of law as to liability, with the sole remaining matter being damages.
Also this is small claim court, which is civil court your honor. There is no prosecution. My client is the plaintiff.
Nome of that justifies someone destroying your property. If that was real, Elaine would get sued and lose.
OBJECTION!
A nose boop is a friendly gesture, not one of hostile intent. Self defence laws require one to be in fear for their physical safety, and respond proportionally to the threat. A friendly nose boop and a violent wig tipping are not on the same level your honor
OBJECTION, HERESAY
The prosecution are not experts on nose boops nor bops. Ascribing intent of any bop is outside their professional jurisdiction and I think the ladies and gentleman of the jury are worldy enough to conceive of a nose bop that is intentionally antagonistic which, if you will play the recording of the boop in question https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYSgk2oC3-s&t=94s, we can see that this was in fact NOT a friendly boop.
Furthermore, this is not a case of self defense in the physical sense. This is a special case. The plaintiff was drawing some kind of arcane power from the wig and thus the wig itself was the aggressor and real threat against my client. Ms. Benes was simply responding and neutralizing that threat
I rest my case again
A friendly gesture, when performed ironically, can actually be belitlling and aggressive. George knowingly escalated the situation by antagonizing Elaine.
Can't help but agree with it.
>It was self defence
>defence
Go back to bongland
>she had to grab the wig. So while it was "wrong" that Elaine "assaulted" George to grab the wig and throw it out the window, he was asking for it
Fricking lol.
Also, correct post.
A bald woman is completely different to a bald man. Any bald man rejecting a bald woman because she’s bald and he didn’t know is 100% justified.
>a bop nose is rape
GTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She threw it out the window because she was turned on by George being confident in his looks.
Guaranteed they planned on having the two of them become and item at some point but Julia asked them not to do it.
Excuse me while I get upset over the actions of fictional characters
People who wear wigs are super obvious and people will make fun of you when you are not around
A dollar store wig just sitting on top of your head that can be blown off by a light breeze is obviously a bad idea. Something more elaborate can look perfectly fine though. You wouldn't be able to tell this one isn't real if you didn't already know him.
Watching Seinfeld for the first time and they are all horrible people, especially Elaine. Kramer has some excuse because he's obviously slightly touched.
This show is so disgustingly israeli that it makes me feel physically ill whenever its on tv and I accidentally watch a few seconds of it before changing channels
Based israelites ruining your day just by being reminded of their mere existence
I'm legit just gonna wear a wig/toupée when I inevitably lose my hair (it's pushing it now but not there yet). Literally why not, women all wear makeup
If you can get over it mentally, the self deception, the self denial every day when you're putting it on then yeah go for it. Just make sure it's a tasteful one for your age, don't get something thick and absurd if you're in your late 30s. Dare I say even have a few gray hairs in there
TOTAL
WOMEN
GENOCIDE
how would the premise work if it was reversed and the woman got breast implants?
>YOU'RE FLAT
>i WAS flat
>rips out titty and throws it out the window
Eliane had to get her breasts cut off eventually, so George won.
He deserved it for trying to hide the problem instead of putting in the work to actually fix it.
>That episode where Elaine doesn't like that her boyfriend wears a furcoat so she throws it out the window instead of being honest about it.
you're asking to be made fun of if you're discovered wearing a toupee.
Really it's Larry David dunking on toupee cucks, using Elaine as his mouthpiece.
That episode of Curb where he fires the chef for his restaurant because he sees him wearing a toupee was hilarious
why didn't he just get a transplant?
He was being incredibly arrogant and hypocritical about it, he literally said that wasn't bald now and he was being judgemental about the bald woman. Any well thinking respectable person would have at least called him out
This, Jerry was just as critical to George as Elaine but she’s just the one that ripped it off his head
What? You think an unemployed bald manlet sub-8 male who lives with his parents like you is sponge-worthy??
LOL GEORGE.
>jerry seinfeld whos reading a newspaper glances over with a shit eating grin at George
>*KRAMER ENTERS*
Hey Kramer. Do you think George is spongeworthy?
>kramer grabs something from seinfeld's fridge
George? Spongeworthy? LMFAO.
Hey Jerry. Do you have any more Hellman's Mayo? Me and Newman are making Turkey Club sandwiches and we're all out.
Comedy shows like this have to keep the status quo between different stories, characters must have some already accepted attributes that except for some occasional usually for comedic effect in one or a couple episodes cannot change throughout the run of show, like George and his baldness, he has to be bald, they had to get rid somehow with that hairpiece in order to continue the status quo and continue with other adventures