That man is a CONSUL OF ROME!

That man is a CONSUL OF ROME!

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, let’s hope he’s not carrying any aes signatum!

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We should reintroduce proscriptions to Western society. Everything would be so much less complicated if we could just call anyone we wanted an enemy of the state and then have him killed and his property looted.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t worry anon, we’ll get there

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t worry anon, we’ll get there

      It's just Cancel Culture without the killing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        *with killing.

        Frick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Libtards already do that, minus the execution

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >minus the execution
        That's their mistake. The Jacobins knew how important it was to kill the disloyal aristocracy so they'd never have the opportunity to react.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    but what of good solonius

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ILLE VIR CONSVL ROMAE EST
    >IGITVR SPERABIMUS NON PROTEGIMVS
    >REDIBO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm but a poor barbarian. Could a proud Citizen please translate?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he compared your mother to Diogenes' chicken. Want to challenge him in the arena? We're out of lion kibble.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got the grammar wrong, but it's supposed to be something like
        Ille = that
        Vir = man
        Romae = of Rome
        Est = is

        Igitur = thus
        sperabimus = we hope
        non = not
        protegimus = we protect

        redibo = I will return

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bob:Hey I need to go to the bathroom
    Sicicilian: ugh fine make it quick

    Problem solved?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        again

  7. 9 months ago
    Indonesian Gentleman

    Ah yes, a dear friend of mine - Consul Biggus Dickus!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      *tries in vein to contain laughter*

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