that man out there

he needs help

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WELL LETS HOPE WE DON'T COVER FOR HIM

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fine, go call the police then. I can't afford to have an employee die of a hero complex.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HE GOT AWAY

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And I suppose you would have survived a bullet to the head, Bob?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'LL BE LIKE RAPING A TOOTHPICK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the art that went along with this had my sides in orbit. probably the funniest shit I'd seen on Cinemaphile in a while

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I need to see the art

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a screenshot from the movie, where Mr.Incredible is holding that silver-haired b***h hostage. No art was made.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHOW ME!

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not happy, Cinemaphile.

    NOT. HAPPY.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    now kith~

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the cogs MESHED TOGETHER

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong here?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr Incredible. My man put Vizzini in the hospital out of pure rage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Manager was overbearing and also he was wrong for not having humanity

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bob's over 6ft, other guy's just 5'8

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        his boss is like 5'1

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bob, I need your help.
    I want you Bob.
    I want you more than a boss wants an employee.
    Physically, I mean.
    I've been told about who you were before, Bob. Those thick tights awakened something in my confused adolescent self, something that shook my whole world. And I know you feel the same way. I've seen you, attempting to catch a glimpse of my masculinity whenever I walk around with my pants unzipped.
    Be the Mr. Incredible the world once knew and take me. Helen and the kids don't have to know.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to punish you with commissions of him and Edna fricking

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bit off topic but I figured Incredibles fans would know best about this subject. Is this right? Is anything below 15 inches really small? Because if so I’m extra extra small. Back when I was growing up people used to say 6 inches was average. Just how much have penises grown over the years?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      15 is the absolute minimum but if your hose isn't hitting that 24 inch marker you're better off getting a hooker.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stop mugging
    >Hurt the guy in the process
    >Get your company sued to hell and back just like all the superheroes were
    The little heeb was right, Bob was wrong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The company doesnt deserve there right to exist when it only exists to scam people. I hope God himself sues the company and in incredibles 3 Bob comes back to finish the job and anally rapes his former boss as revenge.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The company doesnt deserve there right to exist when it only exists to scam people.
        PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL INSURANCE COMPANIES.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, yay.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People can actually sue you for preventing their suicide?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incredibles exist in a world where the Good Samaritan law was never enacted.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU AUTHORIZED BLACK wiener IN THE PUSSY?

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