Bob, I need your help.
I want you Bob.
I want you more than a boss wants an employee.
Physically, I mean.
I've been told about who you were before, Bob. Those thick tights awakened something in my confused adolescent self, something that shook my whole world. And I know you feel the same way. I've seen you, attempting to catch a glimpse of my masculinity whenever I walk around with my pants unzipped.
Be the Mr. Incredible the world once knew and take me. Helen and the kids don't have to know.
A bit off topic but I figured Incredibles fans would know best about this subject. Is this right? Is anything below 15 inches really small? Because if so I’m extra extra small. Back when I was growing up people used to say 6 inches was average. Just how much have penises grown over the years?
>Stop mugging >Hurt the guy in the process >Get your company sued to hell and back just like all the superheroes were
The little heeb was right, Bob was wrong.
The company doesnt deserve there right to exist when it only exists to scam people. I hope God himself sues the company and in incredibles 3 Bob comes back to finish the job and anally rapes his former boss as revenge.
WELL LETS HOPE WE DON'T COVER FOR HIM
Fine, go call the police then. I can't afford to have an employee die of a hero complex.
HE GOT AWAY
And I suppose you would have survived a bullet to the head, Bob?
IT'LL BE LIKE RAPING A TOOTHPICK
the art that went along with this had my sides in orbit. probably the funniest shit I'd seen on Cinemaphile in a while
I need to see the art
It was a screenshot from the movie, where Mr.Incredible is holding that silver-haired b***h hostage. No art was made.
SHOW ME!
I'm not happy, Cinemaphile.
NOT. HAPPY.
now kith~
All the cogs MESHED TOGETHER
Who was in the wrong here?
Mr Incredible. My man put Vizzini in the hospital out of pure rage.
Manager was overbearing and also he was wrong for not having humanity
Bob's over 6ft, other guy's just 5'8
his boss is like 5'1
Bob, I need your help.
I want you Bob.
I want you more than a boss wants an employee.
Physically, I mean.
I've been told about who you were before, Bob. Those thick tights awakened something in my confused adolescent self, something that shook my whole world. And I know you feel the same way. I've seen you, attempting to catch a glimpse of my masculinity whenever I walk around with my pants unzipped.
Be the Mr. Incredible the world once knew and take me. Helen and the kids don't have to know.
I'm going to punish you with commissions of him and Edna fricking
A bit off topic but I figured Incredibles fans would know best about this subject. Is this right? Is anything below 15 inches really small? Because if so I’m extra extra small. Back when I was growing up people used to say 6 inches was average. Just how much have penises grown over the years?
15 is the absolute minimum but if your hose isn't hitting that 24 inch marker you're better off getting a hooker.
>Stop mugging
>Hurt the guy in the process
>Get your company sued to hell and back just like all the superheroes were
The little heeb was right, Bob was wrong.
The company doesnt deserve there right to exist when it only exists to scam people. I hope God himself sues the company and in incredibles 3 Bob comes back to finish the job and anally rapes his former boss as revenge.
>The company doesnt deserve there right to exist when it only exists to scam people.
PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL INSURANCE COMPANIES.
I mean, yay.
People can actually sue you for preventing their suicide?
Incredibles exist in a world where the Good Samaritan law was never enacted.
YOU AUTHORIZED BLACK wiener IN THE PUSSY?