>That shield doesn’t belong to you. You don’t deserve it. My father made that shield.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>That shield doesnt belong to you.
>That shield doesn’t belong to you. You don’t deserve it. My father made that shield.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
I'd talk shit to Einstien about him.
edit: haha thank you for the Reddit gold kind stranger!
>captain america chooses to stay back in time specifically so he could shit talk tony stark to einstein
Decapitate him then say "huh? Huh?" and pretend like I can't hear him
>I'm pretty sure vibranium isn't even a word
KWAB
When someone dies they poop themselves. Your father died with a giant shit in his pants
Did Tony Stark just make THE HULK flinch?
That's not THE HULK, that's Hulk Ruffalo.
That’s rocket raccoon anon
No I think the scene was Rocket Raccoon making an explosion noise at a tense production moment.
He should be more red and insane looking.
And you need to change Zenaya to the buck that broke him in his new movie
>Do was stuffing me
I didn’t knelt he Russo brothers directed these movies. They look like garbage compared to the first avengers.
You haven't seen the first Avengers in a while. It looks like a streaming show.
the first Avengers look like a tv show on rewatch.
Literally looks like a Whedon show, it's surreal
Why did they turn the Hulk into a soiboy?
It's commentary on how if you can't control your rage, you're actually a gay.
Because the contrast between his attempt at looking and behaving like a nerd while being a 9 foot tall roid-freak is inherently funny.
Never smirked once. I in fact winced when we had to watch Hulk take a selfie.
>I don't know what this is... but it is not paprikash.
What purpose did this scene serve?
>the way her nose scrunches up
Bros I love her
She is old and ugly now.
So’s your mom, but that didn’t stop me from fricking bet last night
I'd still impregnate her with the force of a 1000 sons
>sons
Still gets me
its so weird how i see these women in films, like her and margot, and in my head theyre like 40+, but in reality theyre 30 like me.
women truly do not age well
>women truly do not age well
no one does. age is ruthless.
A thing isn't beautiful because it lasts
Frick off she's my wife
>laneyball
SEXO SEXO SEXOOOOOOOO CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
toll status: paid
wait shes a coal burner?
PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
AW b***h IMMA NUT
PLAP PLAP
GET FRICKIN PREGNANT
To make the viewer fall in love with her
I never watched a marvel movie but this prostitute does shit to my dick
she needs cum all on her face instantly
im the only one who can wield
it
I gotta go return some tapes, Tony.
"Finders keepers."
>"so that just happened"
Ask Bucky to finish the job
"Your father loved me in ways he could never love you."
Gay
Finders keepers.
Frick you b***h someone better than you beat you to it you fricking pussy
Wakanda forever!!!
He was just a contractor of the government. The shield belongs to the United States of America, God bless America.
Captain America literally went rogue and betrayed his country?
gayest fricking response on this whole board. ive seen people begging for an actor's leaked wiener pics and i still think you're more flamboyant. get off this site wiener sucker
THAT IS NOT YOUR SHIELD TO LOSE
By not watching capeshit.
why does tony stark's father reminds me of jack parsons? they look similar after all
He reminded me of Roger from Mad Men, personally.
because thats where they got the inspo from. a satanist rocket maker.
He's supposed to be more of a Howard Hughes.
Man this dude's life was cringe
Couldn't even properly conduct the babalon working
Hail Hydra
Finder's keepers
Just tell him that he can't act but tropic thunder was good because of tug.
I blow a raspberry and dab on outta there
>Frick you homosexual lmao
Simple as'
You sound mad
hum the Captain America cartoon theme and then close to Tony's ear go "HIS mighty shieeeeld"
kneel on his neck
heh, you alright white boy.
Sneeders Feeders.
You father sold that shield. Maybe you should think about what you've sold.
>Then take it
>throw it at his mouth, decapitating him from the lower jaw and up
>stinky poopy down the hole
>actually... I just found out I am part Cherokee
>take the shield and leave
Your father would understand why I'm doing this.
>Your father has my thanks, Tony.
I can't go to Yemen!
Drop the shield and walk out on his b***h ass, as Cap did.
Now you lost your shield dumbass
Why didn't your dad stop Oppenheimer from building the atomic bomb?
All those innocent lives in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
That's blood on your dad's hands.
"Yeah and I just used it to kick your ass"
>My father made that shield.
To this day this is one of the only kino moments in the MCU that I remember.
Civil War had great moments.
>"Tony, I can't let you do this! Bucky is my friend."
>"I was your friend.... once."
>"Tony, I'm sorry. But it's not Bucky's fault."
>"...he killed my mom."
Iron Man proceeds to frick them up 2v1
>Iron Man proceeds to frick them up 2v1
You mean
>Iron Man proceeds to job to two guys that are sub Spider-man level.
What kind of cope is this? Cap and Bucky were taking on Hydra dudes in metal suits all day everyday in WW2 until Cap went into the ice. Fighting Tony was just another day at the office.
Nah
>"I was your friend.... once."
I thought the line was "So was I"
>WITNESSED
I made the line better, put some more emotion on it and longing for the past
>m-me too
There's no way you think this. Tony got his ass handed to him. And Cap didn't even want to hurt him.
Iron Man's strained relationship with his father, his father's relationship with Cap, how Tony resented Cap not just because of their differing ideals but also because that's all his father talked about when Tony was a kid, it was all genuinely kino in an otherwise drab fad of an universe. MCU is slopshit without Tony and Cap as its two anchoring protagonists. Only DOOM and that pathetic fool Richards could come close to replicating it, why didnt they fasttrack to the F4 and DOOM inmediately after Endgame? Doesn't make sense and now everything they release is frickign aimless
Agreed start to finish. Cap and Tony made the MCU what it was. And Reed and Doom are the only hope for the future. But I have zero faith they will cast those roles correctly or give us a compelling story.
>pathetic fool Richards
doom fingers typed this
Thus we touch on the true tragedy of Marvel films: They would be fantastic if every moment of seriousness wasn't punctuated by a quip or snarky comment.
Rights issues and contracts.
The MCU was carried hard on the back on Cap's movies tbh.
"I'm always angry" was kino, then they decided to spend a decade destroying Hulk out of corporate spite.
>out of corporate spite.
what?
For me it’s “A thing isn’t beautiful because it lasts.”
chimpout war movie has got to be the dumbest joke of a "film" on the planet
at least the comics actually understood the issue they were trying to convey
Maybe. But you're an idiot if you find the comic event to be any better or more enjoyable in any way. The movie at least has some fun parts sprinkled in.
I'd be all like "damn this is like some kind of civil type war kinda"
mad you lost, bro?
THAT BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU
>"No hard feelings, right Steve? Here's a renewed friendship gift. My dad's shield! I mean, I'm sure he wanted you to have it. I made some upgrades of course. Go get em, buddy!"
>Cap's shield shatters to pieces in battle and Thanos almost murders him
I can't be the only one who clocked this?
Maybe Tony was a Skrull?
I hope so then comes back and says he wouldn't of killed himself
>wouldn't of
>shield reveals a hidden compartment with pictures of Howard Stark nutting on Peggy's face
Hehe, got'em
I don't think Stark was expecting Steve to go 1 on 1 with a monster like Thanos and not back down. Steve really is a hero among heroes.
>All that power doesn’t belong to you. You don’t deserve it. My father made that serum.
How would Cap respond?
Cap responded to this perfectly. Pointless thread.
He'd say he respects the man but that he has always done what is right regardless of the powers he's been given.
>Didn't your father used to be a successful director? Whatever happened to him? Boy, he sure died, you know, he sure went to hell.
cgi young chevy really ruined the scene for me
i understood that reference
You give him the shield.
He made the shield for Capn' Murrica, didn't he?
It was a gift. You don't take back a gift.
Indians can!
And that's why Capn' Murrica killed those indian givers.
You can when the person it was gifted too failed the person who gifted it to them in every conceivable way possible and betrayed everything that gift stood for.
You don't know my grandmother. That b***h takes back gifts given decades before on a regular basis.
i turn around and bounce the shield off his dumbass chest one more time for good measure lol
>My father made that shield.
Daddy wasn't there
How dys homie lose anyway? Is Cap more durable than the armor?
>Is Cap more durable than the armor?
Lul no. A basic model of the armor can rip someone in half.
Tony didn't want to kill Steve, while Steve was giving it his all. That being said, Steve is also a better tactician than Tony ever was.
in the comic version captain america is nearly killed from a few punches
In the comics Captain America is just an average human that the serum keeps at peak fitness but in the movies he's super strong and durable
Tony had to get over the fact his friend just got crippled.
Then he learned that Bucky killed his parents and Cap was hiding it. If Cap was a honest man he would have helped Tony to clear it up, instead he helped a known criminal escape until Tony came to help them track down Zemo.
You would notice that Tony focused on Bucky and didn't even care that his boots got destroyed by Cap. Or how he fought in melee in rage when his suit is best at medium and long range.
The last sad thing is him thinking that Cap would kil him, and Cap had to stop himself before taking out the reactor.
q_q
You were adopted Tony, the shield is public domain now
He already responded perfectly by dropping the shield. By doing so, he not only rejects Tony and the Avengers, but also leaves him with a memento of his father, who he just found out was murdered by Bucky.
>I'll give it back when you return Yinsen to his family
>I just beat you up. Shut up about your dad. Pussy. Its called Captain America's shield, not the thing that beat up homosexual's dad made. Pussy.
MCU is fricked now right?
Iron Man = Dead
Captain America = Effectively Dead
Thor = I assume his movies are over now after love and thunder
Guardians of the Galaxy = Disbanded and James Gunn is gone
Black Widow = Dead
Hawkeye = Replaced by Girl Hawkeye
Hulk = Replace by She-Hulk
Black Panther = Dead and replaced by Sister
So who in the MCU do normies care about now?
like over 70 years of comics and they rush straight to the nu era no one likes. It truly boggles the mind.
Normies only care about Spider-man now, and Sony owns him.
>Black Widow = Dead
>Hawkeye = Replaced by Girl Hawkeye
The new duo are fricking kino compared to the other replacements. They had great chemistry in Hawkeye.
But like others said ITT, Marvel refuses to capitalize on their wins. We should be in the middle of a F4, X-Men renaissance rn. Pugh & Hailee should have their own D+ series. But for whatever reason, Fiege and co think they have 20 more years to wait and explore those stories.
>Echo and Agatha get spinoffs but not Hailee
their priorities are all fricked up
it seems to me they're throwing as much shit to the wall to see what sticks. hailee and pugh already stuck their landings so they need someone else to make it. not to mention they both would be very expensive to get on a show
Based bros.
Yeah, Pugh/Hailee are victims of their own success. Why use them both to anchor one project, when you can split them up to anchor 2 separate projects (Thunderbolts, New Avengers). Greedy israelites!
Hello Pughgay
Hello incel
Those two need to kiss
I am a sucker for bad Russian accents, I thought I'd dislike the new widow but I don't. Hawkeye2 as well, I like her even though I don't like the whole "replace the old team quick" mentality at play.
homie did you forget about Renner getting mangled? He's never going to do anything remotely action related again.
>Marvel actors
>doing anything but roiding
lol
Renner won't be able to walk normally ever again. He's crippled essentially for life.
That didn't stop Sam Jackson from trying to be an action hero in "Secret Invasion".
Sam jackson is just old. Renner had literally every bone in his legs broken. He'll be lucky to ever walk again at all.
He went on some talkshow and he walked up on stage there. You're talking as if he were wheelchair bound.
Before the accident, he frequently said that "Hawkeye" (limited series) was a passing of the torch and he was walking away from the character. And now he's not walking anywhere.
Stark will build him some new legs. No problem.
Stark is dead
Since fricking when?! Okay, whatevs, Black Panther will fix his legs. Or is he dead too?
Doctor Octavius will give him tentacles.
Hawkeye lost his testicles too!! I thought it was just his dick
he shoulda known better than to buy a snowplow from AIM
So once A.I.M. steals all the Avenger's dicks, then what?
Create a superweapon out of them.
>the only homie on earth that didnt see avengers 4
He was a fricking patriot u ididot
Widow = Dead
= Replaced by Girl Hawkeye
>The new duo are fricking kino compared to the other replacements. They had great chemistry in Hawkeye.
i agree, they had something with them yet they aren't capitalizing it. a buddy movie with them would actually be fun.
Nobody. I think the Disney plan is to cater mainly to zoomies and non-whites now. So they'll lean on Shuri and the Marvels. But they'll never reach previous heights.
NO one cares about Ms. Marvel. They can't even get the pajeet audience because they made her a paki.
Non-whites hate watching other non-whites.
Theyre doing Secret Wars because Secret Wars resets the continuity, so they are essentially admitting defeat and going to use this to try and generate hype to recapture endgame success
>Secret Wars = Flashpoint
Not even close, bud.
Not at all, SW is like a quick summer vacation for superheros.
The original Secret Wars from 1984 is just a bog standard event, but the 2015 Secret Wars can be done as a reboot and that's clearly what they're building towards with all these multiverse and incursions
Time will tell. But I'd wager "Avengers Secret Wars" will not even be related to the comics. In fact, if Beyonder wasn't even in it, I wouldn't even blink at this point.
/co/gays always want to sound "smarter" than everybody, but the only ones you are fooling... is yourself.
Of course it's barely gonna be an adaptation of the comics, that's how the MCU works.
At most they just take the basic idea/concept of a story and use that to suit their own needs. MCU Secret Wars is almost certainly gonna be a pseudo-reboot to introduce at least the X-Men, or maybe even introducing recasted versions of Iron Man and Captain America
>recasted versions of IM and CA
They're both Black folk now, Ironheart and Falcon, the former being much more insulting
It will be funny to watch how something as powerful as Disney keeps building a huge backlog of flop after flop
The original Secret Wars would be way too cool and wacky for the MCU.
Disney owns 20th century fox now, which means that they now own the X-Men. I've heard some cope that they'll start shitting out X-Men movies soon, and that will make people watch MCU movies again. Can't wait to see the ugliest nog possible play Storm.
There's literally no single character left in MCU that people would care about, Doctor Strange is the closest I guess but he acts more as a supportive character to literal whos
"He made it for me. I was his CHOSEN son. You... were an accident a worst, a replacement for me at best."
If Brie Larson had a scene like this in The Marvels then people would like her and think she's based for doing it.
No, if Brie had a scene like that, Cinemaphile simps would coom and overly praise her because they coomed and everyone else would still hate Brie.
Brie is the female Thor based on power levels so she should do scene like that for equality.
Ewww man, no one wants to see her dried up body nude.
um booba??????????
She doesn't have any.
?
?
Will mcu finally end in the next 2 or 3 years due to less interest from the mainstream audiences? Even my brother who was obsessed with mcu shit has stopped watching it now. Thor love and thunder was what did it for him apparently. I remember him coming back from cinema and telling me he hated it and he stopped watching mcu since then.
>beats up Iron Man because Bucky killed HIS father
What did they mean by this?
This is moronic as frick. Winter soldier had metal arm but not metal legs. And the suit should be equipped with lasers and shit.
he also had the super soldier serum.
>nuh uh I have a forcefield!
>WOOOOOW IT TOOK TWO OF YOU TO BEAT ME
Oh yea? Tell him to come take it. Oh wait, he's dead, he died, wow he really went to hell.
Guys I have a question:
when you watch these movies how do you feel any excitement? In action movies it's common for the main character to have plot armor but the excitement for me comes from seeing how they get out of a sticky situation and the stunts. But in these superhero movies I feel no excitement because:
I don't properly understand the strengths and limits of the characters. Like for example if I see Iron Man's suit being destroyed and him thrown off a building am I supposed to gasp or will he just activate the emergency power supply and fly away or some unmanned Iron Man gadget will save him?
When the huge alien bad guy appears and fights the superheroes how can I know the damage his punches cause and if I should be worried for the superheroes or if they will just shrug the damage off.
Do I need to read the comics to fully appreciate superhero movies? Am I just stupid and the power levels are actually clearly set up if I pay attention and think?
The powers are more defined in the movies than in the comics, so... you're shit out of luck?
>In action movies it's common for the main character to have plot armor but the excitement for me comes from seeing how they get out of a sticky situation and the stunts.
You're trying to excuse regular action movies because the characters are just normal humans, but like you said they have plot armor and thus are just as unbelievable as superheros in that sense. It doesn't matter how realistic the character or situation is portrayed. It was written so either the character "wins" or "loses" There are no stakes in any fictional movies. So if you can enjoy seeing a pre-written regular human action hero, I don't see why you couldn't enjoy a superpowered one.
I Start making out with Bucky barns
Put my hands over my face and make a fart noise
What mcu stuff is even coming out this year and next year?
Look at little Stark Jr. Gonna cry?
>>That shield doesn’t belong to you. You don’t deserve it. My father made that shield.
Lol, RDJ keeps getting praised for Iron Man but that line delivery was so shit. He sounded so flat - no rage or bitterness in that voice whatsoever.
The character was being himself. Tony has a largely nonchalant and matter of fact delivery.
why was iron man such a bootlicking homosexual in this film
Because that's true to his character in the comics.
Because he feels guilty
because they almost destroyed the earth with ultron
>"Your father thought fondue meant fricking, Tony. IT MEANT DIPPING BREAD IN CHEESE, TONY. YOU FRICKING DING DONG. BREAD. IN CHEESE. NOT FRICKING. YOU CAN'T STICK YOUR DICK IN MELTED CHEESE WITHOUT IT HURTING. YOUR FATHER DID THAT. NOT ME. NOT. ME. C'MON BUCKY WE'RE GETTING FONDUE."
How could anyone side with tony stark in this movie? His whole shtick in the first half was giving the government more power and stealing the rights of citizens because some histrionic b***hed at him after a seminar. He then threw a tantrum because people didn’t immediately throw their rights away and had them imprisoned them without trial. He then fell for an obvious false flag attack and tried to beat up his friend who was actually trying to solve the problem. He then fricks off back to his mansion to pout like a baby. Eventually his friend is about to fix the situation but he comes in and makes things worse by throwing a shit fit because his family was killed by a brainwashed man. Rather than take a breather he instead decides to throw a tantrum and keep indirectly helping the man who has been manipulating him. Finally he gets his shit kicked out of him before he can create more problems and he then proceeds to seethe impotently at his betters like a sore loser. He then fricks off back to his empty mansion to cry like a b***h because he didn’t get to murder some random man in cold blood.
If you think it's bad in the movie, in the comics they go out of their way to basically ruin his character and turn him into a superfascist who locks up every hero and villain that doesn't agree with the accords in an extradimensional Guantanamo, all because of an event he wasn't responsible for or even the slightest bit connected to
If random people can be born with the power of a nuke the rest of the world would and should try and limit how free they get to be with it.
>If you don’t want to work for the glowies then you will be thrown in space hell without a trial.
I don’t see what point you’re getting at here
Because, ironically, Stark is the MCU Oppenheimer. At first he's just interested in seeing where the idea goes. Only in Iron Man 2 and Iron Man 3 he realizes how dangerous the armors could be if used against him but it's too late. He knows the rest of the world is going to catch up to him in a decade with at least the Mk4. By the time he has the nanotech suit he still can't beat Thanos alone so he makes a fricking Murder Satellite that revolves around the Earth and leaves it to a child. And speaking of Spider-Man there's a read there that he's mentoring him but also keeping an eye so if he doesn't "live up" to Tony's standards he can cut him off like he does in Homecoming.
you people are such gays
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
Now that the dust has settled
So are the accords still a thing?
How much you wanna bet that Captain America n.W.o. doesn't even mention them? Even with General, now President, Ross in the film.
Revealed in She-hulk that it was repelled.
,>repelled
I think the Sokovia Accords sort of went out the window when Thanos snapped half the population and Rhodey ignored them in Endgame
What if Captain Marvel and Spider-Man had a relationship though?
Spider-Man’s radioactive spider jizz would’ve given her pussy cancer and she would die in agony.
but she had cosmic powers or something
drop the shield
He looks fricking hurt! Is he ok? Why isn't anyone fricking helping him?
Why doesn't Anthony Stark just make iron man suits for all the avengers
>"I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own."
- Steve Rogers (Captain America: Civil War)
They didn't agree on everything, but they agreed on that.
Most of the Avengers would be more efficient without armor. I mean, do you want to go into battle with
Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hawkeye, and Hulk
OR
Iron Man, Iron Man, Iron Man, Iron Man, and Hulkbuster
?
>That shield doesn’t belong to you.
Yeah it does, his dad gave it to him.
I remember going to this movie with my sister and she covered her eyes at the bit where Captain America smashes down the shield like he was going to cut of Iron Mans head. My sister thought he was actually going to do it lmao.
women behave like dat doe!
Its so cringe. They act like movies are real life. My mother does the same thing. She'll be like "oh no" and shit when stuff happens.
a (girl)friend of mine reacted badly when the joker killed the host show, i thought she was a pussy lol
> MY HECKIN DADERINO
"Shut up, nerd."
Quite simply.