FedEx literally funded the movie, he delivers the packages at the end, it’s about the Purple Promise. Even if the plane goes down, your hero FedEx driver will get the package to you, it’s like a 30 second commercial
as long as the agenda isnt too thick and heavy handed it can work. a fake madeup company would probably bother me more in this case. nobody was too bothered by Hollywood propaganda until it became obnoxious
>Entire island untouched by the disease known as humanity
Vgh
Did someone make the joke that the box contained an emergency GPS homing beacon ITT yet because that joke *literally* gets funnier every time.
I think they eventually got Tom Hanks to act out that joke for a Superbowl commercial or something. It's one of the first things people said about the movie lol
what's the correct response to finding out your gf married some other dude and pumped out 40 kids while you were stranded on an island talking to a volleyball for years?
I would have like found the guy responsible for the frick up with the plane crash, some guy at FedEx who was responsible for putting dude on holiday hours or whatever the frick it was, and walked into his office blasting
It’s not that she should hold out hope that he survived. That’s not the problem. Surely, however, she should experience a period of mourning for her dead fiancé instead of immediately marrying another guy and having children with him?
didnt he get like a couple mil for his trouble? so he is rich and famous and can upgrade to a new younger gf. imagine if she didnt remarry. you get an insta old wife without even being able to enjoy her youth
Relief honestly, after spending that amount of time away from each other especially alone on an island you'd be almost completely different people by that point. I'd just wanna start over completelty.
Would you really be so overworked as a FedEx supervisor or whatever that you just have to neglect your family and be forced on planes everywhere on overtime and shit? Seems stupid
>stupid cheap watch doesn't work
>waterproof my ass
But not you, Wilson, you would never
>gets home
>Finds out Wilson got back first and slept with his wife
144 minute FedEx commercial, what’s next, an extended Jake from State Farm universe?
>FedEx plane blows up
>FedEx uses Hanks as a marketing gimmick once he returns
>commercial
FedEx literally funded the movie, he delivers the packages at the end, it’s about the Purple Promise. Even if the plane goes down, your hero FedEx driver will get the package to you, it’s like a 30 second commercial
FedEx is based so what. The movie is still kino
as long as the agenda isnt too thick and heavy handed it can work. a fake madeup company would probably bother me more in this case. nobody was too bothered by Hollywood propaganda until it became obnoxious
He only delivered one of the packages tho, is the lesson fedex will go to the ends of the earth, but only if you're a hot texan milf?
>oh thank you, my emergency GPS transmitter’s here, thank you
how the frick is there a whole nice island out there not even getting any travel or being used for nothing
movies are so full of shit
There a hundreds if not thousands of islands like that. If it's far as frick from any infrastructure no one is going there.
Castaway was filmed on Monuriki, an actual uninhabited island.
>Monuriki
>Look up on google
>Third picture is a tiki hut resort for vacationers
Yeah nah castaway islands don't exist
You just made that up
>Entire island untouched by the disease known as humanity
Vgh
I think they eventually got Tom Hanks to act out that joke for a Superbowl commercial or something. It's one of the first things people said about the movie lol
what's the correct response to finding out your gf married some other dude and pumped out 40 kids while you were stranded on an island talking to a volleyball for years?
I would have like found the guy responsible for the frick up with the plane crash, some guy at FedEx who was responsible for putting dude on holiday hours or whatever the frick it was, and walked into his office blasting
guy had his whole life taken away
Stand at a crossroads and look past the camera
moving on and not expecting your wife to put her life on hold while you were declared legally dead for years
It’s not that she should hold out hope that he survived. That’s not the problem. Surely, however, she should experience a period of mourning for her dead fiancé instead of immediately marrying another guy and having children with him?
well if my wife was helen hunt I'd feel relieved
Elation now that you can frick all the pussy you want. Plus you’ll have a bit of fame that you can use to your advantage
Go back to the island.
helen hunt got a nice brapper
didnt he get like a couple mil for his trouble? so he is rich and famous and can upgrade to a new younger gf. imagine if she didnt remarry. you get an insta old wife without even being able to enjoy her youth
Relief honestly, after spending that amount of time away from each other especially alone on an island you'd be almost completely different people by that point. I'd just wanna start over completelty.
people don't change
My personality changes every time a new Goose kino releases
people who say this changed for the worse and can't admit it to themselves
Yeah what else do you see about me in your Tarot cards, Becky?
Pick yourself up by your bootstraps and win her back. She's the love of your god damn life. You gotta fight for her no matter what.
Bend her over your Jeep Grande Cherokee, nut in her ass then turn 360 degrees and drive away.
Would you really be so overworked as a FedEx supervisor or whatever that you just have to neglect your family and be forced on planes everywhere on overtime and shit? Seems stupid
that prick is bonding with some volleyball, I know it
ahahahahahah
This. This is why I come to /tee-vee/
Did someone make the joke that the box contained an emergency GPS homing beacon ITT yet because that joke *literally* gets funnier every time.
how is it possible that high waves are hitting the island from every direction?
FedEx sucks though. UPS are bros.
DHL should go commit sudoku though
Why do married people make misogyinist movies?
> if I come back I'll pay 2 Black folk to assault , beat and rape her.