>Have sex >Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger >Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between! >Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever >Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow. >Edit 5: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you! >Edit 6: so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by Cinemaphile.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "butthole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already,it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person >Edit 7: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened >Edit 8: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this:Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable >Edit 9: FYI,taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly frick off please and thank you! >Edit 10: This is Chuck's mother.Our entire family is devastated to say that he committed suicide last week in his bedroom. As a loving memory of his life accomplishments, we will leave this comment up
>fast food is getting costly >"oh thats ok ill just learn to make my own food" >groceries full of basic cooking necessities like bread milk and eggs add up to $100+
>2 regulars burgers >medium french fry >medium drink >that'll be 12 dollars sir
i used to get the double quarter pounder meal at the same price during the pandemic. the second they raised wages for wagies these ghouls grabbed the nickles from our grasps
>i need to constantly chew and consume high sugar and high salt content slop otherwise I cannot enjoy the first 5 minutes of the movie >how dare they price the slop whatever they want?
>Robert, what is this homosexualry? >it's ten cents of corn put in the microwave for a minute >this is not the days of rome, Robert, salt is not the same value as silver. >this used to be a kinoplex, Robert!
> Go to kinoplex with free popcorn refills (most of them have this policy.) > Grab a popcorn tub from trash can near the entrance to your theater when nobody is looking. > Go to concession stand and ask for your free refill.
> put on cargo pants > microwave a bag of popcorn before you leave home. > dump contents of popcorn bag into your cargo pockets. > Eat popcorn out of your pants at the theater.
Whenever I buy popcorn I'll need a drink to go with it, but movies now are so fricking long that I fear I'll need to take a piss in the middle if I get a drink.
became a master at a job with literally no upwards mobility and is one of the very few that still pays t he absolute min wage of the state, even if it's the federal min wage of 7.25. all his other coworkers are chilling
He looks like he's enjoying what he does. Probably doing the little flourishes makes the job more bearable.
I did the same shit when I used to the same shit flipping packages. If you ever gotten broken shit that's probably my fault for dropping it but frick you anyway.
>dropping popcorn everywhere >taking ages to do something that should take 5 seconds
Not only is this fatfrick moron inconveniencing me, but he’s inconveniencing his coworkers as well. Just give me my fricking popcorn you landwhale
[...] >dropping popcorn everywhere >taking ages to do something that should take 5 seconds
Not only is this fatfrick moron inconveniencing me, but he’s inconveniencing his coworkers as well. Just give me my fricking popcorn you landwhale
U mad bro
All that liquid death he's putting into that bucket.
What is it? Not a burger, only popcorn I have is the regular sweet one. Afaik non-sweet popcorn is not very popular over here. Ppl I know always ask for the sugary one.
[...] >dropping popcorn everywhere >taking ages to do something that should take 5 seconds
Not only is this fatfrick moron inconveniencing me, but he’s inconveniencing his coworkers as well. Just give me my fricking popcorn you landwhale
>dropping popcorn everywhere
That dropped popcorn is probably $0.001
As for cleaning it... well, that's what the jannies are for I guess.
>that's without tax btw
>oh, and please add a tip. Cus if you don't you're so fricking cancelled.
Imagine being a grown ass adult man seething about not having 10 fricking dollars kek
The reason my wallet is full of money is because I don't spend 10 dollars on fricking popcorn
American speaking. No one tips a concession stand at the movies.
Uh, yes we do? Stop larping.
I live in Maryland and no we don't.
Heh enjoy eating spit
>No one tips a concession stand at the movies.
There is a tip screen, and people do use it
>people do use it
No they don't.
No one in America tips anyone except at fancy restaurants. And sometimes valets.
>No they don't.
Ok larper, I would guess the majority of people leave a tip
Americans tipping for everything is a meme.
No one actually does it.
So impolite. Kids these days, yeesh.
>That'll be $10.99 plus tip. But don't worry the gunshots are free *bang bang bang* Enjoy the movie!
america is so weird
Do you often invent scenarios like that in your head?
You didn't answer the question
Oi mossad, your bots are defective today! Still busy celebrating Young Kidpporn?
You still haven't answered the question
Have sex
>Have sex
>Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
>Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!
>Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever
>Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.
>Edit 5: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!
>Edit 6: so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by Cinemaphile.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "butthole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already,it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person
>Edit 7: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened
>Edit 8: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this:Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable
>Edit 9: FYI,taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly frick off please and thank you!
>Edit 10: This is Chuck's mother.Our entire family is devastated to say that he committed suicide last week in his bedroom. As a loving memory of his life accomplishments, we will leave this comment up
I invent them in his head for him. I frick them into his conscious thoughts with my weiner.
Robert doesn't treat me this way
Why is robert handing out a sheet of cardboard with popcorn on it? Wtf is his problem? To a kid no less.
where the frick are you getting that for only $11?
Fricking McDonalds is expensive now. Everything is expensive.
if you download the app, the prices go back down to standard prices
>just let mcdonald's have your identity and track you wherever you go. it's worth it for a $6 big mac
OY VEY
no I agree. Thats why I avoid mcdonalds now. Very sad
>fast food is getting costly
>"oh thats ok ill just learn to make my own food"
>groceries full of basic cooking necessities like bread milk and eggs add up to $100+
Get on EBT homie
That means liberalism is working.
>2 regulars burgers
>medium french fry
>medium drink
>that'll be 12 dollars sir
i used to get the double quarter pounder meal at the same price during the pandemic. the second they raised wages for wagies these ghouls grabbed the nickles from our grasps
>i need to constantly chew and consume high sugar and high salt content slop otherwise I cannot enjoy the first 5 minutes of the movie
>how dare they price the slop whatever they want?
Who are you quoting?
Excuse me sir someone is masterbating in the seat behind me and it landed in my popcorn can I get a new one?
You forgot to soak it in hot butter-style slop substitute. Take it back and bring me a fresh bucket.
>Robert, what is this homosexualry?
>it's ten cents of corn put in the microwave for a minute
>this is not the days of rome, Robert, salt is not the same value as silver.
>this used to be a kinoplex, Robert!
most definitely not patronizing any businesses with maskgays
I don't eat ANYTHING while watching a movie at the cinema. I'm not saying I'm better than you people, but you know I am.
bro how do you go like two or three hours without putting food in your mouth?
She better be doing popcorn tricks for that kinda cashola.
> Go to kinoplex with free popcorn refills (most of them have this policy.)
> Grab a popcorn tub from trash can near the entrance to your theater when nobody is looking.
> Go to concession stand and ask for your free refill.
There, saved you $10.99.
>Go to kinoplex with free popcorn refills
Is it true that eurogay food joints don't have free refills because their cucked govt's forbid them?
> put on cargo pants
> microwave a bag of popcorn before you leave home.
> dump contents of popcorn bag into your cargo pockets.
> Eat popcorn out of your pants at the theater.
What am I supposed to do with the 2 pounds of butter left over in my pants?
>I will now accept your offer
Free nut refills?
>toss him a continental coin and grab the popcorn
I won't pay until I get some pussy. I'm owed sex.
I pay $12 for the largest popcorn at my drive-in & I don’t mind if it helps keep them in business
Whenever I buy popcorn I'll need a drink to go with it, but movies now are so fricking long that I fear I'll need to take a piss in the middle if I get a drink.
take the catheter pill
if you weren't such a fricking incel you'd have a gf there to drink your piss. holy shit go outside chud.
You didn't even do any spin strick, here's that fat guy?
>she doesn’t flip the popcorn?
ngmi
Master at work
Why is he doing it so aggressively and spilling it over the floor?
Maybe if he slowed down a bit he wouldn't be dropping sweat into my popcorn
A beta male like you wouldn't understand
All that liquid death he's putting into that bucket.
>something something I want it unsalted, you have to make it fresh now
5 fricking layers of fake butter absolutely based I can feel it dribbling down my arm
became a master at a job with literally no upwards mobility and is one of the very few that still pays t he absolute min wage of the state, even if it's the federal min wage of 7.25. all his other coworkers are chilling
now he deserves a tip.
I heard a rumor that he was trained by robert himself
He looks like he's enjoying what he does. Probably doing the little flourishes makes the job more bearable.
I did the same shit when I used to the same shit flipping packages. If you ever gotten broken shit that's probably my fault for dropping it but frick you anyway.
>dropping popcorn everywhere
>taking ages to do something that should take 5 seconds
Not only is this fatfrick moron inconveniencing me, but he’s inconveniencing his coworkers as well. Just give me my fricking popcorn you landwhale
Seems like you're just mad that even a fatty like him has pretty huge charisma and you're running a deficit in that regard.
He’s a fatass, please.. I’m already better than him because of that fact alone
You couldn't impress a crowd with a bucket if there was free money in it.
Kino
U mad bro
What is it? Not a burger, only popcorn I have is the regular sweet one. Afaik non-sweet popcorn is not very popular over here. Ppl I know always ask for the sugary one.
>dropping popcorn everywhere
That dropped popcorn is probably $0.001
As for cleaning it... well, that's what the jannies are for I guess.
i believe its liquid butter, just raw extra calories for the needy burgers
WHERE'S ROBERT YOU FRICKING prostitute
Frick you
NOW THE FLOWERS WILL GROOW
I don’t care I’ll pay for it. Movie theatres have the best goyslop
2 of the sushis is just rice?
None of those are sushi. They are rolls.
Frick you subhuman!!
Why is a nurse moonlighting as a theater employee?
5.99 is the highest i'll go. deal?
I die on the inside whenever I spend more than £10 on anything
spit in it
then say "someone spit in this, no one will pay for that"
>$10.99
Why not put it at exactly 11?
Who the frick even goes to theatres anymore you guys are fricking morons
How do Americans eat popcorn that has liquid butter all over it? Doesn't that become REALLY greasy and grease up your hands?
its good
>Try this
>Disgusting blob of butter in the middle of the bag
Better to just ask the homosexual making your popcorn to do it. Tell him to layer it and make sure he understands what you just told him
>Oh hi, Anon
>One brapale, coming up
>Compliments from Robert
imagine how strong your kid's glutes would be. do you think the gentleman grabbing the drink swiped a finger along her slit? I would have.
>popcorn now is premade hours before the theater is open, cold, lost any roast smell and borderline stale
literally worse than microwave popcorn and costs 20x more
Hold on, let me just open my "Medical" bag that i brought into theater.
What do you mean other people don't bring big "medical" bags in?
Lol idiots.