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Its really lame
>5400$
>room doesn't even have windows
Yeah, doesn't that violate some fire codes
There is an escape door in the wall, but I don’t know if a window is required.
>There is an escape door in the wall, but I don’t know if a window is required.
Two exits are required by code for living spaces.
A window is considered an “exit”, but is not legally required, other than as a potential second exit or as a source of ventilation, and the ventilation requirement was likely met by ducting.
Disney's their own country (not for much longer kek) fire codes probably don't even apply to them right now.
it's space moron they can just vent the oxygen
Imagine paying 1000s for some lame role-play hotel night, only to be lectured by the staff about the escape door in the wall in case of emergency.
Right, in hospitals, staff are expected to carry the patients down the stairs and out to safety in the event of a fire. For what I’m paying Disney, I expect the same service.
Escape hatch and total fire suppression in every room I'd imagine. Something has to justify that price other than star wars decor and a couple screens made to look like windows
>"“Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?"
jej
Why do you think they needed their 'special district' status, anon? Disney feared no ordinance and now it's over.
most of the rooms in most star wars space ships dont have windows, the millenium flacon only really had windows on the wienerpit and turrets. the lack of windows is not the problem
the price tag was fricking absolutely unreasonable. this was the entire problem. everything else was fine but that price was just absolutely insane
>most star wars space ships dont have windows
wrong
>millenium flacon
the "flacon" was a freighter jury rigged for smuggling you idiot, not a "galactic cruiser", they are not comparable
>everything else was fine
lmao please
>>room doesn't even have windows
There is a window accessible behind that bottom left panel under the false "window" that is a viewscreen. It's the emergency exit. The entire hotel will probably get turned into offices or something lame. The fricking thing is designed like a supermax prison. Unfathomable that they thought this was a good idea. Absolute hubris and contempt for their potential guests when you consider the locales of Star Wars and what they *could* have built.
>The fricking thing is designed like a supermax prison
Ironically, theming it like that prison from Andor would have worked better than whatever the frick they were trying. At least then cheaping out can be sort of excused as thematic
When they close the hotel they should hand it over to the Florida Dept. of Corrections to give inmates an Andor-themed prison experience complete with stormtrooper guards.
You could film a reality show. Pic related is already on Disney+.
the fact they didn't make the exterior look like the spaceship is criminal in itself, really fricking half assed with triple assed prices
>the fact they didn't make the exterior look like the spaceship is criminal in itself, really fricking half assed with triple assed prices
1. Make it look like a spaceship.
2. Put it overlooking Star Wars land and disney land. Make it PART of the exhibit
3. Also make a disney castle on the other side which is a hotel too.
4. WINDOWS. WINDOWS. WINDOWS. You can look down and see star wars land and everything.
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVRLOPERS
>disney dumped millions upon millions of dollars into this
>now they have their own park prison to house trafficking victims and other enemies
>government, media, and the masses wont think twice because star wars lol
good plan tbh
It should help with the adrenochrome shortage the elites are experiencing at the moment.
Shit I didn't even think of that. Having a dedicated facility for park prisoners and trafficked children is probably smart for the mouse
i made the post in jest but seriously i can't think of any real explanation for such a colossal waste of money, plus the building looks isolated from other areas of the park and resembles a prison, i wouldn't be surprised if they wall it off once its fully closed
the ~~*powers*~~ that be wouldn't put up with such a waste of time, money, and an IP, so its likely going to become something else
swear to dog I was looking at an Amazon warehouse
>unavailable for new bookings
You'd think they'd keep bookings open for the fomo people that suddenly want to buy rooms knowing they won't be able to in a few months?
If anyone wanted them at all it wouldn't be getting shuttered, lol
you gays just use this word because you've heard other people use it. get a personality.
something wrong anon?
did your dad SHUTTERED you out of his life?
I hurt myself today....
KK is not a real person. Someone is fricking with us. Either that’s a wax sculpture or Disney has created something darker than we could have possibly imagined
Looks like Caitlyn Jenner running a side hustle tbhfam.
Why has she not been fired yet?
She knows where the corpses are.
Good. Have the imagineers dig them up, animate them, and we’ll have a revival of Country Bear Jamboree.
I mean... musical child sex slave zombies IS pretty on brand for modern Disney...
this makes sense
Once you reach a certain degree of power and influence your career tends to crash upward. Getting fired is for poor people
That other Latino lady was fired
It could be as simple as her contract saying that bad box office is not enough to be fired
A contract that says, no matter how bad the movie is, can't fire herv
Surely there's a point where hiring someone to off her would be cheaper than letting her roam free?
Kennedy is doing her job perfectly well. Her job is to serve as the front and punching bag for Disney's demoralization and revisionism campaign to usher in the 2030 Communist Globalist revolution.
What, was Disney titling the next Captain America: New World Order not convincing enough? How about recasting Snow White's dwarves as mutted Special Olympiads?
Kennedy doesn't have blackmail materials on Spielberg, Iger and Lucas, they have blackmail on her with kids. And in exchange she was given the dream job she sucked off the ladder for, but how it works is that her dream job requires promoting movies that intentionally dismantle and reset American culture.
This is called a Faustian bargain. But she also knows everything changes in 2030 and she'll be given a seat at the NWO table. And by then movies won't matter at all.
Oh yeah. They also offer some kino life extension drugs not offered to "plebs"
https://www.businessinsider.com/jared-kushner-keeping-fit-thinks-he-might-live-forever-2022-8?amp
That's incentive enough for many women.
or she's just incompetent, same as everyone else in hollywood.
no. that's a pretty low brow take and you're very narrow minded. this narrative is pushed to keep the monkey masses running in circles about how shitty movies are now. """they"" know what theyre doing
Or, instead of it being a massive conspiracy to produce propaganda no one will watch or care about, that will ultimately be forgotten and affect nothing, its more that hollywood (and the concept of entertainment as an industry) only ever existed because it had a massive captive audience. For, originally, you either watched movies, in the theater, or you could go frick yourself. Your choices were what they were screening at the time, or you could go frick yourself. The peak of ticket sales, globally, was during world war 2, when you could either buy a ticket to see the news, or you could go frick yourself. Since then, hollywood has fought every single new entertainment technology. TV broke the monopoly theaters had on seeing the news, home air conditioning broke the monopoly theaters had on climate controlled interiors, home video broke the control broadcast had on what you could watch and when, video games further broke up how people could spend their time, the internet and social media created even more options, netflix split it up further, everyone dogpiling to make their own streaming platform further split the market, etc, etc.
This is called market fractionalization.
So now, 80 years after the peak of hollywood, no one in the industry has any clue on how to draw an audience. As for 80 years, hollywood has relied on the fact people didn't have a choice in what they watched. Now people have all the choices, so even if the movie is the best thing ever made in the history of man, its still not going to draw an audience the way gone with the wind did. Movies today can't draw audiences comparable to even 15 years ago.
They know this. They're also publicly traded. Meaning any big firings or shakeups of higher management means losing stock value. Any changes that affect ESG scores mean losing blackrock money. Thus they're stuck with incompetent people in influential positions and are just praying it all holds together long enough to cash out.
>or you could go frick yourself
>or you could go frick yourself
>or you could go frick yourself
yeah i've always thought the current dogshit state of movies boil down to incompetence and delusional thinking on writers and exec's part.
see the writers strike. anyone with a brain knows AIs are incapable of producing writing on par with LOTR or other great films, yet these writers are afraid they'll lose their jobs to AI which makes me think they might unconsciously know how terrible they are at writing.
i do foresee some practical use for AI as far as writing goes but it'll be a long time till an AI creates a "good" original story
NOW
>Executive Producer has idea
>Tells writers to make a script
>Writers make a script up with the idea and bunch of brown people/stronk women
>Executive Producer approves/dispproves
>Writers add a gay kiss at the end and call themselves freedom fighters.
SOON
>Executive Producer has idea
>Tells Chad Stevens to feed the AI a prompt for a script
>AI spits out script with a bunch of whites because it was trained off classical movies
>Chad Stevens adds that the lead actress will have her breasts CGI'd to DD size.
Do you think that every corporation suddenly became financially incompetent in identical ways at the exact same time just by coincidence? Did they just forget how to do business?
>by coincidence
We're talking about hollywood and how, around 2010, hollywood had lost all market control.
Excuse me mister.
If there is a global conspiracy using Disney why would they call it New World Order at all? Do "they" find it fun to taunt people in vague ways that people on the internet seem able to see through anyway?
Yes actually
But if you point out you get cancelled so they can freely put it out there to taunt you
You people said this would already happen under Obama, then that Trump would expose the whole thing to everyone. Take your fricking meds.
The rumour that I've seen a few times over the years is that no one else will take the job
I do it. I'll do it for significant less money and I'll put effort, and couldn't possibly make Star Wars as shit as it is now.
I’ll bet you would, Goy, but sorry not gonna happen
Are you connected anon? Do you have a track record that makes you a good fit for the job?
If you crash and burn the franchise (somehow worse than it already is), would the person who hired you have any reasonable justification for why he hired you or would he be fired for being dumb enough to do such a thing?
I get what you're saying. But often enough, people with connections, shoddy track records, and general misfits for the job still get it, and then the entire enterprise fails.
I just want a shot, something in a creative role, because I honestly can't do worse than the absolute slop being produced right now.
>why hasn’t the the israelitess who constantly churns out terrible pozzed content not fired from the israelite company???
homie is you serious Fr rn?
At this point im cheering her on. I want to see just how awful shit can get. More trannies please. Wheres my gay AIDs patients live sex scene in a Disney animated movie.
Kathleen Kennedy today, Kathleen Kennedy tomorrow, Kathleen Kennedy foreverrrrr!!!
israeli money laundering schemes.
there's no business failures, just money being moved around
it's a shell game
I really wonder if there's some kind of tax scheme or some kind of scheme where they need to destroy star wars and Indiana Jones
Sone kind of insurance loophole or something
see
KK defender here to make the same point i always make which inevitably makes people seethe...
have posed it to 10 million star warcels and not a single one has come up with a cogent reply
>george lucas decided to sell, right?
>he did it for a huge sum of money, right?
>it was predictable that a corporation as evil as disney might frick star wars up... right?
so why did he sell. and why wouldn't you blame the guy who sold as opposed to the b***h who represents the overlords who bought
guy was in no need of money. if he wanted to make another trilogy he could have
and if it's true (it's not) that george actually had a fully planned trilogy ON THE MICROSCOPIC LEVEL OF "MIDICLORIANS" like he claims... then why were the prequels so mainstream kids action?
george could have done anything he wanted with the prequels
could have made the sequels too.
BUT THEN THE EVIL DASTARDLY KATHLEEN KENNEDY SHOWED UP AND TRICKED POOR NAIVE BRAND-NEW TO THE INDUSTRY AVERAGE JOE
will never not be hilarious
I mean no one blames George because his shitty sequel movies got overshadowed by also shitty sequel movies.
Why would I begrudge the guy who made Star Wars and then had his entire fanbase turn on him, due to his poor movies but still. I would've cashed out at the moment he did as well.
Lucas was “required” to sell.
It’s part of the deal when you join the “handshake” crew.
It’s the same reason Michael Jackson and his family sold, and the Beatles, and Taylor Swift, etc.
It’s part of the deal.
We hate George as well, newbie.
Not the prequel-loving ESL zoomer newbies that make up over half of the board. Like how far gone are you to defend not only the prequels but the special editions as well.
>so why did he sell
Tired. Money. Who cares?
>and why wouldn't you blame the guy who sold as opposed to the b***h who represents the overlords
Because once he sold, he wasn't making creative decisions. She was. She had the latitude to do what she wanted, the overlords didn't get involved in the actual planning for the trilogy and Galaxy's Edge. This dumb decisions belong to her.
>George actually planned...why prequels...could have done anything
Irrelevant. The Disney content under KK is just not good quality, and has made less money than it could have. Two simple things could have printed cash: spacing out the sequels, so book, comic book, video game, and shows could take place in between films; making Galaxy's Edge trilogy agnostic as far as theming--if they left Rise of the Resistance themed to Sequels, then Smuggler's Run should have been OT, and Star Tours should have been PT.
They shouldn't have done sequel trilogies at all. They so clearly didn't have great ideas for the sequels. Nor is there any idea that you could make a whole mainline trilogy for and have it be entertaining.
They should have made one-off movies and *maybe* side story sequels forever. Even if you frick those up, it doesn't stain your franchise forever.
Yes I know the sequel trilogy was apparently part of the sale agreement. I do not care.
Perhaps, but I still think a sequel trilogy could have been better received and more profitable if they spaced out the storyline, hired a single director or creative producer, and had even fricking slightly better lore.
>No First Order as a merger of Imperial Remnant and Chiss Ascendancy defectors
>No alliance and Diarchy of Thrawn and Snoke, as they find the Star Forge in the Chaos and use it to build a fleet that actually begins to threaten an armed Republic led by a non-moronic Leia
>no tension arising from differing objectives since Thrawn wants power and centralization to prepare against the Grysk/Vong, but Snoke wants to destroy the Republic out of revenge
>no Hux and Kylo rivalry borne from their respective mentors
>hired a single director or creative producer,
This was the key thing they missed. They focused so much on trying to replicate that the OT had 3 different directors that they ignored that there was one singular guy who was in charge of the entire franchise and had final say over all 3 scripts.
Three directors still could have worked if they
>communicated and planned a story ahead of time
>weren’t le mystery box man and le subvert expectations man in that order
>didn’t put their petty grievances about what the other guy did in the previous movie into the final cut
>these incompetent people could've been competent had they been competent
wow
>t. breakfast-haver
they should've made rian johnson do the whole thing
They had four people writing Rise of Skywalker?
Not exactly.
Trevorrow wrote his script, with Connolly I guess, and then was fired.
JJ and Terrio were tasked with adapting that script into something new and TROS is the result.
Treverrow was the original planned director, but he backed out after TLJ because (among other things) he couldn’t get a script to work without Luke and Rian refused to let Luke live. This made Disney panic and give JJ a pile of money to just get something made. There’s a whole bunch of other rumors about the behind-the-scenes of ROS that are hysterical if true but sadly we probably won’t ever know for sure what actually happened
>There’s a whole bunch of other rumors about the behind-the-scenes of ROS that are hysterical if true but sadly we probably won’t ever know for sure what actually happened
QRD?
The first two got fired and their script was trashed.
I'm surprised it wasn't at least 10 people with how rushed and contrived everything feels.
People aren't seething, you're just a modern version of pic related.
Distracting from the point by saying George Lucas made bad choices too does not support Kathleen Kennedy at all.
That's what I picture when reading The Whisperer in Darkness
if they don't offer hookers in twi'lek cosplay then whats the point
Well it's still disney world, so your chances of being molested/raped are still pretty high
before the recent kerfuffle, disney world was essentially its own principality, with its own laws, so they could've had RP prostitution situations, like hiding the cute rebel spy in your room and her repaying you by riding you like a stolen bantha.
Nothing has changed for Disney you dumbass. The reedy creek board transfered all of its power to Disney (did Fix not tell you about that) and all Desantis has been able to do about it is cry and file lawsuits that won't be resolved until years after he loses the primaries.
>nothing has changed
>but let me tell how its changed
lol
this, if I were a millionaire I'd host coruscant brothel larp parties, that'd be like epstein's island but without the kids
>Bed seems wider than it is long
XD XD XD XD
Ahhh. Am*rikkka never change.
That's a three-person bed for polyester relationships.
>polyester relationships
now I imagine a dude humping a foam roll
Her name is Yuriko, and you WILL respect her pronouns.
Fair enough
It's a family size bed and the Swiss invented it moron. I can tell you sleep in a double or single lol big beds are fricking amazing.
$1000 a night to larp like you're in a space ship but really you're in a windowless cube
I'd like to sleep in a cubicle-themed hotel where the linens smell like fresh copy paper
I'd buy that window at the eventual estate auction.
Maybe the bed too.
>Balance is a big thing for me. I’m a right-brain and left-brain person. As much as I love drawing, theater, and the craziness of art, I’m also a strategic thinker and a problem solver. At Yale SOM, Negotiations was my favorite class, and I nerded out on Excel spreadsheet modeling.
>https://insights.som.yale.edu/insights/how-balancing-creativity-and-rigor-helped-disney-build-star-wars-vacation-experience
Women...
Why is she listing off her resume, she's already in charge.
Insecurity and knowing deep down she isn't qualified
I can almost guarantee you that a meme class like "negotiations" even at Yale is easier than high school calculus
total brainlet death
hahahaha thanks for posting this
I always post it in these threads
>Yale producing yet another useless person who's braindead moronic
Many such cases.
If Yidsney actually wanted to make money all they had to do is lean into OT and a little PT instead of shilling their Nu Wars garbage. Galaxy's Edge would be extremely popular if it was themed after Tattooine. A hotel with rooms themed after various locations (some rooms designed like Hoth, some like Coruscant, some like Dagobah, some like an officer's room on a star destroyer etc) would also be popular. Instead of building stuff that boomers, X'ers and millennials would like, which is where the money is, they built stuff that only the soiest of soibois and problem hair Twitter freaks like.
>every park Rey is hotter than actual Rey
what the frick were they thinking
Men were responsible for hiring theme park Reys. Obese, post-wall feminists that seethe over the existence of attractive women were responsible for casting actress Rey.
Is she the troony that Trump allowed to compete at his pageant?
>soys would like
sois don't actually like nuwars, they just pretend to to own the chuds. If they actually liked any of this shit they'd spend money on it, which they clearly don't.
Pure Rey is the cutest but Park Rey is obviously the most beautiful.
ok now post the ones with their onlyfans
Stella Cox Force Awakens
They're obligated to create their own characters and pieces or modify them. 3P0 has a red arm? Millennium Falcon has a new radar dish? Luke has a beard? All contractual. They have to, otherwise Lucas takes a chunk of the $$$ for the films and merch.
>replaces your soulful 2D animation museum with a soi wars exhibit
I hate this franchise so much
pathetic
That's really fricking gay
What the Hell
Frickin hell I’d be pissed if I was a heckin Disney adult homosexual
should've made the rooms affordable to plebs tbh.
when you order an extra pillow you don't get this.
Very expensive and not really for kids. It was a big RP session in a theme park waiting room basically. From what I've heard the app was really bad and some storylines (chiefly the first order one) were quite difficult to gain access to. Outside of the story there wasn't much to do, and the cast members weren't really vetted for star wars knowledge or RP ability so they couldn't deviate from the script.
It was Kathleen Kennedy's pet project, so of course it was based on the part of Star Trek no one likes, massively over budget and not targeted to the right audience. That hack can't do anything right, not even fraud if current rumours are true.
>based on the part of Star Trek no one likes
I don't know if this was intentional or not anon. But the rooms honestly look like crew quarters from TNG to me, it doesn't seem like Star Wars at all.
Nah I'm just moronic but it looks a lot like Nu-Trek now that you've pointed it out. JJ Abrams is a hack
>Outside of the story there wasn't much to do, and the cast members weren't really vetted for star wars knowledge or RP ability
This is intentional and for the same reason they are highly reluctant to give major roles to actors who are also fans. The last thing you want is some obsessed moron dinner theater actor going off script and improving his own canonical Star Wars lore with a guest. Keep in mind that this shitty hotel story is supposed to be canon.
>Shitty hotel story is supposed to be canon
Fricking h-wat? Why?? They did that shit with the theme park too and it makes no fricking sense. "The galaxy is under constant turmoil and there are very few jedi left, but thousands of morons come to make lightsabers everyday on the one planet where the first order make playful jabs at jedi instead of shooting them point blank in the head."
I feel like you need to at least train someone on star wars lore for something like this to work. If you flip the situation and some fricking neckbeard keeps asking you about Yaddle or wants to discuss the finer points of midochlorians with you, you've got to have enough knowledge to play along safely without fricking with his experience by either shutting down or bullshitting something completely wrong on the fly.
>looks like shit
>expensive as frick
Oh well at least I can live out my lifelong dream of being
>haha NO! No original trilogy material you WILL enjoy our sequelslop and original content donut steel from books
Uhh… so are there at least rides or somethin
>Yes! Enjoy the totally scripted wienerpit experience. Press buttons that do nothing. Be amazed by zero movement and an original plot featuring nothing you like
Seems pretty shitty.
>But have you met our blue haired black Kween who will whisper nonsense in your ear about the resistance
I thought it was the rebellion? Or galactic federation. I never really got how the federation won and then is removed in two seconds and the galaxy goes back to being oppressed somehow. Weren’t the first order tiny by comparison to the empire? What the frick was that shit about Palpa
>STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
>BUY THE 30 DOLLAR BLUE MILK
Imagine choosing that over an island resort hotel in Thailand (with an actual view).
does it come with a cute small hairless Thai ladyboy?
For me, I'd prefer a northern light skinned poojeeta that you can rent out to enact a rape fantasy of her being the maid and you using her for fun. If I'm paying that much money
>7711
I'd love to go to Disney World again at some point. It's so expensive though and it just seems absurd to go there over all the places in the world you could go for the same price.
>Come to DISNEY WOOOOORLD!!!!!
>Brand new STAR WARS larp hotel!!!
>$5400 a night!!!!!
>Our other parks and rides? Oh I don't think so.
Why would you drop this kind of cash to not see 80% of disney world?
>go to disney world for a week
>you have to spend the mandatory 3 days at the hotel and then you need to find another hotel and move
I have no idea. its an awful premise to begin with even if the stay is fun
>What went wrong?
it's basically a furry convention
they wanted to design an attraction for families but only got sweaty nerds banging each other in star wars costumes
Proof? Sounds hot.
I had this experience and you didn't. And now you never will. $5,400? That's chump change, loser. This experience will never be available again, and you missed out. You will live the rest of your miserable life and perish without having voyaged on the Starcruiser like a boss. Enjoy your $5,400. Buy a lawnmower with it or something. One thing you can't buy with it? Galactic Starcruiser memories. Live with it.
>This experience will never be available again, and you missed out.
Someone post the overcooked shrimp slathered in blue food dye from the food court and the cost was $30something
LMAO I had no idea they were serving this slop
Good lord...
they could have straight up served some weird southeast asian bull penis animal testicle shit and it would have looked more alien than shrimp covered with blue dye. pathetic
>rotten blue seabugs and cum... this is what is all about Star War
https://wdwnt.com/2022/03/review-taste-around-the-galaxy-featuring-blue-shrimp-for-dinner-on-night-2-of-the-star-wars-galactic-starcruiser/
>Hailing from the jungle planet of Felucia, these blue shrimp have been a star of the marketing for the Starcruiser. It has a great presentation, but it is really just a shrimp wienertail.
>great presentation
>Try our blue shrimp from Fellujah
>wild caught fresh daily
This is what the troll is pretending to be smug about?
that'll be $135
too difficult and expensive to make regular food star warsy, this is what you get.
>purple thing be like fr fr
A toast! To Television and Film!
So, what's the term for this? Huttslop? Banthachow?
you can just go to japan and get weirder and better tasting food while staying in a themed love hotel thats way better than this dumb slop. you can hardly tell thats its meant to be themed at all, much less star wars themed
Japanese food sucks hard.
>5400$ for a stay
>food is not included in the price tag
What the absolute frick where they thinking
I guarantee you that I had more fun with $5 in firecrackers last weekend than you did with your $5400 blue shrimp pasta.
>$5400 is chump change!
seeing how much you seem excited about it I'm guessing that money means more to you than it does to me.
if this idea was gonna have any success in the first place then they should have actually made it into a real cruise ship that's made to look like a space ship.
>Pay thousands of dollars to go to disney but not go to the park
>Because it’s not hotel it’s an all inclusive resort
>You can get the same shit and more in the park but cheaper
What the FRICK were they THINKING?
>Imagineers
I'd have done it if it wasn't sequel shit. A Coruscant or Theed theme would have done wonders for the appeal.
kek
>free 4G wifi
do hotels charge for wifi in this day and age?
That shit's even free in Mexican haciendas now. But Americans might still be getting charged an extra $20 because they like that
Charge in the sense that they only let you use it if you have a room, yeah. But otherwise no, that hasn't been a thing for many years. Not that it should matter, who can't make their own hotspot but can afford a hotel room? Fricking hobos have wifi.
Some hotels have wifi in the lobby only
Yeah, some do. Sometimes I'll see charges for "resort fee" or "wi-fi" when you book smaller properties. This is the sort of thing that offsets it so it can lie and tell you the property is $140 nightly, then you get smacked with a cleaning fee, a resort fee, and, yeah, perhaps even a wi-fi/internet fee. They make it up as they go along.
No toilets.
It's called Frickit?
Is it really fair to compare the price of a hotel in SEA to one in the USA?
Are US ones really that bad?
give me $5400 and I can book flights to hawaii and spend two weeks there and have a great time.
>round trip flights: $460 (I just checked the prices, but I might be able to get something even lower)
>can book a rental house for under $2000 for those 2 weeks (and this is looking at prices to book now, not months in advance), or a nicer hotel/resort some of which may run $3000 for the time
>still left with almost $2-3k for anything else you'd want to do
and this is despite hawaii not being a cheap place to stay like SEA. you'd have to be braindamaged to want to stay inside a gay sweaty nerd convention for 2 days instead
ok but youre still doing what they are doing, hawaii isnt nice and youre just going for cred.
just go to south east asia somewhere and you can stay for a month for half of the star wars price. i was scuba diving sunken ships and tropical waters and riding elephants and eating feasts every night with a 10/10 cutie on my arm while rich moronic homosexuals are getting space diversity lessons by some c**t painted blue
Hawaii is nice. I've been once and it was really great. I'm not sure what you mean by cred but it had the best snorkeling I've ever seen in my life. makes snorkeling in california feel like shit in comparison. the water there is warm and has really good visibility, and its pretty shallow a good distance out. Plus the warm water means reefs and lots of neat fish to see. I also rented a car and the driving was pretty nice. lots of places to hike and natural features to see.
>just go to south east asia somewhere and you can stay for a month for half of the star wars price
yeah, duh, my example was just going to show that the star wars shit is still moronicly priced even when you take into account the US is more expensive than SEA.
because its expensive as shit there which is the entire thing youre arguing about when trash talking people going to the star wars crap
I think you're still misunderstanding my posts, but just believe me when I say we're in agreement.
Hawaii is trash.
>another redditor missing the point of written communication
many such cases. SAD!
the tv showing space isn't even oled
>Ahh phuket, I'll go with phuket.
Imagine if Universal made its own Harry Potter themed hotel to mog Disneys nuwars shit.
Troons would shit in it
>sign in and get sorted
>go to buffet
>dinner interrupted by someone screaming though the room
>"TRANNIES! IN THE DUNGEON! THOUGHT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW..."
>*guy faints*
now that is kino
Star Wars is just a dead franchise, right? Haven’t seen any normie give a frick about it since Rise of Skywalker which was the worst movie in the series. There’s no way Disney can revive interest in the brand after those sequels.
They could easily bring it back, they just need to do a simple journey of the hero movie with a white male protagonist, it'll make a billion dollars and sell billions in toys. Their problem is they staunchly refuse to do this.
They can revive interest but only once enough time has passed for general audiences to forget about the Sequels
The Disney Plus shows are just for hardcore fans, they're the modern equivelant of the EU books
>The Disney Plus shows are just for hardcore fans, they're the modern equivelant of the EU books
They certainly failed to (re)capture that market.
I'm fairly certain nowadays people would pay money to stay in a pillow-fort hotel if some studio marketed it well enough
Forcing every customer to listen to cringe Kathleen Kennedy self-inserts.
uncanny resemblance
MAJOR LEAGUE SWAG OUT
i didn't know thrawn was a troony
>Galaxys Edge is just an outdoor shopping mall with a few rides and restaraunts
>only thing giving the kennedyslop movie any semblance of relevance
>doesn't sell any prequel era merch
>Galactic Starcruiser is a critically expensive failure that died after less than 2 years
The Sequels are a a writhing mass of cancer cells for the franchise holy shit.
It doesn't even look like Star Wars
i just spend 8k for two months in thailand/bangkok with a non stop flight, fully furnished apartment, covered my living costs for two months, around 20 hot young hookers, short trips all over the country and 2x trips abroad (hong kong and japan)
meanwhile these homosexual blow the same shit on a weekend (if you include travel costs and other shit) to watch some mutts larp a woke version of star wars no one likes and you dont even get to creampie and alien prostitute
sad
disney /star wars adults
It'd be fine if they enjoyed their hobbie in a respectful manner but they always have to steal the magic from kids and force larping with cast members.
Poor blokes.
call me back when they have a hogwarts of the sea
>What went wrong?
You can book an actual cruise to actual places for a fraction of that.
TLJ was so bad I stopped caring about Star Wars completely. Still don't care and haven't regretted it once.
They should've made the new star wars movies space Heimatfilme
Looks and feels more like a civilian Federation Starship room. Kwab.
Capitalism
>all the "gameplay" took place on your phone
The experiences were extremely limited.
I want Jenny to deepthroat me with eyecontact so badly, bros
mahdeek bro..
Can't just you just spend $5k to turn a closet into this room?
Looks depressing as frick.
If i payed the normal amount for a hotel room and got that then I would be disappointed
When it was first announced I thought about buying a ticket for my brother and his wife for his birthday because he loves Star Wars. Then I saw the pricetag, and then I thought "Well I mean, I could probably still afford it..." but with that hefty a price I became a lot more critical of everything I saw. I watched every clip, every promotional image released. "So they're paying to watch some ugly black lady in space makeup sing?" "The food looks like shit." "Aww, it's all sequel trilogy shit?" "This all looks so boring." "How are they gonna charge so much for rooms that cramped?" when it got to the bit about how decisions you make determine which storyline you follow I remembered years back when I got in one of those motion simulator rides that used to be in malls everywhere with my brother, and it simulated us in a race and he mocked "Hey, I didn't pay to lose." because the race footage had our "car" near the back of the pack.
I don't even know who the frick they thought this shit would appeal to. It would be like making a new Robocop Experience ride and exclusively basing it off the remake.
Yeah that's the thing, for $5400 a weekend I demand some pretty top notch stuff, like I want spacious luxury accommodations for my whole family, a Holiday Inn sized room with a few Star Wars themed wall decorations isn't enough, like I don't want my kids in the same room as me for $5400 a weekend.
>main attraction is random events that happen so if you have something booked you either skip the random events or you skip what you had booked so its lose-lose
if it was twileks randomly approaching you to get coated in cum then i can see the appeal but no, this isnt what happened
We're in the middle of a pandemic.
>That'll be 6000 dollars plus tip, fellow star wars nerd.
> that kick at 1:05
Anyone think this would've been successful if the sequel trilogy was great? Like in the alternate universe where Disney just knocks VII, VIII, and IX out of the park one after the other, does something like this take off? Or what is always a doomed project?
If people are paying big bucks for a room, they want space and luxuries. Most of the people who can easily afford a room like this wouldn't stay in it because it's shit, and the fans who would absolutely love to stay in it can't afford it. Their target audience is a very small overlap of "wealthy" and "loves the sequels". Even if the movies were great and there was more fans, ultimately you're still asking for people to pay a lot for a shitty room.
I think at a certain point they forgot one of the fundamental things people assign value to. It's like trying to sell a Star Wars themed car but not having any of the shit people want in a car.
>"Is it fast?"
>No
>"Does it get good milage?"
>No
>"Oh, does it have a lot of cool features and gadgets?"
>No
>"Does it at least look cool?"
>It does not
>"Why would I buy this when I could get a much better car for the same high price?"
>Um...because it's got a Star Wars logo on it?
With that money you can just go to Villa del Balbianello and pretend you're visiting Naboo
Sadly, central Florida looks nothing like that or Naboo as we saw it. Too quote Danial Tosh: Florida is "hot, flat, and dumb". Not sure which established Star Wars locations would be compatible with such an immersive experience... maybe Dagobah. So, you'd get to see Yoda's hut where he made shitty soup and his dead corpse evaporated. Neat. Maybe learned to become a Jedi by someone Yoda also trained. I dunno.
The outer space thing should have been on a much smalller ship that is actually a series of rides. They could use a real cruise ship that they chopped up and put inside a hanger / sound stage. You travel from the swamp resort to the ship hanger and "jump to hyperspace" and then back.
Star wars must die
babe, can we kiss on the star wars bed?
remind me again how many good boy points you've earned today?
Money laundering scheme worked out just fine it seems.
>That will be 30 bucks
>$5k a day
>food isn't even included
how much is the great wolf lodge? this is basically a great wolf lodge on steroids at like 20 or 30x the price. 2k should have been the max. maybe 4k for a nicer one for 5-6 th
Couldn't they just leave it open as a regular hotel and cut all the immersive garbage? I'd stay in a sci-fi hotel, just not for thousands of dollars.
I would have done that. I would have done something like the look of the Outlander Club on Coruscant.
Why close it down instead of lowering prices ? Surely it doesn't cost that much to have people larping.
heres how i'd fix it
>LOWER THE PRICE of the rooms so its accessible to families
>add some tv's as windows where you play space scenes, with the ocasional ships flying by shooting at each other
>have some robots in the hallways that salute you or some shit when you walk by
>food that doesnt look like throw up
>sexy twileks and alien girls
>hunky jedi men
>add some ambience sounds like you're under attack or something, probably add some props so that you can shoot some turret guns at the enemy space ships (like a simple video game you can play in your room)