Hell's Kitchen is boring because all of the chefs are just boring sycophants
Hotel Hell is funny because he goes to these shitty places and makes morons cry
>the crust is soggy and rare >*violin music play* >uhh, the cheese is slipping off like snail baskin roberts >this looks like dogs dinner >the meat, piled on a pile!
This episode is peak schizo kino. The fact that the madness continued off camera was fascinating too, like the guy ended up getting deported cuz he was involved in tax fraud or some shit.
Priceless coming from the man who can't make a grilled cheese
Here's your burgah, Cinemaphile
SIMPLE. RUSTIC!
That looks tasty ngl
Gordon pls.
It would be disgusting even between 2 regular buns.
He's just trolling now
Pretending those hair plugs are real is the biggest troll.
has he ever made pizza on his show?
love me some Gordon scran
fugg I could go for a boigah right now
Oh come on, what the hell is that? How do you screw up a hamburger like that?
u wot m8
>SIMPLE
>RUSTIC
>SMASHBURGAH
I hate thickburgers. I hate them so much
>would you like some salad with your meatloaf sir
posting the webum
>pretentious bri'ish americanism slop
Truly the worst of all possible worlds
>puff pastry
>british
Noticed
a good boigah starts with proper feed & seed
It just keeps getting worse
Don't post anymore. You are shit.
I ain't no b***h
I've abstained from pizza for a long time. I miss it
BIG SLOPPA !
I make my pizzas on tortillas, suck on that Mr bigshot chef
Wait until you see their "thin" people! It's all relative.
Hell's Kitchen is boring because all of the chefs are just boring sycophants
Hotel Hell is funny because he goes to these shitty places and makes morons cry
The F Word is pretty kino
I like the dishes they make and some of the guest contests are very entertaining
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>Beaten by a drunk moron
Holy kek
The conan episode where Norm tears Gordon a new butthole and gordon can only nervously laugh is the funniest god damn thing I've ever seen
He's used to being dominant but Conan is a 7 foot lesbian and Norm is too aloof to be intimidated
>World famous chef
>from a nation infamous for having bad food
Someone is just messing with us
I'd like to eat her crust if you know what I mean.
I'd love to have sexual intercourse with her vegana. If you know what I mean
>the crust is soggy and rare
>*violin music play*
>uhh, the cheese is slipping off like snail baskin roberts
>this looks like dogs dinner
>the meat, piled on a pile!
How do you respond without responding angry?!
uncultured greasy burger thread, picrel
>take 1 bite
>all the stuff falls off and the meat is so stiff you have to eat the whole piece in one bite
>Are those... fresh ingredients? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAANEEEEE SAVE ME DOMINOSMAN
>average american family in 10 years
Australian.
Anyone have context on the vid? Like where it came from.
The Trees, park style and how the guys are dressed, I'm gonna say either the Austin area or the Fresno area.
the original:
the american remake:
Americans need to fricking be exterminated from the face of the earth
Damn. I might try that once but eating that regularly would destroy your body.
That reminds me of a time where I had a few slices of meat lovers pizza and felt like I was going to have a heart attack for the next few days.
Fat pigs
pepperoni is shit tier pizza. literally only kids like it
every 3-4 years I usually go on a binge of pepperoni pizza for weeks and then stop for another 3-4 years
Same. It's top tier slop but I feel like straight up death after a few slices and then it feels unappetizing for a long time.
>t. 31 y/o boomer
Maddox pls go
upvoted! I prefer ham and pineapple meself haha
shittok and its consequences
It's just a slice of grease. Sometimes you just want some greasy, low-effort fast food, but even that has it's limits
About to order 2 large 2 topping zas. What should I get on them?
Nothing wrong with this pizza, this guy was always a massive whiney homosexual creating fake content.
Its fricking raw you donkey.
the cheese is focking MELTED you donkey
>aaah, now it's perfect
Meme's aside the crust does look raw and the cheese looks disgusting
How can he ever live this down?
>the secret is to not make the bread too thin
thanks Gordo
By continuing to refuse to just cook a fricking grilled cheese sandwich without overcomplicating it and fricking it up
You're a moran if you can't see the difference in those.
Yeah he made the burger patty thicker
This episode is peak schizo kino. The fact that the madness continued off camera was fascinating too, like the guy ended up getting deported cuz he was involved in tax fraud or some shit.
>mfw I see a black table
>is your pussy on the menu, my dear?
His daughters are right proper slags
Did the right one just suck off a smurf?
lol his shoes
Gordon dresses like a ten year old
Left seems like a decent girl, but right is a certified 10/10 in bongland, prime slag.
How long are you gays gonna keep making the exact same fricking thread. I've seen this exact thread with the exact same replies at least ten times now
thanks doc
>How long are you gays gonna keep making the exact same fricking thread
Again, and again, and again.
Everything has been talked about to death. Come up with a better conversation
>wannabe janny
patheitc
Rustic
Homely
Fresh
Breathtaking
Simply, delicous
Wallah