>The 600 lbs IMAX print of OPPENHEIMER

>The 600 lbs IMAX print of ‘OPPENHEIMER’
Jesus, Nolan.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's going to look awesome on my phone

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      :^)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best viewed at 360p to save bandwidth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP, paygays are hilarious. imagine not laying in bed with your phone playing bluray or higher quality and hooked up to a imax theater sound system full blast watching kino FOR FREE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time to watch Oppenheimer how Nolan intended.....

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you move that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very carefully

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        LMFAO!

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my 600lb movie life

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how loud the bomb is going to sound in theaters

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the moment of silence right before the bomb explodes
      >someone rips a god damn fart so loud everyone laughs
      every, fricking, time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Always the bean eater

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          dude did it when that lady hyper-space rammed that star ship at the kinoplex i was at. fricking everyone there lol'd.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bomb explodes
      >blast wave travels towards the viewer and comes out of the speakers
      >the moviegoers get blown to pieces

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will probably be drown out by the soundtrack.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The unfortunate thing is they'll use a movie bomb sound that's very impressive and rumbly, instead of what an atomic bomb actually sounds like--just a really short BANG like every other real life explosion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be just like the sound that Jango Fetts bombs make. Mark my words

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're assuming they don't kill the sound altogether and just have the explosion be silent.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Nolan wasn't a hack he would cut the noise and play Orange Colored Sky by Nat King Cole.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they keep jump cutting to it with every thrust during the sex scene.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bomb detonates
      >Komm Susser Todd starts playing
      Bravo Nolan

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    oppenheimer? he hardly touched her

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why not just play it off of a hard drive?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      exactly its not like normies can tell the difference between a yify rip and a full fledged film reel.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would take more megabytes than there are atoms in the universe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        for you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      IMAX is 18K resolution

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        UHDs are at most 100GB
        18K is only 4.5 times as much as 4k.
        4.5 times 100GB is 450GB.
        500GB is very small for a hard disk.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >18K is only 4.5 times as much as 4k

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's actually 18 times the detail

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, it's not total pixel count. But that's easily fixed:
            ~~*1.91/2.74)*18000)*18000) / (4096*2160) ~= 25
            25*450GB = 11.25 TB

            A 16TB HDD would cost a fraction of that monstrosity of a film reel.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your math is cringe.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Let us know when 18K digital projectors have been invented.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.digitalprojection.com/en/projectors/m-vision-laser-18k/

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And how many of those are actually in movie theaters today?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hell, plenty of cinemas still use 2K.
                No one cares.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                read the specs, that projector is 18k lumens, not 18k resolution

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They only call it 18K because it's 18000 lumens...

                >Graphics standards up to 1920 x 1200 resolution at 60Hz via HDMI or DisplayPort.

                There is no actual 18K digital projector.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >M-Vision Laser 18K.
                >1920 x 1200 pixels native
                >18,000 Lumens

                That's a 1080p projector you moron.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Embarrassing post.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              How exactly are cheap movie theater computers supposed to play 18K digital files? You didn't really think this through did you...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Use an array of 4k cameras projecting different parts of the movie so it sums up to 18k.

                Would probably be cheaper than IMAX equipment.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which type of computer has this processing power?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What processing power?
                You can pre-split it and the cameras can work independently, only sharing a simple synchronization signal.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Georgie Porgey pudding and pie
                Kissed the girls and made them cry
                When the girls come out to play
                The processing power of 12 Blurays

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What processing power?

                To decode the 18K digital file on the hard drive and play it on a digital projector. Something has to do the heavy lifting here. It's not a film projector. It's a digital projector.

                >You can pre-split it and the cameras can work independently.

                Cameras? You mean projectors?

                >simple synchronization signal.

                Explain how. What equipment is used to "synchronize" multiple 4K to 6K video signals together. How robust is it? How often does it need maintenance? It sounds good on paper, but I get the feeling you are BS'ing all of us.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Explain how.

                An aggregated compute rack could do this pretty fricking easily man. What do you think a datacenter does? It's literally just a cabinets and cabinets of dozens of aggregated compute synched to a controller. Same fricking thing for "supercomputers".

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >An aggregated compute rack could do this pretty fricking easily man. What do you think a datacenter does? It's literally just a cabinets and cabinets of dozens of aggregated compute synched to a controller. Same fricking thing for "supercomputers".

                So you expect movie theaters to have datacenter level equipment and multiple 4K projectors per theater auditorium? Who is going to pay for that?

                Do you realize that most movie theaters still only run 2K projectors for most of their screens? And they only for those 2K projectors because movie studios were willing to help pay for it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon is just having fun thinking up this never-going-happen scenario.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Explain how
                You just need a clock to tell each projector when to display the next image. GPS effectively does something like that with nanosecond precision, doing it 10,000 times less precise (sub-millisecond range) is something you the person reading this right now could do with a breadboard circuit, it’s piss easy if you have the equipment

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >To decode the 18K digital file on the hard drive and play it on a digital projector. Something has to do the heavy lifting here. It's not a film projector. It's a digital projector.
                The 4k projectors only each play back a 4k movie that is one region of the whole picture.

                >Cameras? You mean projectors?
                Yes, my bad.

                >Explain how. What equipment is used to "synchronize" multiple 4K to 6K video signals together. How robust is it? How often does it need maintenance? It sounds good on paper, but I get the feeling you are BS'ing all of us.
                It's pretty simple technology. Have you never seen video displays made out multiple monitors aka video walls?
                Simplest method would be to just have a central controller send a "display next frame" command to all projectors.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What equipment is used to "synchronize" multiple 4K to 6K video signals together
                It's a standard feature in professional equipment, called "genlock".

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You keep Throwing out terms but not actually showing us anything.

                I guess you are avoiding it since you tried to tell everyone about "18K digital projectors" earlier in the thread. But you got it wrong and it was just 18K lumens. Lmao.

                Inb4 it that was a different anon. Yadda yadda.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This moron doesn't understand prores 4k raw bit rate. Point and laugh at him and remind him he's a tard.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit my phone only plays 8k. Need to upgrade again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there're no rips yet

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a big reel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      U U U U

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, this thread....again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      post something better homo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off israelite. A good thread was killed for this bullshit, again.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My 600lb kino

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >600 lbs
    OF PUSSY AND ASS

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And here I am paying 15 bucks for a single roll of 35mm

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't he send them a digital file?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't hack 11 miles of film

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        watch me

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who else EYE MAXXing it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      has she had a kid yet?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah it's a she, unlike the shadman comic you jerk off to.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's actually a trap, the "I'm really a girl" thing she came out with later was because she went from femboy to trans.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you wish homo

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Her name is Kat, username is nyannyancosplay. Not trans unfortunately. She’s super huge into asian and kpop boys lol. I only know all this because my gf is friends with her on instagram.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's just a psy-op.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, 35mm movies still exist? Shit I thought they were phase out like a decade ago.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nolan's face when a pleb near him calls imax 35mm

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is like what you would have asked people in the 1940s to imagine how films in the future would be displayed.
    Bigger reels!

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a shit what format you movie is on

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh celluloid film
    Nolan and Tarantino are such cringy homosexuals

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Nolan have a small benis?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thread theme

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not "roll in"

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The 600 lbs IMAX print of OPPENHEIMER is right behind me, isn't it?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet still not as big as my Xev Bellringer folder.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    at 18k rez I can count Cillian's pubes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Andy Capp if he real

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many lbs of that is Florence Pugh's soft shitty body?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see Paul Allen's film reel

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all of that instead of just a hard drive

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE 18 FOOKIN' KAY

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't inhale a single molecule of smoke

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I... i dont understand, do kids today have to film everything and share it ? Even the moronic things ?
      I remember being a kid and playing pretend with friends or alone, but not dressing fully like that and in public !

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were born into a world entirely built around simulacra. All they know is fake.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >space question mark
        die, boomer

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Over 600 pounds of certified kino

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >None of you wienersuckers noticing 600lbs of Dark Knight Rises

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plane scene in 18k when?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want my imax to bring in speed racer. Going to Oppo this Thursday.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a pretty big print

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and the 600lbs of Florence Pugh

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I carried this up the stairs into the projector room.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you get asked to move a crt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nolan demands real hernias, not cgi.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does that even work? Like, where do they put those things or whatever

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's an HDMI slot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the film is delivered in multiple reels stored inside canisters that look like pic related. the projectionist basically tapes the ends of the films together, into one giant reel
      once the film is done showing they splice the sections apart again and rewind them back onto their reels

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's moronic

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          before that system, projectionists literally had to switch between two projectors for every reel of film. which is why if you ever watched movies before the digital age you would see holes in the top right corner of the screen. they're cues to signal the projectionist to start the motor of the alternate projector and then turn the lamp on before the reel of the other runs out. the platter system made it so it was seamless but Hollywood still kept the changeover cues for poorgay cinemas that couldn't afford the upgrade
          i miss doing it, it was a fun job with cool people, brainwraps and all. that said, nolan is a fricking hack

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The torrents are going to look like ass, aren't they?

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares because the actors went on strike like greedy israelites

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >600 lbs of ASS and breasts
    Now THAT'S WHAT I'm TALKING ABOUT CHRIS

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is a big film for The Dark Knight Rises

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This whole 18K projection idea is quite absurd. At the distances the audience is seated from the screen you couldn't see the extra resolution anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just about seeing extra resolution. IMAX is crisper, has much better clarity, and better colors due to the huge size of the film negative. Even when projected at the same distance as a normal 35mm film or 4K image, you will notice a difference with IMAX. Its called oversampling.

      IMAX has special screens that are much larger to help show off the technology. However watching IMAX outside a dedicated IMAX film theater is a waste. Digital IMAX is basically a lie. I call it LieMAX. They just downscale the image from an 18K film reel (as seen in the OP image) to a 4K digital file. Then project it in theaters. Stay away from those.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Our eyes can't see any higher than 8k 60fps anyway

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And at the end of the day it will still be digitised and burned on to a dvd, so some old dude can watch it on his 28” combi Cinemaphile.

    if Nolan really cared about film and not just trying to be a pretentious homosexual he would be calling for the reintroduction of VHS so everyone can watch on film. But no just a pretentious hack

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reintroduction of VHS so everyone can watch on film
      You do realize that VHS is NOT film? It's analog video, on 1/2" magnetic tape. I probably just got trolled.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nolan needs to bring back Super8.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          We had a bunch of Super 8 family movies. Trust me, there's nothing good about the format. It's film, yes, but the frames are SO FRICKING SMALL.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i probably just got trolled.
        We all get trolled in the end anon.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just save it as DoVi HDR mkv. Show off dumbass.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >600lbs of Pussy and...wiener?!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DICKS, SO MANY DICKS ALL OVER THE SCREEN

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you dropped that from a plane would it kill as many people as in Hiroshima?

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long until
    >Projectionist Killed by Nolan's 600lb Bomb Movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being crushed to death by pure, unfiltered kino.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The 600 lbs IMAX print of ‘OPPENHEIMER’
    >Jesus, Nolan.
    And yet a roll of film for my camera is 20 bucks. Frick movie gays

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that like 500tb

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because of the nature of film, it's infinite terabytes.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    all for a piece of garbage

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do we neeeeed imax screen to watch the imax cut? Its not like its not possible to shrink it down so it fits conventional screens. Bullshit gimmick.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just bought a ticket for saturday afternoon showing for Oppenheimer. Yeah im based

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why a character drama like this needs the IMAX treatment.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know it's gonna be a boring fricking film when this is the marketing for it.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a fairly small amount of film for an average-sized person, I'd say?

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Load it up wagie

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