The absolute state of nick right now

The absolute state of nick right now

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    good lord are they desperate

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't had treated their cartoons like shit by pushing them onto nicktoons for not having spongebob ratings even spongebob ratings are in the shitter now now no one wants to work with them

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nickelodeon has been bottom of the barrel tier shit for a good few years now and no one can tell me otherwise

    • 8 months ago
      Broken_Gizmo

      It's been dogshit since the mid-00's.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wish i grew up with more nick to confirm or debate this

        Breadwinners is shit I agree, but at least it gave us this qt

        if i see anyone eyeing this character im going to assume they're a pedophile, same case as bluey anon it's just the way it has to be

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rambamboo is in her 20’s/30’s.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not fricking true El Tigre was awesome.

        • 8 months ago
          Broken_Gizmo

          I didn't say it was all shit, that being said i never watched el tigre because for whatever reason i hate the artstyle.
          His mom was hot though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Breadwinners is shit I agree, but at least it gave us this qt

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they would sell TMNT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harvey Beaks was pretty good

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we really need more Pickle and Peanut tier garbage?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >7:15
    >Show just starts sucking it's own dick with the shark character explaining how fresh and funny this show is
    holy shit that's pathetic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how this cartoon has the audacity to claim that three friends being a bunch of gibbering morons who bicker with each other is "new".

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        just say morons you fricking moron nobody says moron besides actual underagegays

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person there's multiple ways to say someones an idiot, you don't always need to say moron

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but who the frick says moron besides underage gays

            moron moron moron moron moron, I hope that satisfies you you room temperate IQ nitwit.

            you're saying it too much moron you need to keep it moderate

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is there a moron limit, am I exceeding my daily limit on how much I can say moron, is Hiro gonna come down and hit me with a fee for saying it too much on this fine backwater we call Cinemaphile? No? moron.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron moron moron moron moron, I hope that satisfies you you room temperate IQ nitwit.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nick went to shit the moment they dropped their best character ever.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They even rebooted him.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the soul?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Modern Nick
          >Soul

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      face is too pointy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...i recognize that artstyle...

      • 8 months ago
        truteal

        One of the producers was a Total Drama Storyboarder

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Teen Titans GO clone

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      HIPS

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It may be shit now but just wait, in a good 10-15 years, people will admit it wasn’t a that bad of a show.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In 10-15 years absolutely no one will remember this at all outside an occasional mention in a "forgotten shows" thread

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, I’ll bite.

    What kind of original show do you want from Nickelodeon these days?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything that's good, I ain't asking for them to make some kind of miracle show that satisfies everyone, I just want something decent, and they CAN still make decent cartoons, they just don't give them the time they need to survive because anything that isn't Spongebob NEEDS to hit Spongebob numbers because otherwise Nickelodeon thinks it's a waste of their time and money, they get smothered in their sleep if they aren't an instant hit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anything that's good
        >anything that's decent
        So what's good and decent?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Loud House was okay before it got run into the ground, the 2012 TMNT show was decent enough, Harvey Beaks was also decent, it's not much but they've still got in them to make decent cartoons, but only the 2012 TMNT cartoon got a good lifespan for a show, Loud House is being turned into another corpse like Spongebob since Nickelodeon NEEDS something to replace Fairly Oddparents and Harvey Beaks only got 2 seasons before they pulled the plug, Nicktoons nowadays either last way too long or barely get any time to themselves before dying.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Harvey Beaks was also decent

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Middlemost post was something that was new, original, and decent, and yet I have never seen anyone outside of Twitter give that show any sort of attention. They put it to bed prematurely with a Halloween special as its finale. Something that was more relaxed and didn't follow the SpongeBob method was it's pony, Cinemaphile had regular mega threads for it, and it still ended after only two seasons. Get real, nobody here is going to watch anything new and original on Nick unless it has
            A. Waifu bait
            B. World building for loregays
            C. An art and animation style that fans aren't going to immediately call "muh Calarts beanmouth"
            It seems as if most detractors from the current Nickelodeon status quo are asking for shows that they obviously have no interest in because they want to target to the paw patrol demographic and occasionally they nostalgia bait old fans with "revival series". They don't want new and original series unless it's easy to produce and/or can sell toys. Simple as.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              People are watching, it’s just not enough for Nickelodeon if it ain’t making Spongebob level ratings, the cartoons are still enjoyable and the viewers pay attention, but it’s never enough for the execs.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          cartoon network 10 years ago and before that was enjoyable
          if nick followed a formula similar to what cn had (maybe even some of their own older shows too) before everything was a simplistic shitfest nick would thrive, if people didnt move on from typical cable channels already that is

          One of the producers was a Total Drama Storyboarder

          i knew it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't need to be original, they could adapt a book series or a comic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What kind of original show do you want from Nickelodeon these days?
      nothing I don't want anything wasted on nick considering how they treat their shows, the network needs to die

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched a second of Nick in almost 30 years so whatever they play now might as well be a transmission from Mars to me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a husk of what it used to be, that's all you need to know

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be the show that kills Helluva Boss, Lackadaisy and Monkey Wrench.

    Sorry furgays, but the Nicktoon chads control the indie animationsphere

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This feels like something from 2013. It's so dated.

  12. 8 months ago
    The Beast

    III AM THE BEAST WHO RUINED NICK, EVEN IF THE SHOWS BAD, WE’LL SUCK YOUR DICK

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