For $5,000, one sip of that drink better be able to recreate the entirety of my childhood memories in a euphoric dopamine rush that has me weeping at the end and begging for more. I better also get a date with an alien.
>"Haha those silly Disney influencers, am I right normal one havers?" >[ buys thousands of dollars in Gisnep merchandise """"ironically""" ]
Genuinely hope this hideous living embodiment of Tay-Sach's gets raped and murdered by one of her schizo waifugay fans in an alley in Fantasyland, the Main Street Electical Parade theme music blaring as the life leaves her body and the 37 year old he/him brony with halitosis and gout makes a flower crown with her entrails.
>don't like woman >resort to rape immediately
get your meds and never leave your homes.
>"Haha those silly Disney influencers, am I right normal one havers?" >[ buys thousands of dollars in Gisnep merchandise """"ironically""" ]
Genuinely hope this hideous living embodiment of Tay-Sach's gets raped and murdered by one of her schizo waifugay fans in an alley in Fantasyland, the Main Street Electical Parade theme music blaring as the life leaves her body and the 37 year old he/him brony with halitosis and gout makes a flower crown with her entrails.
4 might be a bit ungenerous as I'd rate that someone painful to look at, but yeah, she's nothing special.
I'm working on a schizo theory that disney bought the rights for star wars just to make these parks, which is why they never gave a shit about the story. Can anyone give me evidence that supports or denies this?
There's no schizo theory to be made, obviously the real money is in the merchandise, too bad for them they filled the movies with disgusting looking characters so no kid actually wants the toys.
I'm going to get Jenny pregnant and marry her and have a blissful 10 years of marriage but butt heads with her as our son gets older and grow apart and get divorced after 14 years and live in a condo and visit our son on weekends and get rub and tugs on weekdays in the morning closing my eyes pretending I'm back in those early days with a pregnant Jenny with a full pregnant belly tugging me off before a blissful sleep spooning dreaming of the man our boy will be. And you can't stop me from doing this.
>even if i had all the money in the world i would not buy a drink for such a price
You never bought something that cost $1 just because you could? That's how it is for some folks, it wouldn't even make a dent in their pocket.
>you WILL drink from the pod >you WILL spend two months' pay on the beverage >you WILL stay in the windowless hotel and consume BRAND
And you'll be happy.
I bet it's taste won't be anything special BUT HEY YOU WANT SOCIAL MEDIA TO KNOW WHAT AN EPIC STAR WARS FAN YOU ARE HECK YOU MIGHT EVEN MAKE IT ON RHE NEWS
Is there really a market for this? Seems to me like someone who has enough frick you money to pay $5000 for a drink would not give a shit about Star Wars.
Maybe they made star wars their entire personality and naturally have no kids so they have no future to save for and just spend whatever they have to avoid the crushing realization that their life is shut and to give up the facade would hurt their ego
>I heckin LOVE Disney and being a troony dink with no responsibilities! If you don't want to buy it it's not for you! >Why yes I am a socialist how could you tell?
>it better come with this and that bro
it will cost them at most $60 to make the drink. best you can hope for is getting to keep the light up cup and you will be happy about it
i'm much happier, as though i've seen it all, i'm aware of the benevolent love of the fabric of reality, and have embraced the beautiful reality of its fractal nature. something these benadryl ssri deppressive dopamine driven morons won't understand til their next life
>why are our parks losing money? There's no way our business isn't a scam, look at all those good things you get to WATCH because you're not allowed to take the rice cooker, but here, enjoy a 5k shot made of fricking koolaid
How is this legal?
I went to Disneyland land a few months back and it's amazing how star wars land is nothing but sequel shit. No original trilogy, no prequels. That's one of the dumbest business decisions I've ever seen. But don't worry you can take pictures with Kylo Ren and Rey.
>Meds now
List of notable visitors to Epstein's island (released from 2,000+ pg. court document from Maxwell case):
Jeffrey Epstein, Katy Perry (rumored), Ghislaine Maxwell, John Podesta, Michael Podesta, the Clintons, Matt Groening (Creator of Simpsons), Anthony Wiener, Steven Spielberg, Ruth Ginsburg, Wendi Murdoch, Naomi Campbell, Val Kilmer, Marina Abromovic (Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Jay Z's mentor), Phil Collins (Little Black Book), Jimmy Page, Chris Tucker, Lisa Summers, Bill Murray, Andres Pastrana (30th pres. of Colombia), Woody Allen, Paula Epstein, Stefani Germanotta (Lady Gaga), Mark Epstein, Chris Wagner (NHL), Donald Trump, Seth Green, James Gunn, Lady Gaga (under real name), Tom Hanks, Barack Obama, Kevin Spacey, Kathy Griffin, Oprah Winfrey, Shawn Carter, Beyonce, Anthony Kiedis, John Legend, Chrissy Tiegen, Jim Carrey, Steven Tyler, Ben Affleck, Will Ferrell, Akon, Eminem, Victor Salva, Charlie Sheen, Gwen Stefani, James Franco, Dustin Hoffman (Black Book), Will Smith, Justin Roiland, Stephen Colbert, John Cusack, Anderson Cooper, Demi Moore, Brian Affleck, Meryl Streep, Wanda Sykes, Jimmy Buffett (Black Book), Chelsea Handler, Michelle Wolf, Pharrell Williams, Quentin Tarantino, Mike Bloomberg (Black Book) Courtney Love (not surprised), Alec Baldwin, RDJ, Disney Corp (Offering droves of children under "scuba trip" guise), and a plethora of the Rothschilds
Link to document: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6250471-Epstein-Docs.html?s=09
click the link, dumbass. it's not a conspiracy. those are court papers with picture and witness evidence. fricking dullard
2 years ago
Anonymous
half those names dont show up in the document at all, you're a moron who believes anything he reads online
2 years ago
Anonymous
you read all 2,000 pages just now? look over it. all those names come from witnesses, the black book, and the flight list. glow harder next time
2 years ago
Anonymous
have you read all 2000 pages? there's a search function you tech-illiterate boomer
2 years ago
Anonymous
nice prevarication. you have the sources, homosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
the source you posted doesn't say what you think it does, try checking things in future before reposting them to avoid looking like a complete moron
2 years ago
Anonymous
prevarication again. stop responding. it's embarrassing and purely futile. you know it's true, but you want to live in your consumerist illusion where tom hanks isn't a scientologist pedo cult leader and kidnapper and lady gaga just makes israelitesic
2 years ago
Anonymous
meds
now
2 years ago
Anonymous
World Economic Forum, Tikkun Olam, Jeffrey Epstein, the Canaanites, Freemasons, Kabbalah, Rothschilds, Travistock Institute, Egyptian Hermetics, Luciferians, Molech, The Black Cube, Cult of Saturn, Edomites
2 years ago
Anonymous
>please stop BTFOing me
alright, concession accepted. you can close the tab now
2 years ago
Anonymous
>self proclaimed genius doesn't believe in publicly released documents >believes everyone is out to get him >don't question product
Cruise ships have a lot of drunk traps like this for wealthy people cutting lose. The ATMs in the casino charge like 200$ fees to withdraw money. Bottle services in the dance clubs are full of upcharged drinks.
I went on a cruise once and a simple shot of tequila was $30 each. I got laid by buying two but still I was pissed off at the numbers the whole time
>The ATMs in the casino charge like 200$ fees to withdraw money.
Holy fricking shit. I've seen $10 withdrawal fees and I thought that was a fricking ripoff
Their custom ATM machines charge your bank, who then pass on the charge to you. Your www.freebankonline.com account will not have an ATM in that cruise ship casino
Their custom ATM machines charge your bank, who then pass on the charge to you. Your www.freebankonline.com account will not have an ATM in that cruise ship casino
My credit union will reimburse any ATM fees I incur no matter what ATM I use, however they limit that to something like $100 a month. More than enough for normal ATMs, but obviously not enough for something as obscene as that.
I go to restaurants pay for my parties meals and leave a decent tip to boot, I ain't a cheapskate but if I don't have a ballpark estimate then I'm not patronizing your business
>Order wienertail >Drink it >That'll by $5000 plus tip sir >Nah frick you I'm not paying you shit
What the frick are they gonna do about it? If they push the issue then claim that it was not satisfactorily made and complain to customer service. How will they disprove that the wienertail you drank wasn't up to par?
Then just say the drink was defective and tasted like ass, was not as advertised or whatever
How will they disprove it?
At worst you get a lifetime ban from disney world (who cares lol), you aren't getting jail time for refusing to pay for a shitty drink
>How will they disprove it?
They don't have to "disprove" anything. They'll sue you and in civil court they only need to clear the "preponderance of evidence" standard of guilt, which is much lower than "beyond a reasonable doubt".
They'll say their bartender attended X hours of training, produce documentation to that effect, and the jury will think you're an butthole and side with Disney because they like Star Wars.
>mix some $5 vodka with some cheap fruit juice and a dash of food coloring >that'll be $5000 plus tip
I can not be mad at Disney and other companies for being so scummy. If morons buy this, exploit them.
I think a lot of guys give a dollar per drink, or 10-30% on a bar tab. But knowing the entitled American bartenders, they would likely expect a $500 tip for one drink.
Typically, places that serve drinks/bottles/etc on that price range, it's a built in cost. Either through membership fees, service charge ala VIP sections, or some other horseshit that sounds expensive on a piece of paper.
They're straight up taking advantage of these child-adults out there who were raised by indulgent parents and taught zero impulse control. Parents are supposed to reign their kids in when they do or say stupid things. Eventually, they should learn to make them calls themselves. They were not given that important life skill, though. This is the result. And it's only the beginning.
>the fricking c**t just grabbing it and drinking it
You fricking double Black person, you wait until everyone has one, and you cheer before you drink, not after.
The same people who that Kardashian marketing scheme awhile back was for. Nuevo-riche dumb fricks, usually the kind that still think Palo Alto is cool.
kiber (early Star Wars draft scripts) -> kaiburr (Splinter of the Mind's Eye) -> kyber (nuWars lightsaber crystals) >Ben Kenobi was intended to explain to Luke Skywalker how the Kiber Crystal collected the Force and allowed the wielder to use it.[23] Eventually, in a later edition of the draft, "The Star Wars: From the Adventures of Luke Starkiller, Third-Draft, August 1975," the plot was expanded to include Kenobi attempting to capture his personal Kiber Crystal from the "Crystal Chamber" on the Imperial throne world of Alderaan.
I see nothing wrong with this, anyone moronic enough to care about Star Wars after what Disney did deserves to be raped and killed and I bet they would enjoy it
The most expensive drink i tasted is the Remy Martin Louis XIII cognac
While it tasted excellent, i dont believe its worth the twenty fold markup or so from the XO
I'd rather spend that much money on a recreation of a Star Trek drink like Scotty's green whiskey, that thing Troi liked, or something from Quark's. wtf even is a Kaiburr Crystal? I don't remember that from any of the movies.
I'm working on a schizo theory that disney bought the rights for star wars just to make these parks, which is why they never gave a shit about the story. Can anyone give me evidence that supports or denies this?
The best part is he's just larping. Look at the guy on the left, he clearly tilts the cup because there's nothing fricking in it, the guy "drinking" is just faking it for the video. They literally couldn't even be bothered putting anything in the fricking glasses.
Star Wars has been gentrified. Seriously look at all the woke upper class bullshit they've put into the brand. They're trying to turn it into a fricking lifestyle brand
I once tried butterbeer at harrypotter world, it was just fizzy water with cream on top and cost 10 quid for the big cup and I thought that was a ripoff
I just got the beer and walked away. No idea why they'd give you the beer and then wait in a 200-person line to pay for it.
And I thought it was good. It's just a cream soda/root beer float type thing
jesus frick
Don’t use the Lord’s name in vain you disgusting atheist
For $5,000, one sip of that drink better be able to recreate the entirety of my childhood memories in a euphoric dopamine rush that has me weeping at the end and begging for more. I better also get a date with an alien.
It's gonna be a margarita with food coloring served on a coaster with a dry ice cube in a chinese plastic cup with LEDs in the base
CONSOOOOOOOOM
Time for your meds RLMedditor
Kek
It better come with an alien date
Shameless shill.
She needs to be impregnated against her will. Preferably by one of the trannies that keep posting pictures of her in the swg
>don't like woman
>resort to rape immediately
get your meds and never leave your homes.
Playing hard to get doesn't work. Nobody will rape you, troony.
Take your HRT meds
influencer is just an euphemism for advertiser. they keep adding new words when the old ones get dirtied.
>influencer is just an euphemism for advertiser
I prefer the term 'prostitute'.
>"Haha those silly Disney influencers, am I right normal one havers?"
>[ buys thousands of dollars in Gisnep merchandise """"ironically""" ]
Genuinely hope this hideous living embodiment of Tay-Sach's gets raped and murdered by one of her schizo waifugay fans in an alley in Fantasyland, the Main Street Electical Parade theme music blaring as the life leaves her body and the 37 year old he/him brony with halitosis and gout makes a flower crown with her entrails.
You know what's also yummy? $2 8% ABV malt beer that will do way more for me than whatever Kool aid with a shot of gin that is.
I hate people who say yummy
>disney influencer
get me off this gay earth
Oh, they're real.
https://www.instagram.com/styledbymagic/
The only thing I want to know is what's inside.
>this cringe slampig has 63k followers
I wonder how much this deranged hambeast makes doing this
>no kids
pretty funny, this is how they all talk
>Disney Influencer
Fricking hell, is that what they call themselves?
Ugly b***h. She’s like a 4/10 at best, I never understood how she has so many fans
4 might be a bit ungenerous as I'd rate that someone painful to look at, but yeah, she's nothing special.
There's no schizo theory to be made, obviously the real money is in the merchandise, too bad for them they filled the movies with disgusting looking characters so no kid actually wants the toys.
For $5k it'd better be a bit more than just yummy. I can get a Michelin star meal for under $200 and that'll be delicious.
if some twitter b***h says a drink is yummy chances are it's some shitty fruity wienertail
Every day I’m grateful for my mother not drinking while pregnant
I'm going to get Jenny pregnant and marry her and have a blissful 10 years of marriage but butt heads with her as our son gets older and grow apart and get divorced after 14 years and live in a condo and visit our son on weekends and get rub and tugs on weekdays in the morning closing my eyes pretending I'm back in those early days with a pregnant Jenny with a full pregnant belly tugging me off before a blissful sleep spooning dreaming of the man our boy will be. And you can't stop me from doing this.
The absolute state of waifugays HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAjpvdg
What is her Only Fans?
>posting this commiefornian roastie with fetal alchohol syndrome
No price is too great when your resisting racism and capitalism
checked and underrated
This! Buy the $5000 shot from Disney to own the chuds!
Keked and checked
fricking kek
thats one year of rent for me
why are rich people so degenerate?
even if i had all the money in the world i would not buy a drink for such a price
where are you renting?
eastern europe
>even if i had all the money in the world i would not buy a drink for such a price
You never bought something that cost $1 just because you could? That's how it is for some folks, it wouldn't even make a dent in their pocket.
>year of rent
for a carpet shampooer or something?
Imagine how much heroin you could buy with that money. Much better bang for your buck.
oh no, a rich person exists, guess I better shit and piss myself again
oh no a moronic homosexual posted on Cinemaphile, guess it must be a thursday
you tagged the wrong post, commie, unless rich people actually make you cope and seethe?
>served in a pod
I better keep the pod. It better come with a real kyber crystal mined from actual space. And I better also get a date with an alien.
This plus I get to bang the alien the whole night
For 5000 bucks I'm sure you can find some chick somewhere willing to cosplay as a Twi'Lek and ride you
Cosplay? We’re talking about a REAL alien
>you WILL drink from the pod
>you WILL spend two months' pay on the beverage
>you WILL stay in the windowless hotel and consume BRAND
And you'll be happy.
What's the problem with it? If anything they should make more expensive options.
Frick off Elon
Honestly, why does it bother you that they take money from star wars fans??
I’m not a Trekkie
how much is that in space credits
Republic Dataries or something more real?
It's about 324 Tattoine Dinars so you do the math.
>5k
For that price, that better be adrenochrome based
And come with a date with an alien
Alcohol is degenerate and should be banned.
Ngl if it was banned I probably would quit. Idk anyone who sells illegal things anymore.
Uhh, I think I'll just watch a youtube video and laugh.
capitalismbros, we keep winning
>caring that rich people are throwing their money away
I wish I could make a luxury goods company and sell $10,000 pens to fricking moron sheiks
Why don't you? Just but some dollar store pens and resell them.
What's in it? I bet it's edible gold
Goold?
kill all rich people and manchildren
Cost more than the production values of Kenobi.
I bet it's taste won't be anything special BUT HEY YOU WANT SOCIAL MEDIA TO KNOW WHAT AN EPIC STAR WARS FAN YOU ARE HECK YOU MIGHT EVEN MAKE IT ON RHE NEWS
What does blue milk taste of
Completely guessing but probably just Rumchata or Pina Colada with blue curacao marked up to $30.
blue and green milk at the parks is like a capri sun rice gogurt milk thing
it's so good
It's good, but I'd never order it again. Tastes like a blueberry smoothie, and despite the "milk" moniker it's non-dairy.
It's offensive to sell a meme drink for $5000 in this economy
Obviously fake, you’re all twitter gays
Is there really a market for this? Seems to me like someone who has enough frick you money to pay $5000 for a drink would not give a shit about Star Wars.
Maybe they made star wars their entire personality and naturally have no kids so they have no future to save for and just spend whatever they have to avoid the crushing realization that their life is shut and to give up the facade would hurt their ego
It's made with juice from the park Reys
>I heckin LOVE Disney and being a troony dink with no responsibilities! If you don't want to buy it it's not for you!
>Why yes I am a socialist how could you tell?
Something a cosplay prop youtuber could put together in a weekend with under 50$ worth of materials
I wish the money wasnt going to disney but seeing wealthy people fall for scams is delightful
If you get mad they are charging too much then you are low iq sw fan, simple as.
Not even if it were poured straight out from Daisy Ridley's shaved pussy
>it better come with this and that bro
it will cost them at most $60 to make the drink. best you can hope for is getting to keep the light up cup and you will be happy about it
For 8 grand you can smoke one of Carrie FIsher's few remaining boogers off the actual sith dagger from rise of skywalker
it isnt even a full fricking drink? its just a shot? holy frick
How much you want to bet you dont get to keep the bucket
I better keep the camtono. And the table, And get an alien gf.
>camtono
i despise you for knowing that
A youtube comment reminded me of the word
Disney adult xisters... it's beautiful
>you will never be as happy as he is, because the real world is a sad place and you have seen it all.
AAAAAAAA FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU
i'm much happier, as though i've seen it all, i'm aware of the benevolent love of the fabric of reality, and have embraced the beautiful reality of its fractal nature. something these benadryl ssri deppressive dopamine driven morons won't understand til their next life
It's not real happiness. It's a facade to fit in with fellow "nerds" on the internet.
This is a parody channel fortunately
Dude is banned from Disney world over this shit
That's pretty funny if true.
These are the freaks they tanked the franchise for. JFC.
Damn that's incredible mobility for someone his size.
He spent 6 months recovering in physical therapy after making that video.
lol, for $5000,it better come with twelic slave girl cosplay waitress, that rides my dick rawdog for an hour
$5k for THAT? Anyone going on a Disney Star Wars cruise needs to be fricking gassed
If I was a disney executive, I'd make a twilek pussy juice drink and charge $10k for it
Is it Aayla Secura's piss directly from tap?
Does it come with a handjob?
No, but you are definitely getting fricked
Based Carlos
>it's been over a month and Reva's lightsaber still isn't funded
>A GI Joe vehicle gets funded on it's first day, unlocking multiple unclock tiers
THIRD SISTERS! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!?
https://www.jeditemplearchives.com/2022-06-29-star-wars-is-dead/
>300 vs 500 dollar toy
Of course the GI one would succeed
The Joe vehicle was an essential vehicle, like a Tie Fighter in Star Wars. It also came with two action figures and had a shitload of features.
Is it manned by Black folk tho ?
Star wars is dead? Thank god
Funded? Why are people crowdfunding anything from these giant companies?
Why should disney spend their own money to make these?
>a fricking rice cooker
Gotta recoup the cost since Kennedy has been running the franchise into the ground
>why are our parks losing money? There's no way our business isn't a scam, look at all those good things you get to WATCH because you're not allowed to take the rice cooker, but here, enjoy a 5k shot made of fricking koolaid
How is this legal?
I went to Disneyland land a few months back and it's amazing how star wars land is nothing but sequel shit. No original trilogy, no prequels. That's one of the dumbest business decisions I've ever seen. But don't worry you can take pictures with Kylo Ren and Rey.
The rides are fun
Meds now
>Meds now
List of notable visitors to Epstein's island (released from 2,000+ pg. court document from Maxwell case):
Jeffrey Epstein, Katy Perry (rumored), Ghislaine Maxwell, John Podesta, Michael Podesta, the Clintons, Matt Groening (Creator of Simpsons), Anthony Wiener, Steven Spielberg, Ruth Ginsburg, Wendi Murdoch, Naomi Campbell, Val Kilmer, Marina Abromovic (Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Jay Z's mentor), Phil Collins (Little Black Book), Jimmy Page, Chris Tucker, Lisa Summers, Bill Murray, Andres Pastrana (30th pres. of Colombia), Woody Allen, Paula Epstein, Stefani Germanotta (Lady Gaga), Mark Epstein, Chris Wagner (NHL), Donald Trump, Seth Green, James Gunn, Lady Gaga (under real name), Tom Hanks, Barack Obama, Kevin Spacey, Kathy Griffin, Oprah Winfrey, Shawn Carter, Beyonce, Anthony Kiedis, John Legend, Chrissy Tiegen, Jim Carrey, Steven Tyler, Ben Affleck, Will Ferrell, Akon, Eminem, Victor Salva, Charlie Sheen, Gwen Stefani, James Franco, Dustin Hoffman (Black Book), Will Smith, Justin Roiland, Stephen Colbert, John Cusack, Anderson Cooper, Demi Moore, Brian Affleck, Meryl Streep, Wanda Sykes, Jimmy Buffett (Black Book), Chelsea Handler, Michelle Wolf, Pharrell Williams, Quentin Tarantino, Mike Bloomberg (Black Book) Courtney Love (not surprised), Alec Baldwin, RDJ, Disney Corp (Offering droves of children under "scuba trip" guise), and a plethora of the Rothschilds
Link to document: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6250471-Epstein-Docs.html?s=09
Delete this you disingenuous conspiritard little dick frick brain.
click the link, dumbass. it's not a conspiracy. those are court papers with picture and witness evidence. fricking dullard
half those names dont show up in the document at all, you're a moron who believes anything he reads online
you read all 2,000 pages just now? look over it. all those names come from witnesses, the black book, and the flight list. glow harder next time
have you read all 2000 pages? there's a search function you tech-illiterate boomer
nice prevarication. you have the sources, homosexual
the source you posted doesn't say what you think it does, try checking things in future before reposting them to avoid looking like a complete moron
prevarication again. stop responding. it's embarrassing and purely futile. you know it's true, but you want to live in your consumerist illusion where tom hanks isn't a scientologist pedo cult leader and kidnapper and lady gaga just makes israelitesic
meds
now
World Economic Forum, Tikkun Olam, Jeffrey Epstein, the Canaanites, Freemasons, Kabbalah, Rothschilds, Travistock Institute, Egyptian Hermetics, Luciferians, Molech, The Black Cube, Cult of Saturn, Edomites
>please stop BTFOing me
alright, concession accepted. you can close the tab now
>self proclaimed genius doesn't believe in publicly released documents
>believes everyone is out to get him
>don't question product
things no one said: the post
post jawline and max bench before toughguy posting like that homosexual
Literally everyone thats famous needs to die, basically
not all of them are in on it, but a majority yes. isaac kappy supremacy
Mate I just want two Twilek cosplayers to suck my dick for a weekend. That's less expensive than your entire bullshit experience.
We’ve covered this. Alien dates, sex, and possibly even handholding must be part of the experience for it to be worth it
Cruise ships have a lot of drunk traps like this for wealthy people cutting lose. The ATMs in the casino charge like 200$ fees to withdraw money. Bottle services in the dance clubs are full of upcharged drinks.
I went on a cruise once and a simple shot of tequila was $30 each. I got laid by buying two but still I was pissed off at the numbers the whole time
>The ATMs in the casino charge like 200$ fees to withdraw money.
Holy fricking shit. I've seen $10 withdrawal fees and I thought that was a fricking ripoff
>The ATMs in the casino charge like 200$ fees
That’s why you use a bank without physical branches, no fees.
Their custom ATM machines charge your bank, who then pass on the charge to you. Your www.freebankonline.com account will not have an ATM in that cruise ship casino
My credit union will reimburse any ATM fees I incur no matter what ATM I use, however they limit that to something like $100 a month. More than enough for normal ATMs, but obviously not enough for something as obscene as that.
>not bringing a flask and mixing your own drinks
Do people hate money?
Cruises are such a scam. My friend keeps trying to get me to go on another one, but the last one I did with him was such a waste of time and money.
>going on a cruise with a guy
>ATMs in the casino charge like 200$ fees
they pull this shit in vegas too. wouldn't you want to incentivize people to gamble their money as much as possible?
Why do Star Wars threads on Cinemaphile attract so many schizos?
There's nothing more classless and vulgar than asking how much something costs. You either want it or you don't.
>There's nothing more classless and vulgar than asking how much something costs.
t. merchant
Jews epitomize this. I wish we didn't live in a society so I could punch their nose when they ask how much I paid for something.
Take your meds
>I'd like a cheeseburger
>Here you go. That'll be $3 miillion
>But...
You won't even know til you get the tab.
the whole appeal of that drink is "dude i had that $5000 drink at that star wars thing it was awesome"
If someone told me they bought this I would ghost them
anon that's horrible, you ask them for a lend of some cash THEN ghost them
moronic poorgay larp
I go to restaurants pay for my parties meals and leave a decent tip to boot, I ain't a cheapskate but if I don't have a ballpark estimate then I'm not patronizing your business
>classless
You don't know what that word means.
>Order wienertail
>Drink it
>That'll by $5000 plus tip sir
>Nah frick you I'm not paying you shit
What the frick are they gonna do about it? If they push the issue then claim that it was not satisfactorily made and complain to customer service. How will they disprove that the wienertail you drank wasn't up to par?
they'd call the cops and have you arrested, probably
Then just say the drink was defective and tasted like ass, was not as advertised or whatever
How will they disprove it?
At worst you get a lifetime ban from disney world (who cares lol), you aren't getting jail time for refusing to pay for a shitty drink
>you aren't getting jail time for refusing to pay for a shitty drink
Cops are owned by corpos. You're going to jail.
>go to establishment
>spend 5000 dollars
>when its time to pay you refuse
>this ends in anything other than jail time
>How will they disprove it?
They don't have to "disprove" anything. They'll sue you and in civil court they only need to clear the "preponderance of evidence" standard of guilt, which is much lower than "beyond a reasonable doubt".
They'll say their bartender attended X hours of training, produce documentation to that effect, and the jury will think you're an butthole and side with Disney because they like Star Wars.
what if you claimed you weren't aware of the price of the drink and that it was mis-sold to you?
Asking for pity might work, but probably not if you were an butthole about it before changing your tune.
They would liberate certain body parts from you person until you paid
How do you not know what theft is
>mix some $5 vodka with some cheap fruit juice and a dash of food coloring
>that'll be $5000 plus tip
I can not be mad at Disney and other companies for being so scummy. If morons buy this, exploit them.
How much would you tip on a $5,000 wienertail?
Dunno, I'm not American. You guys give 20% or something ridiculously high, right?
Yes. Waiters will spit on your $5000 drink if you don't.
I think a lot of guys give a dollar per drink, or 10-30% on a bar tab. But knowing the entitled American bartenders, they would likely expect a $500 tip for one drink.
Typically, places that serve drinks/bottles/etc on that price range, it's a built in cost. Either through membership fees, service charge ala VIP sections, or some other horseshit that sounds expensive on a piece of paper.
Same amount id tip a janny
LOOK AT ME! I’M SPECIAL! I DRANK SOMETHIN FANCY!!
what's in it? $5000 drinks exist outside of disney but knowing them its cheap vodka
>dude they have some MIST in the container BRO!!!1111
lmao
I'll pay in credits
based disney making poorgays shit and piss thier panties
They're straight up taking advantage of these child-adults out there who were raised by indulgent parents and taught zero impulse control. Parents are supposed to reign their kids in when they do or say stupid things. Eventually, they should learn to make them calls themselves. They were not given that important life skill, though. This is the result. And it's only the beginning.
If you have that much money to be throwing around I'd say your parents did a pretty good job.
You can have all the money in the world and still be an insufferable butthole. In fact, most people who do have that amount of money are.
They're almost all going to be trust fund kiddies.
Is this thier social media drink?
>the fricking c**t just grabbing it and drinking it
You fricking double Black person, you wait until everyone has one, and you cheer before you drink, not after.
>Cinemaphileeddit doesn't know what a status symbol is
You pay for being able to post about you being able to throw 5K on crap.
The only people who will buy this are morons who want to impress other morons on their instagram etc. I cannot believe anyone would buy one otherwise
it'll feature relatively expensive components, but those components will also be ludicrously overpriced because that's what high-end booze is like.
>relatively expensive components,
It's a one ounce shot bro.
>you don't even get to see how they mix it
On the flip side youtubers will probably make their money back tenfold through ad revenue. It's a win-win.
you've cat to be freagin kitten me
It’s a doggy dog world anon. Moments like these are a diamond dozen.
Well call me a monkeys ankle
I hate to say a toadaso, but I fricking a toadaso.
Hey buddy, reddit is that way
Yidsney just never learns, holy shit
It probably costs $60 to make and even if only 10 people buy it they make a huge profit
Goys are stupid consoomers
>Costs $60
>Sell for $5000 each
>Need to sell at least 10
??? you can just sell one and you you would have $4940 in profit
I know, it’s why I said HUGE profit
you're dumb
Who is the market for this? People with 5 grand to blow on a wienertail aren't the kind of people who'd spend it on this.
Like the entire hotel, childless millennial numales.
Mr Beast or whatever his name is.
Instagram
The same people who that Kardashian marketing scheme awhile back was for. Nuevo-riche dumb fricks, usually the kind that still think Palo Alto is cool.
people who assess the value of a purchase relative to the spending power of their reference group, not the median networth.
>can´t afford a 5k drink
Why are chuds so poor?
There literally better be a side of cocaine with the drink
What's the problem?
Is easier to sell 1 drink that cost $5000 than 5000 drinks that cost $1
You can tell a middle aged single woman came up with this.
Of all the drinks in the universe, this one has a value
>capitalism is
>uhhhhh…
>um
>oh yeah!
>HECKIN BAD
absolute state of the nu-American
It should come with an exclussive collectible NFT so people can pretend it's an investment.
isn't that just like a collector cup
Sort of, only better. A cup could get lost or broken, an nft is digital and will last forever!
>be Logan Paul
>be Spotemgottem
>be Neekolul
>laughs
The ultimate link up…sneed it or feed it?
Take your meds
Based
>banned from a children’s theme park
What the frick did he do?
He was dumpling satire videos in Disney world where he would grab a plushie of like baymax and screech like a girl and hug it etc
Disney found his Channel and didn’t like the mockery and banned him
Disney is milking rich morons, good for them. a fool and his money are soon parted
>cruise ship
who cares lol
Wasn't it spelled "Khyber" for the longest time? Did Disney really frick up the spelling on an official press release?
A screenshot on twitter is not an official press release, and you noticed that before the broken grammar in the description? It’s fake.
No no no. Just like Rey totally doesn't look like a bunch of Bastilla art. It's very original, chud.
Khyber Pass is a holy place in Shia Islam so they changed the spelling to not offend Muslims
I didn't know Ayatollah Khamenei and Hassan Nasrallah were Star Wars fans.
Because it sounds exotic to Westerners?
Muslims riot over the littlest thing and SJWs love to pander to Muslims anyway
Why would it be named for the Khyber Pass?
You're gonna explode when you find out about Dune
It sounds more like a zoomer/hip hop/moron version of the world 'caliber'
IT'S KY'EV
I thought it was named after Kyber crystals, which are the rocks that make lightsabers work.
>$5000 dollar drink named after a volatile crystal
>drink blows your jaw off costing you $10,000 in reconstructive surgery
sasuga disney
kiber (early Star Wars draft scripts) -> kaiburr (Splinter of the Mind's Eye) -> kyber (nuWars lightsaber crystals)
>Ben Kenobi was intended to explain to Luke Skywalker how the Kiber Crystal collected the Force and allowed the wielder to use it.[23] Eventually, in a later edition of the draft, "The Star Wars: From the Adventures of Luke Starkiller, Third-Draft, August 1975," the plot was expanded to include Kenobi attempting to capture his personal Kiber Crystal from the "Crystal Chamber" on the Imperial throne world of Alderaan.
Is it served in a Twi'Leks gooch?
it'll be like this, but blue
I'm convinced overpriced vanity shit like this exists solely for and to impress women.
Probably. Same reason with diamonds.
I see nothing wrong with this, anyone moronic enough to care about Star Wars after what Disney did deserves to be raped and killed and I bet they would enjoy it
>anyone moronic enough to care about Star Wars ... deserves to be raped and killed
Fixed that for you.
Poorgays MAD
If it doesnt include sex with some 10/10 dressed up like an alien and the chance to punch Rian Johnson I dont know why anyone would buy that
it better contain adenochrome harvested from the limited and now relocated Epstein slave collection
The most expensive drink i tasted is the Remy Martin Louis XIII cognac
While it tasted excellent, i dont believe its worth the twenty fold markup or so from the XO
That AND park Rey as your personal sex slave for the entirity of your stay and unlimited access to Walts sex dungeon
That's nothing. Stay seething, Dinseybros. You will never come close to the real world.
why is a water bucket almost $3000?
39 of them at 75 bucks each
Still why are each bucket 75 bucks? because it's vegas and that's a deserted shithole
You can buy a liter of water for $1 or less at any Safeway in Vegas. "deserted shithole" has nothing to do with $75 water bottles
Clearly you have never been to a club, water is always ridiculously overpriced.
its filled with supermodel tears? or blood , or both?
What, are you poor or something? LMAO
>waiter gets $24,000 tip
This $5k drinks are very common in the Vegas, Monaco, Dubai scenes. You can order a $20k bottle of wine at any Vegas joint.
Difference is these are world class luxury and this is fricking Disney world which until recently was meant to be a middle class vacation
>Difference is these are world class luxury
>Redbull Bucket: $1200
>Water Bucket: $2925
Lol. Lmao. These had better come with a complimentary blowjob.
>$10,800 admin fee
>$24,000 tip
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I fricking hate star wars and every mam child who likes it.
I'd rather spend that much money on a recreation of a Star Trek drink like Scotty's green whiskey, that thing Troi liked, or something from Quark's. wtf even is a Kaiburr Crystal? I don't remember that from any of the movies.
>wtf even is a Kaiburr Crystal?
AFAIK the shit that makes light sabers work. Dunno where I heard it, some youtube video running in the background.
I thought that, too, but Wookieepedia is telling me that's a Kyber Crystal and they're 2 separate things.
Ok, no idea.
>5 Kaiburr Crystals please
They’d do it. These things are cheap as hell. Drink itself is like $100 at most and the container with the toy lights is probably another $100
>just stop kvetching and pay the fricking money at 5000% markup you are here for us to milk you dry and don't fricking forget it
This is the future. Only the ultra rich get to enjoy things. Regular people pay tithe and die.
>5000 drink
>ultra rich
????
average monthly income of a middle class family is ~800-900k
Pretty sure everyone who bashed george before the buyout is now having a heart attack
broke morons big mad
actual morons moron big
moron big bros... i dont feel so good
George Lucas better dunk his shriveled old man balls into each and every wienertail at that price.
I'm working on a schizo theory that disney bought the rights for star wars just to make these parks, which is why they never gave a shit about the story. Can anyone give me evidence that supports or denies this?
Let the richgays have their diluted monkey piss, if they're even on that ship they deserve to be scammed
WHAT
$5K FOR A STAR WARS.... DRINK???
NOW I CAN GO ADULTING AND GET MY DRINK ON WHILE ENJOYING THE STAR WARS BRAND!
NO KIDS ALLOWED!!!
but its actually the brand crystal
Or I could buy a shit load of coke and a nice bottle of scotch, and then pay for some hooker dressed in a leia slave outfit to suck me off
The best part is he's just larping. Look at the guy on the left, he clearly tilts the cup because there's nothing fricking in it, the guy "drinking" is just faking it for the video. They literally couldn't even be bothered putting anything in the fricking glasses.
if they sell a million of them they'd recoup their starwars losses
Star Wars has been gentrified. Seriously look at all the woke upper class bullshit they've put into the brand. They're trying to turn it into a fricking lifestyle brand
>They're trying to turn it into a fricking lifestyle brand
What exactly is the "Star Wars lifestyle"?
Consuming corporate product (but you're mentally ill apparently if you aren't part of this technocratic pedo religion).
ITT:
the absolute state of poorgays seething at star wars' moneymaking chads
The fricking state of humanity in 2022.
lol
>bro ice cream machines!!!
It was cute when an extra held one in Empire, Disney trying so hard to make it marketable is just sad.
You can tell this is fake because the person who wrote the wienertail description clearly doesn't speak English
>$5000
that's about the price of a bottle of McCallum M, which has more than 4 glasses worth.
or you could buy 100 bottles of mid range scotch
Or you could get a membership at your local library, it doesn't even cost anything and the knowledge will last you a lifetime!
what fricking library is charging $5k for a membership?
I said it's free you homosexual
well then I'll take 100 bottles of scotch as well
>library
Is that the place drag queens go to put on strip shows for children?
Any self respecting barkeep would drizzle in a dash of piss for any c**t who dares to order this filth
remember when disney was for kids not its main audience is 30+
Even if I was rich I still wouldn't drop 5K on a fricking Star Wars wienertail. Disney can fricking miss me with that bullshit
I once tried butterbeer at harrypotter world, it was just fizzy water with cream on top and cost 10 quid for the big cup and I thought that was a ripoff
I just got the beer and walked away. No idea why they'd give you the beer and then wait in a 200-person line to pay for it.
And I thought it was good. It's just a cream soda/root beer float type thing
what's in it? crack?
for 5k these soibeards could hire a high class escort for the weekend roleplaying as any starwars girl they want
I wasn't gonna buy it or do this Star Snores nerd shit but seeing all the bitter poorgays in this thread made me change my mind.
Okay but how much would you tip? It's customary to tip 75% these days but for the price of the drink that may be a bit much.
>75%
kek, good one. i tip $5 maximum, $10 if what i ordered is more than $50