the ADR guy fricked up. i've never had a tater tot that crispy in my entire life, let alone ones that were in a fricking pocket for hours.
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the ADR guy fricked up.
the ADR guy fricked up. i've never had a tater tot that crispy in my entire life, let alone ones that were in a fricking pocket for hours.
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>orange juice
>hard boiled eggs
>butter sandwiches
do midwesterners really
>midwesterners
it takes place in Idaho
its egg juice
idaho is a mountain state
>orange juice
I thought it was raw eggs.
that aint orange juice
It is egg juice, that's the point of the joke. The fact the guy cracks a raw egg into it makes it obvious. Only people who haven't seen the movie think it's orange juice.
I saw the movie and thought it was oj with some added protein.
is this before after he time travels?
the ebay time machine zaps his crotch (root chakra) pretty hard so maybe stuff in his pockets gets a fresh-maker effect.
It was before
Tater tots don’t have dialogue
you kept tots in your pocket?
Maybe you're just bad at cooking
Just cook them longer.
The ones he eats look pale like they aren’t cooked very long
what's the best form of potato?
for me, it's mashed potatoes. i like to make them into fritters with jalapenos in them
hash browns
This, the perfect breakfast item. The worst type of potato is the baked potato btw.
agreed. baked potato is just loading it up with shit to make it taste good. my dad only puts butter on a baked potato and i think that's insane
Baked potatoes are just flat out underwhelming but twice baked potatoes are where it’s at if properly seasoned
I hate potatoes
McDonald's French fries are okay tho
how is that even possible? there are so many varieties. pic related doesn't even include mashed
Isn’t that mashed right in the middle? The white stuff in the bowl?
too dry, I think it's just a big bowl of starch
How can you hate a potato? They go with so many things. They can be healthy or made into a fatboy comfort food, what’s your deal man? Do you also hate cheese and or dairy?
Wedges
>hate potatoes
I hate the Irish as well.
The spud on the other hand is a versatile vegetable.
scalloped potatoes and wedges
i forgot image
i love this shit
>scalloped potatoes
holy based
my family calls them french potatoes for some reason it's the most delicious shit
I think they're called Potatoes Au Gratin, which is probably why your squad calls them French potatoes. Poms and ANZACS call them scalloped potatoes.
I don't fact check though, I just about shit and claim it's true haha.
Potatoes au gratin you uncultured fricks
Give me a nice twice baked, where the skin and outer layer of potato has formed almost a crust
Roast with just the right level of crispiness, followed by mashed with thick beef gravy
Jon Heder literally talk about this exact thing in the commentary. He said they were cold as frick and genuinely gross, they added the SFX afterwards.
Was scrolling through to see if anyone posted. I havent seen the commentary in a long time, but I remember it being pretty entertaining. If I recall they go a lot into the regular people in the movie.
yeah, it sounds like someone eating kettle cooked potato chips
Was this truly jon Heders high point in life?
That ice skating movie "skates on fire" or something was pretty weak.
At least Jack Black had plenty work after Naco Libre.
Jack Black had plenty of work before Blades of Glory too, that's part of the reason that he's still working and Heder isn't. Black has had a pretty varied career while Heder ended up being a one trick pony.
As an on-screen actor, yes, that was his peak, but the guy is married, has four kids, and has a solid voice talent career. He's probably not Hollywood wealthy but he's likely in the 1% especially since Vancouver, Washington is much less expensive to live in than southern California.
Hah. Looks like an average bunch. Heartwarming.
Bro in dry climates old taters become potato chips X 1000.
so you're saying if you shove a handful of fresh mcdonalds french fries in your pocket in a dry climate, three hours later they'll be crispier?
Once McD fries become actually crunchy they're not that bad. They usually sog up.
they're usually only crunchy when they're fresh. 20 minute old mcdonalds fries suck because they're cold and soft
i've made mistakes with the air fryer and gone down this path tbh
what path? crispy tater tots sounds like a good thing
it's a fine line between a great crisp and a dried out, soulless tater
One of my favorite and one of the most infinitely rewatchable movies of all time but for some reason this is the single part of the movie that always makes me laugh the hardest
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I think Roger Ebert said he didn't like the movie but he laughed his fricking ass off when that dude shoots the cow in front of the school bus full of kids.
Yep I remember that. Man I guess it’s just because when you have that many thousands of reviews under your belt you’re gonna have some hits and misses but for being as occasionally based as he was, Roger Ebert also had some of the most moronic pop culture takes I’ve ever heard in my life. Especially later in life once he’d crawled so far up his own ass that he began to pupate
exactly, he's bound to have bad takes when it's literally what he does for a living. still a great writer and i loved his show even if he came off as a dumbass sometimes
It’s just hilarious how objectively wrong he was sometimes like calling The Elephant Man “shallow” or saying that Fight Club was a “celebration of violence.” He also hated Raising Arizona which is incomprehensible to me but one of my favorite tidbits is the fact that he also hated A Clockwork Orange even though it was his wife’s favorite movie.
yeah, he definitely hated all Lynch until Mulholland Drive. He's completely fine with sex, unless in Blue Velvet where he thought it was exploitative. Seems like he had more of a problem with excessive violence than breasts, which I actually somewhat understand. It's pretty wild how much violence a movie can have in the US and still get a PG-13 but a pair of breasts will get you an R
not liking Raising Arizona is insane though. i'll have to look up that review because it seems like something he'd enjoy
Yeah I feel like it takes a special kind of person to be as informed and media savvy as he was and to dislike Raising Arizona. Another hilarious one to me is how he gave Home Alone 1 and 2 poor ratings (which I understand if it’s not your cup of tea or whatever but) meanwhile he gave Home Alone 3 a positive review. Must’ve hit his head pretty hard somewhere between the second and third.
kek the Home Alone 3 review is classic because Richard cannot believe what he's hearing. I still don't know what the frick Roger was thinking there. "they perfected the formula"??
On the other hand he was defending Henry: Portrait of a serial killer because, at the time it could have gotten an NC-17 rating
>or saying that Fight Club was a “celebration of violence.”
There are definitely parts of Fight Club that celebrate the rawness of fighting with other men and the camaraderie that can build.
I mean yeah there is that aspect to an extent but it’s all clearly framed within the context of an overtly cautionary tale.
Nice double dubs
I don't have anything against Fight Club btw I think it's a well made movie.
>but it’s all clearly framed within the context of an overtly cautionary tale
Film and television etc. are usually about showing audiences extremes and being entertaining. But when you say it's a cautionary tale, if you just remove Tyler's goals of taking down the system, you have a bunch of guys who show up to kick each other's ass and they enjoy it. That's definitely celebrating violence. The thing is if Roger Ebert doesn't have a problem with boxing who gives a frick if something "celebrates violence".
Here we go again
Did Pedro actually want to give up his tots or did he feel pressure from Napoleon? A corn dog and shitty green beans doesn't seem like enough for a growing boy at lunch time.
You want to add a little oil when you bake them.
actually sounds like a pretty good idea. i wonder if the lunch ladies at Napoleon High did that too
I doubt they did. Even oven fries I add a little oil.
All foley arrests over do every sound
the heat from the pocket cooks the tot
Is middle America as comfy as this movie makes it out to be?
Just because the movie itself is comfy doesn’t mean the setting alone is comfy autistanon
Depends on what you want from life and if you can make a decent living out there. I'm a city slicker born and brewed, and I loooooooove driving out to small towns every other weekend and having a meal, walking around; I love the quiet out there. But I couldn't live there. I'd be bored out of my fricking mind.
if you're not poor, yeah
but if you're a musician or like to go to concerts and stuff it kind of sucks. also there's not a lot of choices as far as cuisine goes
great if you like shooting and hiking
I'll say it, she was hot
Would play tether-ball with/10
IM SORRY BUT IM JUST THINKING OF THE RIGHT WORDS TO SAY
that's the same girl who starred in andre
i remember watching this movie when i was a baby
Holy shit how did I never know or realize this, both of these movies represent large and very different parts of my childhood growing up. You’ve broken my brain for the night, hot damn I might just be moronic
Based remarkably plain unexciting moronic middle lower class girl. There is a certain je ne sais quoi to the quiet women who have nothing going on, who have just a little bit of a dream of being with a man, but are so unimaginative and have seen so little that they really do just want to become their mother. The portrait Napoleon draws for her is too real.
>but are so unimaginative and have seen so little that they really do just want to become their mother
Is that why they're not good at sex
Oh yes, they’re terrible empty and cold people. There’s a type of malingering too it, too, they’re the types who really think as long as they remain moral and perhaps good according to the Bible, then they’re just set, they don’t need to learn something creative or hold conversation or be actively responsible for things outside what you’d expect a traditional man to want from his life. At most you get one very poorly done unartistic craft hobby, at most maybe they’ll draw a little bit but only with the energy of someone knitting. You can find these girls by their more traditional clothing, and the way their head and eyes move show they are mostly in their own head, they are ostensibly ‘out of it’. They might be reading traditional non fiction, or drawing one half of a face very poorly and very slowly. It has never once occurred to them that they are to do anything at all during sex, sex is just something that happens to them. They are cold to the touch
>It has never once occurred to them that they are to do anything at all during sex, sex is just something that happens to them
This is a very good way of describing what it’s like to bang chicks who were raised fundamentalist religious and still hold onto a lot of their core beliefs despite being willing to engage in intercourse outside of marriage
Oh, and one important detail - they are LYING when they act like they don’t know they’re supposed to be doing something with their life. They hide behind the armor of traditionalism and other peoples’ low expectations. They know they could probably figure something out and do something for real for once in their lives, but they tell themselves that’s their husband’s or some man’s job, and go back to killing time doing thoughtless kosher things
i think your ideas here are dated by 24 years man. every single girl in the world is on tiktok, including these types:
and they all get influenced by notions of what's sexy, what's interesting, etc.
There are probably less now but still plenty, they’re walking around Joann Fabric and Michael’s. The thing about these girls is they don’t want to choose to become adventurous or exciting people, they choose this pseudo-religious lifestyle because they are lazy and enjoy the low expectations.
Sounds like you've been spurned by those types of girls so you've convinced yourself that they're garbage while you pine away after women who travel the world and club every weekend (which you can't get either).
Nah, nothing like that.
I'd bet a producer told the ADR guy to "make that sound crunchier!"