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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forgot link
    https://twitter.com/thesebbazz/status/1667720852266254336

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i keep cracking up at the part where she says "zod" and gets yanked away suddenly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        made me check and her delivery is so terrible. it's completely robotic, as if she barely remembered the guy's name while in a drunk stupor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's awful beyond compare but poos and chinks will lap it up anyway so they will keep making them.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's so fricking bad kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NU HUH

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gawd...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >each slow looking step propels them like 10 meters

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >michael shannon already shitting on the movie
            whoops

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek did he?

              https://i.imgur.com/C3HcBEC.jpg

              The age of superheroes is over

              I hope zod btfos the Latina supergirl

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Outsource cgi in India
            >End up with a Bollywood movie
            Sounds fitting

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the giant flat brown wasteland
            >the random heroes thrown in just to be cameos
            >the cheap looking cinematography
            >the awful cgi
            This is the epitome of terrible capeshit. It's almost like a parody.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        jesus what the frick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what?

        seamless transition from cutscene to gameplay

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing real in this scene is Sasha Calle's face

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what?

          New fortnite expansion looking tight

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          is that the score on the upper right corner?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          WHY THE FRICK ARE THEY FIGHTING IN A SUPERFLAT MINECRAFT SEED

          Must be a salt flat. Can't thing of anything as naturally flat as that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's the desert they fought Zod at in Man Of Steel.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where are they that there are Challenger 2 tanks rolling around?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not where. But when are they?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          minimal UI is the new hotness, after all

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both Flash suits look fricking awful, what were they thinking?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally and unironically vidya

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        LOL, this looks like a mobile game ad.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it is

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that little gif is better than anything else posted in this thread

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        seamless transition from cutscene to gameplay

        WHY THE FRICK ARE THEY FIGHTING IN A SUPERFLAT MINECRAFT SEED

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's easier to green screen

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          there isn't a creative bone in this movie's body. it was easier to film that way for all the CGI and effects, they didn't have to worry about blocking or using the environment in a clever way because these are just scenes that need to happen so the script can happen

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what?

        [...]
        seamless transition from cutscene to gameplay

        I know Snyder is divisive with the capeshit audience, but couldn't they at the very least keep him around as an action advisor?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He left DC to their devices after Snyder Cut. He has no interest in helping them out after the shit they pulled. I'm sure they getting rid of Cavill didn't help matters either.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          imo snyder DC action was a mixed bag
          you have stuff like this

          where even the people who despise snyder give in to the rule of cool, but theres also stuff like this

          where its a lot of melodramatic tribal singing, teleporting and slow mo and it all feels a bit bollywood-y, but not in any good way. Its all probably better than the stuff in the OP though

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            that would probably be really cool if the actress for Wonder Woman didn't fricking suck. they got the most wooden, tiny, flat chick they could find with a really annoying accent that's hard to understand.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Wonder Woman scene you posted is a 10000 times better than the OP.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nope sorry manbabies got mad that Batman killed a couple criminals so now we're stuck with this trash

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            MARTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all running at the exact same speed and then jumping and skidding at the same time and then stopping at the exact place
        Is this film designed to make an 8 year old say "that's cool"?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        seamless transition from cutscene to gameplay

        CLASH OF WORLDS: GET FOR FREE TODAY ON APP STORE!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's supposed to be wrong with this?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It looks like a video game cut scene from 2011

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up, video games in 2010-2013 had amazing cutscenes.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, but it's 2023 now, remember?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they need a ride in the first place?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what?

        [...]
        seamless transition from cutscene to gameplay

        Holy frick this is literal slop. This is pig slop in a feeding trough.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was waiting for them to shill me 1XBET.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        FORTNITE
        BATTLE ROYALE

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And people complain about Marvel’s CGI.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anοnymous

    she is so fricking cute AAAAAAAAAAA

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's been over, but they're going to keep milking it for as long as they can
    lol WB thinks this shit is still going to be viable 10 years from now

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao
    I can't wait for them to blame toxic SnyderChads when this film bombs

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's hope so

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god the studios thought they could milk capeshit movies indefinitely and also any capeshit shit would be profitable regardless of quality

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's even directing this piece of shit
    oh god what the frick

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We live in a world where JAV porn superhero movies have better action then the real thing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      post code

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing past that anon. It's not tough to look up but I don't want Black folk in my kickass superhero porn.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uh, zod, I guess
    get this girl her Academy Award

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did CGI get this bad? The ground is completely flat. Everything looks worse than a video game. This is early 2000's tier CGI.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      films are created in an assembly line production style now. CGI farms can get away with trash like this because franchises can't just dump movies or delay them, you NEED movie x so movie y can be made and audiences understand movie z. especially with Flash which has been in post-production hell, it's not like they can delay the film another 6-8 months to fix it.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Zod really the main villain here?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, mainly a plot device
      Flash is the vilain of his own movie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like in real life?!

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Director really said 'yeah lets just do speedrun'

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is gonna flop hard.
    >shitty CGI
    >poor adaptation of flashpoint
    >geriatric Batman
    >superdyke
    >Nostalgia bait
    >No Thomas Wayne
    >Ezra's autistic "acting"
    >Main actor being a cross dressing pedo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Batfleck's role reduced
      >Cavil being cut despite having filmed footage for it
      >story retreading old ground
      >easy comparisons to be made between it and MoS showing how much better a film from a decade ago looks
      >trying to appeal to capeshit fans who literally only watch slop if it's important for the overall story - having already advertised how this film resets the timeline

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to believe but we said the same thing after Ant-man and then GOTG3 and Spider-shit came along. I don't want to get my hopes up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get fricked

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The budget for this was surprisingly lower than I thought. It probably needed more work done on it,

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the movie was supposed to come out like 7 years ago, they've had plenty of time to work on int

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty cringe replying to yourself

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf am I even looking at

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    good

    they keep reducing the CGI budget the main selling point of these flicks.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > There’s been a development with some wonderful technology, which I’d love to be able to talk about now, but this time next year once the film’s out, we can go into total, scrupulous detail. But that is very, very exciting and I’m very pleased to say that we’re the first, certainly on a film of this scale to utilize it. Probably why it’s taken so long to finish actually. But it’s worth the wait, because it looks fantastic.
    >Machiss doesn't get into specifics about the new technology he is referring to in the interview, but he mentions it has something to do with "getting multiple versions of the same actor on the screen."
    too bad they couldn't have asked michael keaton about how they did Multiplicity because they could have save a bunch of time and money on "new" tech and used it to make cg that actually looked ok

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Translation: its shit and they're scared to actually release it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some computer science kid straight out of college grifted the entire production by showcasing deepfake technology and pretending like it was super advanced cgi that he pioneered
      >spent 3 years getting paid millions just to apply basic deepfakes
      What are the chances?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Counterpoint: Nearly every Kamen Rider practical effects has left the show and is working on indie stuff. Non-American superhero fans have never had it so good.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope so

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >computers can generate creative looking landscapes with just a few words
    >digital artists go to school for years
    >spending 10s of thousands of dollars
    >spend years working on a big budget film
    >literally half a billion spent
    >all to come up with a flat brown texture
    >devoid on any features like some old PS1 game
    Surely this must be the greatest movie of all time!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >devoid on any features like some old PS1 game
      It looks like they're fighting in one of the arenas you get teleported to when you encounter an enemy in a JRPG.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say what you want about snyder the man paid attention to detail. Like the part where Barry first meets Bruce in justice league. Compare the shot where bruce throws the batarang between snyder's and Whedon's and Whedon's looks gross and lacks the nuance in snyder's version. Simple little things like can make a movie. This shit looks like a made for tv movie on fricking UPN.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the same argument people make for Michael Bay.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they are fricking right.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to go back.

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