>The American government don't spy on their own citizens because they're not interesting enough but even if they did it would be for a go...

>The American government don't spy on their own citizens because they're not interesting enough but even if they did it would be for a good reason so shut up and stop yelling "muh freedom"
10 years later, was this a good take by Matt and Trey?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matt and Trey work for the government, South Park is a glowie psyop to control the youth narrative.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they don't spy on their own citizens, it is only because they just have other Five Eyes countries do it for them and exchange data with one another.
    >It's legal if we just get all the data we want from the UK government!

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was that really their take 10 years ago? 2013, when Snowden was public knowledge? Fricking moronic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In their commentary they were like "it's kind of funny because nobody cared that they were being spied on and the only people who care air all their personal shit on social media anyway so they deserve to be mocked" which only speaks to their nihilistic, apathetic, centrist outlook which has ruined a generation of young people.

      Matt and Trey work for the government, South Park is a glowie psyop to control the youth narrative.

      I agree. Remember when they did a vaccination episode only 4 months before Covid started?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok so anti-South Park people are moronic. Good to know

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly yeah, unless you're actually sickly dangerous, then I could see you giving that much of a shit. Or, a huge one, if they started a social credit system like China. Then that's a terrible take and I'd hope everyone else here would agree that we'd have to grab weapons and stop them at all costs. This'll probably be really unpopular and I expect all sorts of glowie responses, but if I have to let some chubby dork see my gross fat ass on the toilet or staring at my screen jacking off so they can keep my fellow countrymen safe from bad faith actors, I honestly don't care. Let him watch me shit. I just make relief grunts and ahhhs while trolling and laughing anyway. It'd be fricking boring. Hell I smoke weed and make hacking into the Pentagon jokes while scrolling, camera pointed directly at my face. They don't give a shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fat stoner doesn't value their privacy
      Can't write this shit lol
      >if they started a social credit system like China. Then that's a terrible take and I'd hope everyone else here would agree that we'd have to grab weapons and stop them at all costs.
      By the time they roll out a social credit system, you won't even be able to leave your own state.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >By the time they roll out a social credit system, you won't even be able to leave your own state.
        Remember when anons also predicted almost 3 years ago now that there would be cars crashed in the streets and planes falling from the sky because everyone vaxxed would just die in some mass government culling? Schizo posts really do leave an imprint on the memory.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I never believed that but there will be a social credit system and UFO psyops in your near future vaxxie, so WATCH OUT!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have lost 4 loved ones to the vaccine, and saw a car wreck on my way home from work.
          You are chode.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's for a good reason

    It was a bad take actually. People don't understand that a corrupt government can spy for corrupt reasons. Of course, if you're on the side that hates the other side, you'll only agree with it.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The FBI has visited me multiple times for my posts on imageboards, and I'm literally a mentally moronic welfare leech with no resources or ability to commit crime. They genuinely have nothing better to do than look at webcam footage of me jerking off to Daz3D VNs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Daz3D VNs
      shit taste

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        SexBot by Llamaman is kino.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are essentially disadvantaged to the point of being shut out of modern society unless you are tethered 24/7 to a computer that not only tracks your movement but records most of your interactions and algorithmically catalogs your interests and personality.

    Worrying about "muh NSA" shit may or may not have a valid point, but it's kind of trite compared to the objective reality of the smartphone age.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was it like when people only 'needed' a desktop and flip-phone? Can a flip phone even be used for stuff like FA?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I'm a little bit country

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND I'MMA LITTLE BIT ROCK N ROOOOOOOOOOLL

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is still the funniest thing ever aired on television.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      my internet sometimes cuts out for a bit when i go too hard on the joos

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        THEY KNOW!!!!!

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this that wikileaks episode? That whole period in the early-ish 2010's seemed like they were just phoning it in and focusing on other projects. The Inception episode, which just ripped off a College Humour skit because they couldn't be bothered to watch the movie, was the worst. I have a feeling they just saw a quick news bite and decided to make an episode about that because wikileaks kind of rhymes with Lemiwinks and that was the extent of their thought process. Weirdly now they seem to be more invested in South Park, and I don't think they'd make that sort of uninformed episode today.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matt and trey have always been anti “conspiracy”

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mmmmmmmm... I don't know if I'd say that. They definitely seemed to have bought into the semi-popular conspiracy that Trump was trying to lose in 2016.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most high IQ people are.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. European countries bringing in ship loads of foreigners definitely aren’t contributing to populace replacement. No way

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          In what way is that a conspiracy? Kek

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Population replacement is 100% a conspiracy. Your government wants to help you, not kill you. What’re you, a redneck?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seems like a pretty low-IQ take, anon.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Says the conspiracy chud. You’re prob a bigot as well

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              politicians serve the interest of the their biggest campaign contributors. these people want to suppress wages and cause racial disharmony to draw attention away from ballooning wealth inequality.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alex Jones? Is that you? Shouldn’t you be interviewing nazis?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                great, put your head in the sand as Blackrock and state street continue to rape this country. have fun owning nothing

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >blackrock
                ohh boy here we go with this crock of shit

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok so anti-South Park people are moronic. Good to know

                obedient Black folk

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >racism
                typical conspiracy nut

                Besides its proven. Useless eater.

                >proven
                yea from drudge report and fox news kekek

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                obedient Black person

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                oof take it to /misc/

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not even. They full admit it themselves. Its part of their business plan. So servile lmao. Imagine defending the frick death corporations. The whole troony movement really ruined the entire left and turned you into corporate loving cuckolds. The ONE good thing about the left ruined.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Besides its proven. Useless eater.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Your government wants to help you
              Then why are they giving my job to a cheap foreigner and not paying me the difference to buy the product or service of said job?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                not a foreigners fault they work harder than you. Go to college like the rest of us normal people, chud

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they work harder
                They really don't. Their mistakes actually damage profits. I can only assume they don't threaten management through their lack of a brain or the threat to deport them if they lose their job.
                >Go to college like the rest of us normal people
                I did. I now earn less than my father, and even my mother, will never own a home and owe more to the bank than they did throughout their lives.
                I walk over to wagies and they tell me how they went to college but all their skills they learned were worthless and scrubbing McDonald's floors was more in demand than educated workers.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Major skill issue you dumb yuropoor. Enjoy being outsourced by a barbarian, kek

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being skilled is a skill issue
                Could you barbarians learn how to shit in a toilet?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're both the small country town, sports-loving rednecks that they love to mock so much, that's why they trust their government completely despite being "Libertarians".

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trey is, Stone’s a israelite

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They both think the same way, Stone is just slightly craftier, that's why he married a Comedy Central executive, she was old and black and he knew she was desperate. And thus South Park has yet to be cancelled.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those israelites are crafty

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you aren't running Whonix with Qubes in this day and age, you are a braindead npc who deserves to get raped by your own traitorous government. Qubes compartmentalizes all processes on your computer via virtual machines, meaning none of them can ever talk to each other and vulnerabilities can never spill out across the whole system. Whonix forces all network traffic through TOR, which is superior to any VPN.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think the government is spying on us? Do you also frick your cousin, cletus?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they really don't have to people spy on themselves and each other

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is no good reason to shut up and stop yelling "muh freedom" unless you're an obedient Black person

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    STONED

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its more that they dont care. They could put half of america in prison right now with the data they have, but...thats also half the tax payers, military, police, firefighters, garbage men, janitors, road works crews, chefs, tailors...

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Civilization was invented because once social groups grew to beyond a few hundred people, hierarchal tiers were needed to maintain social cohesion, fair distribution of resources, root out bad actors, and organize labor.

      But of course Morpheus isn’t supposed to be right, he was programmed by those seeking to make themselves God, to tell such people what they wanted to hear, and watch the amused delight of the elite, who felt no reason to feel fear of anything, much less a tool under their control.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb esl poster

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ESL means “English as a second language”

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