>The antagonist is evil, because...

>The antagonist is evil, because... *checks notes* He's.. Uh... Fat and gay.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot him being a pedophile.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and gay
      no, I didn't.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay = pedophile

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats not evil
      tight teen pussy is heaven

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not pedophilia

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not pedophilia

        Die

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he already said gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay and pedophile are synonyms.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reading comprehesion. He clearly stated he was gay.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're gay and or fat, you are evil.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes? Fat people are all bad people, same goes for ugly people. Personality shows on the outside.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know about ugly. But being fat is evil. It means you are gluttonous and lack any self-control, you are OK with taking up resources, it costs more to feed and clothe you. When you fly a plane you pay the same price as a normal person and you probably complain the whole time, you are a bigger dreg on societal resources, not only health care, but also just the normal wear and tear on communal items.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking this. I may have stolen money from my parent's wallet, fricked my best friend's girlfriend and promote racial genocide on the internet daily but at least I'm not fat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >same goes for ugly people
      That's not true. Some people have bone structures and other things like balding that make their face unappealing which is outside their control.
      What you should pay attention to is how people treat the things they can control about their body with the most obvious one being their body fat %.
      If you're fat you are greedy and lack self control, end of story.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must be fat and ugly then

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    White too unlike our brave fremen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea another movie where bad guys are mono racial white and good guys are multi racial. Pirating has never felt so moral. Paying for propaganda is dumb. It should be distributed for free to blacks and browns and whites shouldn't watch it at all.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    his only flaw was that he didn't kill the chud al'gaib when he had the chance. now billions must die

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remember the great drought that turned Arrakis into a desert planet?
    >IT WAS ME! I DRANK ALL THE WATER! HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT SO FAT?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    elon musk grim future awaits

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He obviously likes his booze.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would they have bonded over their mutual love of withholding water from the populace?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The irony with the Baron is that he is the way he is because he was raped when young and infected with an incurable disease as a result by a Bene Gesserit witch.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I despise homosexuals but I hate troons 10x worse

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every fat person is evil
    Every homosexual is evil
    These are simple truths.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >villan is evil because uhhhh.... he's white

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure they didn't show him being gay in the movie. So he is just fat.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay people are indeed evil

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The OP is a homosexual, because... *checks notes* He's.. Uh... Fat and gay, and his shemale father smells like piss.
    Seems accurate.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He who controls the btc controls the universe.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No I'm pretty sure he's evil because he's a greedy, power hungry sadistic pedophile, but I appreciate the 90 IQ take!

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He isn't evil because he is fat. He was turned fat by the bene gesserit during sex. The Reverend mother infected him with an incurable STD that caused his condition and he didn't know.

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