Already been slightly spoiled this week in that it's been in the news that one of the teams makes a load of money from those completely made up sales they do.
They're constrained to London, Birmingham and Manchester, with a few enclaves like Luton, Bradford and Leicester. They simply cannot survive without their extended family on the take, so they have to stick to Labour councils.
These are such pointless fricking negotiations, because it's not tied to anything in reality
Both parties just plucking numbers out of nowhere because it's not a real transaction
Not like they can reject the offer and try other sponsors, making it all ridiculous
It hasn’t been about business since at least the first or second season. It’s just moron humiliation rituals, there’s about as much business here as there is reality is reality tv.
The numbers mean nothing, it's not like the businesses actually pay that money. It's basically a roleplay game where they always meet somewhere in the middle
>c**toids whine about how waaaah we wanna be taken seriously as heckin whamoids in business boohoo >same b***hes immediately become pornprostitutes the moment they get any fame whatsoever
lmaoing at any man who doesn't hate women nowadays tbh
>nevermind formula E it’s more like preparation H
An actual decent quip from Lord S in 2024. Cheap bastard can’t even afford proper skydiving thoughever
His logo and video were pretty shite and was the main person behind the orange and green idea. He's been dead weight in basically every task so it might finally be time
Did you know that Sugar only made his fortunes because he got a handout from Rupert Murdoch and he's only a Lord because he's israeli? Not a top quality businessman.
It hasn’t been about business since at least the first or second season. It’s just moron humiliation rituals, there’s about as much business here as there is reality is reality tv.
Right, Monty Don has just fricked off, get ready.
reckon flo will win
LETS GOOOOOO
Alri
Task looks a bit shit
I want Karen to shove my face in her clunge and call me a naughty boy
Already been slightly spoiled this week in that it's been in the news that one of the teams makes a load of money from those completely made up sales they do.
Dunno boys, no-one's doing it for me this year. Miss me Lottie (she's an instathot now thoughever).
nth for burka ryan gosling
>positive energy
No thanks
producer directing needs to be less blatant
Business idea: Team Pep-E
Might send Sugar me CV, think I'd win the Apprentice like, no clue what my business idea would be.
Just wing it lad. They all do
Anyone got a stream?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
Don't have a loicence
Just make an account and lie and say you've got one bell-end
Holy shit lads, it's the one person in the country who's afraid of the TV tracking vans
Who /sam/ here?
>sea is the cradle of civilisation
No it isn't moron
Aquatic ape-chads ww@
What is atlantis homosexual
The Apprentice is the only time all year I have to listen to darkies talking
I thought they were swarming your country
My area is literally 100% white
>Mosesport: AnNILEhilate the competition
Whales?
The Welsh aren't white
(serious post)
They're constrained to London, Birmingham and Manchester, with a few enclaves like Luton, Bradford and Leicester. They simply cannot survive without their extended family on the take, so they have to stick to Labour councils.
What are we drinking tonight lads?
Tesco instant coffee
What number is on your bottle?
A man's shandy
Tf is a man's shandy
Shandy with three shots of limoncello
Innocent smoothie (guava). Gonna shit looser than lord sugar later
Lidl Perlenbacher pils
17M Quid for that? These morons did half an hours work. Cor, the rich get richer.
I'd say the logos these candidates make get worse every year, but I don't think anyone could top the slime wae
>what was your contribution
>I drew a picture of a teapot with a lightbulb on it
These episodes with fake buying numbers are dogshit.
Really testing my nofap lent here lad
>bunkr.si/v/221B6B7-M6aHxLdi.mp4
Saved for easter monday
Good luck fren <(^-^<)
are you fapping on sundays or white knuckling the whole 46 days?
Who was that director c**t a few years ago
Paki with the broken arm
My logo would be formula 1 car parting the sea ala Moses
Mine would be checkerflag waves
Riptide racing
They should both take all their clothes off and lick each other out for the advert haha
>this hexagon shit
tim curry been told to sabotage
>you now remember when they actually used to swear at each other
Flo has the perfect amount of manface. Irish bird looks like an equine ghoul but
Jesus Christ I hate the Essex accent so much
Anybody who insults my ears like that should be strung from the nearest lamppost
has no one questioned what in the frick water has to do with track racing
Never watched Formula E lad?
lel, been a while since I've fired up the ol' switch and done a cup. Might get on that this weekend
>implying the BAMEs would have managerial positions and not just be support staff
Passionate, hot, sweaty, violent sexual activity with Flo
good posts
TYRES! Because RACING!
I thought the logo was fine
Which bloke is getting sacked this week then
Virdi is an actual moronic person but I bet it’s big black lass who goes
pm if the water team loses, sub team leader if air team loses
phwoar
Looks like a vaporwave track cover
Definitely making the final
What a woman
energy
exhilaration
>it's very orange
Just like you then babes
Are we supposed to believe that racecars are the cause of rising sea levels and climate change?
They’re taking action, anon
Yes
The bbc even run an article about it in the last few years
Its like they put a 4 year old on forza livery creator
Virdi looks like the sort of bloke who works in his dad's phone repair shop and leases a BMW he can't afford
What is that awful orange green colour scheme?
INDIA NUMBER ONE DRIVING SUPERPOWER SIR
Formula Tuktuk would legitimately be more entertaining than formula E.
>Tata's from India, so I thought we'd go above and beyond
>Introducing, the first car powered by human faeces
The little Asian lad just snagged it. Cheeky cheeky!!
yes sir india super fast car
>SIRS SIRS REDEEM ORANGE POO CAR
FIRE THE GRAPHIC DESIGNERS
>no mention on plastic pollution in the ad
they are very dumb
Their vid is like opening a trailer for a FF movie and it’s a tampon ad
Haha imagine taking Flo’s high heels off after a long day of being a girl boss and massaging her feet and taught legs as she moans gently haha lol
These are such pointless fricking negotiations, because it's not tied to anything in reality
Both parties just plucking numbers out of nowhere because it's not a real transaction
Not like they can reject the offer and try other sponsors, making it all ridiculous
It hasn’t been about business since at least the first or second season. It’s just moron humiliation rituals, there’s about as much business here as there is reality is reality tv.
>It’s just moron humiliation rituals
So modern business.
So just like Man City's sponsorship deals
Flo's giant legs wrapped around my head and kicking me in the bollocks.
Offends me that the likes of Noor, Virdi and Onyeka are considered to be just as English as you or I but then again I am a bit racist haha
By who?
Joe Public
>they still call it global warming
It’s the biggest mass thing that’s happening
That tree has really done them in hasn't it
The gay paki seems like such a slimy disingenuous c**t.
Tata got fricked had off
Rachel is a cute
Is it really this easy? Or are these business people all just being generous because they're on the television?
If you had a real formula E team, getting sponsors would be easy as frick
The numbers mean nothing, it's not like the businesses actually pay that money. It's basically a roleplay game where they always meet somewhere in the middle
>an old troony, scuffed geraldo, and a zesty buck walk into a tv studio
The black woman is fricking useless
Is that lottie lion?
Didn't she have an onlyfans at 1 point
Still does
See
Camilla Ainsworth does too.
Yes
Anywhere I can find these online
>c**toids whine about how waaaah we wanna be taken seriously as heckin whamoids in business boohoo
>same b***hes immediately become pornprostitutes the moment they get any fame whatsoever
lmaoing at any man who doesn't hate women nowadays tbh
Frick she hit the wall hard
Isn't she only like 25 too?
t. never seen a naked woman in real life
22 year olds aren't meant to have bogged faces or cellulite tbh
>only 10 minutes left
Stonehenge, which famously had to be re-erected as the stones had fallen down
until this episode I didn't realize there were two different black women
Holy shit same I literally thought they were the same person
Who's watching celebrity Big brother next week?
Lineup looks WOAT
looks absolutely grim but i have a disorder that makes me watch every series
Yeah, terrible lineup though
nope. couldnt stand the revival, very gay
I miss her lads...
I didn't realise that black guy did that song. LET THE BODY MOVE YOU'VE GOT TO LET THE BODY GROOVE
Why is the towelhead never happy
>nevermind formula E it’s more like preparation H
An actual decent quip from Lord S in 2024. Cheap bastard can’t even afford proper skydiving thoughever
absolute blowout edition
Frick you Virdi
Not his fault this week, but he should’ve been fired week 1 so he’ll walk today
His logo and video were pretty shite and was the main person behind the orange and green idea. He's been dead weight in basically every task so it might finally be time
>"Really disrespect from yourself"
Just say "You" for frick's sake REEEEEEEEEEEEE
hngggg
What's wrong with her breasts? Also why are there no attractive women this year year? Last year had like 6 fire crackers
>What's wrong with her breasts?
they're not in my mouth
They weren't great last year tbh
They usually get more attractive as the series goes on but we are nearly halfway done and they are still ugly
>Last year had like 6 fire crackers
No it didn't. I was there, we all thought they were mediocre and some just latched onto a few.
>doesn't know who Spielberg is
Multiculturalism really is a failure
>indoor skydiving cost £70
for what?
For indoor skydiving you knob
To pay off the coroner when they asphyxiate
3 ethnics? I'm surprised the BBC allowed this
it's definitely a guy getting fired
holy shit i was wrong
Lord sugar, the man who couldn't sell coal to the geordies
Did you know that Sugar only made his fortunes because he got a handout from Rupert Murdoch and he's only a Lord because he's israeli? Not a top quality businessman.
Isn't that every businessman?
He sold dodgy computers that didn't work and bought property in London when it was cheap
The prize of this is £250k so he’s hardly a massively successful businessman
did the producer let their kid write this episode?
What do you mean?
They used to have actual arguments. This is like watching minecraft villagers try to get through the same door.
Next week I want to hear your ideas about how to save this show
>Onyeka, you're a beautiful, diverse, intelligent, strong black woman ... I'm so sorry, I beg you to forgive me and the BBC, but I have to fire you
>you said you supported Palestine and I just can't have a golom saying that
Ah, the classic act like morons and make something woefully inappropriate for kids week.
I wonder if any of them will have DIE in giant letters again
>”get my nuts in your mouth!”
Virdi on very thin ice but a kids cereal is probably right for his cheesy directing so he might just win something next week
Does he know what cereal is
Yeah, he just the cardboard from the box as toilet paper at his local street.
>I dunno who Spielberg or scorsese are
Of course you don't, rag head
I just wait until the programme is finished then come to this thread to check out what pics were posted of females
None because None are attractive except the blonde giantess
So what exactly is the point of this show?
Damn seeing all the girls sitting together from that season reminds me of what we lost...