Well its scripted in the sense they have to each do one of them, also dome other things, I believe they *must* attempt haggling etc.
But as to who wins thats still part of the game
The producers have obviously found some willing suppliers, told them to ask the contestants to help them make it, then told the contestants to go there
This homie lookin' ZESTY, this homie lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this homie theatrical, this homie good with colors, this homie gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This homie lifts shirts, this homie on the down low, this homie be a tollet trader, this homie gardens uphill, this homie packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
when you go to Turkey the shops expect you to haggle and start at 40% of the list price. the tactic to these tasks is get the ethnic lad to talk very loudly and exaggerate his accent when negotiating. easy win. >sugar doing shellfish pun
>your next task is to provide a professional proposal for a new formula one team >I expect the standard of a marketing consultant with plenty of polish >you have 2 hours where you shall be split apart
Formula E, did you forget to charge your hearing aid grandpa?
>your next task is to provide a professional proposal for a new formula one team >I expect the standard of a marketing consultant with plenty of polish >you have 2 hours where you shall be split apart
SCAVENGER HUNT EDITION
got no energy to watch it. didnt watch last week. heard they kicked off Asif because he demanded Lord Sugar be burnt to a crisp and thrown in the sea.
He fricks virgin women and curses the israelites on twitter so they didn't let him kn the gay little after show
>dead for buying week
grim
havent watched since the season with the "pillas" guy, how bad have things gotten and is it worth watching again?
treasure hunt bros
>your task is to find Sophia some new underwear
Never understood the point of this challenge
>find these items
>no you can't use a smartphone
>here's a yellow pages
>of course this task indicates whose business I'd like to invest in
Frick me, do they really not know what shucked oysters are.
someone not knowing oyster shucking is fine, but all of them ?
Britain is full of cultureless plebs these days
shuck's suck and frick
>trying to get a discount in a normal shop
How do these people live with themselves?
you don’t barter at sainsburys?
I'm not getting very far with the self-service kiosk, still holding out though fellas
Really? I haggle him down to 0
>go to shop
>ask for 85% discount if you come back next week and buy 2 of the item
Surely this is a winning strategy?
Peel off them yellow stickers, put them on your shopping
Not if the shop is on a low profit-margin
>shops
>low profit margin
oh lordy lord
Looks like a vegana, if you catch my drift
I DEMAND TO SHUCK MY CLAAAAAM THE OLD FASHIONED WAY
UNDER A STRAWBERRY MOONY BAREHANDED WEARIN NO CLOTHES
>Jersey's signature cake is just a bit of screwed up dough thrown in the oven.
>work for it and still paying more
Fricking hell
babs has absolutely rinsed them here
>makes them work
>barely a discount
based babs
Suralan should go into business with Babs
WHy are they just working for his old woman
>Syed
>Jedi Jim
>Stuart Baggs
>Big Liz
>Lottie
>Cannon Autist
>Babs
Thats who I’d want on my team in the final
why cant they shuck them themselves?
>no Nick
>no Akshay
you are gay
they have absolutely no idea what it is. they think it's some magical thing. not just opening them
Why don't you go shuck yourself?
>not picking the homoerotic duo
>gay
>arguing over pennies
Fricking amateurs. You're better off getting to more places, rather than spending forever in just one shop haggling
ITS SHUCK YOU STUPID c**tS NOT SHUCKLE
oysters, formerly shucked
I'll give you 6 shmeckles for those shuckles chuck
>gone contactless
soulless
its giving the candidates the excuse of being poor with maths doesnt matter
if they force them to use a fricking atlas they should force them to use cash
>oh wow I've never been to a vineyard
>oh wow this brandy looks amazing
>oh wow this is so beautiful
What a completely disingenuous c**t, she should have wrapped that bottle around the big c**ts head
Why is Tim dressed like he's just left the Barbour showroom? Should be in coastal-wear
Fricking upstart
the Black person in the pink dress is kinda fit uno. big babylons
his name is Tre
They fricked it
Can't come back from it. Time task
Id shag any of the women
Most of them, for me
>if you blow it
>OOOOOH YES PLEASE
>if you all blow me then I'll give you a deal
>if you blow it
>YESSSSSSSSS
Steve is bent
>all these shop-owners 'suggesting' they do some work for them
No-one actually buys this isn't scripted, right?
It's fricking sad, it's basically the generation game at this point.
Well its scripted in the sense they have to each do one of them, also dome other things, I believe they *must* attempt haggling etc.
But as to who wins thats still part of the game
The producers have obviously found some willing suppliers, told them to ask the contestants to help them make it, then told the contestants to go there
Sugar clearly invested in the tourism market. Using the show for free advertising "look at all the shit you can do here! visit this summer!"
Why are all these Jersey folk so workshy
tax dodgers too
freshly sucked
>not knowing the name of the guys who are driving you everywhere
>no questionable purchases
they couldve fricked around with the surfboard. bought a toy one or something. people have done worse and got a pass
>£8 for a shackle
>hehe I don’t know how to measure the shackle but uhhh you can have the big one for £8 that’s probably it
Absolutely rinsed
>not breaking in, taking the potatoes and leaving payment
It's like they don't want to win
Londoners don't understand the concept of honour systems
Only honour killings
>11 minutes left
Blimey
>run down this lovely idyllic causway!
100% trying to push tourism here
Tim looks zestier every week
This homie lookin' ZESTY, this homie lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this homie theatrical, this homie good with colors, this homie gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This homie lifts shirts, this homie on the down low, this homie be a tollet trader, this homie gardens uphill, this homie packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
Alan please
when you go to Turkey the shops expect you to haggle and start at 40% of the list price. the tactic to these tasks is get the ethnic lad to talk very loudly and exaggerate his accent when negotiating. easy win.
>sugar doing shellfish pun
>moron was gonna do a deal at 190 pounds
Not nice calling her moron
alan sugar basically reading a script. just looks at table.
He's been doing that for 10 years
You know the board room is just a set, it's not even close to where his Office is located.
>"Who was in charge of oysters?"
>"That was myself"
JUST SAY "ME" FOR FRICK'S SAKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Deserves to be executed
>make a low offer so you can meet in the middle
>"AMATEUR"
>miss a few spuds, a jar and a bit of metal
>oy vey that'll be £274 goy
Lord Sugar definitely owns some of those businesses in Jersey
>HOW DARE YOU ASK FOR 75% OFF!!!! THATS MY MO- i mean thats the owners money
So many disgusting BAME's!
>buy a 16mm shackle
>can I research the item?
>no!
>*a few hours later*
>YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG ONE!
If you have to look up how big 16mm is you might have bigger issues
>you fricking mug, you lost me bloody money!
so contrived
>director can't even be bothered to stage a security guard stopping them as they're about to drive away
This show's so done
Would happily do an apprentice themed day
Fleur is 100% winning the show
he fired Jack because.....HOW DARE YOU ASK FOR 75% OFF ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO STOP ME FROM BUYING ANOTHER YACHT
Lmao they're substantially less excited about the sikh coming back
>We want you to launch a brand new Formula One team
To be honest they'd be about as competitive with Red Bull as anyone else.
Formula E, did you forget to charge your hearing aid grandpa?
Pretty sure you can buy Jersey royals in tesco
Cheaper than here too
Forgot to add I'm jersey.
Jersey wonders are shit too
>your next task is to provide a professional proposal for a new formula one team
>I expect the standard of a marketing consultant with plenty of polish
>you have 2 hours where you shall be split apart