the audience in my theater clapped and cheered when he said to the demons face "it's exorcising time"
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the audience in my theater clapped and cheered when he said to the demons face "it's exorcising time"
me when i'm saying the n word
Realistically, who could beat him?
the pope of course
Holy SOI
They had him make the face people who like soi make
thats just Crowe when the director told him that lunch was delayed, no cgi just pure rage, baby!
why does he look like that
why do i have a boner
a Nintendo direct?!
>Asmo, I've come to bargain
damn hes just like me fr
why is everyone talking about this suddenly? it came out ages ago
Wondering the same. Not to mention it was fricking awful. And this is coming from someone who can usually get some form of enjoyment out of most horror slop.
It was actually pretty good and much better than a lot of the horror slop they put out nowadays.
Was this supposed to be horror? I thought it was some weird action-thriller.
What did he do, bring in a Holy treadmill?
>Better pay your Planet Fitness membership cuz you just got exorcized b***h! *hits the vape
That wasn't the line, he said "You look like you could use a little exercise you fat c**t"
cross over when?
that would be too kiino
I clapped and coomed in my basement when she said "Frick me, Tomás!" to the priest
>make movie with fit attractive people
>only fat people are allowed to watch it
>it's exercising time
they should make a movie where I'm forced to be her pusy slave for denying the holocaust
Frick, I wish there was more of fit girls just breathing like this after some strenuous activity. It’s really attractive and i live watching their muscles work.
Also where can I find more, Cinemaphile?
Thank you anon. Just wish i could see her face too and the pole wasn’t in the way.
It's Jesusin' time!
we all agree that the african cardinal was obsessed by evil in the end right
possessed*
the Vatican has been infiltrated by sleeper demons for decades now
otherwise known as homosexuals
>actual files
Demons don't exist, heaven and hell do not exist, nothing happens when you die
>"That why they call me...the popes exorcist."
Bit on the nose
>well mr pope’s exorcist, we need you to speak english for no good reason
kek
english is set up to be the devil's tongue
But the vatican guys requested him to do it and the pope sometimes broke into english too
the vatican has been infiltrated by homosexualry
to be fair the lollards cited sodomy as one of their problems with the catholic church back in the 14th century.
This poster is a sodomite.
>Proofs?
Trust me, I'm a lollard
Wycliffebros it's time we kicked some papal ass
FRICK WYCLIFFE
FRICK LANGLAND
AND FRICK
OCKHAM
why did the movie makers had her be a little loose bawd showing her ass thighs and feet all movie
they were just trying to authentically portray a teenage girl
the devil had control and influence
my favourite part was when he told the demon it was time to "exordesist"
same
How did Russell Crowe get so fat bros? Anyone have the webm of him moving when he’s possessed as the bats swirl around him? Made me kek
he was method acting for THE POPE'S EXORCIST
I was only nine years old. I loved RUSSELL CROWE so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to RUSSELL CROWE every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "RUSSELL CROWE is love", I would say, "RUSSELL CROWE is life". My dad hears me and calls me a homosexual. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of RUSSELL CROWE. I called him a c**t. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's RUSSELL CROWE. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "POSSESS THE PIG". He grabs me with his powerful exorcist hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for RUSSELL CROWE . I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please RUSSELL CROWE . He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. RUSSELL CROWE looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Fair bloody dinkum c**t". RUSSELL CROWE leaves through my window. RUSSELL CROWE is love. RUSSELL CROWE is life.
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
missed that part
On to the first page you go /bestthread/
The Popes Exorcist is literally me
>be me
>The Popes Exorcist
Who the frick is making all these threads about this C-list schlock every single day? Is this just transparent marketing?
>C-list
It's one of the bigger horror movies of the year, I'd say it's B-list at the very least.
it's a well-loved movie, that's all
I'm thankful to Cinemaphile for shilling it to me
It's a modern classic like Mortdecai.
Crowe is Cinemaphile husbando, this is no different than gadonposting
sony shills. same with the jennifer lawrence movie.
kid named orcist
seriously i loved this movie
Yeah I really liked it
Anything Franco Nero touches turns to Kino
Looks like a "next time won't you sing with me" movie.