>The autopsy results and forensic notes about Bob Saget's death scene were ordered sealed from public use by a Judge at the behest of Saget's former wife to protect her family from potential embarrassment and shame involving the details of Saget's demise.
he died doing poopsex didin't he
there's a reason they called him bob homosexual
This is why I don't jerk off in funny ways. I always think, what if I go into cardiac arrest at this moment?
You won't care
>I always think, what if I go into cardiac arrest at this moment?
This is a more prominent concern post-2021. Because of something that was 100% safe AND effective
I stopped stimfapping for this exact reason. Got way too close to a heart attack while gooning to futa porn high on meth and for an instant my brain switched off hedonism-mode and thought "is this what you want everyone who knows you to remember you by"
unreleased photos of the location of his death
period pussy shotgun blast
It's dangerous to eat taco bell
THERE’S SHIT ON THE WALLS
Comedy gold for sure, locked away in the vault.
unfortunate spaget incident
he was murdered by his wife
WHAT BOB SAGET IS DEAD?!
!
WTF
Yeah, came as a shock to me too, I always conflate Saget with Seinfeld.
I didn’t even know he was sick.
>The autopsy results and forensic notes about Bob Saget's death scene were ordered sealed
True
>to protect her family from potential embarrassment and shame involving the details of Saget's demise
speculation
>speculation
His wife is the one who pleaded with the judge to seal it in the first place, you dummy. That's public record. She's said it
What did they find in his butt?
a video of people tripping on things and falling down. also dave couliers career
cut
it
out
Bob’s death is weird.
>He suffered skull fractures so severe that one doctor reportedly speculated they could have been caused by falling from several stories or a baseball bat attack. Investigators now believe Saget lost consciousness in the bathroom, fell backward onto the marble floor and struck his head, People magazine reports.
Source: https://nypost.com/2022/02/24/police-believe-bob-saget-hit-head-on-bathroom-floor-report/
>There were no signs of blood on the hotel bed's sheets or bedspread, according to the report released Tuesday.
>The report ruled out countertops, tables and nightstands in the hotel room since those all had hard surfaces. It noted that most of the hotel suite was carpeted and that the headboard of the bed was lightly padded, listing the two items as "possible mechanisms of injury."
Source: https://abc7ny.com/amp/bob-saget-death-photos-released-orange-county-sheriffs-office-hotel-room/11674382/
The adjoined room bit always is weird to me
>A hotel maintenance worker had to be called to open the door to Saget's suite since it had been latched from inside. Even though the door between Saget's suite and the adjacent room was found to be unlocked, records on the electronic locks at the hotel showed that no one had been in the abutting room since Jan. 7, two days before Saget's body was discovered, the report says.
>come along Hastings, we must investigate the Bob homosexual.
my fricking sides
Pwyrow, the coronah has sealed the report. You're not to attempt to access it in any way until we get the propah authorization from a barristah of 'Is Majesty's 'Igh Court, is that clear?
Bon, I need only to speak with the Mrs. gayget and the hotel worker who discovered the body. Surely his Majesty's service has not sealed them up as well?
he farted and fainted and died.
he died from injuries sustained from an extremely violent seizure, is my guess
fricking stamos
so it was a baseball bat and they entered from the adjoining room. Electronic records are easily tampered with, find any IT guy like myself, we're willing do to suspect shit for cash
>or a baseball bat attack
Lmao that's specific...of all ten trillion ways to frick your skull up. Almost as if...
how much money would you pay to see his death, but with him doing his stupid America Home Video voice narrating over it? I'd pay $1.00
auto erotica asphyxiation
Something along those lines. Bob was a big time coomer. Nobody chooses to be friends with Jim Norton at his showbiz level for any other reason.
This, most likely.
Or he was killed by an underage Black person prostitute.
I believe it was a combination of both, plus drugs.
>>The autopsy results and forensic notes about Bob Saget's death scene were ordered sealed from public use by a Judge at the behest of Saget's former wife
Is that unusual ? The story was he fell and hit his head perhaps while using the bathroom at night, he was likely knocked out and fractured his skull when he woke up he probably did not realize what happened and just went back to bed.
Do you believe everything you read and hear?
If that's all that happened, then why block the notes from going public then?
Originally I think they said he was found in bed but now some stories dont say that. Maybe he was found on the shitter and they just dont want that released.
oh no, how dare he do something that every human does and he happened to die while doing that. How embarrassing.
>people still mock elvis for dying on the toilet
Yes, it is embarrassing
>No blood found at the scene.
If a grown man falls and hits his head on marble, there is going to be blood anon, the scene is clean.... too clean
So why with David Carradine and not him? With Robin Williams was half-half
Robbin had Lewy Body Dementia. When they cut his brain open the doctors realized how advanced the damage was and were surprised he lasted as long as he did
Maybe they just don't understand Orkonian physiology
Vaxx status???
Knowing how funny Saget actually was IRL, this was probably in his will.
>OK so when I die
>seal the autopsy results
>and everyone will think I did some really gay shit that got me killed
>and they'll laugh about it for years to come
He was honestly that crass. I met him once and the dude just liked to laugh.
holy shit it makes so much sense
dudes trolling everyone from the grave
Bob Saget and Howie Mandell are probably two of the funniest comedians to really make it big but people just think of them like comfy PG-rated comedy dads on TV. They have/had such vile senses of humor it's unreal.
Autoerotic asphyxiation can't feel THAT good, can it? I could never imagine risking actual death for a coom, no matter how mind blowing it may be
choke yourself while nutting and report back to us
I'm not trying that gay shit
whatever happened to bone density
a tossed milk bottle, an errant paperboy, a poorly mounted tv
everything lately is concussing me
When you're on the road and seem to be alone
Your wife's boy toy shows up and caves in your dome!
Wasn't there a video of him morosely joking about dying in the coming months in an interview with his wife who talked to him like he was a work colleague.
It's drug stuff.
It's always drug stuff.
thought he hit his head and got a blood clot in the brain, wasn't that the story at first?
ROBERT homosexual