the B1-series battle droids in the 2D clones wars show were actually terrifying, why did they make them so stupid in the 3D show?

the B1-series battle droids in the 2D clones wars show were actually terrifying, why did they make them so stupid in the 3D show?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't the B1 droids downgrade in the films themselves? My memory is they come across, relatively, more competent in TPM than the following prequels.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they have more autonomy later on and are not controlled by a central command post
      but this also makes them more prone to doing moronic shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s in filionis fan fiction show and not the actual movies tho

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's canon now for better or worse

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m still not watching anything he or disney makes and you can go eat shit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being centrally controlled is in TPM and sort of a major plot, and no longer being centrally controlled is mentioned in AOTC. Nothing to do with your boogieman little le heckin based boy.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            And yet they’re not all quirky “Im not like the other droids/clones” either. Strange how that happened

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly what they are in TPM and AOTC both. Goddamn you're a moronic homosexual. Do you even watch movies or is it all just dick sucking memes for you?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Uh, wait, uh, that doesn’t compute, uh, wait, uh… you’re under arrest!
                Yeah they were like the Terminator in episode 1, right?

                Stop sucking filionis wiener you cowboy hat wearing homosexuals

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i-its the boogieman again, he's why I don't know anything about my meme movies!
                You're a weak homosexual, you can't even avoid projecting uselessness and moronation from behind a screen. have a nice day so you don't spend the rest of your life shooting the plug out of your ass in fear that the bad filoni man is coming to get you because you're too stupid to remember anything about your homosexual reddit meme movies.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meds

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you need a night light to sleep to make sure filoni doesn't sneak up on you and attack you with dialogue from george's movie, you cum guzzling brain damaged frickwit?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

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              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

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              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

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            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Uh, wait, uh, that doesn’t compute, uh, wait, uh… you’re under arrest!
              Yeah they were like the Terminator in episode 1, right?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was a commander B1 that said that line, anon. They have a bit more intelligence than the normal ones.
                Meanwhile, the normal ones during the Naboo battle gave no fricks if another one next to it got destroyed. It just kept marching on towards its target.
                The Episode III and Filoni-era B1s would have ran away screaming during that battle. It's a fricking disgrace how B1s were reduced to comic relief starting from RotS.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                In other words, the droids in the prequels act the way you b***h about, and then to answer a direct quote from the movie you wrote some fanfic strawman about what would totally happen bro (but didn't)

                Why are anons such gutter morons?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s in filionis fan fiction show and not the actual movies tho

      they are TCW tier in ROTS, even being voice acted by the atrocious matthew wood

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They weren't remotely terrifying, if you thought they were then you're the exact sort of limp wristed gape assed homosexual I'd expect to advocate for tranime slop. Taking the pocky out of your ass, watching shitty cartoons isn't a personality and they aren't "exotic" because they're Japanese, you're about as interesting as some lard ass who obsesses over Pokemon into his 30s.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never watched an episode of pokemid in my life

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you're the exact sort of limp wristed gape assed homosexual I'd expect to advocate for tranime slop
      Adjectives and adverbs are a poor substitute for wit, homo.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t like tranime either but 2d clone wars wasn’t tranime

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Droids seem like they should be a bigger deal in general.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i mean you got wizards with mind powers, robots shouldn't be a big deal

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's talking about how AI should play a bigger role in SW

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          AI in star wars is like 20000 years old, they already had planets with robot rebellions, it's no big deal cause and it's mostly local problems

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The morbid truth Lucas heavily implies is that droids are sentient, enslaved, tortured, destroyed, and no one really cares.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can FTL exist without droids?
        I thought everyone was dependent on them for hyperspace.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Without droids or navicomputers, they would need spice-sniffing, mutant navigators to perform the advanced hyperspace jump calculations.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The morbid truth Lucas heavily implies is that droids are sentient, enslaved, tortured, destroyed, and no one really cares.

      I get this feeling too, droids are portrayed with independent thought and motivations. I think there was a line when Obi-Wan or Qui Gon comments how scary it would be if they thought for themselves.

      It's kind of tragic really and should be explored more often, just like the scary concept of industrial cloning to fight wars (did TCW ever address this?)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucas was a hack and didn’t give a shit about consistency.
      >everyone is terrified of this droid army
      >stands to reason that they’d be a hive mind with no mercy
      >instead they’re a bunch of goofy, clumsy buttholes who mostly parade around in blocks and get shot.
      Same as stormtroopers in the OT

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    droids are obviously just a money laundering military industrial scheme.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    To make them into silly billys that kids can laugh at.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Episode 1
    >Droidekas demonstrate immediately Jedi can't just solo an enemy military
    >Roll up with heavy armor to the Gungans massing on an open field
    >Bombard enemies until it's obvious the shields will hold
    >No, "Curses," or "Blast those froggie scum," just a simple, "cease fire,"
    >Thousands of droids then calmly march in synch to overwhelm the defenders
    >Soon as the shield drops, open up
    with the tanks again.
    Episode 2
    >Systematically overwhelm Jedi with massed fire and artillery, react to the clone surprise attack by immediately shooting back without panicking, rally instantly to countercharge whereas a living mercenary army would probably scatter.
    Episode 3
    >Goofier and less threatening here but now they've been downgraded for the clones to become the real Jedikillers.
    Say what you will about plot and dialogue but George knew how to make an enemy army look threatening and overwhelming.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      By having them be defeated by Jar Jar tripping and a child flying by accident, and then downgrading them from there.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >droids think qui gon and obi wan are dead
        >lightsabers ignite
        >droid says "uh oh!"
        So menacing!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s exactly what’s soulful and amusing and part of the series’ core message.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The gungans lost the battle, anon. The droids only lost the war because the cheap Trade Federation couldn't be arsed to keep more than one control ship above Naboo for redundancy, or to cover up the exposed main reactor inside the control ships.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh okay, Jar Jar just killed dozens of them by flailing around until a child accidentally blew them up and realized that THIS was pod racing, got it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What is fun?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Watching a good movie. I wish the phantom menace had been one.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are too smart to be a star wars fan. Go to college and use that brain for something useful like making money

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frightening, I feel menaced

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was awful how they screamed in rotj, very goofy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dave Filoni made that movie, remember to apologize to based George, BASED

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrifying yes!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Utterly menacing

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people fail to realise that the whole point of Star Wars is for the good guys to beat the scary looking bad guys and rob them of their intimidating status?

    This is both standard camp sensibilities and also a basic premise of good vs evil stories in general.

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