Well then you are a FOOL Robert! I bet you thought The Lego Movie was for babies too. And don't even get me started on what I think you thought about 21 Jump Street.
Every time I go out that’s how women treat me. I wish I could just be an average looking dude so I could know if women love me for me or if they’re just obsessing over my great looks
>shut your mouth, Black person. You want to tell me about little girls? How about I make you into MY little girl, Robbie? How about I frick that black ass of yours until your begging Daddy to cum deep inside? Give me my popcorn and get the FRICK out of my way. Black person.
>it's 10:30pm, I walk out of my showing of Joker >decide to meet up with some friends in the kinoplex lobby to share some drinks and maybe a bucket of crab legs >we sit and chat the night away, time passes fast >around quarter to one, I hear Robert's booming timbre: >"Kinoplex is closing, lads! You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!" >he gives us a smile and a wink >he knows that true moviesseurs like ourselves will stay and watch the 'plex elves ply their trade >about a dozen or so of the slight creatures emerge from behind the counter, to the joy and surprise of the remaining guests >begin to tidy up the 'plex so much quicker and efficient than the fricking wagies could ever dream >start singing a traditional kinoplex elf work song, the soft lilt of their voice brings a tear to my eye >Robert gently inclines his head towards me, a sign of mutual respect >as the elves carry off the last remaining corpse from the day's theater shooting to dump it in the incinerator, I raise my glass to Robert in a final salute before exiting the kinoplex >"Farewell, Anon!" Robert booms, "Tell the wife I said 'hello!'" >I chuckle softly as I shut the door behind me. Robert knows my secret, but helps me maintain the charade so I don't get thrown in the virgin pits. >I shut the door to my Prizm as my falcon lands on the seat next to me. >what a lovely day at the kinoplex!
Have you seen the trailers Robert?
"no im not a little girl" -Robert
Well then you are a FOOL Robert! I bet you thought The Lego Movie was for babies too. And don't even get me started on what I think you thought about 21 Jump Street.
Robert, i identify as a little girl now.
DON'T THINK SO ROBERT
Damn... he's literally me...
Every time I go out that’s how women treat me. I wish I could just be an average looking dude so I could know if women love me for me or if they’re just obsessing over my great looks
Frick, he's literally MEEEEEEE
god he's just like me
>What's the matter, anon? You seem confused.
I'm just uhhh... checking if it's good for my niece.
Yeah.
Hmmm you wouldn't like to be seen as transphobic, you know how this sort of stuff end, right, Robert?
Robert where is your anti ballistic armor
Lol stfu stupid Black person trololo
That's why I'm going to see Morbius. Step aside!!
Sir, that movie has been out of theaters for over a year.
either either either subscribe donate or gtfo
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thank you, Sony pajeet. Thank you.
Kekekekekekek. My fricking sides hahahahaha
im morbin it
GOLD
that's exactly the point, Robert
Give me the damn ticket before I pull out a gun and murder you and then shoot my self in the head
Robert, Shut The Frick Up.
Yeah I figured.
Also I'm not here because Covid didn't stop existing just because the media stopped talking about it.
>shut your mouth, Black person. You want to tell me about little girls? How about I make you into MY little girl, Robbie? How about I frick that black ass of yours until your begging Daddy to cum deep inside? Give me my popcorn and get the FRICK out of my way. Black person.
>it's 10:30pm, I walk out of my showing of Joker
>decide to meet up with some friends in the kinoplex lobby to share some drinks and maybe a bucket of crab legs
>we sit and chat the night away, time passes fast
>around quarter to one, I hear Robert's booming timbre:
>"Kinoplex is closing, lads! You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!"
>he gives us a smile and a wink
>he knows that true moviesseurs like ourselves will stay and watch the 'plex elves ply their trade
>about a dozen or so of the slight creatures emerge from behind the counter, to the joy and surprise of the remaining guests
>begin to tidy up the 'plex so much quicker and efficient than the fricking wagies could ever dream
>start singing a traditional kinoplex elf work song, the soft lilt of their voice brings a tear to my eye
>Robert gently inclines his head towards me, a sign of mutual respect
>as the elves carry off the last remaining corpse from the day's theater shooting to dump it in the incinerator, I raise my glass to Robert in a final salute before exiting the kinoplex
>"Farewell, Anon!" Robert booms, "Tell the wife I said 'hello!'"
>I chuckle softly as I shut the door behind me. Robert knows my secret, but helps me maintain the charade so I don't get thrown in the virgin pits.
>I shut the door to my Prizm as my falcon lands on the seat next to me.
>what a lovely day at the kinoplex!
good oc
Fricking kek
nice one, anon
Shut the frick up and get my popcorn.
It's cool Robert,my sexdoll girlfriend wants to see it.