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He doesn’t fully transform and they just make him use a prosthetic to make half his face slightly droopy/melted
That's boring as shit. You're probably right.
>That's boring as shit.
thats how the OG Clay Face was!
I like when capeshit fans defend their slop by pointing to the source material as if the continuity between today's slop and the slop of 1930 is laudable or to be held in reverence somehow
>buzz word buzz word buzz word buzz word i dont liek duh comik b00kz
Also, where in my post didi say the original version of clayface was some Rod Serling level master piece of character writing?
No one cares about ancient comics.
>No one cares about ancient comics.
yes we do. Batman, superman and wonder woman are literally ancient comics
>are literally ancient comics
With better contemporary examples.
>I want a god damned rapid weight gain female transformation or at least some breast/butt expansion sequences
he’ll just wear a rubber mask. they’ll also give him some moronic edgy shtick like he’s a gay pedophile or something
Matt "white privileged buttholes" Reeves would never depict a fudgepacker negatively.
>I'm offended that the black woman who steals from rich people said something negative about rich people as well as white people because this is unrealistic for a black woman in 2022 to say
>"I'm upset that no one cares about my white* friend, because... they only care about white people!"
>Totally logical for the character to say.
Nice try, shill homosexual.
*99% of people consider slavs to be white
>rightoids are still seething over their misinterpretation of a throwaway line that any normal person didn't even register almost 2 years later
gay pedo? too controversial. simple pedo yeah
Just go full fantasy and don't try to be like the Nolan movies with their "realistic" interpretations.
This. Batgays say they like realism, then Bat Metal goes and breaks sales records.
Going to have to wait for Gunn's Batman for any fantasy.
full power clayface actually lends itself to a detective-work movie, and making le realistic gritty Bourne movies with a guy dressed as a bat is tiresome. just don't make him fight gods and supernatural/fantastical stuff would only bother nolanites too embarassed to admit enjoying silly comic books.
He’ll say something about evil rich white guys and then fall in love with Bruce.
turdman is in?
>Gayface
At least post the REAL villain.
The Hollow Man?
Such a boring character. Not to mention his only interesting "power" is he manipulate tons of villains
They subtly set up Elliot during the first movie. AFAIR the guy Thomas Wayne accidentally got killed was his father.
I don't generally like capeshit but reading Hush was revelatory how low the bar is set for this bollocks. I remember some scene where catwoman makes out with batman and his thought bubbles are all "she kissed me... :o.... i cant believe... she kissed me :o"like he's a fricking 13 year old.... every chapter is big dub boss fight which has no conclusion because none of the villains die and no even slight status change happens... the brand new character who has never been seen before but has a long family friendship with bruce and then dies halfway thru the story is actually le twist villain?! dude no way i would never see that coming - and then to add to the insult they pull the exact same shit at the end! Batman's hitherto never before seen and nameless mechanic, who apparently was ackshually some really nice guy and an important figure in batmans life gets two pages of random flashback (right near the end, he's never been mentioned in the story up to this point) then gets killed in a very epic tragic moment... so low effort like they didn't even before to have one or two scenes to at least establish him as a character before that?
and hush just looks like shit my god. its the exact thing i would draw as a teenager. the bandaged face is such a cliche at this point but i could forgive it if they did;t give him a fricking trenchcoat lmao like actually did a teenager write this shit. and his motive is so implausible even in a word of super powers and monstermen it sticks out like a sore thumb. i was so jealous of bruce wayne i kill my own parents lmao who writes this shit actually how do they live with themselves? i guess don't blame the writers ultimately its the fault of the consoomer for not being discerning enough but my god what a shit comic even for superheroes that was actual trash
It's gonna be Hush
Are you familiar with CGI, anon?
No. Explain it to me.
they’re most likely gonna go with the original version of clayface. When he was just a normal guy in a mask going around killing people
IF it is actually clayface then theyre obviously going to do something similar to
They could very easily explain it away with a single line like "He's an ex-actor turned criminal with the knack of disguising his looks. So much so they nicknamed him 'The man with the clay facr' or 'Clayface for short'"
[End Scene]
They should have a wacky and goofy villain like Mad Hatter
i watched a video of clayface turning in to catwoman with a giant horse wiener and raping the real catwoman recently
nice
They should just do Batman Imposter.
Why did they leave Shit Head out of the Wanted adaptation?
That's just Thing but made out of shit
People who have only seen the movie would never guess there’s supposed to be a Clay Face knock off who’s made out of shot and kills people by turning into diarrhea to drown them.
Why r u replying to urself?
dunno some actOOOOOOr will take the role
A straight adaptation from Batman TAS would lend itself very well to the big screen.
A struggling actor turned criminal whose boss put a hit out on him & he was forced to drink a drum of chemicals by the hit l-men.
This is light sci-fi at best.
There’s a lot of meat to flush out a realistic character, plus writers love writing about shoebiz related characters.
Why did Batman Beyond give Clayface a paint job and new powers?
that's just thing but on fire
LOL, Batman Beyond beat Josh Trank to his "Darker" fantastic 4 by 16 years
"Clayface" will be a clay golem and the real villain the rabbi controlling it. A fresh spin on superhero movies appealing to a new audience.
If I were you Batgays, I'd be worried that the director will bring back both Catwoman and Penguin for story arcs.
They were the worst parts of the first one and don't need another 40-60 mins of screentime.
>Catwoman and Penguin
>They were the worst parts
anon...if you dont like the 2019 "The Batman" you dont have to make shit up you can just say you didn't like it
They're the "le best parts"? Okay, sure thing bro.
Point is, do you really want half a sequel dedicated to Catwoman/Penguin instead of developing Clayface/Hush? moronic homosexuals like you are the reason capeshit is flopping.
Personally my favorite sequels are just the original film with minimal tweaks
Just fine. They’ll just go full X-files for any supernatural elements.
Gunn already axed Reeves' universe, it's not gonna happen.