The Bear

are kitchen jobs really this shitty?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've literally never seen anyone working in a kitchen that shredded.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was that guy in high school working part time for a 'raunt
      good times

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up, no c**t has ever called it a 'raunt before, I bet you were nothing more than a fricking dish b***h copping shit from the cooks and FoH

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then you’ve never worked in a true ‘raunt before, clearly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would've made sure your 'za had extra garlic sauce 😉

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i hate 'za but i think i hate people who call it a pie even more

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          get a load of thus 'uy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          mad as frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's based on Marco Pierre White/Gordon Ramsay, and that's why he's handsome. He's not meant to be a regular guy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gordon Ramsay is pretty ugly. He is in good shape though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gordon Ramsay is pretty ugly

          I don't think he's ugly. Are you a woman or something? I think Gordon is tall and high test, which is peak man.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            His face is pretty fricked. He has nice hair and a great frame plus the charisma, but I wouldn't say he's conventionally attractive.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I wouldn't say he's conventionally attractive

              Naw, he's attractive, and he's just not a pretty boy. There's a difference. I'll have to assume you're a homosexual or something, because I would gladly be friends with Ramsay. My Chad friends were like him; They were big and strong, and not homosexuals.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nah, ramsay it totally attractive. Buff tall strong manly men like Gordon are fricking sexy. I'd know, I have a lot of big buff strong manly friends. but they aren't homosexuals. You are one though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for the lol. I guess it does sound pretty gay. Being afraid of being seen as gay is for actual gays, and not heteros.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                everyone's a little bi

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know if everyone is, but I think being too high test makes you a bit gay, and you want to dominate other men.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i don't think so. i know a gay relationship where the twink looking dude is always the top for his construction worker buff husband. sex is just kind of amorphous sometimes

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for that mental image.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              his face is fricked because he used to get into fights a lot when he was drinking i guess. which i can see

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                His face is fricked because hes an old cokehead norfener.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        these hairy arms
        hnnnnggggh
        i want to move my face through her bushy arms and then rest on rachel zeigler's back for a nap, slightly but lovingly drooling all over her fur while pugh whisper sings santa baby into my ear as i drift into slumber.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >handsome
        u wot m8? homie looks like gene wilder

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't talking about Jeremy Allen White, and I was talking about the chefs I named.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually, I just realised I was talking about all three. Women like The Bear guy, at least.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Women like The Bear guy, at least.
              have you seen proofs of this beyond youtube comments?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I've seen actual proof. I watched a video where my waifu said her favourite cooking show and film are
                >Ratatouille
                >The Bear
                No, I don't care about the opinions of other women.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's more of a blend of these two

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now you do

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kitchen jobs are shitty, they are fairly high stress and very fast moving. long hours, with intense minute to minute decision making. very cliquey, basically like mean girls. the servers generally care the least about their jobs but make the most, the kitchen staff are ex-cons, students, or otherwise people with drug related problems that couldn't find normal jobs, the managers are servers who did it long enough they think they have the right to lord over others, and bussing/dishwashing staff is almost always it's own beast of immigrants who all know each other/live together and are almost impossible to communicate with except vague gestures.
      >t. works in a restaurant

      there are lots, usually the ex-cons or the people who had drug related issues who are trying to stay on the straight and narrow. also, standing in front of a stove or broiler for 12 hours a day doing pretty intense physical activity will keep you lean. i've seen far less fat cooks than fit cooks, and it always surprises me. fat cooks are usually shitty to work with, too, because they like to delegate more than they like to actually cook. that being said, the best cook i'd ever worked with was extremely fat, and the only reason he wasn't head chef was because he didn't like the responsibility or ordering people around.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    civvies wouldn't get it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Semper Fry

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even in manga it's depicted as the shitiest job ever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Semper fry brother

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys love to talk shit about this show but I did 7 on a 10 for armed robbery and the only job I could get when I got out was the line in some frickin shit box dive bar working with beaners who don't even Speak english but are making More money than me But I'll tell you the rush of being on the dinner service full throttle no breaks every when yelling Smoking right in the kitchen dinners over you get a free drink at the bar and frick the hostess or bartender she shows up the next day in the same clothes full of my cum and works the day shift I've never seen the show

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should have spent some of that prison time learning about punctuation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, just look at this morons post . The only reason kitchens work is because they have hispanics on slave wages doing all the prep and absolute losers and excons working the line so the irs doesnt audit the place.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was a kitchen expediter. It's stressful on busy nights like weekends or holidays, but not nearly as much as they make out.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes.
    bad pay
    bad hours (split shifts)
    working with junkies and people just out of prison
    everyone is mean

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chefs will also smell of fried oil or some other food and they can't get rid of it even after a bath.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re expected to be a machine from the minute you punch in to the minute you punch out. No breaks, no time to catch your breath or grab a bite to eat, long hours with only a legally mandated 30 minute lunch. Plus it’s hot as hell and Bossman is always barking orders to go faster.

      It sucks, but not in the way this gay show depicts. People can be huge c**ts at peak service because one mistake can set you back an hour or more and make you basically scramble all night, but no one is yelling or grasping for epic "gotchas" during downtime. If you're at a decent place, most of the time it's considerably more business than it is heckin epic screaming and owning your coworkers.

      Chefs will also smell of fried oil or some other food and they can't get rid of it even after a bath.

      All these things are definitely factors, but there's also something about cooking for other people that aren't friends or family that generates pure rage. Cooking for others should be reserved for those close to you.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i worked in a kitchen and it sucked. then i became a bartender. which kinda sucks too but is also fun sometimes.

    restaurants are weird, they have a unique worker dynamic but i don't like how the show portrays it. the interesting parts aren't the rushes, everyone is just on autopilot then. the downtime/after work binge drinking is where the drama is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been a barista and it's "nothing happens: the job". Remember spending most of my time on Cinemaphile shitposting.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean i was a barista before all that too, its not really the same, there's really not much to do there. the only frustrating part is customers in hurries not understanding how time works, but its basically a fast food job

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only on episode 3, but it doesn't seem to make the job seem shitty. Just lots of pressure running a kitchen during the lunch rush on top of the usual pressure of running any type of business

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All restaurant jobs fricking suck dick and balls, but anyone who willingly chooses to work those shitty jobs deserves every little bit of suffering that comes with it; just for being too stupid and underqualified to find a better job.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to work in kitchens for about 10 years. It's shit tier jobwise, wanted to kms everyday, but i miss flirting with the waitresses and drinking on the job.
    Office rat now, and i still want to kill myself, but in a different way.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re expected to be a machine from the minute you punch in to the minute you punch out. No breaks, no time to catch your breath or grab a bite to eat, long hours with only a legally mandated 30 minute lunch. Plus it’s hot as hell and Bossman is always barking orders to go faster.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where'd you serve, brother?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It sucks, but not in the way this gay show depicts. People can be huge c**ts at peak service because one mistake can set you back an hour or more and make you basically scramble all night, but no one is yelling or grasping for epic "gotchas" during downtime. If you're at a decent place, most of the time it's considerably more business than it is heckin epic screaming and owning your coworkers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a rush happens and people get mad but then its over and its like nothing ever happened. kitchen also will invent ways to get lazy during rushes and if you don't have an expo servers will start getting into it with them.

      oh you lost the ticket? you think you already made that dish? bullshit

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if you’re some kind of neurotic homosexual that thinks his food is art or some shit. I worked in normal kitchens and it was chill, fricked a few waitresses too. If the pay wasn’t shit I would still be there.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work in a kitchen and it's just a job. You convert your time and energy into money. Yeah sometimes it can be stressful. But it's never life and death. It's a paycheck. But that doesn't make good television.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw civvies come into my resturant and order my fricking food

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How people work in a kitchen for years without becoming a manager I will never understand.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHERE THE FRICK ARE MY CHICKEN TENDIES?!?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Re-upping for another tour of duty
    God be with me brothers

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >are kitchen jobs really this shitty?
    Yes, but that's because most people working there are subhuman. They're either drug addicts or
    transparently mentally ill, probably both.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was sous for a James Beard award winning restaurant for a couple years, the pay is often dogshit for the work and hours you put in, no benefits typically. Although below the threshold of BOH management it’s not as insane generally as people make it out to be just working the line unless you suck or your boss is a dick. It’s just food at the end of the day. Either way I decided frick that gay shit and started working in the even gayer movie industry and joined a union and its way better work/pay for a college dropout wagie. As far as the Bear’s portrayal of it it’s about as honest as it can be to appeal to both people who have worked in fine dining and fat housewives to be successful as a show. 7.5/10

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