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She's not a princess.
You don't have to be royalty to be qualified as a Disney princess tho.
But she's not Disney Princess™ as far as I know
She shacks up with the prince of Olympus so by the end you could say she is.
Wife of a God
Zeus is king of Olympus
Hercules is the son of Zeus, making him a prince
Meg marries Herc (before he chokes her to death in a fit of madness), making her a princess
DEAL WITH IT
shut up you fricking homosexual
I still have to go with belle
Ariel, and anyone saying otherwise is just wrong.
Proto-feminist.
Reasonable choice but wrong. Aurora is clearly the best.
i genuinely can't choose between Ariel and Aurora so they can both be my wives along with Rapunzel (the footjobs are going to be life-changingly insane)
I mean my second favorite is mulan so yeah
mulan is a girl worth fighting for
Belle was 100% willing to take the full knot. She didn't even know about the curse lmao. Based or what ?
What Disney princess would be the best lay? I think Ariel would be very interesting to frick because her vegana is completely new to her, she doesn't even know about orgasms and such because she used to have some sort of fish cloaca.
1. Pocahontas
2.Mulan
3.Jazmine
4.Esmeralda
5.Belle
Some kinda fever you runnin’ boy?
You are all gays and wrong except for this guy who is mostly based
cute. tfw no native gf
is this the one that Walt called a sexy kid when he walked by the animators?
Jungle Book
>top 4 princesses are nonwhite
yt women just cant stop taking Ls
That's because they didn't include Punzie (they're stupid)
1. Pocahontas
2. Kida
3. Esmeralda
4. Jasmine
5. Megara
Based
But none of the the girls he wrote are black
1.Ariel
2.Belle
3.Kida
4.Jasmine
5.Rapunzel
My buddy's Polish-Palestinian wife looks like a live action Jasmine.
You need to organize a threesome then
Priya Price
Yeah I'm thinking Belle #1
We're all beasts here with our wilting cursed flower waiting for true love to unbind the curse.
Belle sacrificed herself for her kooky father and lived with an actual beast with a short fuse.
Belle's all heart, intelligent, and pure soul.
Meg definitely has the best and most realistic personality.
Not even a furgay but something her makes me diamonds
>a cat is fine too
it's a fricking cat
With a sexy voice
No contest.
Charisma loss of 10 points as soon as she cuts her hair
she did it out of necessity to defeat an evil witch, not because she had a midlife crisis or a feminist makeover. it's fine
maybe one day I'll marry a princess, bros
>Megara
>A Non-virgin, prostitute, used goods
A princess?
reminds me of what I have to settle for in real life
>oh no she had one bf, the horror
you dont meant to tell me you are a virgin incel who couldn't score multiple girls, right?
GMS
>not wanting to bang used prostitutes makes you le incel
Merida more like ME RIDA'
The cutest and purest mouse waifu
>he doesn't know
he knows and it makes it soooo much better
Or Gadget the Maggot as I call her.
Jenny!
You're close.
my queen
This. This right here is the only correct answer
Roll for 7
>aurora
>1 of 1 match
only one person deserves to share a thread with me.
The Disney princess branding didn't exist when Hercules was originally released in 1997. Disney never made that many "princess movies" in the first place, there's like 7 or 8 between 1937 and 2004 depending on you define it.
Shit taste
Huh, I just realised Disney hasn’t done Japan yet.
they don't dare touch animeland
There's a parallel universe where Japan never joined the Axis and Walt worked on a Kaguya-hime movie.
>Mulan as the only S
Great fricking tas-
>Eilonwy D
>Minnie A
>Marian, Lady, ALICE, Sally, Perdita C
...Abhorrent horseshit taste, homosexual kys
She was a prostitute in bed!
just my type
>chirps at you
I forsake mankind.
Hazel, my beloved.
had a big crush on her when was a little kid. got a boner watching her scenes i think.
Best girl? The female squirrel from "The Sword in the Stone"
Gigachads collide
Sorry as you can clearly see here
she is my wife.
>sold her soul to Hades for love
You'll never find a woman like that IRL. She's a pretty solid choice. And no she's not a hooker.
shame she was a typical dumb woman who trusted some moron who left her after that
Not only she's faithful to the point of selling her soul to James Woods but she's also awfully nice and supportive. Her b***hy act was only due to her own fears of getting hurt again, but once she found a good man, she quickly returned to her old self. Regardless, she's still able to be playful and she's not naive anymore, so you get the best of both worlds.
Bros...
She’s the reason I’m still a virgin at 31 years old.
fellow 31 year old virgin!!!
I remember wondering why she and the pig weren't the same character. It would have made a lot of sense that they would have used magic to disguise her and the kid just didn't know why the pig was so damn important.
The Black Cauldron was so bad, holy shit
filtered
homosexual
Wish I'd never seen this movie as a child.
Fell in love instantly and no 3d girl could ever measure up.
It's insane more anons aren't flying the flag for Alice
What happened to you, Cinemaphile?
She's a downgrade from book Alice.
still the GOAT I'm afraid
>goes through the same problems as Cinderella but much worse
>stepmother is a gigastacy with magical powers
>too innocent to realize that she's being abused and still loves her regardless
>so pure that the assassin refuses to kill her
>so pure that the animals of the forest will gladly help her out
>so pure that she melts the hearts of reclusive dwarfs
>goes into hiding and treats the whole thing like playing house
>only gets killed because she's so nice that she treats even ugly hags with kindness and respect
Snow is so cute, bros.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. If its good enough for Hitler its good enough for me.
>starts singing
>open the draw to the revolver again
Snow White of courshe
Judy Hopps
Correct. Megara is so hot in every way.
Rapunzel has always been the most beautiful fictional female character ever created
Pocahontas. I'll also accept Kida as an alternative answer.
>fricks the first foreigner she sees
>could have had a cool indigenous princess who combines her connection with nature with her warrior ancestry
>have her almost start a race war over white dick
Lion King deserved to win.
Megara best Disney girl
I watched Aladdin again recently and Jasmine is top tier. Belle is up there though.
Jasmine is basically the perfect woman, but Meg is the best realistic woman
ummm
>What a very merry day. All the world is gay
>Help me step-Peter I'm stuck
if only
JASMINE
Other princesses need not apply
Old Disney was pure sex holy
Elite post
She certainly gets me bricked up the most.
Rapunzel is probably the best overall.
Ariel is the best.
>no one mentions Jane
Minnie Driver’s chin was constantly in my mind when she spoke
Rapunzel, not even close.
>if hercules was made today
Zendaya is a perfect live action Meg
she'd be a fat, swarthy lesbian
She was the most realistic woman to be sure. I liked her.
>I don't need man x100
How moronic can you be when you don't get a character in a children's movie which spells out their motivations and personality directly to the audience.
She has trust issues because she has been betrayed before, loves Herc but doesn't want to admit it because of that.
She even sings it in a catchy 90s song
She's a shitty annoying character. The best Disney princess is Belle. Everyone knows that.
>The best Disney princess is Belle
That proto-feminist b***h nah
Best princess is tied between Jasmine and Megara
Now kys
I don't get it, how Belle is not the best princess, she literally put up with a Beast. Brown eyes, bun and braided brown hair, fair skin, well read, good nature, loves her dad, sacrificial, empathic; truly baffles my mind how Belle's not the best Princess.
>Brown eyes
She's a non-white and not fit for my seed.
You're a lab rat Hispanic or poo
>not fit for my seed.
I'm sure your dirty sock does thoughbeit
She's boring and into beast
she's into violent "bad boy" types which is a turn off.
>t. low t
>passively prefers when women do manly activities
low t maybe but i wanna get that checked. i don't want women to do manly activities.
Everyone loves an Idiot
>Violent bad boys
She is not into Gaston though
she's into the violent bad boy with a soft side, who will not only direct violence or the threat of violence at innocent people like herself or her dad, but will also direct violence toward enemies who could harm her.
i'm guessing you're a woman and you're trying to cope about your sexual preferences. that's cool - i totally get why bad people with moderate prosocial attitudes turn you on. but let's not lie about beast being a piece of shit.
? Beast choose not to kill Gaston, that is not a ruthless beast.
Also Beast let her go, that is what made Belle fall in love with him not his "soft side" that part just made her like Beast and stop fearing him.
>? Beast choose not to kill Gaston, that is not a ruthless beast.
the sexual fantasy for women is to find someone with a violent evil past but who has changed, even if only recently, and is able to hold back their animalistic side and pretend to be prosocial. instead he focuses his evil toward defending her. but the evil past is a necessary component to the fantasy.
yea megara
>Beast choose to let Belle go
>Belle was the one who directed the mob sorrily and regretfully towards the Beast
>Beast was so sad and in love with Belle that he'd rather die than fight
>Beast choose not to kill Gaston
Why do anons overlook these important details
>Belle was the one who directed the mob
Didn't Gaston do that, he has a song about that??
She's a stick in the mud character, boring as frick. Beast and Gaston were the ones carrying the movie.
>not blue eyed
In to the trash it goes.
filtered hard, kek
She looks like she fricks centaurs
>Who you think you're kidding? He's the earth and heaven to you!
the jazz
what makes these AOC images so hot ?
Rolling for Punzie.
roll
Roll
roll for 9
roll
yo give me elsa or ariel
sigh i guess she's 3rd best
Poca is best
ehem.
5
frick no
squaw fever
I believe in myself
whew, come on baby
Rolling for Elsa or Punzie.
mulan mulan mulan pls
give me a good one
I can work with that
We roll around these parts
Only ones that look as good or better here than in their original movies are Snow White, Moana, Ariel, Anna. Others all have some facial deformity or makeup problem. Mulan might be ok but she looks off model. Punz looks like she got mixed with a basic b***h, Elsa’s eyes look weird, Pocahontas has Korean plastic surgery jaw etc.
yeah do me anna looked the best in that pic with those designs
Roll
THEY SEE ME ROLLING
Well, well, well. My choice? Then I choose them all.
Tiana
According to OP, non-princesses are allowed, so
I cant see her without thinking about THAT comic...
Treasure planet mom.
Would pump her full of cum and then go to get cigarettes when she gets pregnant
>The best Disney princess?
Spiritually? Mulan. Belle is also a top choice. Alice needs no reason too.
belle sucks and gaston was proven right by chudtube
Alice is held back by Disney butchering the books.
>no scene where Alice goes on a racial cleansing rant because a rat was too easily offended
Nah.
a whole new Worrrrld
Women really do wear their hair like that now.
It's not my fault
I'm not to blame
It is the gypsy girl
The witch who set this flame
Marian will be a princess one day.
my wife
She already is, kinda, she's the niece of Prince John and King Richard.
Meh.
>Karen Punz
Dropped
These girls make me strive to be a better man
It's just too bad these girls made actual girls strive to be worse.
Based beyond belief 2D patrician Waifuist Chad. I kneel.
yep, I sometimes wonder if this sort of thing is akin to having a muse or worshipping some goddess like they would have in ye olden days
>I sometimes wonder if this sort of thing is akin to having a muse or worshipping some goddess like they would have in ye olden days
But of course. All of the aforementioned and beyond that. This is true appreciation and love for art, fantasy and imagination. Love for the form of beauty itself. Like a chivalrous romance. The idealism.
reddit post
Not a reddit post i dont think they support waifugayging. They probably associate princess worship with inceldom
Jane
Your princessfu is from a good movie, right anon?
Eh.
It was kinda mid compared to all the top tier stuff disney was releasing back then, but it's kino compared to the shit we get nowadays. Great song tho.
Certified classic.
Mulan gets dragged down by a shitty comic relief, otherwise it's pretty solid.
yes
Alice
fat Anna for me
Disney has fallen so far. Crazy to remember that they used to make things that weren't shit.
the best disney princess is chel, and she's not even disney nor a princess.
Chel is cheating
Anastasia
alice not a princess but i don't care
why doesn't rest of western animation look like classical disney, a pretty good standard was and everyone said "frick it, we'll just draw angular doodles instead"?
Talent dried up and stayed that way. Those old sages who drew Alice, Wendy, Tinkerbell, etc, are all gone and nobody filled the empty void they left
Bogdanoff lookin a
You posted her.
God why is she so fricking hot bros...
What do her armpits smell like?
her organs literally woulnd't fit in that waist
I read that as 'orgasms', and my penis agreed
They smell like ambrosia in the summer sun
>used roastie prostitute
>princess
kys
Alice by far, even though she's technically not a princess. She's a princess in my heart.
real princesses are better than girls with princess complex's
>used goods/ chad's sloppy seconds
>probably fricked a nubian
bump
My heart is the most sensitive in all the world.
Uuu