The best reviewed animated movie of the year. So why is it flopping?
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>Ayo
really?
lmao, is that a name?
I thought it was the headline she was brainstorming for muh reporting. Maybe she's a BBC Pidgin reporter now.
Ayo Edibiri is currently starring on The Bear so she’s popular at the moment.
Starring in what
That chef show you keep seeing threads about.
Ah ok
Thought it was some Hell's Kitchen thing at first tbh
>AYO HOLUP
You know, this is the fascinating thing to me. People of poor socio-econmic conditions, who are also incredibly under educated (most Black folk) tend to name their kids after luxury items i.e Mercedes, Armani, Chanel, etc. Lately, I've been seeing male Black folk take more control of naming their kids after something "threatening". I've met a "Furious" and a "Nemesis", I'm not fricking lying.
Naming their kids after a poorly articulated grunt/call isn't exactly mind blowing.
>I'm here to interview for the aged care position. The names Nemesis.
STARS
They "can't do anything wrong", so they'll keep doing that kind of stupid shit and keep facing ostracism and wait at the bottom of the social ladder as a consequence.
Why fixing the mediocrity of a demographic that already gives you 95% of their votes precisely because of their mediocrity.
Furious is a cool ass name. Nemesis is just a nod to the Tyrant. Again, cool as frick.
donkey kong looked less gorilla
her parents when asked what the baby name was: AYO EY DEY BIRI and sheeeit
ayo we wuz reporterz
It has a cringe woke vibe that no one is excited to go see past the trailer
I don't even care about the trailer.
I see fat black april and i have literally negative amounts of interest.
same
considering I grew up on TMNT I'd be willing to see and pay for a fun animation movie but than I see the character I knew since I was a kid being turned into a fat Black person and than my interest is 0
I don't care about Black person characters in movie, I just hate them when they replace them with established characters. Like, make some new characters and stories ffs
There are K-Pop jokes in the trailer. It will age about as well as Backstreet Boys jokes from 90s comedies.
literally heard teenagers yell "this sucks" in the theatre i was in lmao
literally the best reason to go to a theatre
I saw this short tiktok tier trailer and it made no sense whatsoever. If I didnt know what the Turtles were Id probably think it was the weirdest and most disturbing kids trailer Id ever seen.
It reminds me of those sonic animated shorts going around on tic tok where the most mundane convos are overanimated and dripping with that shit eating grin, self-aware zoomerhumor. It's fricking asinine.
>Three movies featuring predominately whites are dominating the box office
>Ayo ninja turtles flopping
Wonder why.
But seriously, it might have something to do with the fact that the ninja turtles IP has been rung pretty hard lately. What is this, the 4th thing from this IP in 10 years?
This.
It's not Black person Fatigue.
It's Pizza Eating Turtles Fatigue.
AYOOOO FIGURE IT OUT PERSON
Teenage Mutant Teenage TURTLES.
> No turtles on flyer.
Yeah it's a real mystery, Scoob.
this was a little bit antisemitic tho wasn't it?
>John Cena
>Seth Rogen
Wow, they really scraped the bottom of the 2011 barrel for this one.
Nothin wrong with Cena bro
>Nothin wrong with Cena bro
Other than the fact that he's a terrible actor and pretty much killed pro wrestling. Sure, I guess.
Cena hasnt wrestled in a decade and Im seeing fricking Sting come out to the ring sometimes, dont frickin blame Cena for the state of pro wrestling my dude.
Cena still wrestles part time, as does Sting. And Sting can still wrestle, he doesn't look awkward or slow they some 50+ guys do when they get in the ring, so whats that problem?
He bent the knee to Communist China, dipshit.
And he got 15million, you would too moron, dont be such a frickin dipshit about things.
He got 15milly to apologize?
>I got paid to support nazi germany, so it's okay!
I would do it for free. It's a good cause.
Most normal people support china and nazi germany
+50 Social Credit Score
Shut up homosexual
Bing chilling
>making the fat israelite voice a gross hairy pig
Kek
Oof
I thought pigs aren't kosher
How the frick does Seth keep getting voice work, or any work? He sucked all the funny out of every line in Paul.
>Paul wasn't funny
Yes. It wasn't funny because Seth was 8n it. Read the script in Norm McDonald's voice and it works.
>How the frick does Seth keep getting voice work
he's become a "money man" aka he hangs out with rich israelites so they fund his projects.
look at his media appearances sometimes
Judaism
>So why is it flopping?
Is it? What are the recent earnings? It only cost $70M to produce.
Op is full og shit but Cinemaphile doesn't care. At this point I just let them have their fun.
>It only cost $70M
Might have something to do with Gadget and Zipper Part 2 happening between Splinter and Scumbug.
It looks very 'current year', if you know what i mean
Why is cartoon Twitter so in love with sheboon April when she's clearly supposed to be disgusting and inspire hatred from the audience? The running joke with her character is that she's constantly puking, and they made her character as ugly as possible. She's not supposed to be cute or appealing. You can tell from the concept art that their design goals with her character were to make people as uncomfortable looking at her as possible.
She pukes all the time in the movie? Any clips? The whole movie is morbid curiosity. Wont pay for it but am curious
Does anyone have clips of the kpop and JJBA jokes that allegedly happen in the movie ?
The BTS joke is in an embedded X ad.
Seth Rogen is a producer because of course he is. There aren't any cookie jars he doesn't have his hand in.
what is X some sort of wiener fetish site ?
Nice toy
Lol, who tf would buy this?
It’s packed in with the turtle van and several of the turtles only
I am amazed that they even bothered. If this is not a fan-circuit exclusive it's going to be an embarrassing peg warmer at Target and Wal-Mart.
They wanted to test the tensile strength of those toy pegs before they started hanging up the new line of GI Joe’s so it worked out.
Will be in a landfill joining the ET games soon.
>AYO where dem fried chiken at
Puke fetishist detected.
I don't have any clips but for context, April is in high school and since she's interested in journalism she volunteers to do the morning announcements that are streamed to all of the homeroom classes. She freezes when the camera starts rolling and then pukes everywhere. It goes viral and she gets some kind of puke related nickname that escapes me now. Later on during the climax of the movie, she breaks into a news station to convince the city that the turtles are there to help everyone, and she pukes at first before telling everyone what the deal is.
That thing is not April. None of the characters feel like TMNT characters. They're not even ninjas. I also dont like the ending, what makes the turtles turtles is them them being outcasts.
>April the journalist can't handle being on camera
I understand woke Black personness slipping into these projects but how do they manage to land on people who have open and abject hate for every property they adapt?!?
Damn, they blackwashed Shadow Over Innsmouth too?
Because Cartoon Twitter mostly consists of far left degenerates + tumblr migrants. Make of that what you will.
rocksteady?
So grounded.
To be fair there are some truly hideous women in New York City.
This can't be real...oh frick, it is:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles:_Mutant_Mayhem
>en.m
That might stand for English Mobile but for all I know it's actually Enable Murder
>Already a sequel and spinoff grennlit
Uhhh haters?
ESG money printer go brrrrr
Pretty accurately shows how the US has changed since then, in more ways than one. It's a win if that's what they're going for...
if you see breasts it's always because of picrel, every fricking time
You can see the cultural decay
Who the frick does this appeal to, little Jamal? He's black, not fricking blind. Nignogs watching Dragon Ball will remember and jack it to women who have white skin, purple skin, green skin, you name it. As long as the female looks good, that's what's important. Abomination April looks like a lump of shit wearing a ruined cardboard box.
I can imagine israelite Rogen standing over the top of the mind-decayed white scribbler he's overseeing, telling him "not black enough", "hmmm, not ugly enough", "still not ugly enough, goy", "perfect, but lets go with this even uglier design instead". Only with israelites overseeing art design do you get hideous insults to life like this.
she's so grounded, she's practically earth
Looks like baobab.
To be fair, I feel like I'd be way more likely to run into right rather than left if I was walking around New York City.
>The best reviewed animated movie of the year.
That is Spiderverse.
>Spider-Verse
95% on Rotten Tomatoes
>Turtles
96% on rotten Tomatoes
Audience score + half the critics.
>SPIDER-VERSE
>86 metacritic
>turtles
>74
learn what fricking rotten tomatoes is you stupid fricking moronic waste of fricking space piece of shit
it's a yes/no question of fresh/rotten
if the critic doesn't answer they use their score to determine fresh or rotten
you can have a C movie score and have it fresh if the critic said fresh or it could be rotten if the critic says rotten
troony Gwen isn't gonna frick your bussy bro
lmao she's not a troony.
You're right. It's a he.
a man can dream damnit
That website is dogshit and you should feel bad for caring about it.
Critic reviews do not matter whatsoever
israeli nepotism
I like how they not only have to race swap April for no fricking reason other than its 2023, but they had to make her look like she just popped outta fricking zimbabwe or something too, cant just have a normal lookin black chick no no no, gotta make her the niggest of em all but with a voice that clearly does not match what you see
It's the "We wanted to make her grounded and relatable" excuse video game devs have been using for the past 8 years. So attractive women can't relate to modern fictional characters anymore, I guess.
that idea is such bullshit, look at the massive popularity of taylor swift, or beyonce or the kardashians with women, the idea that women can only identify with fat ugly cows is only pushed by chronically online sjws who are completely out of touch with reality (and I'm not saying the kardashians are attractive, but they have faces and bodies that are literally only achievable by surgery and are fake as hell prostitutes but still make billions selling products to other women)
I think making the characters in games and animated movies ugly is just their way to cover for the fact that they are not talented enough to make anything beautiful looking. Whether they acknowledge it or not, the “grounded” excuse is just a post facto explanation for their hideous creations.
She's a bit fat for a Zimbabwean
She adjusted well and quickly to American life.
That's calcified abortion
https://www.newsday.co.zw/opinion-amp-analysis/article/27350/obesity-emerges-as-health-hazard-in-cash-strapped-zimbabwe
this is what a 20 something in zimbabwe looks like
>Ayo, Eddie Berry
imagine literally being named AYO lmao
imo it just doesn't have an audience. i don't think kids really like Ninja Turtles anymore, and adult Turtles fans reject anything that isn't exactly like what they grew up with. the newest show was pretty popular with gays on twitter, but they'll just pirate the movie anyway.
>i don't think kids really like Ninja Turtles anymore
The 2012 series was highly received & sold a ton of merch. Everything that came after (the Bay films, Rise, and Rogan's Mutant Mayhem) was when it all went down hill. The IP isn't the problem. It's Hollywood.
Rise is legitimately good. 2012 had Donatello shipping and stupid anime face reactions for everything.
>Rise is legitimately good
Ehhhhh, not really.
>black April
>reddit-tier dialogue + """humor""" throughout the entirety of the series
>half the turtles are voiced by blacks
>animation style is too jittery
>severe lack of Shredder until the end of the series
>Casey Jones is a woman and the actual Casey doesn't appear until the Netflix-exclusive movie
>toy sales were abysmally low
>gets cancelled after a mere 2 seasons
I've no doubt that series had a direct influence on Rogan's movie.
>Black vs bad
Not an argument
>Making Shedder a true big bad instead of a corny villain of the week
Good
>Animation too jittery
And 2012s dumb anime face react with far less frames when they did move wasn't?
>Toy sales
Doesn't mean the show was bad
>Not an argument
It is, when the downgrade is so severe, it leads to the show's cancellation
>Doesn't mean the show was bad
It means the show was irrelevant and left no impact
2012 and Rise are both shit, last (and only) good Turtles adaptation is TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 1990, BEST WE'VE EVER HAD IT, BEST IT'S EVER BEEN DONE BABY, NEVER GONNA TOP IT
TMNT 2003 ran for a long time and is the best of the animated shows by far.
This.
It was the closest it came to being gritty, albeit the 2012 series was the only one that successfully killed off Splinter....twice.
>TMNT 2003 ran for a long time and is the best of the animated shows by far.
Fast Forward was shit and 2003 didn't had the same impact of the 80s show. I should say that even 2012 had more momentum along kids.
Never watched the 2012 version, but man this CG art design is atrocious looking.
There is two kind of TMNT followers: Kids and manchildren. Kids don't care like adults to the "art" they, most kids just want expressive characters. Funny enough Rise producers tried this path and didn't worked because kids don't like over-expressive stuff.
Is difficult to please children, there is a reason of why 80s show was such a big hit.
I think we need to stop giving kids a pass for being stupid and allowing kid’s entertainment to be dumbed down. I was definitely able to start discerning quality from crap past the age of five or so.
2012 series was pretty good, they had to deal with mutagen fricking up a few relatively normal people and splinter's death. Plenty of classic references and even things like Big Trouble in Little China
I got a year of Paramount+ with my new phone plan so I’ll give it a try.
kids loved 2012 because like 80s show it god a correct balance of expression. The art was serviceable, nothing more, nothing less. Rise in the other hand was more loved for animation fans rather than kids and 2003 demographic was a more teenagers and young adults rather than kids, thats the real reason of why fast forward tried a more simple approach compared to previous seasons.
I dunno, I'd frick this version of April no problems
Nani? I thought it looked nice, I especially like the turtles' design
2003 did well it soured 80s babies because the cross over movie has the classic turtles acting like dumb dumbs
and then the comic book turtles make them look like buffoons too. The movie played the contrast card.
Despite all the things I hate about this timeline, I still feel blessed to live in the one that has actual, pure turtle-kino. TMNT 1990 is a masterpiece and I don't know what we did to deserve it.
>black april stinks
>Not an argument
do you ppl even hear yourselves? just fricking kys
>Toy sales
>Doesn't mean the show was bad
Yes it does, TMNT is a toy commercial first, cartoon,movie comic second. If the show fails to encourage kids to buy the toys, then it failed it’s intended purpose.
I liked Rise too, but I think I only saw the first season
>Rise is legitimately good.
With those horrid designs I've never give it the time of day.
>So why is it flopping?
N
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>AYO Edebiri! Is you finna be in dat muffugin turtle movie!?
Im exhausted bros. My kids only watch older cartoons at this point
At least this movie is only around 1h30m. Did your kids sit through all of Spider-Verse?
No they think capeshit is fricking gay and black washed spiderman even sets their uncanny valley sensors off.
>why is it flopping?
Considering the image you posted, it truly is a mystery
Besides April the film was decent. However, it came off as a pilot to a show for little boys only. Say what you will about the first Bay Turtles being unlike the show, it did a good job of selling to dudes of all ages.
The franchise is owned by Nickelodeon so it’s not like it’s made for the Cinemaphile demographic. It’s for younger audiences that are into Spider-Verse.
I’m not really a Spider-Verse fan, but it obviously has more crossover appeal than this Turtles does. The first Bay Turtles made about as much as Spider-Verse 2, for reference.
Children shouldn't be exposed to blatant pedophilia & raceswapping.
>he says on Cinemaphile’s designated pedo board
Cinemaphile isn't /b/ nor /misc/.
Bro how new are you?
get woke go broke doesn't exis--ACK!
kek
They get one win with Barbie and they start pretending a ton of woke movies didn't bomb before or since.
Barbie only succeeded because:
1. Brand recognition, and...
2. They cleverly hid all the misandrist propaganda from the trailers.
cope moron. the one lense that you judge all media through is total bullshit. you are a philistine
I'd rather be a philistine than a catamite pharisee.
Barbie had excellent marketing, it became an event.
two attractive leads
catchy songs
sets were excellent
Warner respected the IP which is key. they could have shit all over Ruth Handler for basically copying Bild Lilli and being forced out of her own company for fraud.
the movie isn't mean spirited so any wokeness is easily overlooked.
in the end Barbie chooses le ebil patriarchy over perfect gynocracy of Barbieland. what does that say?
Warner respected the IP which is key. they could have shit all over Ruth Handler for basically copying Bild Lilli and being forced out of her own company for fraud.
the entire movie was a pretty advertisement to buy Barbie dolls.
>girls don't buy our dolls because they promote unrealistic body types and astronaut/scientist/whatever job Barbie puts pressure on girls to live up to impossibly high standards
the movie is like hey don't worry about that just be who you are play also play pretty with Barbie because it was one middle aged roastie working at Mattel who fricked up Barbieland.
Also, good-looking main cast and the marketing campaign emphasized the pink, summery vibe. The movie itself is probably shit
Implying women care about misandry.
>Hello Everybody
Might be bc the character design is disgusting
Why does it look like she's shitting but on an invisible chair???
every character is Black person. You allowed this you fricks
I didn't. I was one of the few AGAINST this shit as I saw it coming from a mile away.
>Ayo we like some kinda ninja turtles?
>I'm putting together a team...
Just spin my way 😉
>fat but no breasts
literally what's the point?
That has got to be the most depressing thing, a flat fat woman.
To defeat the male gaze.
would. goth slampig sexooooo
You think you do but you dont
>ugly art style
>boring trailer
>turtles look like dorks
Gee, I wonder why.
Barbie is a fricking juggernaut hit. This was a badly timed release imo. Still probably going to do respectable numbers since it really has no competition amongst kids movies.
It could be another Elemental with a weak debut but strong legs. Not Paramount's ideal but not a total loss either.
AYO
it looks pretty good. i didnt even know about it until i went and saw barbie, that was only a couple days before it came out.
it probably just got blown out by the other huge movies. kids movies in general only hit really rarely now, kids are too busy traumatizing themselves with youtube videos about toilets. their brains are too fried to watch 90 minute movies anymore
This actually has pretty terrifying implications. If kids can't sit for a movie, how will they learn in a classroom environment? You can't swipe your teacher away when you don't like what she's talking about. And what will this mean for the future of PG-rated movies?
Quality post
>You can't swipe your teacher away when you don't like what she's talking about
except they did exactly that for the almost 2 years of "remote learning"
>AYO
*smacks lips* AAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Because they didn't make this for fans. They made this for the woke and the woke want shit like Barbie, not the Turtles.
This.
It's nothing more than Rogan's masturbatory ego-stroking pet project for him and his ilk.
I'ma let you in on a little secret: Children fricking HATE weird animation styles nowadays. They like shitty smoothed over CGI that you see in so many kids shows nowadays. I tried watching that Pirates claymation movie with my nephew and he pretty much went into autistic rage after asking to watch something else. It doesn't even need to be bad animation per say, but this movies animation looks straight up nauseating and I can't imagine sitting through over ten minutes of it. Also, based on what I've seen from the trailers, the humor is fricking absolute bottom of the barrel reddit tier shit. While Spiderverse falls into that lame quirky Lego Movie/Waititi camp that has already aged like piss... It was clever at the time. This humor is just DOA
it wallows in its own ugliness.
Probably because the Spider-Verse put a lot of people off this animation style. It "worked" for spiderman because he's a lot more popular than TMNT currently
Miles Morales is not Spider-Man.
What if Miles Morales was his own superhero?
>Spider-Boy
He's literally Spider-Man.
He isn't. He's not white nor is he Peter Parker.
That's a pretty dumb point of view.
But when you're opinions are formed by dickless conservatives on YouTube it makes sense for you to think that way.
Lol, imagine trying to steal white cultural icons because your race is too dumb to have its own. Oh well, maybe next millennia your people will get around to inventing the wheel or something.
lol imagine being so devoid of culture your icons are capeshitters invented by israelites barely a hundred years ago
Spider Man isn't black anon, don't know if it can be put to you any more simply than that.
>you're
Stupid ESL homosexual.
Reviews mean nothing.
I've only heard of 4 of these movies
Thinking that Disney bought the theaters for Black Panther 1 is tinfoil hat moronic, man. It made 700 m domestic and 700 m international, I don't like it too but it's easily explained with
>peak MCU popularity leading to Infinity War
>big societal pressure in America for it to be a success: blacks and libtards watched it at least half a dozen time and there were gofundme like campaigns to pay for hood nigletts' tickets
It wasn't genuine but Disney didn't lose any money on it.
>and there were gofundme like campaigns to pay for hood nigletts' tickets
It was more than that. There were literal corporate sponsors to send entire niglet schools to see the black panther movies and they pretended it was for educational reasons. It truly might be one of the most artificially shilled franchises of all time
Did they desaparecided the white kids or is that school really all black?
the whites had to sit at the back of the class
>Thinking that Disney bought the theaters for Black Panther 1 is tinfoil hat moronic
the literally funnelled funds into charities that bought tickets for "disadvantaged youths" aka black kids
black ppl didn't and still don't care about mcu - disney had to push kids into black panther and create an audience for themselves.
I'm glad all of these flopped, but unironically The Green Knight was a great movie.
I was extremely ready to hate it because of the curry lead, that huge dumb styrofoam axe, etc. but I ended up really liking it.
>The era for black people to be given major roles and white people are shunted away.
>Blacks are made to look like absolute fricking monsters by the supposed tolerant people with leftist values.
It's funny as shit.
If I was black I'd be god damn mortified about any representation in the last 10 years.
A child never minds when you spoil him. A kid might not like the tummy ache that results from cake and ice cream for three meals a day, but they are not going to turn down the offer.
>food analogy
Go back
The movie reminded me of how much I loved TMNT. Didn't really think of how many movies and series related to them I've put my time into.
I even understood most of the references.
I would say it's well made film. Very comfy. I'd recommend to anyone who wants to chill at the movies.
The fight scenes got a bit blurry in some parts but with a good sequel I think that can be fixed.
>reddit spacing
You can't space lines on Reddit. At least not on most Subreddits.
Good try though. I write so people can differenciate between points easily.
>The best reviewed animated movie
This is your brain on burgers.
>tranime
There were actually a few anime references in the movie, which surprised me
>Ayo Edibiri
Literally sounds like "bix nood" lmaooo
>ayo
Hol up
it looks ugly
Ninja Turtle is for little boys. Little boys want gf tier April. Not ugly April. They also find homosexual splinter gross, pathetic and creepy. Also no one under 30 knows who they are.
>Also no one under 30 knows who they are.
You’re wrong about this, you just haven’t been paying attention because you aged out of it. Nickelodeon has regularly been updating TMNT. There was a series running from 2012 to 2017 and then a new one from 2018 to 2020.
My niece is obsessed with them. She only wants to watch the old cartoon. She just filtered out everything else on her own.
Remember when movies had to use sex appeal to get people to show up? Now they know they'll be raking in billions simply because they own everything so now they try to force the dumpiest and ugliest characters in our faces and we're supposed to treat them seriously.
Movie is shit these are not the ninja turtles, they're not even ninjas splinter isn't a japanese rat. Hes just a newyork rat that learns kung fu from tv. Also hes played by jackie chan who has a thick chink accent which makes 0 sense if hes supposed to be a newyork rat. Seth rogan is a dumb homosexual.
Jackie Chans English gotten so good
Also there are a lot of chinks in nyc u fricking moron
He literally sounds like he just got off the boat that day. Why bother saying hes from newyork and not japan like the original.
Bc he isn’t human at all
He is just chick rat and him coming from a Chinese ship make way more sense than a jap ship
>kung fu
>Jackie chan
is this another Karate Kid situation? haven't the turtles always learned Japanese martial arts?
Yes, they literally play clips of drunken master.
turtles are ninjas, not kung fu trainees.
Ninjitsu is japanese, kung fu is chinese. Drunken master is not even regular Kung Fu, but a variation of Ditangquan
He says in the montage he trains them in ninjutsu but they used clips from old chinese kungfu movies like 36 chambers, drunken master etc. I guess hollywood thinks all asians are the same. Even more dumb splinter just has japanese weapons lying around. See how dumb this is, hes supposed to be a normal newyork rat in this version.
I guess shredder will be a normal dude in the next movie. How can we have a footclan.
This isn’t too rare for TMNT. In the ‘87 and ‘12 cartoons, Splinter is Hamato Yoshi, but in the original comic and live action movies, he was Hamato Yoshi’s pet. I think this was also the case for the Bay turtles, where he learns ninjitsu from a book (lol). It’s dumb, but not unheard of for this franchise
It is because China hates Japan and Hollywood wants to pander to China. So Splinter is Chinese.
>all this second guessing of race science for a children film
It is fun and kids will love it
Funny jokes
At one point Leo says he has rizz
Your time is up grandpas
I like how Casey in the 03 cartoon said "freaking" a lot
I wish April looked more like this instead of being a fat frick
personally i think they should've kept her a fat frick but also kept her white. my dick needs more mid redhead slampigs in feature films.
Don't let Cinemaphile shut-ins who haven't seen the movie bullshit you. The real reason is that nobody cares. TMNT is just not culturally relevant anymore.
Boomer TMNT fans want grittier stuff like The Last Ronin. Kids are either getting ready for the start of the school year and/or forced to wait for streaming.
It looks ugly tbh. But then again, I feel the same way about spiderverse
>But then again, I feel the same way about spiderverse
You're correct about both
today's kids don't give a single frick about TMNT. good riddance I say. this shit has felt old since the 90s, bury it.
back in the day when the adults, manchildren, and others obsessed with TMNT first saw/watch the original cartoon aka ORIGINAL ANIMATION TMNT
1) Schools still fed kids FREE SCHOOL LUNCHES and the MOST BESTEST MEALS/DAYS all along AMERICAN schools was PIZZA DAY!!!(Pizza used to be cheap meal/order in/out for tired parents, rewards(Pizza Parties anyone?!?/Birthday parties held at Pizza Places)
2) Ninja's were the greatest thing amongst the kids/halloween(when it still existed, you got cool/not so cool costumes, buckets and bags and you could go house to house for candy without parents having to watch the kids without worrying about them, also people would actually buy candy and give it to kids all night long
3) Saturday Morning Cartoons, Morning Cartoons were actually a thing(no ONLINE STREAMING existed, internet was literal dialup aka old man phones with 56k modems)
4)along came a cartoon that HAD NINJA's(IN THING/movie/show gimmick), TEENAGERS(everyone WANTED to be teenagers/so cool/tubular/etc...) Mutants(another part of pop culture) also the TURTLES thing was specific to the show BUT it mixed well with the "original cartoon sound bite/song/movie franchise that finished the series before Hollywood lost any originality(Ninja RAP)
Nowadays kids are actively told
1) You will own/don't own anything, rent is everything(if you WANT TO BE BIG, rent BIG CARS/TRUCKS, APPARTMENTS, etc)
2) You will never climb the social ladder unless you get ahead via selling out others and/or jump ahead via kicking others down
3) You are not at fault for not getting good grades, not scoring points at sports, you have a mental condition, etc
4) Every kids show is big via a Streaming service, also must be computer generated to be considered good
5) Also must be massively clip bait mush to be held in short attention spans and allow misquotes and rearranging for anyone's narrative rants/self contained walled online/real world gardens
Some distorted and perturbed mind is looking at reality thru some anagram prism... for them any GINGER=Black person
Because it’s obviously woke. Splinter is homosexual, Donatello is trans, april is black, the turtles act like dumb zoomers.
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
>Turtles hate being mutants, barely competent in ninjitsu, rather be human than turtles
>Spend the entire movie wishing they were just normal teenagers and actively tried to avoid interfering in any conflicts unless Leo can get goblin bussy
It's even worse, they learned ninjitsu by watching movies, meaning that they're not actually ninjas, they're just cosplayers with real weapons. I guess that means Master Splinter isn't actually a master of anything?
I haven't seen the movie but everyone says this version of Splinter is the worst of all time. I kind of wish they hadn't chickened out on making him gay because I'd love to see cartoon Twitter defend the worst version of anything just because muh gay.
homie I watch the fricking movie. Don't lecture me.
This is the worst Splinter. Every incarnation, he was an important character and highly respected father figure for the Turtles. His teachings is what guide the turtles. Mutant Mayhem Turtles disrespect his ass. Even if he was an actual master in martial arts, Seth and his cronies would probably still go down this route of making him a problem for the turtles.
It's funny how Spider-Verse showed fatherhood relationships in a positive light and Turtles actively shits on it for cheap laughs.
Not counting weird shit like the concert video and stuff like that, every version of Splinter before now I could find something good to say about, even the 2014 version even though he was ugly and a lot of people hated that movie. He had a sense of humor and he was absolutely fearless, taking on Shredder by himself and even dropping hints that they have history with each other.
Seth Rogen finally did it and made a bad version of Splinter. And what's even more insulting is that they had the most famous living master of martial arts and stunt man alive doing his voice. Nobody knows how many years Jackie Chan has left on this rock but this is seriously the best material they can use him for in a TMNT movie? I hope Seth Rogen shares a cell with Hitler in hell.
For all the awful shit the Bay produced movies were with messing with everyone's orgins, it at least got the spirit of the individual turtles and Splinter right. It's not a difficult family dynamic to screw up, but Seth Rogen found a way to frick it up. Even the Turtles felt half baked. I'm not asking for Mikey to always be the light hearted one or Donnie to always be the smart turtle, but they need to stand out from each other. A majority of the film just had all 3 punking on Leo or riffing off each other but they all manage to just blend in to each other. There are numerous scenes where you can swap them around and nothing will change with how the scene will play out because they might as well just be the same character.
>It's funny how Spider-Verse showed fatherhood relationships in a positive light and Turtles actively shits on it for cheap laughs.
This is something I don't understand. Rise started a trend for making Splinter less a master and more a buffoon far from an authority figure
. Why?
Seth Rogen is a piece of shit with daddy issues, and he cannot resist the urge to project his hatred for traditional fatherhood into his movies.
>Seth Aaron Rogen was born on April 15, 1982, in Vancouver, British Columbia, to a israeli family of Ukrainian and Russian origin.
>Rogen has described his parents, who met on kibbutz Beit Alfa in Israel, as "radical israeli socialists." He attended Vancouver Talmud Torah Elementary School and Point Grey Secondary School
A israelite raised by crazed Bolsheviki israeli parents and sent to Talmud school, left in charge of making a wholesome TMNT movie. Nothing could possibly go wrong
>Mutant Mayhem Turtles disrespect his ass.
Wow it's almost like actual teenagers
Raphael goes out of his way to fight with the Foot Clan, and Mikey too after the second act. Your dubs are a waste and further proof of Kek's malevolence.
>Raphael goes out of his way to fight with the Foot Clan, and Mikey too after the second act.
The foot clan is not in Mutant Mayhem. What the frick are you talking about?
My mistake. I thought Anon was b***hing about the OG movie. He should've used an appropriate pic related.
Nothing in that post comes anywhere close to describing the events in 1990, Secret of the Ooze or III.
I hope this gif of the Fred Wolf opening by Toei animation doesn't make you think I'm talking about the animated show.
Whats those words at the top? Zoomer speak?
The animation looks jerky as hell. Is it rendered at 16fps?
Megan Fox didn't look like April but at least she was frickin hot
being attractive make people forget about a lot of shit. nobody pays good money to see ugly people. cinema, especially cinema that appeals to a broader audience, is all about escape.
who the frick wants to fantasize about some ugly chick. literally nobody.
Oh I agree, no arguing here
Not only the woke shit but the art is fricking horrible.
Nobody wants to see that sketch bullshit.
Just say you hate black people and go, cuh.
>anime poster is troony
many such cases
I hate them.
I don't. A few of them are alright. Not this ayo though
I don't. I hate ghetto culture & the victim mentality of the black community, but I don't hate black people. I've had black friends, they were good people.
I hate color washing of any race, as well as deliberate uglification. If April was a sexy black girl, I wouldn't be so put off.
GO WOKE GO BROKE
ADD IT TO THE LIST. YOU TOO, HAUNTED MANSION.
Why the hell is Dead or Alive on there? That movie came out like 10 years ago and half the movie was hot women jiggling around in tiny outfits.
Go woke go broke is still a cope because the israelites that do this don't care about profitability, they're banking on you being gone eventually leaving an uncritical, brown audience.
Do the black Aprils still have O'neil as a last name? Why would a black person have an Irish last name. Can't even be that they took their name from a slave owner when Irish people were poor and prejudiced against.
I am very tired of blacks. To my very bones I am weary.
are some people just blind to beauty? it's not something you can really measure, it's just like a human ability that comes with your soul
it's more that liberal etiquette compels you to pretend ugly minorities are beautiful as a kind of duty. it's like "saving the environment" by buying eco-friendly products etc etc but for human interactions, they think it's their duty to "uplift" trannies/blacks/fatties by pretending they're beautiful and talented, praising them, giving them jobs and visibility and so on. it's dishonest but it's a kind of dishonesty that makes them feel like a good person, like they're "doing their part" to improve the world. of course, if you actually respected those people you would hold them to a high standard, not a special lowered one, so the whole ideology is actually bigoted and patronizing.
I have often thought that the leftist mindset is extremely racist
>Ayo Edebiri
That's not a name, that's a bad Scrabble hand.
>ayo
They're making a Dead by Daylight movie?
White supremacy. Going green isn't what it used to.
So she is the mutant, right?
The worst thing about it is that it actually achieves the opposite of what it wants. It deprives black people of actual original role models and instead gives them second hand versions of established characters who will always be remembered with their original appearence.
Look back at the 90's and all those iconic characters played by will smith, denzel washington or samuel L jackson. Is there any black actor like that today with similar success?
The wokes don't realize they are actually going backwards. They relegate black characters to white characters with black paint, none of them will be remembered 20 years from now leaving black people with nothing.
Black people have spongebob as an iconic role model
yup black ppl have turned away from big tentpole media that "fake pander" to them.
What makes you think that? The response to Poochie tier black Spiderman has been very strong
Because it wasn’t disingenuously pandering to them. Pandering, sure, but it was done with consideration.
>mfw i didn't know it was august
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLACK PEOPLE ARE IN MY NINJA TURTLE
i thought the turtles were the mutants
Ayo where da white viewers at
>ctrl F Spider
>most posts are seething homosexuals
Lmao.
>best reviewed
You must be israelite here...
>What you thought
More like "what I was told to think by paranoid conspiracy theorists". Most of those 1/10s did not watch it.
I saw the trailer and that was enough.
but is it actually good tho? has anyone watched it?
>but is it actually good tho? has anyone watched it?
They're just teens from the gheto now and no longer ninja turtles. SPlinter is an old rat not a Master anymore.
>why is it flopping?
Didn't deliver.
Hot take but I think the fat&frumpy could work if she was overly hospitable and kind. Not the ignorant archetype but still one that has any "hey don't u wanna help lil ol' me?
she's a basic ass sarcastic twat tho so don't matter
>April starts talking
>black woman in theatre says ayo shut da frick up loudly and laughs at herself
>I laugh
>She cute
I'm so tired of seeing black people everywhere
how come April is suddenly a fat negress?
Another israelite psyop grasping at relevance by taking a historically successful IP and updating it for “modern audiences,” i.e. let’s just make characters brown and THAT will make us money.
More drum machines!
More mumble rap!
Copy that Spider-Man “Urban” styling!
Fricking HollyJewz. Your inability to learn from your mistakes is exactly why you’re doomed to fail.
>Never gives any number
>Just says "it's flopping (source:dude trust me"
You know, the explaination for why the Turtles and Splinter know martial arts really so much worse than the Bay movies, which is shocking
At least books genuinely do teach the fundementals of a sport, and the techniques, they weren't implemented well but it was at least there
Watching Youtube videos of just the art, along with Kung Fu movies, does NOT mean you learned the art, or know how to use it in an actual life or death situation.
dude what the frick is with this agenda it's like all the creators are monkeys and instead of a monolith it's a fat black chick. give it a frickin rest man
AYO
They couldn't have at least made April look cute. Why is it when they race swap them, they have to also crank up the ugly dial.
Rise April wasn't cute either.